What if right wing fever dreams about a Communist coup by the Democrats came true (Please note this is satire)?
The United States Presidential Election of 2016
Ted Cruz/Rick Scott (Republican)
Bernie Sanders/Elizabeth Warren (Democratic), Gary Johnson/William Weld (Libertarian)
Throughout the election season, the Cruz campaign polled ahead of the Socialist Democrat Bernie Sanders. During election night, it became clear that Cruz would win as he was declared the victor in key swing states such as Florida, Ohio and North Carolina. However, before Cruz could be declared victor, Democrat President Barack Obama suspended the election under the excuse of "uncovering wide scale voter fraud". The election was declared to be rescheduled at a later unknown date. Many Republican states ignored this and recognized Cruz as the winner. Obama retaliated by declaring Sanders the winner and suspending all federal aid programs to the "Cruz" states, many states that voted for Sanders declared him to be the winner of the election, although some with GOP governors stayed neutral. More Republican states recognized Cruz as the President Elect and refused to pay taxes to the federal government. This "cold war" between the states lasted until the inauguration of Bernie Sanders in Washington. It's noted that Sanders was not sworn in with a Bible In his inaugural speech, Sanders declared his first act as President would be to arrest the few Republican representatives who didn't boycott the inauguration and return to their home states, and declare that "It's time to eliminate the infestation of the Corporate Fascist parasites from this country". He ordered an invasion of the "rebelling" states by the national guards of neighboring "loyal" states. The Republican states appointed Cruz as their President and he quickly assembled a cabinet. The Second American Civil War had begun.
Presidents of the United States (Sanders government)
2008-2017: Barack Obama/Joe Biden (Democratic)
2017-2019: Bernie Sanders/Elizabeth Warren (Democratic) [1]
Head Secretaries of the American Socialist Union
2019-2023: Bernie Sanders (Communist Party of America) [2]
2023-2026: Keith Ellison (CPA(Eastern Faction)) [3]
2023: Eric Garcetti (CPA(West Coast Faction))
2026: Bill de Blasio (CPA) [4]
Presidents of the United States (Cruz government, later official government)
2017-2018: Ted Cruz/Rick Scott (Republican)
2018-2025: Ted Cruz/Joe Manchin (Unity) [5]
2025-2029: Rick Perry/Orrin Hatch (Unity) [6]
2024: John Bel Edwards/Mark Warner (Patriotic Democratic) [7]
2029-2037: Rob Portman/Tom Cotton (Unity)
2028: John Bel Edwards/Steve Bullock (Democratic Reform)
2032: Steve Bullock/Charlie Baker (Democratic Reform)
President of the Pacific Socialist States
2023-2027: Eric Garcetti (Socialist Workers Party) [8]
Prime Ministers of the Republic of Hawaii
2024-2028: Tulsi Gabbard (Aloha ʻĀina) [9]
2028-2032: Russell Ruderman (Hawaian Socialist/Green Aliance) [10]
2028: Tulsi Gabbard (Aloha ʻĀina), Duke Aiona (Union with America)
[1] President Sanders alienated many moderate members of the Democratic party (the only functioning party in the Sanders controlled states) with his extreme anti capitalist rhetoric and use of military force. A spit in the Democrats occurred once it became clear that the initial offences into conservative held territory would not be sufficient to end the conflict, early in 2019 Andrew Coumo ran for president in under a platform of a cease fire and peace treaty with the conservatives. That election would never occur.
[2] In the summer of 2019, President Sanders and his supporters unilaterally reformed the United States into the American Socialist Union (A.S.U) with him as its leader, or "Head Secretary". He drafted a new constitution, abolished the Democratic party and formed a new overtly Communist party in its place and arrested any Democrats who opposed this new order. The Senate was abolished and the House was renamed the "Worker's Assembly", Any future Head Secretaries would be elected by the Worker's Assembly. Not all representatives were able to meet the at New York (the new capital due to D.C being to close to the front lines), the West coast states functioned as an autonomous entity with little connection with the Northeast and contested areas of Virginia and the Rust Belt. With the Conservatives controlling most of the farm states, food shortages were common, especially in the isolated cities that declared their allegiance to the A.S.U, most notably Houston, which held out until 2021. By then, the front lines had mostly stabilized, with the U.S controlling everything besides the northern Atlantic, coastal areas of California, Washington and Oregon, and parts of the Great Lakes region, such as Chicago. This stalemate lasted past Sanders's death in early 2023.
[3] The unexpected death of Sanders's threw the Worker's Assembly into chaos as representatives vied for power, either by seeking leadership for themselves or currying favor from potential Head Secretary candidates. This culminated into the election of one of Sanders's protegees; representative Keith Ellison. This irreversibly strained relations with the West coast and they severed relations with the Eastern A.S.U, instead electing favorite son, Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti. Ellison's leadership was troubled by a sustained U.S offense and Canada's withdrawal of material support in 2024. D.C was captured in late 2024 and Chicago in 2025. By the summer of 2026, New York city was under siege and Ellison resigned and surrendered, calling on the rest of the A.S.U to do so.
[4] Bill de Blasio was Head Secretary for only a month. His entire term consisted of negotiating the terms of surrender, and convincing the diehard communist holdouts to quit. On July 23rd, 2026, the A.S.U officially surrendered to the U.S. The war on the eastern front had ended.
[5] On May 8th, 2018, President Cruz replaced his Vice President with Democrat turncoat, Joe Manchin, and formed the Unity Party. He declared that "this is not the time for political bickering and infighting". Just as the Republican Party would rule for decades after he first Civil War, the Unity Party would do so after the Second, before collapsing into it's Conservative and Centrist factions in the 2050's. For now the Unity Party was basically a renamed Republican Party. President Cruz's congress was obedient and the administration faced no real opposition, the 2020 election was suspended and he was confirmed for a second term by Congress. His new party would nominate and elect fellow Texan, Rick Perry in 2024.
[6] While President Cruz always left the possibility of peaceful reunification open, President Perry enthusiastically pursued the war. By the time he was in office, the A.S.U was weakened and isolated, with right wing local militias in a long term guerrilla war with Communist forces. A series of lightning attacks took territory as far North as upstate New York and isolated resistance in the West coast to a few cities. These attacks were sustained and by 2027, the country was united once again. The Cruz administration drifted to the center in an attempt to moderates and position his government as legitimate. Perry, on the other hand, was staunchly Conservative. This was shown during the early years of Reconstruction. Many Communist officers and government officials were given life sentences, even if they had little ideological fervor. Perry refused to seek a second term, and the Unity Party nominated moderate Rob Portman and right winger Tom Cotton, cementing the party's role as a big tent coalition. Portman's administration undid many of the harsher Reconstruction policies of the Perry administration, he was seen as one of America's greatest presidents.
[7] The 2024 election was the first since the outbreak of war. Due to Rick Perry's refusal to select a former Democrat his running mate, the Patriotic Democratic Party was founded by moderate Democrats on a platform that desired a peace treaty with the Communists. Perry won over 70 percent of the vote. After the election, the Patriotic Democratic Party was reformed into the less clunky sounding Democratic Reform Party. They became the main opposition party in the post war years.
[8] Eric Garcetti declared independence from the A.S.U. Declaring an independent nation comprising of California, Cascadia, and until 2024, Hawaii. In reality, he only really controlled the coastal portions and was forced to rule with an iron fist in order to prevent any coup against him. His regime only lasted as long as it did because of support from Mexico, which stopped in 2026. By the time he surrendered, only the cities of San Francisco, Portland, Seattle and parts of Los Angeles remained under his control.
[9] Tulsi Gabbard declared independence from the Pacific states and founded a reasonably functioning nation, despite food shortages. She was undone in the 2028 elections by a scandal that she colluded with China in order to receive monetary benefits.
[10] Russel Ruderman was one of the most popular Prime Ministers of Hawaii. In his 4 year tenure, he secured U.N and American recognition and normalized relations with the United States. Due to him, Hawaii was the only state to successfully leave the Union as a result of the Second American Civil War.