“Joe, how can you vote for Oliver North and his gang of extremists?”
“Look, Ted, Strom has a mandate from the American people. Who in the general public actually remembers what Oliver North did? All they see is a president with a 90% approval rating trying to get a team in place to fight the terrorists. How is it going to look in 2004 when Fox News spins it so my name is associated with Bin Laden?”
“He’s going to be president in a few years! We know old Strom doesn’t have much left in him.”
“That just makes it easier for us Democrats to run against him!”
-Senators Ted Kennedy and Joe Biden
“Hey, Trent, weren’t you supposed to be Strom’s Vice President?”
“Oh, no, I’ve got a much better job in the Senate. Plus, if I resign, that’s another seat in the Democrats’ hands. We already lost South Carolina once Strom took office.”
“But why Oliver North? Why not some random retired Congressman?”
“He’s a military man, and we need to project a strong image for our country. Having him at the parade Strom and I have been working on; that’s a perfect picture.”
“But, let’s be honest, Strom isn’t going to live until the end of his presidential term.”
“I’m still going to be president in the shadows. North never held any office in his life, he’ll surely defer to me. That’s why we purged all these seemingly unimportant civil servants; we use the country’s post-9/11 fears to leave a lasting conservative legacy.”
-Senators Trent Lott and Rick Santorum
“President Thurmond, our objectives in Operation Enduring Freedom have met a setback. President Musharraf has not been 100% cooperative with the events of Operation Enduring Freedom. While we have successfully restored Mohammed Zahir Shah to his rightful throne, Pakistan is still harboring the Taliban terrorists. Their inaction is action in favor of those who attacked us on 9/11. We must launch a campaign to force the Pakis on our side. Bomb them to the stone age if we have to. As you remember, that’s exactly what President Nixon did to protect Cambodia from the Viêt Công. We need you to sign off on some orders directing this campaign. Is that something you can support?”
-Richard Armitage to President Thurmond
“Saddam Hussein remains the most credible threat to American interests, even after Operation Desert Storm in 1991. We cannot contain Saddam any longer. There are a few possible rationale we can use to start a war to liberate Iraq. The late President Bush and I had already been discussing strategy for how we could justify a conflict. We can either use Iraqi actions against the Kurds, form a connection between Iraq and 9/11, or start a fight over weapons of mass destruction.”
-Donald Rumsfeld to President Thurmond
“While we have always had a difficult relationship with Libya, in the War on Terror, Gaddafi can become an ally to us. He’s a man with a vision to take over Africa and the Middle East. Eventually, Americans are going to get tired of fighting wars with their own lives, so why don’t we have Libya fight for us? We can even support their nuclear program, so that none of their neighbors will threaten them. Those oil reserves can become ours. Of course, we’ve got a mission to get rid of the regime in Sudan, and Libya can give the people of Darfur and South Sudan freedom. We can just hand over the rest of the country to Gaddafi’s puppet, and not have to worry about an insurgency.”
-Bob Dornan to President Thurmond
“Our nation’s youth has become corrupted by anti-Christian messages in the media, through movies, TV, and music. If these dangerous messages take over the next generation, they will turn America into a nation of terrorists. We cannot have this happen in our country, especially at a time when we need to spread American values out to the rest of the world. Each American between the ages of 16-25 should have to complete a year of national service to our country. This system works for the Israelis, that’s why they’ve survived all these wars against their neighbors.”
-Oliver North to President Thurmond
“If someone supported Nazi Germany at the expense of the United States, we didn’t say that was freedom of speech, we put him in a camp, they were prisoners of war. If these people are radicalized and they don’t support the United States and they are disloyal to the United States as a matter of principle, fine. It’s their right and it’s our right and obligation to segregate them from the normal community for the duration of the conflict.”
-Wesley Clark to President Thurmond
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As the noose of narco-militarism
Tightens around your necks
We worry about burning flags
And pee in jars at work
To keep our jobs
But if someone came for you one night
And dragged you away
Do you really think your neighbors
Would even care?
Do you really think your neighbors
Would even care?
Ollie for president, he'll get things done
(Embrace the red, white and blue Reich)
Ollie for president, he'll get things done
(Embrace the red, white and blue Reich)
Ollie for president, he'll get things done
(Embrace the red, white and blue Reich)
-Full Metal Jackoff by DOA ft. Jello Biafra (1989)
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“President Thurmond thinks that attacking Iraq and Sudan is going to end terrorism. He says if we don’t take out Saddam and al-Bashir, than 9/11 is gonna happen all over again. Are we just gonna sit here and let a white supremacist establish American colonies? I don’t approve of everything Saddam and al-Bashir are doing, but you have to admit they’re not a security threat to us. The only thing they’re a threat to is the American imperialist domination. Thurmond is literally doing white man’s burden all over again. I mean, Mandela was just on the news the other day saying that this is an imperialist war. We gotta make an example here. If we go after anyone who opposes us with violence, that’s only going to lead to more violence against us ourselves. Why have none of our leaders sat down with these leaders, and give them money to feed their people? Only then can we talk about bringing a democratic government. When we bomb all these nations, you’re just producing more terrorists. This is the hypocrisy you should be looking out for, human beings being the most immoral people you're ever going to encounter. We can be so self-obsessed - we care about what’s going on in our country, but ignore the rest of the world.”
-Tupac Shakur, 2003 interview