A Map Shitpost Thread

[Cheer]

That doesn’t meet any of my quality standard to put on the map thread, this is literally just a larger Canada in EqualA.

shitpost is another word for joke post

and this map would do well on the real thread lol, it’s not a joke

 

[The_Persian_Cat]

u/Keeperofbeesandtruth on Reddit made this work of art:

 

[ST15RM]

u/Keeperofbeesandtruth on Reddit made this work of art:

uhh...

 

[The_Persian_Cat]

uhh...

Is something wrong with that user? I swear, this just showed up in my feed, and I wanted to give credit to the creator. If it turns out he's a Nazi or he posts porn or something, I didn't mean to promote him.

 

[Tsochar]

Is something wrong with that user? I swear, this just showed up in my feed, and I wanted to give credit to the creator. If it turns out he's a Nazi or he posts porn or something, I didn't mean to promote him.

I think he means:

 

[DrWalpurgis]

u/Keeperofbeesandtruth on Reddit made this work of art:


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'The Winter War part 2: return of Jafar' killed me.

What a great, horrifying masterpiece. Truly one of the 'best' works on this thread.

 

[Miner]

 

[Bogdanoff]

This place has been inactive for a while. Let's crosspost, shall we?

An homage to the maps of the first map thread, which I have been trawling through for a few days in lieu of anything more productive.
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Things which I have seen mostly in such maps (as opposed to just taken from general AH tropes)
- Kalmar Union survives
- Soviet Union, despite that being wildly out of pace with the POD(s)
- Napoleonic/Angevin empire
- Independent Ireland with colonies, especially despite the above
- Golden Horde
- Calling the Ottoman Empire the Sublime Porte despite that not making any sense
- Misspelling Iroquois
- X states of America
- Rupert's Land/Hudson Bay Company
- Deseret, especially "Inevitable X of Deseret" as a spoof!
- Mittelafrika, in any form.
- Timbuktu Transatlantic Tempire
- One or more entirely unlabeled powers despite them looking important/having space for it
- Golden Horde
- Roman Empire/Byzantine Empire surviving
- Inca Empire named "Empire Of The Four Quadrants" or something, even translated into English
- Independent Texas
- New Zealand being named Nouvelle Zeeland or something
- Giant Sykes-Picot Israel/Crusader States
- Large, oddly-placed Bulgaria
- American bit of Siberia

Here's a bonus trope:
I hope you all like it! AH CHALLENGE: Figure out how this could've happened, because I can't be assed to have a backstory.

That's no co-prosperity sphere, that's co-prosperity triangle

 

[Imperator Frank]

snip

Amazing.

 

[Burton K Wheeler]

My favourite part is when 200,000 russian soldiers inconspicuously land in Heathrow by buying all the airline tickets and take over Britain.

Edit: nope. It's this one.
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Crossposted to the U.S. Armed Forces thread, thanks for this.

 

[Pipcard]

The cold war between two blocs, one led by the Hispano-Japanese alliance and the other led by China - totally not a map showing the differences in box office sales for Avatar and Avengers: Endgame
(original by u/icefire9)

 

[Etruscan-enthusiast35]

I decided to rearrange the landmasses based on this definition.
"continents are understood to be large, continuous, discrete masses of land, ideally separated by expanses of water."

 

[rexnerdorum]

I decided to rearrange the landmasses based on this definition.
"continents are understood to be large, continuous, discrete masses of land, ideally separated by expanses of water."

Suez and Panama Canal owners hardest hit. And Russia too, I guess.

 

[Etruscan-enthusiast35]

Suez and Panama Canal owners hardest hit. And Russia too, I guess.

I imagine the rampant climate change would be more of a cause for concern.

 

[Christory]

I decided to rearrange the landmasses based on this definition.
"continents are understood to be large, continuous, discrete masses of land, ideally separated by expanses of water."

Europe and Asia are still just barely connected.

 

[Etruscan-enthusiast35]

Europe and Asia are still just barely connected.

Son of a gun, they are.

 

[The_Persian_Cat]

Suez and Panama Canal owners hardest hit. And Russia too, I guess.

Bosphorus still intact though

 

[Crazy Boris]

Second Mongol Empire when

 

[Oliveia]

Second Mongol Empire when

When the ~16 million people who share genetics with Genghis Khan form the Super-Khan, like out of a Power Rangers show or something.

 

[BrobDingnag]

When the ~16 million people who share genetics with Genghis Khan form the Super-Khan, like out of a Power Rangers show or something.

Khannic Hive Mind.