The historical 10 Downing Street was the nucleus of British political life. In was the dwelling of great statesmen, from William Pitt the Younger to David Lloyd George. Future statemen were as certain to reside in the historic location as they were to exist: indefinitely. Yet, to quote William Pitt the Younger, it was a "vast, awkward house". His commentary provides as much of a reflection of British aristocracy's distaste for the awkward and out-of-place as much as a description of the dwelling a few centuries ago. Unfortunately for the man from Oxfordshire, those cultural inclinations did not die off along with Pitt the Younger's generation.
"Woe is Winston Churchill! His career in politics be damned by a single cup of milk!" exclaimed semi-satirically British historian and biographer Lord Christopher Hitchens. While originally mocked for his work, the then thirty year old budding intellectual Hitchens' book
The Rise and Fall of Traditional Toryism took great notice of a passage in Sir Stanley Baldwin's personal diary; the diary that accounted for the seemingly minutiae events of September 3rd, 1923:
"I have woken up to a rather perky morning. I have grown accustomed to my duties, and all runs smoothly today. Well, not quite. Winston Churchill, the former Secretary of State of the Colonies no less, came to my office for a meeting no less with a milk stain! Now, it is courteous to inform someone they enjoyed your hospitality, but not to gulp it down like a porker! For heavens sake, what kind of man is he to barge into my office with such hideous attire? His self-staining is one matter. His self-staining and forcing me, a proper gentleman, to engage with him on a serious level with such a blot, both literal and metaphorically, is absolutely ridiculous!"
"Now, it is hard not to pity sir Winston. Here was someone who, not immediately, but during a period of tremendous crisis, had his voice trampled down in the midst. Now, the events were all the harder to piece together for not only was it traditionally viewed as a moment of great importance but also because Prime Minister Baldwin was unaware of the previous events regarding the incident. After numerous reports and interviews were collected however, the most likely summation of events is this"*:
Winston Churchill was a busy man. Tired of not moving ahead in life, he had no care for the frivolities of aristocratic politics, aside from the necessary profile sustenance. "Business is everything" he frequently commented to himself, especially during the busy days of early post-war Britain. A member of the George Ministry, Churchill was no stranger to the workings of Westminster, but he never truly felt as if he was in its centre. So the ambitious politician strove to do what any ambitious politician would do: get the attention of the one who sits in 10 Downing Street.
Having no time to miss, Winston ran as fast and gentlemanly as he could through the streets of London as to not be late for his appointment with Prime Minister Baldwin. He had always desired to rejoin a Ministry as to put himself back on Westminster's map, and being late was the worst insult imaginable. His efforts in fact had him five minutes early for his appointment, and he took a heavy sigh. Perhaps he sighed too soon.
Asked what drink he would enjoy, Churchill decided that brandy in the morning would be too much. Instead, something "more childish, more wholesome would do. I would enjoy a cup of warm milk". The servant affirmed, and in three minutes brought his seemingly innocent drink.
Winston rather quickly picked up his drink, fearing his summoning prior to sipping his milk. In this fearing mind, and fear is known to cloud one's judgement, Churchill gulped down his milk, only to witness the horror. Drops of milk had spilled all over his coat and suit!
Churchill grimaced. No witness did not notice the sheer grimace on his face. Yet, he maintained his calm and composure as he tried to wipe out the blots of calcium over his fine attire. He would not be so lucky. He was summoned to the Prime Minister's office, only to be greeted with a "Dear God!"
Churchill still maintained himself rather well. His previous and future meetings with many Conservative party leaders had all but assured him the position of Chancellor of the Exchequer. However, as Prime Minister Baldwin wrote, "it was not my most confident of decisions".
(Prime Minister Stanley Baldwin outside of 10 Downing Street with Chancellor of the Exchequer Winston Churchill, February 1924. While originally their relationship was rather normal, the seeds of doubt that always were with Baldwin on Churchill's credibility would not only impact the latter's political career, but would also shape Britain's political destiny permanently.)
*Citation from
Letters on Winston Churchill by historian and politician Lord William Whitelaw.