the best movies never made
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2000: Red Storm Rising:
The Academy Award winner portraying the nuclear devastation of China by the Soviet Union and the People's Republic of Japan. Set from the viewpoint of the American ambassador to the Republic of China, a peasant soldier fighting for the PLA even as the organization was in its death throes, and a lawmaker in the Legislative Yuan.
2001: Debt Of Honor:
Highly acclaimed action film about a Japanese spy's attempt to halt a nuclear war formulated by the Zaibatsu.
2006: The Devil Wears Prada:
A documentary of the corruption in the Presidential Administration of Hillary Clinton. The titles comes from the massive spending of taxpayer funds on brand-name clothing.
The Academy Award winner portraying the nuclear devastation of China by the Soviet Union and the People's Republic of Japan. Set from the viewpoint of the American ambassador to the Republic of China, a peasant soldier fighting for the PLA even as the organization was in its death throes, and a lawmaker in the Legislative Yuan.
2001: Debt Of Honor:
Highly acclaimed action film about a Japanese spy's attempt to halt a nuclear war formulated by the Zaibatsu.
2006: The Devil Wears Prada:
A documentary of the corruption in the Presidential Administration of Hillary Clinton. The titles comes from the massive spending of taxpayer funds on brand-name clothing.
Dude where's my car?: The story of two British agents trying to kill Reinhard Heydrich. But unbeknownst to them, Heydrich lost his car, and spends the day looking for it.
Welcome to Mooseport: As Teddy Roosevelt wins his third term, Woodrow Wilson heads back to his home town only to find it a Bullmoose party strong hold.
Big Daddy: The biopic of Idi "Big Daddy" Amin, the President of Uganda.
Welcome to Mooseport: As Teddy Roosevelt wins his third term, Woodrow Wilson heads back to his home town only to find it a Bullmoose party strong hold.
Big Daddy: The biopic of Idi "Big Daddy" Amin, the President of Uganda.
Max Sinister
Banned
WhatIsAUserName said:
C'mon, even if Hillary was as evil and bad as some people like to depict her: Noone can spend that much on clothes. Not that it'd matter for the US, compared to money spent to, I dunno, Halliburton.
Max Sinister
Banned
Inspired by the thread about weapons affecting geography:
The Day the Earth stood still (1999):
Based very loosely on a Jules Verne book with the premise that the Earth's movement could be stopped if some weapon big enough is fired. Became "movie with the worst science" of the year. A catastrophe movie in both senses of the word.
The Day the Earth stood still (1999):
Based very loosely on a Jules Verne book with the premise that the Earth's movement could be stopped if some weapon big enough is fired. Became "movie with the worst science" of the year. A catastrophe movie in both senses of the word.
Max Sinister
Banned
The Philippines were a 3rd world country. and despite it's a shame she did that, I guess this was only a small part of the money Marcos wasted. It's not as in 1700 where the Prussian king spent the income of three years (of his state, not himself!) for his coronation.
A-5 (1993)
A surprisingly interesting crossover of famed MacGyver series (R.D. Anderson as Angus MacGyver) and popular A-Team series (Dwight Schultz, Mr. T, George Peppard, Dirk Benedict), with a Knight Rider cameo appearance (David Husselhoff as Micheal Knight).
A surprisingly interesting crossover of famed MacGyver series (R.D. Anderson as Angus MacGyver) and popular A-Team series (Dwight Schultz, Mr. T, George Peppard, Dirk Benedict), with a Knight Rider cameo appearance (David Husselhoff as Micheal Knight).
South Park: Bigger Longer, and Uncut (2006): This shocking documentary, the tost of Cannes, details the horrendous depravities and gut-wrenching rituals of the residents of South Park, a cult stronghold in the Cascades. First film in history to be rated NC-21.
HelloLegend
Banned
One where Diane Lane actually agrees to become the mermaid in Splash.
True Story: She turned it down. And Daryl Hannah becomes famous enough to get into a relationship with JFK JR. and as the butterfly effect progresses, JFK JR. dumps her and eventually gets on a plane with Carol Bissette and dies in a plane crash.
Another where Diane Lane was considered for the role of Pretty Woman, but she was overlooked since she wasn't in Splash, she didn't become a sex symbol.
Eventually, Diane Lane finds a way to be "Unfaithful" and somehow forces the Timeline back to the original outcome... She becomes famous.
True Story: She turned it down. And Daryl Hannah becomes famous enough to get into a relationship with JFK JR. and as the butterfly effect progresses, JFK JR. dumps her and eventually gets on a plane with Carol Bissette and dies in a plane crash.
Another where Diane Lane was considered for the role of Pretty Woman, but she was overlooked since she wasn't in Splash, she didn't become a sex symbol.
Eventually, Diane Lane finds a way to be "Unfaithful" and somehow forces the Timeline back to the original outcome... She becomes famous.
I Hate to Digress, but....
The Greatest Books Never Written:
Catcher in the Rye: Story of slave catcher Holden Caulfield's exploits in the Ohio river valley, and his eventual realisation of the bestiality of slavery.
Brave New World: the Autobiography of Lief Ericksson.
No Exit: Jean Paul Sartre's record of the time he spent in a concentration camp.
The DA Vinci Code:A popular puzzle, originally designed by Leonardo himself, in which players must arrange the digits 1-9 in a large matrix.
Sudoku: Japanese bestseller alleging that Sidhuarta Gotma (the Bhudda) sired a child with one his disciples.
A Midsummer Night's Dream: The recollections of Hunter Thompson, regardinghis mescaline fueled haitus to Las Vegas.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: Story of the Nevada Civil War, telling of the hate and mistrust held by Mormons and the Gentile settlers in the region.
Silent Spring: Rachel Carson's story about environmental dangers caused by the US nuclear assault on the Confederacy.
The Fellowship of the Ring: A novel telling the tale of a group of closeknit CS spies during the Ethiopian-Confederate war.
The Two Towers: A sequel to the fellowship of the ring, it examines the psyche of the defenders of the Ethiopian Two Towers monastery against a confederate assault.
The Return of the King: Mansa Musa's triumphant campaign against the Confederates, and the recptuire of Addis Abada.
The Greatest Books Never Written:
Catcher in the Rye: Story of slave catcher Holden Caulfield's exploits in the Ohio river valley, and his eventual realisation of the bestiality of slavery.
Brave New World: the Autobiography of Lief Ericksson.
No Exit: Jean Paul Sartre's record of the time he spent in a concentration camp.
The DA Vinci Code:A popular puzzle, originally designed by Leonardo himself, in which players must arrange the digits 1-9 in a large matrix.
Sudoku: Japanese bestseller alleging that Sidhuarta Gotma (the Bhudda) sired a child with one his disciples.
A Midsummer Night's Dream: The recollections of Hunter Thompson, regardinghis mescaline fueled haitus to Las Vegas.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: Story of the Nevada Civil War, telling of the hate and mistrust held by Mormons and the Gentile settlers in the region.
Silent Spring: Rachel Carson's story about environmental dangers caused by the US nuclear assault on the Confederacy.
The Fellowship of the Ring: A novel telling the tale of a group of closeknit CS spies during the Ethiopian-Confederate war.
The Two Towers: A sequel to the fellowship of the ring, it examines the psyche of the defenders of the Ethiopian Two Towers monastery against a confederate assault.
The Return of the King: Mansa Musa's triumphant campaign against the Confederates, and the recptuire of Addis Abada.
Hapsburg
Banned
War of the Worlds (2119)- a riveting and action-packed historical war-drama about the bloody 2067-2079 War between the Earth Sphere Allied Nations and the Qaarian Empire.
The Devil's Rejects (2002)- a critically-lauded and financially successful documentary about life in the average New Jersey suburb.
The Devil's Rejects (2002)- a critically-lauded and financially successful documentary about life in the average New Jersey suburb.
Max Sinister
Banned
The best movies never made - from our TLs
[post=676795]The Return of the King[/post] - history movie about king Edwyn the Uniter
[post=677056]Alexander[/post] - mixture between historical movie and technocratic propaganda
[post=676795]The Return of the King[/post] - history movie about king Edwyn the Uniter
[post=677056]Alexander[/post] - mixture between historical movie and technocratic propaganda
Max Sinister
Banned
The best movies never made - from Decades of Darkness TL
[post=197481]Guns of the North[/post]
[post=567015]A Movie review[/post] (scroll down to read, to "Taken from The Hartford Sentinel, 16 May 1952")
[post=197481]Guns of the North[/post]
[post=567015]A Movie review[/post] (scroll down to read, to "Taken from The Hartford Sentinel, 16 May 1952")
Max Sinister
Banned
Another thread about the topic:
[thread=10550]Confederate Cinema In The CSA[/thread]
[thread=10550]Confederate Cinema In The CSA[/thread]
Un homme et son peche (2004):
The story of a british-born canadian catholics, torn between loyality and religion in the Strugles for Liberty of 1837 in the Upper Canada, and his familly.
The story of a british-born canadian catholics, torn between loyality and religion in the Strugles for Liberty of 1837 in the Upper Canada, and his familly.