RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

I've seen that theory popping in and out now nowaday and I wonder what make people draw that conclusion.
RA1 was clearly made as a prelude to TD, RA2 made that hard to reconcile, RA2 was very much clearly a result of an Allied victory: therefore, people, to explain RA2, while maintaining the RA1-TD connection, presented the RA1 Soviet Victory-TD theory.
 
New news!

Gemma Atkinson to play Eva. A British Eva :eek:

http://www.ea.com/redalert/news-detail.jsp?id=42

Yes, yet another dopey slut of a soft-porn star signs up. Going to be great...

By the way, you'd think someone there would realise three Chevrons doesn't = Lieutenant. Also if she's meant to be Air Force (blue Uniform), she'd be a Flight Lieutenant, surely. But then those are probably just leftover porn shots.
Oh, it gets better...
"COMRADE'S, DOWNLOAD THESE EXCLUSIVE HOT WALLPAPERS TO SPICE UP YOUR DESKTOP WITH GEMMA."

Comrade's what?

Surely a multinational can employ people who know the correct usage of apostrophes... it isn't that hard!

(insert Thande-type "state of the British education system" rant)
 

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Surely a multinational can employ people who know the correct usage of apostrophes... it isn't that hard!

(insert Thande-type "state of the British education system" rant)

Well, I would assume it would be the American education system there, but GAH indeed. :mad:

Mind you, every time I visit the Russian space website, all their ads click over to "Find Love With Russian Brides", so maybe it's not all that unrealistic for EA to have the Soviets try the same indoctrination tactic ;)
 
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