When the original incarnation of this timeline was being posted, I quickly cobbled together a title card for it to show my support. It was the first titlecard I did for the site, and it shows honestly. As far as I'm aware, it was used for the tv tropes page and several other entries. I no longer have the original, so this thumbnail version is the only version I have.
Anyway, Now with this redux being as absolutely fantastic as it has been and continues to be, I wanted to try and recreate it. Better, and more extreme, as this timeline deserves.
"We stand today at the precipice of the global Pax Americana our great forefathers dreamed of. From when the great prophet Burr received his revelation in 1826, to our beloved former Atheling Custer and his son Steele and now to me, we have been blessed America..truly blessed. Even now, as I have initiated the Great Peacemaker War which according to my scientists has wiped out 90% of the human population on the surface, we will stand supreme thanks to my genius Hub program. In the coming time, we shall emerge into the baked wastes and claim the world. We Americans won't be inbred radioactive mutants or papist slavic scum, we will be pureblooded and forge the New Jerusalem. Though sadly that won't be in my or in any of our lifetimes, but patience..patience is all we need. Goodnight Dear America, I say goodbye to all, and pray to mighty Jehovah and the government for us to pull through."
-Extract of Charles Oswald's last speech to the American populace from his special Hub bunker, 1984.
"I AM THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE DAMNIT!!! WHAT I SAY AND DO IS WHAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SAY AND WANT, I WILL NOT HAVE YOUR LIMP WRISTED ASS TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY DAMN EMPIRE!!!" sounds of a smack are heard and a chair being thrown.
-Extract of a violent confrontation between President Charles Oswald and Vice-President Richard Nixon.
"The League may have peacemakers, but we have our spirit and mighty jehovah to guide us..a nuclear war is nothing to fear gentleman. I have already started it, I have given the order for multiple bombs to hit Paris and Moscow, I predict global devastation will be imminent in an hour. Why is it nothing to fear? Because, despite 90% of the population dead, we shall simply repopulate. The inferiors in their natural state will devolve into the filthy animals that they are, and when we emerge from our bunkers, the whole world will be american. Ooh it just makes me excited thinking about it." Sounds of massive complaints are heard among Oswald's generals before gunshots are heard as they are killed by Oswald's loyalists and Billy Graham's Zealots. Shortly after Oswald would go on to make his last speech.
Eh I was bored thought I just make these insane Oswaldian ramblings.
