Not everyone is Frank Herbert or George Orwell. Both of those are freaking all-caps awesome. When I said what I said about the cereal preferences, I neglected to mention that I like Weetabix and corn flakes with chocolate syrup. (Okay, so it's kind of disgusting on paper, but, before sunrise, it makes sense.) There's Baron Harkonnen chuckling in the background while fondling an overpriced globe, there's "some animals are more equal than others," and then there's a bunch of plantation pimps strutting around with campy accents plotting the destruction of the world. And yes, I smiled when I typed that last part... Shucks, obviously I find it compelling. (See fan-fic!