Alternate Cooking II
What If:
In our own history Paracelsus,
whose ideas about health gave us the modern diet, was adopted only in northern
Europe. English, German and French speaking countries in Europe,
the U. S., Canada and Australia are the followers of this diet. The
Islamic and Spanish worlds remained isolated from this new dietary theory.
It is not that hard to imagine Paracelsus remaining a minor doctor in Germany,
with his ideas never being accepted. Northern Europe keeps its dietary
theory centered on cooking and the four elements. What then?
Mainstream
Fast Food:
You might ask, what is
the different from OTL? Think of it. Today, the beginnings
of the fast food chains were burgers. This German cuisine would be
different without the change. Beef became the meat only after the
Revolution in Cooking of the 17th Century. Before, it was too dry,
and poultry was preferred. Imagine going to Sandwich Baron, and ordering
a Turkey Sandwich with a special Almond Sauce, a side order of Roasts (Roasted
Potato Strips) seasoned with Sugar, and a nice Warm Grape Juice.
First, we look at the
Turkey Sandwich. To the alternate cooks of this world, Poultry in
general are a perfect meat. They are slightly hot, and slightly wet.
Beef might be popular, but because of its dryness it must be stewed in
a soup. And soups, in this TL and our own, are not a popular item
at fast food restaurants. So poultry sandwiches are the norm.
Next, there is the Almond
Sauce. Like poultry, almonds are slightly wet and slightly hot.
They compliment the Turkey greatly, and give it a nice flavor. To
form the liquid of the almond sauce, there might be some milk added.
It too is hot and wet. Sugar would also be added. As you can
begin to see, sugar would not be just for desert. It is found throughout
the meal.
The Roasts are the alternate
cook’s version of fries. Root vegetables like potatoes are already
dry and cold, and frying them only makes them hot, still leaving them dry.
What must be done to the potatoes is a good roasting, to give both heat
and wetness. Sugar, being a common seasoning, would be added for
taste instead of salt. It can be assumed that to handle them, the
Roasts are shaped like the fries of OTL.
Drinks were usually served
warm in the old diet system, and that would have carried over into the
AH. Wine was a near perfect drink, and to counter its coldness and
dryness it was served warm with seasonings of, you guessed it, sugar.
Because it is alcohol, I doubt wine is served at fast food restaurants.
Instead they have grape juices, served warm with sugar. And so you
have the mainstream fast food meal of this Alternate Cooking World.
Other Fast
Foods:
Yes, this could
have happened. Unless you go to one of the smaller fast food chains,
instead of the main stream ones. Like today, you will have fast food
restaurants selling Mexican cuisine (unchanged from OTL). Muslim and Indian
cuisine (more popular because of their similarities to the alternate cooking)
and good old Southern cooking (very alternate.) Seafood would be
popular only along the coast, as a fishermen’s diet. Fish are far
too cold to be consumed by the human body.
Let us drive over to
FVB, Franklin Veggie Bar. This good old Southern fast food chain
is almost without meat. Instead, it focuses on the tastes of the
lower Southern class, serving fresh fruits and vegetables. Recently
they have entered into the Sandwich wars with their line of goobers sandwiches,
and a tomato biscuit in the morning.
It can be argued that
perhaps the healthiest diet in America is that of the Southerner.
A blend of Native African tastes and the available foods in the South,
it makes heavy use of the most abundant food in the South, plants.
It takes less energy to grow the plants, and many are eaten raw.
Being poor, they did not bother with trying to make their food meet the
ideas of healthy.
Climate in the South
is suited for the growing of fruit and other vegetables. In Florida
and other tropical regions of the South, this would mean a diet of oranges
and other citrus fruit. The fact that most citrus fruits have a tough
skin would make them very easy for travel. Farther north, local fruits
such as apples or pears would be grown, although their skin isn’t as tough
as the citrus fruits.
The goober, and other
nuts for that matter, would also play an important part in the diet, as
they did in OTL. Goobers have become a very large staple in the diet.
The largest role they play is that of a replacement for meat. In
a form of very chunky peanut butter, they are a cheap substitute for meat.
The tomato biscuit is a classic of the South even in OTL, and more so in
this AH.
Comments:
It is a generalization,
but perhaps true, to say that the cooking of the English and that of the
Germans is very similar. They can both be put under the heading of
Mainstream Fast Food that we talked about. Southern European cuisine,
such as the Italians, Spanish and Greeks, would be unchanged. The
change in the tastes of English and Germans would made them more open to
the tastes of Muslim and Indian cooking.
Many might get the idea
that the ideas on what is healthy remain unchanged from 1650 to 2000 in
this AH. That is not so. The ideas behind the diet have faded
away, just like our own history. We do not take about Sulfur, Mercury
or Salt making up our diet. Instead there are proteins, fats, sugars,
carbohydrates and so on. Science has progressed in this AH, but tastes
still linger to the past. And isn’t that true with our own world?
Other Groups:
Like all societies, there
will be groups who wish to change the ideas on health. Today we have
people who are against eating any source of carbohydrates. And so
they turn their back on breads, perhaps the most loved food in the world.
Or you have Vegetarians, wishing to limit their intake of meat or get rid
of it at all. This world has similar groups.
Being over weight isn’t
as much as a problem as in OTL. Although the mainstream diet isn’t
heavy in fruits and vegetables, nor is it high in fats based on butter
and lard. Sugar is perhaps the deadliest threat, more so than our
own world. Diet trends focus on the danger of Sugars, not fatty foods.
It was known even in
1600 that sugar could be dangerous. But it is so sweet, so loved.
Although most will eat sugar gladly, there is a growing trend of people
that wish to limit their intake of sugar, some removing it completely from
their diet. Some are happy with the diet of the Southerners, but
others attempts to avoid even natural sugar in fruits.
Cooking
Seeds:
Now let’s look at some
other possible changes from diet, and a quick run down on how they could
have changed the world we eat in. In the future, I might come back
to these and make an essay out of them. Or maybe you’d like to.
As always, I’m willing to post anything sent to me.
No Sugar:
“Under its whiteness,
sugar hides a great blackness and under its sweetness a very great acrimony,
such that it equals aqua fortis [nitric acid].” Joseph Duchesne,
physician to Henry IV of France.
“Sugar, distilled by
itself, yields a liquor scarcely inferior to aqua fortis. . . . Therefore
it is very probable that mixing sugar with almost all our food, and taken
to so great a degree, from its daily use, renders the blood and humours
salt and acrid; and consequently scorbutic.” British physician Willis
During the Revolution
in Cooking in the 17th Century, many wanted to do away with Sugar completely.
In our history, sugar was limited to only one dish in a meal, desert.
But what if this had been taken to the extreme? The Revolution changed
tastes for Northern Europeans greatly. Why not limit sugar too?
Sugar was consumed by
Northern Europe in great amounts. With this market closed, prices
for sugar would drop drastically. This would have large effects on
the Caribbean, which depended on the money from Sugar. A greater
importance would be placed on colonies producing things other than Sugar.
France would but a greater priority on New France, and Britain would do
the same to the 13 Colonies.
Could this world see
France keep New France, instead giving up its Caribbean possessions?
Or would Britain work to keep the 13 colonies, with their worth being greater
because of the diverse market they offered. And what of the Spanish
colonies? This single change could drastically effect the history
of the Caribbean, and beyond.
The Grandeur
that was Roast:
Ethiopia, the original
home of Coffee, was not some barren no man’s land in history. It
was an agricultural center for millet growing as early as 5000 B.C. and
in contact with other cultures. It can be very plausible to assume
that Coffee is discovered sooner than our history, and spreads to other
cultures. One of the most practical use for rudimentary Heronian
steam technology is to make espresso. Could this start a Culinary
Age of Steam? Does Steaming become the center of the cycle of food?
Thanks to Weaire Gavin Allen for this idea.
Empty America:
Tomatoes, pineapples,
avocados, chocolate, corn, peppers, potatoes, tobacco, and more are all
foods that come from the Americas. But what if the Americas had been
empty, without humans? There are no farmers, and therefore no domesticated
crops. How does the history of Europe continue without the potato
for the Irish, or the tomato for the Italians. And that’s without
thinking of the political effects of an empty America!
Population would probably
be smaller. Without the large number of introduced foods to Europe,
the Irish and other groups wouldn’t have the boom in population they did
in our history. In addition, there would be no great Aztec or Inca
Empire for the Spanish to build their colonies on.
From the beginning, America
would be very frontier. Without the Indians, the Europeans have to
learn what to plant, and when. Colonization takes longer than our
history, with many lives lost in colonization attempts. Without the
Line of Demarcation, the English colonists might never revolt. If
there even is an English colonial Empire in America.
North American
Empire:
The two cultural hearths
of America were the Aztecs and Incas. Although there were great mound
builders in North America, they did not contribute a lasting influence
to foods. Botanists and scientists have wondered about the effect
on our cultivated fruit if North American had been a cradle of civilization.
What if the native plums, cherries, crabs, grapes, mulberries, and walnuts
had been cultivated for thousands of years in the New World?
This would have a great
effect in the settlement of North America than food. It’s plausible
that De Soto would rank up there with Cortez and Pizarro. The Spanish
might control the former lands of the Aztecs, Incas, and this North American
Empire. Culinary tastes of today are a blend of European Spanish,
and the tastes of the Aztecs, Incas, and the North Americans.
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