It is obvious to those in the know that there is nothing significant in Area 51. How can we know that you may ask? Because he are constantly hearing that there is something in Area 51 that they don’t want to show us; therefore there isn’t.
All the real shit is somewhere in Areas 1 to 50, the places where they are saying ‘don’t hang around here, nothing to see, go look at Area 51 instead.’
I have spent 15 years getting drunk and dribbling shit on this subject; buy me lots of drinks and I’ll ramble incoherently at you about it until I pass out.
The government really should have had the Google Earth images of Area 51 blacked out to keep the conspiracy theories going even stronger. Someone needs to teach them to troll.