Sounds like a plan. In addition to the before mention neo-Confederates and Texan secession controversy there's also the Vermont secession movement and Palin's connections to the Alaskan Independence Party....
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Sounds like a plan. In addition to the before mention neo-Confederates and Texan secession controversy there's also the Vermont secession movement and Palin's connections to the Alaskan Independence Party....
As they say on "Family Guy", "Yeah!!! Bring It!! Bring It!!"
If anything the video game "Shattered Union" could serve as a window into the United States of the ATL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5yVklzL0vI
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Here are the original PODs from the 1980 edition of the "Car Wars" (GURPS) game. If anything, they certainly fit well with the ATL...
2000: Federal government moves to nationalize dwindling supplies of oil and natural gas production. Legislatures in Texas, Oklahoma and Louisiana react by seceding, and move to nationalize these resources themselves. Pitched battles with federal forces follow, resulting in the destruction of several oilfield sites on both sides of the newly-established border.
2003: U.S. forces stopped in the hills of central Texas, ending bloody "Gulf or Bust" campaign. Rebel forces begin to retake lost territory.
2004: Texarkana Accords are signed, ending the Second Civil War. Oklahoma, Texas and Louisiana become three separate sovereign nations, referred to as the Free Oil States.
2012: Grain blight breaks out in Nebraska, spreading rapidly to neighboring areas. A simultaneous blight takes root in the Ukraine. Accusations fly, charging deliberate biological war, followed by nuclear warheads. To everyone's surprise, satellite defenses stop most of the missiles. Meanwhile, the world's stock of grains, excluding barley and sesame, has been devastated. Severe food shortages spring up across the globe. The U.S. is in better short-term shape than most, since the blight apparently has no effect on foods with preservatives in them.
2000: Federal government moves to nationalize dwindling supplies of oil and natural gas production. Legislatures in Texas, Oklahoma and Louisiana react by seceding, and move to nationalize these resources themselves. Pitched battles with federal forces follow, resulting in the destruction of several oilfield sites on both sides of the newly-established border.
2003: U.S. forces stopped in the hills of central Texas, ending bloody "Gulf or Bust" campaign. Rebel forces begin to retake lost territory.
2004: Texarkana Accords are signed, ending the Second Civil War. Oklahoma, Texas and Louisiana become three separate sovereign nations, referred to as the Free Oil States.
2012: Grain blight breaks out in Nebraska, spreading rapidly to neighboring areas. A simultaneous blight takes root in the Ukraine. Accusations fly, charging deliberate biological war, followed by nuclear warheads. To everyone's surprise, satellite defenses stop most of the missiles. Meanwhile, the world's stock of grains, excluding barley and sesame, has been devastated. Severe food shortages spring up across the globe. The U.S. is in better short-term shape than most, since the blight apparently has no effect on foods with preservatives in them.
I think I have found an interesting POD which apparently justifies the ATL. Apparently, in the book Mutants & Mystics by Jeffrey Kripal:
http://www.amazon.com/Mutants-Mysti...=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1337500816&sr=1-1
Between the years 1970 and 1973, Comic book artist Barry Windsor-Smith and science-fiction author Philip K. Dick both experienced a series of dreams wherein they were told that time could be perceived in a nonlinear fashion. Philip K. Dick would call it the "Annus Mirabilis" ("The Miracle Years"). With both men, they claimed they were told that the timeline as we experienced it, was not the one that truly existed. After reading that portion, I think we have found our ASB evidence....
http://www.amazon.com/Mutants-Mysti...=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1337500816&sr=1-1
Between the years 1970 and 1973, Comic book artist Barry Windsor-Smith and science-fiction author Philip K. Dick both experienced a series of dreams wherein they were told that time could be perceived in a nonlinear fashion. Philip K. Dick would call it the "Annus Mirabilis" ("The Miracle Years"). With both men, they claimed they were told that the timeline as we experienced it, was not the one that truly existed. After reading that portion, I think we have found our ASB evidence....
Here are some random PODs that wil insure things stay weird:
* Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea uncover evidence of an "Illuminatus" secret society and its vast influence on world history in San Francisco, Caliornia in 1975...
* Ariel Dorfman and Armand Mattelart launch a campaign to ban Walt Disney throughout Latin America in Buenos Aires, Argentina in 1975...
* Southern Baptist Convention in Birmingham, Alabama is apparently attacked by Freemasons, sparking animosity nationwide in 1993...
* "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, is trafficked in Lusaka, Zambia in 1995....
* "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, is trafficked in Lusaka, Zambia to Western Europe and Great Britain in 1999....
* "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, begins appearing throughout South Africa in 2004....
*"Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, begins appearing in the American Midwest in 2007....
*"Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, is trafficked through Florida along the Atlantic Seaboard in 2010....
* Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea uncover evidence of an "Illuminatus" secret society and its vast influence on world history in San Francisco, Caliornia in 1975...
* Ariel Dorfman and Armand Mattelart launch a campaign to ban Walt Disney throughout Latin America in Buenos Aires, Argentina in 1975...
* Southern Baptist Convention in Birmingham, Alabama is apparently attacked by Freemasons, sparking animosity nationwide in 1993...
* "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, is trafficked in Lusaka, Zambia in 1995....
* "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, is trafficked in Lusaka, Zambia to Western Europe and Great Britain in 1999....
* "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, begins appearing throughout South Africa in 2004....
*"Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, begins appearing in the American Midwest in 2007....
*"Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, is trafficked through Florida along the Atlantic Seaboard in 2010....
Here are more Chinese PODs to make things weird:
* Lee Kuan Yew launches a lingual crackdown, making Mandarin Chinese the mandatory language, causing sectarian and ethnic discontent nationwide in 1979...
* Mandarin Chinese is imposed as a primary language, in a campaign led by Lee Kuan Yew, in all markets and food centers nationwide, fueling ethnic and sectarian discord nationwide in 1983...
* Chinese singer Teresa Teng is proclaimed an "underground leader" by government officials starting in 1986...
* Chinese artists launch the single "Let the World be filled with Love", backed by government officials in Beijing, China, to compete with American pop culture in 1986...
* Chinese singer Faye Wong is proclaimed the "Diva of Asia", sparking fears of Chinese influence in 1992...
* Mah Bow Tan launches a campaign cracking down on non-Mandarin Chinese speakers, starting in Beijing, China in 2000....
* Wong Kan Seng launches a campign to promote Mandarin Chinese nationwide as a hip and dynamic language, banning any pop culture material without Mandarin Chinese, starting in Beijing in 2006...
* "Be Heard In Chinese" campaign is launched by the Chinese government, condemning use of foreign languages other than Mandarin Chinese in 2009...
*Seow Choke Meng launches song-contests and video contests to support the government "one language" policy in Beijing, China in 2011...
* Lee Kuan Yew launches a lingual crackdown, making Mandarin Chinese the mandatory language, causing sectarian and ethnic discontent nationwide in 1979...
* Mandarin Chinese is imposed as a primary language, in a campaign led by Lee Kuan Yew, in all markets and food centers nationwide, fueling ethnic and sectarian discord nationwide in 1983...
* Chinese singer Teresa Teng is proclaimed an "underground leader" by government officials starting in 1986...
* Chinese artists launch the single "Let the World be filled with Love", backed by government officials in Beijing, China, to compete with American pop culture in 1986...
* Chinese singer Faye Wong is proclaimed the "Diva of Asia", sparking fears of Chinese influence in 1992...
* Mah Bow Tan launches a campaign cracking down on non-Mandarin Chinese speakers, starting in Beijing, China in 2000....
* Wong Kan Seng launches a campign to promote Mandarin Chinese nationwide as a hip and dynamic language, banning any pop culture material without Mandarin Chinese, starting in Beijing in 2006...
* "Be Heard In Chinese" campaign is launched by the Chinese government, condemning use of foreign languages other than Mandarin Chinese in 2009...
*Seow Choke Meng launches song-contests and video contests to support the government "one language" policy in Beijing, China in 2011...
Are there some distinctly Canadian, Australian, or European fads or trends that have been forgotten? If anything, the stranger, the better...
Yes, there is the phenomenon of "planking" in Australia recently which is pretty bizarre. Sounds like something out of South Park.
Here are some PODs regading the Neo-Confederate movement and other militia movement groups:
* Militia movement "General" Linda Thompson leads a "March on Washington" in defiance of the Perot Adminisration in 1994...
* "Provisional Government General Council" for the Republic of Texas is formed in Austin, with the support of actor Chuck Norris in 1996...
* "Rally for the Bill of Rights" is held at the Washington Monument in defiance of the Perot administration in Washington D.C., in 1996...
* Militia groups in Maricopa County, Arizona announce the creation of the "Country of Arizona" before the United Nations in New York City, New York in 1997...
* U.S. troops enter through the Panhandle region, in an effort to force Texas back into the Union in 1997...
* "American Heritage Festival '98" is proclaimed a "patriotic Woodstock", after thousands of people in support of the militia movement attend in Carthage, Missouri in 1998....
* Black separtist "empress" Verdiacee Goston proclaims independence for the "Washitaw Nation" in Shreveport, Louisiana in 2000...
* Ranch Rescue and Minutemen Militias launch raids against the U.S./Mexican border, to "defend against illegal immigrants..." in 2001
* Militia movement "General" Linda Thompson leads a "March on Washington" in defiance of the Perot Adminisration in 1994...
* "Provisional Government General Council" for the Republic of Texas is formed in Austin, with the support of actor Chuck Norris in 1996...
* "Rally for the Bill of Rights" is held at the Washington Monument in defiance of the Perot administration in Washington D.C., in 1996...
* Militia groups in Maricopa County, Arizona announce the creation of the "Country of Arizona" before the United Nations in New York City, New York in 1997...
* U.S. troops enter through the Panhandle region, in an effort to force Texas back into the Union in 1997...
* "American Heritage Festival '98" is proclaimed a "patriotic Woodstock", after thousands of people in support of the militia movement attend in Carthage, Missouri in 1998....
* Black separtist "empress" Verdiacee Goston proclaims independence for the "Washitaw Nation" in Shreveport, Louisiana in 2000...
* Ranch Rescue and Minutemen Militias launch raids against the U.S./Mexican border, to "defend against illegal immigrants..." in 2001
All based on real events:
August 16th, 2011: Vampire Lyle Bensley is arrested for attacking a woman in Galveston, TX sparking fear about further vampire attacks...
September 9th, 2011: Vampire Josephine Smith attacks a senior citizen at a "Hooters" chain restaurant somewhere in Florida...
January 10th, 2012: Vampires James Phillip Brooks, Xenia Gregoriana Borichevsky, and James Eric Orr are arrested in connection to an attack in Wellington, New Zealand.
May 24th, 2012: Mitt Romney (R-MA) denies being a vampire on Meet The Press..
August 16th, 2011: Vampire Lyle Bensley is arrested for attacking a woman in Galveston, TX sparking fear about further vampire attacks...
September 9th, 2011: Vampire Josephine Smith attacks a senior citizen at a "Hooters" chain restaurant somewhere in Florida...
January 10th, 2012: Vampires James Phillip Brooks, Xenia Gregoriana Borichevsky, and James Eric Orr are arrested in connection to an attack in Wellington, New Zealand.
May 24th, 2012: Mitt Romney (R-MA) denies being a vampire on Meet The Press..
I heard the rumors about Nicholas Cage being a vampire, but Mitt Romney a vampire? I guess the ATL is definitely getting pretty crazy...
It's a response to the Bain capital controversy, where the Obama campaign compared him to a vampire:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oDE9YoMKEM
http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2...-says-he-doesnt-know-any-vampires-personally/
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/299994/mitt-romney-vampire-rich-lowry
What about the immortal Keanu Reeves, or should I say "Paul Mounet"?
Don't forget the jokes about Jared Leto not aging either...
Definitely feel free to add the vampire PODs to the "Age of Aquarius" ATL. If anything, they could certainly blend in without much trouble at:
https://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=243065
https://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=243065
There was a reporter in the mid 90s who disappeared while investigating the vampire subculture, although her name escapes me at the moment. There's also anti-catholic conspiracy crank and former "real life vampire and satanist" Bill Schnoebelen.
Actually come to think of it we should also include the big hysteria over the occult in the 1980s during the SRA moral panic or Alex Jones claims about "Molech" and the Bohemian Grove being the worlds worst kept secret satanic/neo-pagan cult...
Actually come to think of it we should also include the big hysteria over the occult in the 1980s during the SRA moral panic or Alex Jones claims about "Molech" and the Bohemian Grove being the worlds worst kept secret satanic/neo-pagan cult...
Ah, found it. Her name was "Susan Walsh":
http://www.charleyproject.org/cases/w/walsh_susan.html
Believe I heard about this first on the History Channel during one of their many 'aliens and atlantis' type programs...
This definitely works... As with the other ATL ("Age of Aquarius") I also uncovered:
* New York Times writers Margaret Mittelbach and Michael Crawsden uncovered a "vampire underground" in New York City, New York in 2000...
This would seem to show a vampire species that is very much unlike the "sparkly" and brooding type seen in the Twilight series...
Here are some weird ones that I recently heard about:
* "Gorby Acid", LSD stickers featuring Mikhail Gorbachev become extremely popular in Eastern Europe, the Baltics, and Russia in 1989...
* "Russian Air Force Diet", consisting of cabbage soup, becomes a popular diet plan starting in Eastern Europe, the Baltics, and Russia in 1991...
* Russian oligarchs Boris Berezovsky, Mikhail Khodorkovsky, Alex Konanykhin, Mikhail Fridman, Vladimir Gusinsky, Vitaly Malkin and Vladimir Potanin are credited with control of the government in 1996...
* With worldwide oil shortages, Mikhail Khodorkovsky (Yukos Oil) becomes one of the richest men on earth in 2003...
* Russian oligarchs led by Boris Berezovsky, Konstantin Kagalovsky and Abram Reznikov begin seizing political and underworld power in Great Britain in 2007....
* "Gorby Acid", LSD stickers featuring Mikhail Gorbachev become extremely popular in Eastern Europe, the Baltics, and Russia in 1989...
* "Russian Air Force Diet", consisting of cabbage soup, becomes a popular diet plan starting in Eastern Europe, the Baltics, and Russia in 1991...
* Russian oligarchs Boris Berezovsky, Mikhail Khodorkovsky, Alex Konanykhin, Mikhail Fridman, Vladimir Gusinsky, Vitaly Malkin and Vladimir Potanin are credited with control of the government in 1996...
* With worldwide oil shortages, Mikhail Khodorkovsky (Yukos Oil) becomes one of the richest men on earth in 2003...
* Russian oligarchs led by Boris Berezovsky, Konstantin Kagalovsky and Abram Reznikov begin seizing political and underworld power in Great Britain in 2007....
Here is a rough outline for the ATL:
1972: A wave of UFO sightings takes place across Corsica, France, Italy, Switzerland, Austria, the United States and South Africa, sparking civil unrest and panic. Actress Barbara Eden of I Dream of Jeannie, poses nude in Playboy magazine, in an effort to shed her wholesome image. Scientists report the discovery of the body of an unknown creature in Loch Ness, Scotland purported to be "Nessie". Clockwork Orange directed by Stanley Kubrick, starring Malcolm Macdowell is banned in Great Britain and the United States due to violence and sexuality. It is revealed that segregationist Senator Strom Thurmond fathered a mulatto daughter with a house servant. The source is not revealed, though he is speculated to be a member of the civil rights movement or a staff member for Thurmond’s opponent. Thurmond loses the election, but embraces the civil rights movement, and is reelected to the Senate in 1978. Senator George McGovern (D-MN) announces that he is running on a platform of "amnesty, abortion, and acid", shocking many supporters; Senator Edwin Muskie (D-MA) is selected as the presidential nominee for the Democratic Party; Elizabeth Eagleton Weigand and lawyer Stephen Poludniak reveal that Democratic vice-presidential nominee Senator Thomas Eagleton (D-MO) is "outed" as being bisexual and was under the control of the Church of Scientology; Thomas Eagleton (D-MO) is exposed as being addicted to Thorazine due to mental illness issues; President Richard Nixon is re-elected due to the scandals and divisions within the Democratic Party. Civil Rights activist James Meredith (R-MS) is elected to the Senate. Candle Cove children's show makes its national debut from West Virginia (WTSF-TV). Governor George Wallace is murdered by Arthur Bremer in Maryland. Toho releases Yoshimitsu Banno’s Godzilla vs. Hedorah 2 to great success. In the film, a second Hedorah (a hideous, foul sentient evil creature created by toxic waste and other pollution) appears, first attacking oil fields in the Middle East and North Africa, before landing in Johannesburg and killing thousands of people (unlike the government, the Smog Monster does not discriminate) as his death clouds begin to smother the continent. Godzilla, sensing the putrid smell of death and pollution, makes his way to South Africa to destroy his foe again. The Apartheid government bans the showing of this movie due to the positive portrayal of the hero, a nonwhite South African scientist and scenes of government ministers bickering and fighting before detonating an atomic bomb in the heart of Pretoria. Nirmala Srivastava (née Nirmala Salve) warning of the dangers of "false messiahs", during a speech before the gathered United Nations General Assembly. "Sukeban" (Japanese girl gangs) are formed in reaction to the patriarchal society, launching a major crime wave throughout Japan. "Trekkies", fans of Star Trek, hold their first convention in New York City, New York with Isaac Asimov. Russian "magnitizdat" (underground records/tapes) begin spreading music, despite government efforts at a crackdown. Cantonese singer Sandra Lang sparks a youth music craze with her song,"Tai Siu Jan Jyuan" throughout the People's Republic of China.
1973: Kouhoutek comet dazzles audiences around the world. NASA officials report that Mariner 9 probe has uncovered evidence that Mars once helda climate similar to Earth. Soviet scientists Nikolai Goncharov, Vyacheslav Morochov, and Valery Makarov warn of possible rifts in the space-time continuum in Moscow, Russia. UFOs are condemned as "transports to hell" and extraterrestrials are seen as "hellspawn" by Christian conseratives. Great Britain anounces its refusal to join into the European Economic Community (EEC) despite heavy political pressure. The 1974 Ford Mustang makes its hit debut. Comedian George Carlin is placed under arrest in Los Angeles, California after revealing "seven dirty words" which can't be said on television.Singer Anne-Marie David of Luxembourg makes her world hit debut with her song "Tu te reconnaîtras". Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut is banned by schools nationwide, due to its graphic language and sexuality. Several Eastern Orthodox priests are arrested in rare book-thefts in Boston, Massachusetts. Necronomicon translated L. Sprague de Camp, is published in New York City, New York, amidst condemnation from religious groups. Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir and thousands of New Yorkers, tourists, and diplomats are killed in bombings committed by Black September; the worst act of terrorism in America for decades. Senator John C. Stennis (D-MS) is murdered outside his home in Washington. Adam West is back as 007 in Live and Let Die with Diana Ross as Solitaire and William Marshall as Mister Big. Claude Maurice Marcel Vorilhon proclaims himself a messiah, after displaying paranormal abilities after an alleged UFO encounter in Vichy, France.
1974: Washington political insiders announce that there will be statements regarding UFOs and extraterrestrials. A permanent rift in the space-time continuum is uncovered in the region of Bermuda, Puerto Rico and Florida (e.g. Bermuda Triangle), confirming the beliefs of the paranormal. Dr. Hanrick Eldeman unveils the European Common Market (ECM) computer system dubbed "the Beast" in Brussels, Belgium, sparking concerns about privacy worldwide. General William Westmoreland (ret.), (R-SC) wins the race for the U.S. Senate amidst great controversy; Vice-President Spiro Agnew is killed after Private Robert K. Preston PFC flies a helicopter into a White House Rose Garden event; Samuel Byck assassinates President Richard M. Nixon by flying a plane into the White House; Vice-President Gerald Ford is sworn in as President, Representative John G. Schmitz is selected as Vice-President in an effort to appease conservatives. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is revealed based on true events. Benjamin Creme proclaims the arrival of the messiah "Maitreya" in London, England, sparking religious unrest. Grape boycott of the military regime Augusto Pinochet, causes the collapse of the Chilean government. U.S. Remote viewing (a.k.a. "Stargate Project") is launched under Russell Targ and Harold Puthoff. The 1975 Alfa Romeo Alfetta makes its hit debut, highlighting the Italian car industry.The 1975 AMC Pacer makes its hit debut as an economy car with its hit debut. "Streaking" (running nude) becomes a common occurence on college campuses across the United States. Ian Ball kidnaps Princess Anne and her husband Mark Philips, killing four men in the process. SAS finds Ball’s hideout, assembles, and break in. Ball and Philips die in the gun fight, but the Princess is unhurt. BritishRichard Bingham (a.k.a. Earl of Lucan, Lord Lucan) fakes his death in Newhaven, escapring to New Zealand. Reims Riots; Notre-Dame de Reims Cathedral is vandalized and partially destroyed after riots erupt during a concert of Tangerine Dream and Nico in Reims, France. Military junta leader General Gnassingbé Eyadéma is revealed to possess paranormalpowers after surviving an assassination attempt in Srakawa, Togo, sparking concerns of a "post-human state". Self-proclaimed messiah Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh proclaims paranormal powers as part of the "Human Potential Movement" in Poona, India. Mao Tse-tung unveils his psychic warfare project in Beijing, involving children. The First Intifada; Al-Fatah and Hamas organizations launch a war of independence for the "Confederation of Palestine". Professor Eric Laithwaite dmonstrates the scientific possibility of "anti-gravity" with public demonstration at Imperial College in London, England. First reports of fighting amongst "Trekkies" is reported by the U.S. Department of Justice in Washington D.C.; Chinese Triads begin asserting their power over major cities starting with Hong Kong.
1975: Under orders from serial killer Charles Manson, Lynnestte "Squeaky" Fromme and Sara Jane Moore assassinates President Gerald Ford (R-MI) in Sacramento, California; Vice-President John G. Schmitz is sworn in as President of the United States. Atheist Madalyn Murray O'Hair launches a national campaign to ban all television and radio religious broadcasting. U.S. Metric-system conversion campaign launched in Washington D.C. Mood rings become popular. Share International, based in London, England, begins distributing the spiritual mesages of "Maitreya" worldwide. Famine and drought devastates India, sparking a massive international refugee crisis. Christian conservatives in the United States launch a campaign against the United States and "one-world government". Christian conservatives launch a campaign against television broadcasts starting. U.S. State Department warns of Communist-backed terrorism throughout Asia and Africa, targetting primarily Americans. White House officials release reports stating that it has been investigating the UFO phenomena and that extraterrestrials are involved. Country singer Loretta Lynn's single "The Pill" is banned due to its references to birth control due to Christian conservatives. Sewer Gators; New York Public Works employees uncover a population of alligators living in the sewer systems of New York City, New York.Musical group Teach-In of the Netherlands makes its hit musical debut with its single "Ding-A-Dong". "Laetrile" is approved as a medical treatment by the FDA in Washington D.C., in an effort to deal with cancer. Earl Dodge (Prohibition-CO) is elected Governor. He’ll serve two terms before an anti-temperance movement successfully starts a recall election to remove him. The Man with Golden Gun premieres, with Jack Palance gunning for 007, in Adam West’s last Bond film. Writer Rod Serling has a successful heart bypass surgery; delegates work and relaxes more; adding years to his life. Israeli and Egyptian military forces contain an "zombie attack" in Al-Marq, Egypt, sparking fear throughout the Middle East. Self-proclaimed messiah "Ayah Pin" (a.k.a. Ariffin Mohammed) establishes the "Sky Kingdom" in Besut, Terengganu, Malaysia, as the first official "post-human state". "Masutatsu Oyama" (a.k.a. Choi Yeong-eui) defeats 300 armed men single-handedly in a display of his mutant abilities in Tokyo, Japan. Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea uncover evidence of an "Illuminatus" secret society and its vast influence on world history in San Francisco, Caliornia. Ariel Dorfman and Armand Mattelart launch a campaign to ban Walt Disney throughout Latin America in Buenos Aires, Argentina. People's Revolutionary Party is blamed for a Communist-backed coup attempt in Seoul, South Korea.
1976: The Bodyguard, starring Steve McQueen and Diana Ross, has it’s hit debut. Russian singer Eduard Khil sparks international attention with his hit single "Trololo". Christian fundamentalist David Wilkerson leads protests against the European Common Market (ECM) in Virginia Beach, Virginia. In a mad scramble to deal with the assassinations, and to repair the trust of the American people, President John G. Schmitz chooses Governor George Romney as his Vice-President (R-MI) in an effort to appease moderates within the Republican Party ; Democratic candidate Lyndon La Rouche appeals to liberals by nominating Shirley Chisholm as Vice-President, the first female and first African-American nominated to a presidential ticket in American history. Allen Michael (a.k.a. "the Comforter") of Los Angeles, California leads a worldwide consumer strike, demanding political and economic changes of both the United States and Soviet Union. Human Cloning is discovered, sparking massive flux in ethical debates worldwide. New Zealand is barred from the Summer Olympics in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, due to its performance in South Africa. "Stretch Armstrong" dolls become popular with children. "Maharishi Effect" proven; Maharishi Mahesh Yogi proves scientifically that mass meditation/prayer can cause massive reductions in crime and violent behavior. Christian conservatives launch a campaign against astrology, demanding the removal of horoscope columns in newspapers. Progressive Conservative MP Flora I. MacDonald is elected Prime Minister of Canada amidst great controversy. Cherie Darvell of Humboldt County, California admits to being abducted and brutalized by a Sasquatch, launching calls for a hunt. "Nobody for President" becomes a popular campaign amist national disatsfaction and political discord. Actor Charlton Heston (D-CA) is elected to the Senate. NASA unveils pictures of the Cydonia "Face on Mars" revealing proof of extraterrestrial life. "Naturism" (a.k.a. nudism) becomes popular due to the Nambassa Music Festivals in New Zealand. Billy Carter, brother of Former Governor James Carter, is elected Mayor of Plains, Georgia. James L. Buckley (Conservative Party-NY) is reelected to the Senate. PLO ChairmanYasser Arafat is assassinated by MOSSAD agents. President LaRouche appoints David Rockefeller as Secretary of the Treasury. Puerto Rice formally becomes a US state. Actor Robert Redford (D-UT) is elected to the Senate. Voice-interpretation and command programming is introduced in Cupertino, California, sparking a boom in electronics. Retired Admiral Elmo Zumwhalt (D-VA) is elected to the Senate. Rocky star and screen writer Sylvester Stallone wins the Academy Award for Best Actor. Manchester Riots; Riots erupt in Manchester, England after the Sex Pistols battle against a police crackdown of their concert. Śri Sathya Sai Baba proclaims himself a messiah, after public displays of his power in Puttaparthi, Madras, India. "Trekkies" are credited with "saving" NASA with their campaign for the spac shuttle at Cape Kennedy, Florida.
1976-1979: Swine Flu Pandemic grips United States, Russia, China. Cold War finally ends as USSR and PRC regimes implode.
1977: Godzilla vs. the Devil makes its hit premiere. Citizen's Band (CB) radio becomes a popular trend. Marijuana is legalized within the United States. Arab League nations launch a massive economic embargo against Israel, pressuring the government to discuss Palestinian statehood. Singer Fela Kuti overthrows the military government in Lagos, Nigeria through non-violent protest songs. WHO/CDC officials discover "longevos", people claiming ages as high as 142 years of age, in Vilcabamba, Ecuador. Singer Elvis Presley is revealed to have "faked his death" in Memphis, Tennessee. The Amityville Horror is proven true in Amityville, New York. The animal carcass found by the crew of the Zuiyo-maru is determined by Japanese and New Zealand scientists to be that of a plesiosaur. Reporters from BBC-TV uncover "Alternative-3" a plan by world leaders for lunar bases to insure against "extinction events". "Kosmos-1" (Casio) biorhythm devices become popular as people understand the effect of biorhythms. Necronomicon edition authored by an anonymous author named "Simon", is published in New York City, New York. Environmentalists with the Clamshell Alliance are accused of "acts of terrorism" against the Seabrook Nuclear Power Plant, New Hampshire, sparking national attention. Doctor Stanislaw Burzynski unveils the "antineoplastons" treatment for cancer in Geneva, Switzerland. Necronomicon Parties are held nationwide, starting with the Inferno Disco in New York City, New York. Michael Billington (no relation to the American congressman) is the latest 007 to save the world in Steven Spielberg’s The Spy Who Loved Me. Daniel Bianchi and Barbara Bach, as a duet of lovely Russian agents, assist Bond against amphibious madman Karl Stromberg (Christopher Lee). Actress Caroline Munro (The Spy Who Loved Me), poses nude for Playboy magazine.Convinced by his loved ones, Peter Sellers undergoes open heart therapy, successfully improving his health and extending his life. Samantha Geimer wakes up with stomach flu, forcing her mother to cancel the photo shoot with Roman Polanski. Samael Aun Weor (a.k.a. Víctor Manuel Gómez Rodríguez), leader of the 'Universal Christian Gnostic Movement', is resurrected in Mexico City, Mexico, without transforming into a "zombie", proclaiming his paranormal abilities. Celebrities throughout Western Europe begin using "tapeworm pills" in an effort to lose weight, starting in Paris, France.
1977-1978: Fire ant scares begin throughout the American Southwest
1978: Godzilla vs. Gargantua makes its hit premiere. ERA (Equal Rights Amendment) ratified. Killer bee scares begin throughout the American Southeast. Toho and Hammer Studios release Nessie, a tale of the Loch Ness monster going on a rampage, to great success. Star Wars: Holiday Special (CBS-TV) makes its hit debut. Christian conservatives launch a campaign against Freemasons as a "threat to Christianity". A permanent rift in the space-time continuum is uncovered in Lake Michigan (a.k.a. "The Michigan Triangle", "The Great Lakes Triangle") sparking tensions between the United States and Canada. Pope John Paul II calls for greater European political unity, sparking tensions in Central and Eastern Europe. Heavyweight boxer Muhammad Ali makes his comeback defeating Larry Holmes in the ring. British scientists Doug Bower and Dave Chorley expose "crop circles" as proof of extraterrestrial life in London, England. The 1979 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme Diesel makes its hit debut. Israeli group Izhar Cohen and the Alphabeta sparks international attention with its hit single "A-Ba-Ni-Bi". Michael O. Billington (US Labor Party-NY) is elected to the House of Representatives from the 24th NY Congressional district. Playboy-TV (PTV) network is launched amidst controversy and condemnation. New edition of the Necronomicon translated by Colin Wilson, David Langford, and George Hay is published amidst great controversy. MP Richard Sanders, North American Labor Party (NALP) launches claims that the British government is trafficking drugs through the Cayman Islands into Canada and the United States. Tensions mount between the United States and Great Britain, as President Lyndon La Rouche accuses the British government of drug-trafficking, specifically accusing Queen Elizabeth II of leading the narcotics trade; President Lyndon LaRouche signs political agreements with Rhodesia and South Africa for nuclear technology, tacitly for the purposes of "industrialization". Reverend Jesse Jackson calls for a ban on the Rolling Stones, claiming racist lyrics to the song "Some Girls". Leeds Riots; Riots erupt in Leeds, England due to a concert by the National Front (NF) backed Rock Against Communism (RAC). Clashes are reported between punk rockers and National Front (NF) members. Senator Walter Mondale (D-MN) resigns his office after it is revealed he had dealings with mass murderer and international fugitive Jim Jones. Former Senator Eugene McCarthy (Independent/ DFL) is appointed to his seat and will win reelection. John Carpenter’s Halloween makes its hit debut, with Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode and Mel Brooks as Dr. Sam Loomis. Scotland votes to secede from the United Kingdom and becomes its own country. George W. Bush (R-TX), son of CIA director George H.W. Bush, is elected to the 19th Texas Congressional district. Perennial candidate Harold Stassen (R-MN) is elected to the Senate, but loses reelection six years later. Former San Francisco Supervisor Dan White shoots San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk. Both victims are injured, but survive. White is convicted of two counts of attempted murder and receives the death penalty. Ed Clark (L-CA) is elected Governor of California. Coming Home earns Sylvester Stallone another Best Actor Oscar. Superman, or rather his real world counterpart, Christopher Reeve, informs producer Ilya Salkind that if director Richard Donner goes, then he goes as well. Salkind agrees and Donner completes Superman II. Paramount Television Services (PTS-TV) is launched in Los Angeles, California, creating the "fourth television network". Elvis Costello and Suicide, launch a massive riot in Brussels, Belgium, sparking tensions between Great Britain and the European Economic Community (EEC). Canterbury Disaster; Chemical disaster occurs after a series of UFO sighting in Canterbury, England.
1979: Susan B. Anthony dollar coins become the official currency (U.S.). Monty Python's The Life of Bryan is banned after massive protest by Christian fundamentalists nationwide. A Space Godzilla makes its hit premiere. Toho releases King of the Monsters: Rebirth of Godzilla, a rebooting of the series. It’s returns to the themes of the gritty original, but is just as dark as the last three movies. Fans will be continued to be divided over which series will be better for decades. Warhead 8, Kevin McClory’s own James Bond movie, is released to great success. Sean Connery returns as Bond and must save the world from Orson Welles’ Blofeld in an epic film directed by Richard Attenborough. A private investigator hired by the Rockefeller family travels to New Guinea, where he finds the lost and presumed dead Nelson Rockefeller living as a king amongst a tribe. Scotland secedes from Great Britain sparking tensions throughout Western Europe and the NATO alliance. American-backed MP Richard Sanders, North American Labor Party (NALP) leads a major conservative takeover in Canadian Paliament. United States loses permanent control of the Panama Canal, amidst great political controversy. Shah of Iran orders the formation of a covert nuclear weapons program, raising tensions within the Middle East. American singer Marianne Faithfull is placedd under arrest in Sydney, Australia due to the "graphic nature" of the lyrics of her songs. Scientists with the Cryonics Society of California (CSC) announce the succesful cryogenic transport and revival of a patient in Chatsworth, California. Heavyweight boxer Muhammad Ali defeats Trevor Berbick in the ring, defending his heavyweight title. American television shows are banned from Saudi Arabia, citing The Muppet Show and the character of Miss Piggy. Jack in the Box introduces "Frings" (onion/potato fries) becoming popular snack items nationwide. Joseph Newman releases his energy machine (aka perpetual motion engine). Linus Pauling links vitamin-C intake with cancer rates, sparking controversy within medical community.WHO/CDC officials report a direct causal link between electrical power lines and cancer rates. The City of Winooski, Vermont becomes the first town to be contained as a "domed city". Tensions mount further between the United States and Great Britain, as President Lyndon LaRouche accuses the British government of backing the Confederacy during the Civil War during a speech. Doctor Hariton-Tzannis Alivizatos of Athens, Greece announces the development of a cancer drug based on "antineoplastons". The Night the Disco Died; Riots erupt in Chicago, Illinois, as DJ Steve Dahl leads a national crusade against disco music. Second Leeds Riots; Riots erupt in Leeds, England due to a concert by the National Front (NF) backed Rock Against Communism (RAC). Clashes are reported between punk rockers and National Front (NF) members. Senator Ted Kennedy is assassinated by John Hinckley Jr., who is shot and taken into custody by the Capitol Police. Hinckley first confesses he was brainwashed by the CIA (identifying DCI George Bush, a friend of the Hinckley family, as one of the conspirators) and the U.S. Labor Party (President LaRouche’s own third party) into killing Kennedy and prevent him from running against the President next year. After a private talk with his father, Hinckley changes his story and claims that he shot Kennedy to impress actress Jodie Foster. The second confession stands as official record and Hinckley is committed to a psychiatric hospital. Steven Spielberg’s For Your Eyes Only is a huge success, with Bond going against an international conspiracy to gain control of Britain’s nuclear arsenal. Richard Helms, former DCI and current Ambassador to Iran, is found murdered. Panic and civil unrest erupt after a "zombie attack" takes place in Sperry, Alabama. Mayor Jerry Springer orders a massive police crackdown on the Who, during a concert at Riverfront Stadium in Cincinatti, Ohio, sparking massive riots. "Yaweh ben Yaweh" (a.k.a. Hulon Mitchell, Jr.) proclaims himself a messiah of the black-supremacist "Nation of Yaweh" in Liberty City, Florida, after displaying his abilities. "Nirmala Srivastava" (née Nirmala Salve) proclaims herself the incarnation of the Shakti to her devotees in Mumbai, India, sparking civil unrest and violence. Matthew Manning legitimizes paranormal research with his experiments in Cambridge, England, sparking international attention. "Gyaru"/ "Gyaruo" (Japanese slacker movement) becomes extremely popular with youth throughout Japan. "Lolita Gothic" (Neo-Victorian fashion) becomes very popular with female youth nationwide in Japan. Lee Kuan Yew launches a lingual crackdown, making Mandarin Chinese the mandatory language, causing sectarian and ethnic discontent nationwide. Russian music groups Time Machine, Autograph and Leapyear Summer launch a massive insurrection in Moscow, Russia.
1980: Betamax dominates the market. John Anderson elected President. Can't Stop the Music starring the Village People and Bruce Jenner, makes its hit film debut. Lyndon LaRouche (D-NY) wins the Democratic Party presidential nomination amidst great controversy. Actress Ellizabeth Taylor dies mysteriously in Beverly Hills, California; Egyptian President Anwar Sadat is overthrown in a military coup in Cairo; Oil refinery is destroyed in Port Kelang, Malaysia by a UFO; fighting erupts along the border between the Soviet Union and People'a Republic of China. Boycott of the S-Bahn trains leads directly to its shutdown, amidst great protest in West Berlin. WHO/CDC officials report c. 150 million deaths annually due to mass starvation, drought and famine, the average lifespan falls to 42 years of age worldwide, according to the United Nations. "Tracksuits" (a.k.a. "Shell Suits") become popular worldwide, especially in Great Britain and the United States. New Yorker Rosie Ruiz wins the Boston Marathon in Boston, Massachusetts, in record time. Singer John Lennon admits to having had a homosexual fling with Brian Epstein in 1967, during a television interview. WHO/CDC report massive outreaks of "toxic shock syndrome" due to various female tampons. President Lyndon LaRouche accuses a "Aquarian Conspiracy" behind civil unrest across the United States; President Lyndon La Rouche backs the Gilbertson Report which blames the Three Mile Island nuclear accident on "acts of terrorism", sparking panic and civil unrest. Paperback edition of the Necronomicon is published starting in New York City, New York. Father Robert Drinan (D-MA) is reelected to the House from the 4th Massachusetts Congressional District. Pope John Paul II doesn’t order priests to abandon political posts. Theodora Nathan (L-OR) is elected to the Senate. A bomb goes off at the base of the Statue of Liberty, severely damaging it. President-elect John Anderson asks for DCI George Bush’s resignation, with the promise that if anything damning comes to light during his term, Anderson will issue a blanket pardon for Bush. Former General James Gavin is appointed as Director of Central Intelligence. Brazilian military forces launch a massive crackdown on suspected "zombie attacks" in Maricela and Juruti, Brazil, sparking concern from human rights organizations. Heavy metal singer Alice Cooper launches a riot throughout Toronto, Ontario, after police attempted to silence the concert. Jung Myung-Seok, leader of the Providence Church, of Seoul, South Korea, proclaims himself a messiah, after public displays of his power. Hero at Large starring John Ritter, makes its hit debut, developing a cult following, popularizing the idea of ordinary humans as superheroes. Stilyagi Rebellion; "Stilyagi" (Russian fans of rock music) launch an armed insurrection in Tblisi, Georgia. Seoul Spring; Government is overthrown after the Gawngju People's Uprising in Seoul, South Korea.
1981: Lima, Peru is devastated by an 8.0 earthquake, sparking civil unrest and violence throughout the country. Australian singer Olivia Newton John's single "Physical" is banned in the U.S. due to pressure from Mormon groups; British officials arrest Heaven 17 for their single "Fascist Groove Thang". La Toya Jackson makes her hit musical debut with her single "If You Feel The Funk". Frankenstein based on the Mary Shelley novel, makes its hit Broadway debut. Merrily We Roll Along by Stephen Sondheim, makes its hit Broadway debut. Director Ruggero Deodato is convicted on charges of obscenity and four counts of murder when he confesses that the stars of Cannibal Holocaust were in fact murdered. The 1982 Cadillac Cimarron makes its hit debut. The 1982 Aston Martin Lagonda highlights high-tech advances, with its hit debut. Beachfront USA launches a national campaign to allow nudism at beaches nationwide starting in Los Angeles, California. Third hardback edition of Necronomicon is published starting in New York City, New York. Barry Goldwater is reelected to the Senate as a Libertarian, but he will not seek reelection. Captain John S. McCain III is promoted to Rear Admiral (lower half). Indian government troops launch a massive crackdown on the Rajneeshpuram under the control of self-proclaimed messiah Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh (a.k.a. Osho) in Bhopal, India. National security advisor Claire Sterling warns that the USSR is backing terrorist organizations in a proxy war against the West. U.S. Defense Department reports strategic shortages in cobalt worldwide, sparking international attention.
1982: Inchon directed by Mitsuhara Ishi, starring Laurence Olivier as Douglas Macarthur. "Deely Bobbers" (a.k.a. Martian antennae) become popular. Actor Abe Vigoda dies in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, sparking attention throughout the comedy community. Christian fundamentalists led by Robert Byrd (D-WV) win passage of the School Prayer Amendment (U.S.), allowing school prayer in public schools. Senator John Kerry meets with Satanist Anton LaVey in Washington D.C. Earthquakes, hurricanes, and tsunamis occur across the globe due to the alignment of planets, called "the Jupiter Effect". OPEC leaders announce a massive embargo against the United States, Western Europe and Japan, crippling the economies. Argentinean forces defeat British naval forces for the Falkland Islands. Thatcher-gate; British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and U.S. President John Anderson are implicated in a plot to instigate a nuclear conflict in Europe in an effort to demonstrate American resolve against the Soviets. Labor MP Tony Benn is elected Prime Minister after a "no-confidence" vote of PM Margaret Thatcher. Los Angeles Mayor Tom Bradley (D-CA) is elected governor of California, amidst anti-Anderson sentiment, becoming the state's first African-American governor. Maureen Reagan (R-CA), oldest daughter of former Governor Ronald Reagan, is elected to the Senate. "Joyboard" (Atari Systems) and "Puffer" (Atari Systems) are unveiled, opening the world of "exer-gaming", video games aimed at promoting exercise. 5,800 couples are married in a mass marriage ceremony led by Reverend Sun Myung Moon in New York City, New York. Robert DeNiro calls the paramedics when he finds his friend John Belushi overdosing. Doctors are able to save his life, but he will be in rehab and recovery for some time. New York City Mayor Ed Koch (D-NY) reveals that he is a bisexual during an interview with Playboy. He goes on to win the gubernatorial election. Roxanne Conlin (D) is elected the first female Governor of Iowa. Laser surgery replaces the scalpel throughout the First World, especially in the United States, Great Britain, France, and Japan. Communist hardliners seize control of the government in Moscow, Russia after univeiling psionic weapons, and promising orbital models. The Cure led by Robert Smith launches a massive riot in Brusels, Belgium, sparking tensions between Great Britain and the European Economic Community (EEC). National security advisor Claire Sterling warns that Soviet-backed Bulgaria is a training ground and launchpad for terrorists against the West. Physicist Robert Lazar unveils Ununpentium-115, an element derived from alien reverse-engineered technology, capable of "anti-gravity". "Boso-zoku" (Japanese motorcycle gangs) terrorize major cities throughout Japan, according to police officials.
1983: Emergence of Satanic cults across America; Heavy metal music is reported to contain "subliminal messages" regarding suicide. Stull Disaster; Government officials launch a massive evacuation of the area of Stull, Kansas after reports of a "demonic eruption". Latin American pop music becomes a major world craze, starting with Menudo. Cabbage Patch Kids Snacktime Dolls become popular. E.T., the Extraterrestrial (Atari) video game makes its hit debut, becoming a major bestseller. New Age "Past-Life Regression" becomes popular, after being introduced by actress Shirley Maclaine. The private diaries of Adolph Hitler are uncovered in West Berlin, claiming that Rudolf Hess met with British fascists in an effort to overthrow Churchill and establish a peace agreement, creating tensions within NATO. Soviet military forces proclaim victory in Afghanistan. Doctor Detroit starring Dan Ackroyd and Howard Hesseman, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. The Moose Murders by Eugene O'Neill makes its hit Broadway debut. Toy company Mattel enters into the PC market with the creation of the "Aquarius" line for children; Burger King introduces the Pita Salad as a means to promote better health. Larry MacDonald is killed mysteriously in the KAL 007 flight. Singer Corinne Hermès of Luxembourg sparks international attention with her hit single "Si la vie est cadeau". "Fainting Epidemic"; WHO/CDC officials report large numbers of women fainting along the West Bank, Israel, amidst fears of chemical weapons. Tehran Disaster; Tehran is devastated by a massive 7.8 earthquake, destabilizing the Iranian government; Soviet troops begin entering the country providing covert aid to Communist guerilla forces. Food & Drug Administration approves "Acyclovir" as a cure for genital herpes in Washington D.C. United Nations proclaims the "Year of the Test-Tube Baby" citing the rise in children born through artificial means, during a press conference in New York City, New York. East Saint Louis, Missouri becomes the largest domed city, dubbed "Old Man River City" by Buckminster Fuller. U.S. Department of Justice launches a nationwide crackdown on hackers nationwide, amidst reports that hackers accessed the NORAD defense computers, threatening to access ICBMs. Third Leeds Riots; Riots erupt in Leeds, England due to a concert by the National Front (NF) backed Rock Against Communism (RAC). Clashes are reported between punk rockers and National Front (NF) members. A strange and mystical being known as the "Slenderman" is seen for the first time, captured on film, many parapsychologists will point to this as proof of paranormal event. Superman III is released to great success. Richard Donner pits a self-doubting Superman (Chris Reeve returning) against Brainiac (Christopher Walken) and Mr. Mxyzptlik (Joe Pesci) and the mystery of Supergirl (Daryl Hannah). Godzilla King of the Monsters 3D, produced by Steven Spielberg and directed by Steve Miner premieres to decent success. Governor Bob Kerrey (D-NE) marries actress of Debra Winger. U.S. inflation rates peak at 23% and unemployment rates peak at 12%, despite the economic policies of President Anderson. Guatemalan Civil War; American-backed Mexican troops and Cuban troops enter into Guatemala, sparking tensions throughout Central America. Magician David Copperfield is placed under arrest, after apparently making the Statue of Liberty disappear in New York City, New York. NASA officials report the discovery of the planet "Nibiru" (a.k.a. "Planet X") at Cape Kennedy, Florida. Mandarin Chinese is imposed as a primary language, in a campaign led by Lee Kuan Yew, in all markets and food centers nationwide, fueling ethnic and sectarian discord nationwide. Russian police and military officials launch a nationwide crackdown on popular music as "counter-revolutionary" in Moscow.
1984: Pope John Paul II releases information to author David Yallop on his predecessor’s death, with all indications point toward a conspiracy between bankers and Vatican officials. Japanese officials announce its first successful satellite from Tanegashima, Japan, sparking concern about Japan as a world power. U.S. Surgeon General C. Everett Koop approves "monoclonal antibodies" for use with medical diagnoses in Washington D.C. Chinese government launches a massive nationwide police crackdown on organ-harvesting; WHO/CDC officials report organ-harvesting campaigns throughout Brazil, targetting street children.Hurricane Maria devastates Havana, Cuba and southern Florida, destabilizing the Communist regime. Mirage comics makes its hit debut. Gary Hart elected President. Senator and former astronaut John Glenn runs for the Democratic Party nomination. La Toya Jackson debuts her hit music single "Heart Don't Lie" amidst great competition. British officials ban the single "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, sparking riots at many nightclubs. Iranian government officials announce the development of a nuclear weapons technology in Tehran, sparking regional tensions. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension starring Peter Weller and Jeff Goldblum, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Mississippi Aerial River Transport (MART) becomes a popular public transportation system for New Orleans residents. Psychic Surgery becomes popular after it is revealed that comedian Andy Kaufman underwent the procedure in Manila, Philippines. "Household droids" become popular consumer item, especially in the United States and Japan. "Iscador" is approved as a medical treatment by the FDA in Washington D.C., in an effort to effort to deal with cancer. "Emmanuel Goldstein" (a.k.a. Eric Corley) launches a hacker underground resistance against the federal government. French Videophones (Matra) are sold commercially worldwide starting in Paris, France, becoming a major success. Bishop Anthony Prazsky commits suicide due to "Satanic forces" in New York City, New York. Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi survives an attempt on her life by her bodyguards. Parapsychology and Paranormal Studies become mainstream studies at all major universities worldwide. Republican leader Phyllis Schlafly (R-MO) wins Congressional race for the House of Representatives. WHO/CDC launch a massive crackdown on Cabrio, Arizona after a "zombie attack", sparking fears of a possible pandemic. WHO/CDC officials report an outbreak of "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers" (CHUD), possibly linked to "zombie attack" or toxic waste infecting homeless populations in New York City, New York. Communist Party leader Yuri Andropov dies mysteriously in Moscow, Russia, amidst rumors of a "psychic assassination". "Cosplay" becomes extremely popular with youth in Japanese society, starting in Tokyo, Japan.
1985: Cannon films releases Spiderman, directed by Tobe Hooper, and starring Tom Cruise, Bob Hoskins, Stan Lee, Katharine Hepburn, Peter Cushing, and Adolph Caesar. It’s a hug hit. With British assistance, Australian officials launch a satellite into space at Woomera, sparking tensions with the United States. Brazilian government officials announce the launch of 4 commercial satellites, sparking tensions with the United States. Food & Drug Administration (FDA) endorses anti-body guided drugs for use in terminal illnesses; "Monoclonal antibodies" during a press conference by health officials in Washington D.C. Doctors at Venderbilt University in Memphis, Tennessee announce the creation of a succesful male contraceptives. New Coke makes its debut; old Coke formula re-christened "Classic Coke." Washington D.C. is granted statehood, becoming the 52nd state, after massive opposition by Republican Party leaders, and after a national referendum. Parkfield Earthquake; 6.75 earthquake takes place in Parkfield, California. Balanced Budget Amendment ratified to the U.S. Constitution. Air pollution has reduced the amount of sunlight reaching the surface of the planet by 50% according to health officials. Tipper Gore, wife of Vice-President Al Gore, leads a national campaign calling for music censorship. Soviet-backed military forces threaten to attack Israel, raising tensions throughout the Middle East. Robert Ballard finds an Egyptian sarcophagus in the cargo hold of the HMS Titanic. FAINT (Fight Against Idiotic Neurotic Television) is established in an effort to protest current television standards. A former employee of the Coca-Cola company states that Coke is effective as a spermicide in Atlanta, Georgia. Musical group Bobbysocks of Norway makes its hit musical debut with its hit single "La det swinge". Japanese Lumaphone (Mitsubishi) are sold commercially worldwide, starting in Tokyo, Japan, becoming a major success. Musicians Dee Snider, Frank Zappa, and John Denver are placed under arrest for contempt of Congress, after voicing their opposition to censorship efforts in Washington D.C. Students at the University of Michigan establish the "Naked Mile" nude races in Ann Arbor, Michigan, amidst great controversy. Following through on Lyndon Johnson’s promise, President Hart appoints Gregory Peck as Ambassador to Ireland. Escape from Los Angeles, sequel to Escape from New York, is released to great success. Kurt Russell returns as Snake Plisken, sent to the island hell of Los Angeles by a corrupt President (former governor Ronald Reagan) to bring back an EMP prototype weapons and the First Daughter (Jamie Lee Curtis). His final showdown with cult leader Benecio Del Toro during a tsunami is crowning moment of awesome. With a 7 million dollar budget and epic script, George Romero’s Day of the Dead is an immense success. Norway and Finland enter into a major border conflict, over the issue of fishing rights in the Barents Sea, raising tensions throughout the region. Global positioning systems (GPS) are built into automobiles from the United States, West Germany, and Japan. Osaka Riots; Riots erupt in Osaka, Japan after the heavy metal group Hanatarashi clashes onstage with the Boredoms, sparkng government calls to ban Western music. Self-proclaimed messiah Apollo Carreon Quiboloy establishes the "Kingdom of Jesus Christ" after taking over Davao City, Philippines after using displays of his power. Mexican superhero "Superbarrio Gomez" makes his debut in Mexico City, Mexico, sparking interest in real-life superheroes. U.S. Defense Department warns that the People's Republic of China is created a "psychic gap", during hearings in Washington D.C.; United Nations officials report a worldwide shortage in the supply of mercury, during a conference in Rome, Italy. Prime Minister Indira Gandhi establishes "Cultural Zones" via the Ministry of Culture, dividing the country in New Delhi, India.
1986: Emperor Hirohito dies in Tokyo, Japan, ending the role of "absolute monarchs" across the globe. Doctor John Lilly, Project JANUS, announces successful human-dolphin communications, during a press conference in Honolulu, Hawaii. Reverend Jim Peasboro of Savanah, Georgia warns that any computer built after 1985, can house "demonic spirits", during a speech. Movement for the "English-only" Amendment (U.S.) begins. Halley's Comet inspires "comet parties" across the globe. Frostban genetically-engineered bacteria begins to alter the world's climate after being sprayed on winter crops. Americans connect in a human chain from New York City, New York to Los Angeles, California in "Hands Across America". The 1987 Yugo makes its hit debut, highlighting Eastern European cars as a major trade item. Toho releases Godzilla vs. Biollante to great success. Mitsubishi of America and Matra (Fr.) begin sales of videophones in the United States; many political and financial analysts warn that the United States has no videophone producers. Parents Music Resource Center (PMARC) announces the successful passage of laws aimed at limiting heavy metal, rock and roll, and rap/hip-hop music, during a press conference in Washington D.C., Reverend Jimmy Swaggert successfully leads the national campaign to have heavy metal, rap/hip-hop, and rock and roll music from Wal-Mart stores; Mr. Ed is amidst claims that "satanic subliminal messages" have been placed in the theme song. Love and Rocket's Express is released. The track "Kundalini Express" proves to be a cult hit. Tantra becomes popular after Michael Tucker and Jill Eikenberry discuss the "Venus Butterfly" on L.A. Law (NBC-TV). Former U.S. First Lady Helga Zepp-LaRouche, leader of the "Patriots for Germany" movement, is elected Chancellor of West Germany; California passes Proposition 64 (a.k.a. "Prevent AIDS Now Initiative Committee") (PANIC) forcing universal testing and mandatory quarantine of HIV/AIDS carriers. California wins passage of Proposition 66; California Health Act passed in state referendum, mandating comprehensive prenatal medical screenings. Former Black Panther and convict Eldridge Cleaver (R-CA) is elected to the Senate. Big Trouble in Little China is released to great success. John Carpenter and Kurt Russell are signed on for a future sequel. The Patriots for Germany party (formed by Former First Lady Helga Zepp-LaRouche as an offshoot of her husband’s U.S. Labor party and extremist wing of the Democrats.) gains a majority in the Bundestag. Janice Hart and Mark Fairchild, “LaRouche” Democrats, are elected of Secretary of State for Illinois and Lieutenant Governor of Illinois, respectively. Congresswoman Geraldine Ferraro (D-NY) is elected to the Senate. Texas Congressman George W. Bush crashes his car into another while driving under the influence. His neck is injured, but the other passengers are less lucky: one is paralyzed and another dies of internal bleeding. Bush is convicted of a DUI and involuntary manslaughter, and is sentenced to ten years in prison. In addition, his wife leaves him and takes the children, while the House of Representatives censure him. Bush resigns and goes to prison, where he converts to Mormonism and quits his addictions. Two years go by, and he receives an early parole (likely due to his father’s influence.). Magician David Coperfield sparks political unrest after walking through the Great Wall of China in Jiayuguan. "Visual kei" (Japanese glam-rock gangs) become popular with youth throughout Japan. Newsweek warns of violence by the "Trekkie" community, after an attack on actor William Shatner in New York City, New York. Chinese artists launch the single "Let the World be filled with Love", backed by government officials in Beijing, China, to compete with American pop culture. Chinese singer Teresa Teng is proclaimed an "underground leader" by government officials. Russian musical groups Aquarium, Kino, Alisa and Strannye Igry launch an insurrection in Leningrad, Russia. "Xibeifeng" (a.k.a. "Northwest Wind") becomes popular throughout China, seen as a call for change politically and culturally. "Gun Fu" (violent gun battles) become popular as the the Tongs and Triads assert their power in major cities including Hong Kong and Shanghai. Military forces are deployed to enforce the "Cultural Zones" under orders from Prime Minister Indira Gandhi in New Delhi, India.
1987: WHO/CDC officials announce the first successful treatment of genetic defects through genetic engineering in Atlanta, Georgia. U.S. Department of Agriculture announces the first recorded case of Bovine Immunodeficiency Virus (BIV) (a.k.a. "Cow AIDS/HIV") is reported in Washington D.C., sparking concerns about a link with the outbreak of the human AIDS/HIV virus. Reports of "black ambulances" throughout Brazil are reported taking part in organ-harvesting crimes. Hrushiv Disaster; a permanent rift in the space-time continuum is uncovered outside of Hrushiv, Ukraine, by Russian military forces, sparking a massive exodus of the region. Amerika (ABC-TV) television mini-series about Soviet occupation of the United States actually becomes a major hit. British singer George Michael is placed under arrest for "indecency" and "inappropriate music". Heavy metal musician Ozzy Osborne is arrested in New York City, New York after he is blamed for teen suicides. Max Headroom (played by actor Matt Frewer) becomes the official spokesperson for New Coke with a 5-year contract. "Pogoball", along with the Segway (2001), one of the biggest divergences in transportation. Civl unrest and violence erupt in Egypt due to oil shortages. Radio messages spark military tensions between Iran and Iraq, attempting to draw the U.S. into the conflict. Former porn actress Anna Ilona Staller is elected Prime Minister of Italy amidst great controversy. Oceanographers uncover a growing "dead zone" caused by deadly algae blooms within the Gulf of Mexico. Soviet military forces begin equipping Arab military forces throughout the world, targetting Israel. "Brain Gyms" are established starting in Ventura, California to "create new neural pathways". Honduran Doctor Alfredo Bowman announces a herbal treatment to deal with the AIDS/HIV virus, to the relief of the international medical community. President Gary Hart signs the Telecommunications Act of 1987, regulating videophone activities, after a child creates a phone bill of $17,000.00 in Sacramento, California. Tipper Gore publishes An Inconvenient Truth, linking heavy metal, rap/hip-hop, and rock and roll music to the general decline in morality nationwide, becoming a major bestseller. President Gary Hart is caught in a sex scandal in Miami, Florida with model Donna Rice, sparking Republican calls for impeachment. Playboy magazine publishes a detailed piece on tantric sex, popularizing the practice nationwide. The FCC decides to retain the Fairness Doctrine for radio and television programming. Actor Sean Penn is beaten to death in a California jail. Civil Rights activist Julian Bond (D-GA) is elected the House of Representatives. Christopher Reeves is The Running Man. Televangelist James Bakker is tried and convicted of raping Jessica Han, discrediting many members of the "Moral Majority". Holographic 3-D television is introduced on a limited commercial basis starting in Las Vegas, Nevada and Los Angeles, California. Martial law is imposed throughout Xinjiang, after Chinese military officials report a "zombie attack" in Khotan, sparking rumors or attempts to "weaponize" zombies. United Nations officials report a worldwide shortage in the supply of tin, during a conference in Rome, Italy. "Nothing To My Name" musical single by Cui Jian, becomes a call for youth rebellion, signalling youth disillusionment. Martial law is declared over South Korea, after protests erupt in major cities nationwide.
1988: Armand Hammer v. California; U.S. Supreme Court overturns Proposition 64 (a.k.a. "Prevent AIDS Now Initiative Committee") (PANIC), through the work of LGBT leaders. Gary Hart re-elected President. "One Australia" policy announced by PM John Howard, calling for a ban on Asian immigrants. Soviet Union and the People's Republic of China boycott the Summer Olympics in Seoul, South Korea in solidarity with North Korea. American singer Neil Young is banned from performing in Europe by the European Economic Community. RJR Reynolds introduces "Smokeless Cigarettes". The Last Temptation of Christ directed by Martin Scorsese is banned due to massive protests by Christian fundamentalists. Game show personality Vanna White makes her hit film debut with Goddess of Love, becoming a major celebrity. Carrie: The Musical based on the novel by Stephen King, makes its hit Broadway debut. "Harmonic Convergence" of planets is celebrated across the globe as the "mankind's shift from warlike to peaceful". Senator Dan Quayle (R-IN) wins the Republican Party nomination in an effort to appeal to youth. Tawana Bradley Riots; Race riots erupt in Brooklyn, New York after Tawana Bradley accuses police officers of rape. WHO/CDC officials report a disease outbreak outside of Atlanta, Georgia, sparking civil unrest and violence."Power Pad" (Nintendo Systems) is unveiled, bringing Nintendo into the "exer-gaming" market. American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) leads a campaign to regulate MTV, claiming the "negative influence of violent and sexual images" in New York City, New York. 6,500 couples are married in a mass mariage ceremony led by Reverend Sun Myung Moon in New York City, New York. Skip Humphrey (DFL-MN) is elected to the Senate. Doug Lafollette (D-WI) is elected to the Senate. Alan Keyes (R-MD) is elected to the Senate. Jacques Cheminade, a leader of the European Workers Party (another LaRouche organization), is elected President of France. He lost reelection, but will return to office in 1995. Former President Lyndon LaRouche (D/ U.S. Labor-NH) is convicted on charges of mail fraud and tax fraud. He is sentenced to 25 years in federal prison and denied parole. Retired Admiral John McCain (R) is elected Governor of Arizona. Neil Bush, employee of the Silverado Savings and Loans union, is arrested, convicted and imprisoned for his part in the Savings and Loans scandal. Gordon Michael Scallion proclaims the rise of "Blue-Ray Children", proclaiming a generation of "psychic abilities". Palestinian leaders announce a "Declaration of Independence" in Ramallah, formally establishing the "Confederation of Palestine". "Qiu Ge" (Chinese prison songs) are popularized by Chi Zhiqiang, who calls for the end to the "re-education" /political prison camps throughout China.
1989: Japanese officials report a permanent rift in the space-time continuum is uncovered in the region of Taiwan (ROC) and Miyake Island (JAP) (e.g. "Devil's Sea", "Dragon's Triangle"), sparking tensions between China and Japan. Killer Bee infestations become more pronounced; Power-Glove becomes top selling item. Kola Disaster; Russian military officials in Kola, outside of Murmansk, report a "demonic outbreak" after drilling for oil. Anti-American riots erupt in Brazil and Peru over organ-harvesting syndicate crimes, sparking tensions with the United States. Military forces shoot down a UFO in the Kalihari Desert, South African troops transport the wreckage to the United States. Shintaro Ishihara is elected Prime Minister citing an ultra-nationalist platform for Japan. Brian "The Boz" Bosworth leads the Seattle Seahawks to the Super Bowl, amidst controversy for "trash-talking" against the Denver Broncos. Saturday Night Live (NBC-TV) is cancelled due to protests by the American Family Association (AFA), amidst accusations of obscenity. McDonald's introduces the McRib sandwhich amidst great fanfare and popularity. Yugoslavian musical group Riva makes its hit debut with its hit debut "Rock On", amidst controversy. Toho releases Godzilla vs. Gunhed to great success. Emmanuel Cleaver, backed by the Ad Hoc Group Against Crime, successfully leads a ban against rap/hip-hop music in Kansas City, Missouri; Parents Against Subliminal Seduction (PASS) succesfully pushes for a ban on concerts in San Antonio, Texas; National Organization for Women (NOW) launches a national campaign to allow the baring of female breasts, starting in Seneca Falls, New York. "Satanic underground" is exposed in a television special by ABC-TV reporter Geraldo Rivera. Actress Talisa Soto (License to Kill, Mortal Combat), poses nude for Playboy magazine. "Lost" episode of The Simpsons (FOX-TV) named "Dead Bart", written by Matt Groening and David Silverman is aired, featuring a morbid storyline that features the death of Bart Simpson and features a graveyard with the predicted deaths of guest stars, place on graves. Rudy Giuliani (Liberal Party-NY) is elected Mayor of New York City. Legion, the third Exorcist movie and directed by John Carpenter, is released to great success. Occupation Safety & Health Administration (OSHA) announces in Washington D.C., federal guidelines banning assignment of certain people to certain jobs/occupations due to genetic predispositions. UFOs are seen throughout Gulf Breeze, Florida, sparking concern throughout the Atlantic Seaboard. Ning Lai develops "anti-gravity" in Huntsville, Alabama, otherwise known as "AC gravity effect", utilizing gravitoelectric fields. "Gorby Acid", LSD stickers featuring Mikhail Gorbachev become extremely popular in Eastern Europe, the Baltics, and Russia. "Gangtaiyue" music sparks a youth revolution, encouraging people to question and challenge government.
1990: "Cold Fusion" being confirmed by Pons/ Fleischmann in Salt Lake City, Utah. SONY unveils, in Tokyo, Japan, "wrist-televisions" for sale, in time for the Christmas shopping season. Italian government authorities report c. 231 children abducted for organ-haresting, sparking a nationwide panic. New Madrid Earthquake; 8.1 earthquake centered in New Madrid, Missouri causes damage across the country, being felt as far north as Washington D.C. Marla Maples, mistress to Donald Trump, poses nude for Playboy magazine, amidst the controversy over Trump's affairs; Singer Sinead O'Connor poses nude for Playboy magazine. Vanilla Ice introduces rap music to the mainstream. Lambada Brazilian dance becomes popular worldwide. Japanese Defense Minister Shigeru Ishiba wins the right of international intervention for Japanese military forces. Famine has spread to all of India, Pakistan, Middle East, and all of Africa, despite international humanitarian aid efforts. NASA officials voice concern as the Space Shuttle Discovery mysteriously disappears, along with 7 astronauts. Dick Tracy starring Warren Beatty, makes its hit debut, launching rides at Disneyland parks and launching a film franchise. Toho releases Mothra vs. Bagan to great success. "F*** the Police" rap single by N.W.A. is banned after ressure from police groups nationwide; "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew is banned after pressure from women's rights groups; Heavy metal group Judas Priest is placed under arrest after hidden messages are found on its "Stained Class" single. Sinead O'Connor is banned from performances throughout Europe, after tearing up a picture of the Pope on television. Tennis player Martina Narvitilova makes her professional tennis comeback winning the Wimbleon Tournament. American professional football becomes popular across the glone with the creation of European teams including the London Monarchs, Barcelona Dragons, and the Frankfurt Galaxy. Author Mario Vargas Llosa is elected in presidential elections on a socialist platform, sparking tensions with the United States. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-AR), wife of current Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton, is elected the first female governor of that state. Italian singer Toto Cutugno makes his hit musical debut with the single "Insieme: 1992". WHO/CDC officials report a massive disease outbreak in the Kosovo region of Yugoslavia, sparking civil unrest and violence; Health officials in Lagos, Nigeria report a "koro" (penis-shrinking disease) outbreak, causing panic and civil unrest. 60 Minutes (CBS-TV) reports the dangers of dental fillings due to mercury toxicity, sparking a health care crisis. U.S. military personnel stationed in the Middle East, especially Iraq and Kuwait, report outbreaks of "Gulf War Syndrome". Operation Sun Devil; Secret Service agents dismantle Steve Jackson Games in San Jose, California over alleged "hacker activities". "Nasty" rap/ hip-hop album by Too Much Joy becomes a major bestseller, partially because of efforts to ban the record in Texas, Wisconsin, and Florida. Cancer patient Craig Shergold of Carshalton, England launches an international campaign to end cancer worldwide. Lester Maddox (AIP-GA) is reelected Governor. Nova Scotia votes to secede from Canada and become part of the United States. Former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke (R-LA) is narrowly elected Governor. By the time he is sworn in, all hell will have broken out in the Sportsman’s paradise. Christopher Reeve has two major hits this year; the sci-fi thriller Total Recall and the romantic comedy Pretty Woman, with Julia Roberts. Controversial preacher Fred Phelps (D-KS) is elected Governor of that state. Maria Devi Christos (a.k.a. Marina Tsvigun), displaying paranormal powers, proclaims herself the "messenger of the New Age" in Stalino, Ukraine SSR, battling against Soviet military forces. United Nations officials report a worldwide shortage in the supply of zinc, during a conference in Rome, Italy. Soviet officials launch a crackdown on "Gopnik" (Russian male youth gangs) in major cities nationwide.
1991: "Flag-Burning" Amendment to the U.S. Constittution. U.S. POWs/MIAs are discovered in Vietnam and Laos. Indonesia suffers civil unrest and violence amidst reports of oil shortages in Indonesia, sparkng tensions throughout SE Asia. Reports emerge in Poland and Russia of rich Arabs using street children for organ-harvesting, sparking riots. Riots erupt across Moscow after reports of international efforts to auction off the body of Vladimir Lenin are announced. Tennis player Bjorn Borg stuns the professional tennis world with his return winning the Wimbledon Tournament. The Rocketeer starring Jennifer Connelly, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Senator John Heinz (R-NY) dies mysteriously in a helicopter crash. The staged murders in the Japanese film Guinea Pig 2 are investigated by the FBI and Tokyo Police and found to be factual. Actor Charlie Sheen, whom reported the film to authorities, gives up alcohol and narcotics and becomes a born-again Christian. Pop singer Tiffany poses nude for Playboy magazine, helping to revive her musical career. Swedish group Carola makes its hit debut with the musical single "Fångad av en stormvind". "Tectrix VR Bike" introduces "networked exer-gaming" systems, allowing people to compete against each other in various games. Ozone therapy is approved by the FDA in Washington D.C., as a means to treat AIDS/HIV patients; Doctor John Holt announces a microwave treatment for cancer in Sydney, Australia. Adult/pornographic "1-900" videophone lines gain major popularity due to a rise in advertising. Heavy metal artist Øystein "Euronymous" Aarseth launches the "Helvete" movement in Oslo, Norway based on esoteric Nazism. William Kennedy Smith is found guilty of sexual assault. Alberta secedes from Canada and becomes part of the United States. With assistance from the United Nations, the Kurds secede from Iraq and become their own nation. Ray Mabus (D-MS) is reelected Governor of that state. Doctors at Walter Reed Medical Center in Betheseda, Maryland unveil the creation of artificial eyes, with a resolution similar to black-and-white televisions. Saint Louis Riots; Riots erupt in Saint Louis, Missouri, after police launch a crackdown on their concert, sparking violence and civil unrest. Self-proclaimed messiah "Yaweh ben Yaweh" (a.k.a. Hulon Mitchell, Jr.)is captured by FBI and police officials, after attempting to incite a race war. "Vissarion" (a.k.a. Sergey Anatolyevitch Torop) is proclaimed the "Siberian Messiah" in Minusinsk, Russia, imposing a vegan lifestyle, sparking civil unrest and violence. Leonard Nimoy calls for peace between different "Trekkie/Trekker" factions, during a press conference in Los Angeles, California. "Russian Air Force Diet", consisting of cabbage soup, becomes a popular diet plan starting in Eastern Europe, the Baltics, and Russia.
1992: President Gary Hart announces the creation of the National Computer Mercantile Network (NCMN) in Washington D.C., sparking concerns from small businesses and rural leaders. Physicists at Princeton Plasma Physics Laboratory announce the first self-sustaining fusion reaction system in Princeton, New Jersey. Wall Street Journal reports that over 10% of the GNP of Japan is created through its robotics workforce, sparking tensions within labor unions and industrial organizations. Flat Earth Society protests outside the White House in Washington D.C., objecting to the Colombus Day anniversary celebrations. Panic and civil unrest spreads with the outbreak of the BIV (a.k.a. "Cow AIDS/HIV") spread by dairy and beef cattle, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture. Crystal Pepsi makes its debut, soon devouring up more of the market share. Ross Perot elected President. Valiant and Image Comics make their hit debuts amidst a booming independent comics industry. Japanese-led Asian Pacific Economic Community (APEC) and German-led European Union (EU) launch an "economic cold war" against the United States. Canadian magician Doug Henning establishes "Maharishi Veda Land" amusement park in Niagara Falls, Ontario. Satanic cult activity is reported by police officials in Canada, sparking fears of a growing movement. Automation, mechanization, robotics, and digital computerization are blamed for massive unemployment across the globe, fueling anti-technological sentiment. Personal Digital Assistants (PDA) become a major bestseller and are seen as a major technological leap. Israeli officials led by Benjamin Netanyahu and Shimon Peres report that Iran has begun production of nuclear weapons during a press conference in Tel Aviv. Major celebrations across the Western Hemisphere regarding the 500th anniversary of the landing of Christopher Colombus; Giant sundial is constructed in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic in honor of the landing. MP Neil Kinnock is elected British Prime Minister, leading the Labor Party into power in parliamentary elections. New York Times popularizes "grunge slang", which some critics call an attack on the "English -only" Amendment movement. Toho releases a remake of Godzilla vs. King Kong to great success. Carolco releases a reboot of Spiderman, with Spidey fighting Electro and Sandman. James Cameron directed the controversial adaption, which the MPAA gives an R-rating. Irish singer Linda Martin makes her international debut with the hit single "Why Me". Singer Dionne Warwick launches the "Psychic Friends Network", becoming a major success over videophone lines. Varg "Count Grishnackh" Vikernes confirms reports that the "Helvete" are committing "acts of Satanism" throughout Norway; Law enforcement officers report church bombings from Oslo, Bergen, Sarpsborg, Stavanger, and Vindafjord, Norway by "Helvete" members. 30,000 couples are married in a mass marriage ceremony led by Reverend Sun Myung Moon in New York City, New York. Nude & Breast Freedom Day; Annual festival celebrating nudism and the baring of female breasts is established in Berkeley, California. Sacred Orgasm by Kenneth Ray Stubbs published, sparking a neo-Tantric revival in the US. Buddhists such as Georg Feuerstein are quick criticize this development calling it "neurotic.. an attempt at clothing purely genital impulses or neurotic emotional needs in an aura of spirituality..."; "Smile.jpg", a frightening picture is placed on the Internet, causing people to have psychotic episodes and to commit suicide. Senator Geraldine Ferraro is reelected. Joe Walsh wins the nomination for Ross Perot’s Vice President. Vice President Al Gore (TN) and Governor Ann Richards (TX) are the Democrats’ presidential nominees. For the Republicans’ nominations, Governor John S. McCain III (AZ) and Senator Teresa Heinz (PA (widow of Senator John Heinz) are selected. Tim Burton’s Batman Returns is a great success; with Michael Keaton in the title role, Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman, Dustin Hoffman as the Penguin, Billy Dee Williams as Harvey Dent and Marlon Wayons as Robin. Governor Fred Phelps (D-KS) is reelected. Controversial former Governor Evan Mecham (I-AZ) is elected to the Senate. Alessandra Mussolini, granddaughter of Il Duce, is elected Mayor of Naples. Park officials order the quarantine of Joshua Tree National Monument after a reported "zombie attack". Ultra-nationalist violence erupts in Montreal, Quebec after a Guns N' Roses concert, sparking the Canadian government to declare martial law. Self-proclaimed messiah Claude Maurice Marcel Vorilhon survives an assassination attempt on his life in Paris, France. Magician David Copperfield displays his flight ability in Durham, North Carolina, sparking international attention. Russian scientist Yevgeny Podkletnov unveils "gravitic shielding" before military and government officials in Moscow, sparking an arms race.
1993: The Celestine Prophecy by James Redfield sparks a religious renaissance, as people begin to create a "more spiritual society". President Ross Perot passes the National Health Reform Act which establishes a federal ID system for health care, which later is expanded for "security purposes". Illegal rap album "Bodycount" by Ice-T and Ice-Cube becomes a major underground bestseller. Soccer player Nii Lamptey of Ghana is proclaimed the "next Pele", launching a massive soccer craze. Maharishi Mahesh Yogi proves scientifically that mass meditation/prayer can effectively reduce violence in conflict regions. Crop circles are reported outside of Johannesburg, South Africa offering further evidence of extraterrestrial life. Massive worldwide crop damage is blamed on holes in the ozone layer, sparking famine and civil unrest; UFO sighting take place across Ireland and Great Britain. Scientists uncover a permanent rift in the space-time continuum in the South Atlantic Ocean (a.k.a. "The South Atlantic Anomaly"), sparking tensions with Argentina, Paraguay, and Brazilian governments. Transvaal Riots; Riots erupt in Transvaal, South Africa over reports of organ-harvesting by the apartheid government. Homeless people begin forming private militias beginning with the "Arm the Homeless" militia in Columbus, Ohio. Hawaiian nationalists led by Kekuni Blaisdell call for independence for the Kingdom of Hawai'i in Honolulu, Hawaii. Joseph Newman is honored by President Ross Perot in a Rose Garden ceremony for his contributions to science. A US Senate committee concerning POWs/MIA uncovers evidence American soldiers still held captive by Vietnam, North Korea, and the People's Republic of China. Russian scientists reveal evidence of a “Yeti” like creature, the Alma, which was captured by the Red Army and later died in captivity. Toho releases Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 2.0 to great success. Much of the press and tickets are due to Toho killing off Godzilla (his son is irradiated and becomes a new Godzilla) to end the domestic series in preparation for the American version. Irish singer Niamh Kavanagh makes his international debut with the hit single "In Your Eyes". WWF Wrestler Hulk Hogan is considered the highest paid videophone celebrity; The New Kids on the Block (NKOTB) are considered the highest paid musical act on videophone, according to Wall Street Journal. "Helvete" actions spread across into Gothenburg, Sweden, sparking tensions throughout the Scandinavian region. James McMillan (The Rent is too Damn High Party-NY) elected Mayor of New York City. Defeated for reelection, he runs and wins again in 2009. Queen Elizabeth, a.k.a. "the Queen Mother", dies while visiting during a royal trip to Sydney, Australia. American law enforcement officials begin allowing "psychic forensics" into criminal investigations and cases. Trees are magnetized in Southhaven Park, New York after the appearence of UFOs in the area. United Nations officials report a worldwide shortage in the supply of copper, lead and natural gas during a conference in Rome, Italy. Chinese leader Deng Xiaoping warns of strategic mineral shortages, during a speech in Beijing, China, sparking tensions with Japan and Russia. Chinese singer Faye Wong is proclaimed the "Diva of Asia", sparking fears of Chinese influence. Southern Baptist Convention in Birmingham, Alabama is apparently attacked by Freemasons, sparking animosity nationwide. Russian Mafiya controls all domestic banking institutions, despite government anti-corruption efforts. "Pansori" (Korean traditional musical story-telling) is used to spread support for South Korea starting in Seoul.
1993-1994: Blind Melon makes their hit debut, signaling explosion of "grunge" genre. Internet dead as AOL network spreads. U.S. Army and National Guard forces are ordered to contain "zombie attacks" in Los Angeles, San Pedro, and Santa Monica, sparking concern of a political crackdown on anti-Perot sentiment. Organ-legging sydicate led by Amit Kumar and Santosh Raut is uncovered by police officials in Bombay, India.
1994: Vladimir Zhrinovsky, Russian ultra-nationalist comes to power in Moscow. Quebec independence. David Caruso becomes a movie star. The Shadow starring Alec Baldwin and Penelope Ann Miller, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Colombia led by Andres Escobar wins the World Cup in Los Angeles, California, sparking international attention. "English-only" Amendment is established (U.S.). Pro-football/baseball player Bo Jackson dazzles the sports world. Heavy metal music is reported to contain "subliminal messages" leading to a national ban. "Sky Dancers" (Galoob) dolls become popular. Patrick Ewing leads the New York Knicks to the NBA Championship. Local residents report being attacked in Taiyuan, China by the "Sibuxiang Beast", forcing the deployment of PLA forces to the region. Second Korean War; Japan and North Korea clash after a naval incident in the Sea of Japan. Actor Rubén Blades is elected President of Panama. Russian-backed Bulgarian forces enter into Macedonia, escalating fighting within the Balkans region. WHO/CDC officials report organ-harvesting networks in India, sparking a massive police crackdown; Chinese government officials begin using convicted criminals, mainly political prisoners, for organ-harvesting; Anti-American riots erupt in Guatemala over organ-harvesting syndicate crimes; health officials report c. 6,000 children harvested for organs in Latin America. Tensions mount nationwide as severe droughts and famine occur across Australia. NYPD Blue (ABC-TV) is cancelled due to protests by the American Family Association (AFA) amidst accusations of obscenity. Radio personality Howard Stern is elected governor of New York under a libertarian platform, amidst anti-Perot sentiment. Entertainer Mister Rogers is revealed to have been a Marine Sniper during the Korean War, during a press conference. Schindler's List by Steven Spielberg is banned in Malaysia and the Philippines, due to protests by religious conservatives. Former Colonel Oliver North (R-VA) is elected to the Senate. Irish crooners Paul Harrington and Charlie McGettigan make their international debut with the hit "Rock N' Roll Kids". "Helvete" guerillas burn churches in Sund, Snertingdal, Buskerud, Akra, Askim, and Gjerdum, Norway, sparking sectarian tensions throughout the country; "Helvete" guerillas begin intimidating journalists through murder and extortion. Mark Roosevelt (D-MA), the great-grandson of Theodore Roosevelt, is elected Governor. Mitt Romney (I-MA) is elected Senator. Harold Stassen (R-MN) is reelected to the Senate. Former Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton dies of a massive heart attack. At the time, he was considered the Democrats’ best hope for beating President Perot. His widow and daughter move to Illinois, where Hillary will be elected Senator. George Romero’s The Stand is a huge, scary success. Governor Fred Phelps (D-KS) is reelected. Jeb Bush, despite his controversial family, is elected Governor of Florida. Troy Hurtubise of Hamilton, Ontario, Canada creates the first "ballistics suit" (a.k.a. "mecha-armor", "Iron Man armor"). Oil reaches $50.00 (U.S.) per barrel, sparking concerns of an international fuel shortage and an economic crisis. "Kogal" (Japanese party-girls) become extremely popular with youth, sparking national attention. Militia movement "General" Linda Thompson leads a "March on Washington" in defiance of the Perot Adminisration. Korean political leaders Chun Doo-hwon and Roh Tae-woo are executed by North Korean troops in Seoul.
1995: Nintendo VirtuaBoy console makes its hit debut, part of a new wave of VR. Controversy over unauthorized pornographic content spreads - 2nd Sexual Revolution underway. Waterworld makes its hit debut. Actress Elizabeth Berkley, becomes a star after the film Showgirls launches her career. South Africa falls apart due to Afrikanner-led "war for homeland". Nicky Barmby emerges as a major soccer player in Great Britain. Government of Thailand collapses due to international boycotts over its policies on child prostution. Michael Jordan leads the Baltimore Orioles to a World Series. Charles Barkley leads the Phoenix Suns to the NBA Championship. Food riots are reported nationwide due to drought in the Midwest; Last portions of rainforest destroyed in Madagascar. 1945 alternate-history novel by Newt Gingrich and William R. Fortschen, becomes a major bestseller. Rush Limbaugh is named Speaker of the House of Representatives in a highly partisan anti-Perot vote. Deepak Chopra establishes "Chopra Center for Well Being" across the globe, starting in Los Angeles, California as "spiritual alignment centers". Pakistan and Russia begin sending scientists to aid Iran's nuclear program, sparking international tensions. President Ross Perot signs the MPAA-backed Copyright Protection Act, banning the "copying of copyrighted materials for distribution". Evidence is uncovered that paparrazzi and/or the royal family premediated the death of Princess Diana. MP William Hague is elected British Prime Minister after he leads the Tory Party to electoral victory in parliamentary elections. "Roswell Autopsy" film evidence is leaked to the press, proving that the United States and Great Britain have known about extraterrestrial life since 1947, fueling paranoia worldwide. The 1996 Acura SLX, blending the mini-van and the SUV for families. "Black helicopter" campaigns against militias are uncovered, sparking paranoia. Norwegian group Secret Garden makes its hit debut with their single "Nocturne". C. Dolores Tucker purchases a large portion of Time/Warner/AOL stock, pressuring the corporation to drop all rap/hip-hop titles from its labels in New York City, New York. FBI officials in Fort Myers, Florida report that Caleb Fairley meeting with Norwegian "Helvete" members, in an effort to back his "teen militia"; "Helvete" guerillas burn churches in Telemark, Vestby, Sandefjord, et al., Norway, despite efforts by law enforcement. Actress/comedian Drew Barrymore poses nude for Playboy magazine. 360,000 couples are married in a mass marriage ceremony led by Reverend Sun Myung Moon in New York City, New York. Quebec votes to separate from Canada and become its own nation. Tim Burton’s Batman Forever is a huge success; with Keaton and Wayans returning as Batman and Robin, Rene Russo as Dr. Meridian, Billy Dee Williams as Two Face, and Robin Williams as the Riddler. Lollapalooza Riots;Riots erupt at the Lollapalooza '95 concert in Charles Town, West Virginia after Pavement launches an anti-Perot rant. Psychic Eugenia Davitashvili proclaims her power of protection over Russian political officials in Moscow, Russia. Journalist Susan Walsh disappears while investigating the rising "vampire underground". "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, is trafficked in Lusaka, Zambia. Statues of Lord Ganesha begin producing milk in New Delhi, India attracting thousands of religious pilgrims. Korean singer Seo Taiji sparks controversy, demanding an end to government censorship in Seoul, despite war time restrictions.
1996: Ross Perot re-elected President. Angelina Jolie marries her Foxfire costar, Jenny Shimizu. The two remain married until 1999, when they divorce. Second Krakatoa Disaster; volcanic eruption at Krakatoa, Indonesia, sparks a massive humanitarian aid and refugee crisis. Internet begins suffering a series of major system failures and crashes, disrupting economic trade. Comics crash averted. Heroes Reborn (1996/1997)- Todd McFarlane and Jim Lee restart the Marvel Universe. The Phantom starring Billy Zane makes its hit film debut, launching a film franchise. Barb Wire starring Pamela Anderson, makes its hit debut, launching a film fanchise. "Macarena" dance craze goes worldwide. Sheryl Crow is banned from performance after the release of her single "Love Is A Good Thing", after complaints by gun rights advocates about its content on gun violence; Heavy metal group Cannibal Corpse is placed under arrest on obscenity charges in Berlin, Germany. Riots erupt in major cities throughout Egypt after local officials ban all forms of Western music, especially rock and roll, heavy metal and rap music. Platte River in Nebraska dries up due to the greenhouse effect; Reports of "black blizzards" of prarie topsoil causing traffic jams, computer and power failures throughout the Midwest. NASCAR legend Richard Petty (R-NC) wins the gubernatorial election in North Carolina. NASA announces the completion of Space Station Freedom at Cape Canaveral, Florida as a major technological achievement. Doctor Who (FOX-TV) starring Eric Roberts as "the Master" makes its hit television debut. President Ross Perot signs the Communications Decency Act, banning "electronic pornography" in Washington D.C. Jay Rockefeller (D-WV) wins the Democratic Party presidential nomination based on a populist platform. Rapper Tupac Shakur is revealed to have "faked his death" while living in New Zealand. Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare is banned in schools nationwide due to its "promotion of alternative lifestyles". Irish singer Eimear Quinn makes her hit musical debut with the single "The Voice". C. Dolores Tucker launches a campaign to ban rap music by Tupac Shakur, after the musician ridicules her in a song, in Brooklyn, New York. The Art of Sexual Magic by Margot Anand is published. It is widely cited as responsible for the popularization of neo-Tantra in Europe. This development enrages many. Battlecruiser 3000AD (Take-Two Interactive) science-fiction video game created by Derek Smart, makes its hit debut. Lavender Town Syndrome; Hundreds of children across Japan and South Korea are hospitalized or commit suicide, due to strange psychological damage caused by Pokemon: Green and Pokemon: Red. Pat Buchanan is nominated as the U.S. Tax Payer’s Party candidate for President, and the Reform party’s nominee for Governor of Virginia, the latter he is successful at. Mike Huckabee (R-AR) is elected to the Senate. The guillotine replaces the electric chair as the official method of execution for the state of Georgia. Halliburton CEO Dick Cheney (TX) and Senator Alan Keyes (MD) are the Republican nominees in this election. Mexican superhero "Superbarrio Gómez" launches rallies against the Perot administration in California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas, regarding civil rights for Chicano/Latino people. Tensions mount between India and Pakistan after a "zombie attack" is reported along the "line of control" in Srinagar, India. Troy Hurtubise of Hamilton, Ontario, Canada succssfully contracts the "ballistics suit" (a.k.a. "mecha-armor", "Iron Man armor") for the U.S. and Canadian military starting. British health officials unveil "artificial food", as a means to alleviate famine and hunger in Cambridge, England. British government officials announce massive shortages in natural gas, during a televised speech in London, England. "Trekkies" in Little Rock, Arkansas call for Congress to launch impeachment hearings against President Ross Perot. "Visual kei" (Japanese glam-rock gangs) arrive in the United States, clashing with local urban street gangs along the West Coast. Russian oligarchs Boris Berezovsky, Mikhail Khodorkovsky, Alex Konanykhin, Mikhail Fridman, Vladimir Gusinsky, Vitaly Malkin and Vladimir Potanin are credited with control of the government. "Provisional Government General Council" for the Republic of Texas is formed in Austin, with the support of actor Chuck Norris. "Rally for the Bill of Rights" is held at the Washington Monument in defiance of the Perot administration in Washington D.C.; Allied troops battle against North Korean troops in Yonsei and Myongdong, South Korea, despite heavy resistance.
1997: Tensions mount between the Perot administrarion and the Zhirinovsky regime, as 2 American defense satellites are shot down by Russian satellites. Microsoft Web-TV takes off, creating competition for the cable and satellite dish companies. FBI and police officials report organ-harvesting networks in New Orleans, Louisiana, sparking panic and civil unrest. Clonaid is established, providing commercial human clones for infertile and LGBT persons amidst great religious controversy. Major flooding begins to occur in Central Europe along the Elbe and Oder Rivers, sparking a refugee crisis. Action movie star Joseph Estrada is elected in presidential elections in the Philippines on a populist platform. Singer Janet Jackson is placed under arrest in Singapore due to the "graphic nature" of her "Velvet Rope" album. The Puppy Channel is created by retired advertising executive Dan FitzSimons. According to Molly FitzSimons, 41% of people in focus group surveys say they prefer watching the channel to CNBC and 37% prefer it to TBS. Disney Corporation bans LGBT references from its films and products after pressure from Southern Baptist Convention. Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) announce their surrender to government forcs after a nationwide "sex strike" against the leftist cocaine cartel is announced in Bogota, Colombia. A spokesman for NOAA announces that the organization has recorded what appears to be the noise of a “giant, aquatic creature”. The top researchers claim it is not manmade nor does it match any living whale or fish. The public is even more surprised when a noted science fiction author points out that the location of the encounter took place 950 nautical miles away from the location of the late H.P. Lovecraft’s “fictional” city, Rlyeh. Members of Heaven's Gate cult disappear mysteriously after the passage of the Hale-Bopp comet in San Diego, California; Finnish Air Force F-18s confront UFOs in the Lapland area, sparking tensions in the region. "Moller M200G Jetson" makes its hit debut, introducing "flying cars" to the commercial market starting. Riots erupt outside the offices of America Online (AOL) in New York City, New York, amidst complaints of rate hikes and server problems. Lumber industry (a.k.a. "the lumber cartel") launches a national campaign against the Internet in Washington D.C., proclaiming concern for the environment. Reverend Al Sharpton (D-NY) is elected Mayor of New York City. Sam Raimi’s Batman: Intimidation Game is a huge success, with David Duchovny as the Batman, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Bane, Elizabeth Hurley as Poison Ivy, and Michelle Williams as Barbara Gordon/ Batgirl. Marlon Wayans and Billy Dee Williams return as well. The film is notable for the crippling of Bruce Wayne midway through the film, and Dick Grayson replacing him as Batman, with both them working together to take Bane down. Actress Thuy Tran (Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers) dies in a car accident in San Francisco, California. Weezer releases a cover of "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel on mp3. Johnny and Luther Htoo lead the God's Army Guerrillas in Burma, demonstrating "magical powers." These include invulnerability to bullets, mines and the ability to kill by pointing a rifle at the ground and concentrating. Superhero "Supergay" sparks immediate controversy, advocating for the rights of the LGBT community in Mexico City, Mexico. Chinese People's Liberation Army (PLA) reports identifying c. 100,000 known psychics, sparking concern of a "psychic war" in Beijing. Magician David Copperfield marries model Claudia Schiffer, catching the attention of tabloids across the globe. Magician David Blaine displays his flight ability in Brooklyn, New York, before national television cameras. UFOs are witnessed over Mexico City, Mexico, sparking fears of an oncoming apocalypse throughout Latin America. Scientists in Helsinki, Finland; Toronto, Ontario, Canada; and Sheffield England; unveil "gravitic shielding", reproducing the results of Yevgeny Podkletnov. Militia groups in Maricopa County, Arizona announce the creation of the "Country of Arizona" before the United Nations in New York City, New York. U.S. troops enter through the Panhandle region, in an effort to force Texas back into the Union. Russian "Padonki" counterculture launches its rebellion against the government, demanding an end to the Zhirinovsky regime. Martial law is imposed over Hong Kong, after the British government turns over the lease for the region to Chinese officials. South Korea begins broadasting shows into China, in support of the pro-democracy movement. Reverend Al Sharpton leads a rally in support of Korean reunification in New York City, New York. Allied troops uncover mass-graves by North Korean troops, detailing atrocities against civilians.
1998: Apple iMac fails to gain a significant market share, setting Apple to financial ruin; Spain wins the World Cup, after defeating Nigeria and Paraguay in Paris, France. Dean Devlin/ Roland Emmerich launch the Godzilla film franchise, sparking renewed interest in the genre, "Gojira purists" launch suicide bomb attacks against theaters showing the American version of Godzilla. The Avengers starring Uma Thurman and Ralph Fiennes, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. "WWJD" bracelets (e.g. "What Would Jesus Do") and "Promise Keepers" become popular. Economic collapse of the U.S. dollar against the Japanese yen occurs. Iran begins developing long-range missiles for its nuclear weapons program against international pressure. Corpus Christi by Terrence McNally is banned due to nationwide pressure by Christian fundamentalist groups. Desmond Tutu uncovers concrete evidence of Dag Hammarskjold's 1961 assassination. Those who investigated the crash site verify a wound caused by a firearm on the Secretary General's head, as well as holes in the fuselage likely caused by a cannon. Israeli group Dana International makes its hit musical debut with their single "Diva". Doctor Stephen Mak unveils study linking pesticide and GMO intake to cancer rates during a press conference in Boston, Massachusetts. Yahoo! warns users that its accounts have been hacked, spreading a logic bomb/ worm virus across the globe, after the arrest of hacker Kevin Mitnick in San Jose, California; Riots erupt outside the corporate headquarters of America Online (AOL) in New York City, New York. Fighting erupts in Jordan due to massive water shortages, sparking a humanitarian refugee crisis; Turkey and Greece wage war over Cyprus, citing the limited water supply to the island; Riots erupt in Karachi over lack of water, sparking fears of a civil war. George W. Bush (R-TX) is elected Governor of Texas. Jesus Matayoshi, leader of World Economic Community Party and self-professed Messiah, is elected Governor of Okinawa prefecture. He is reelected in 2002, but his ultimate goal is Prime Minister, then Secretary-General of the United Nations. Law professor Barack Obama (D-IL) is elected to the House of Representatives. Actor Phil Hartman commits his unstable wife to a mental hospital. Governor Fred Phelps (D-KS) is reelected. Steven Spielberg’s Saving Private Ryan, wins Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Actor (Tom Hanks). Actor James Earl Jones dies of a heart attack while in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Russian government officials launch an information crackdown after Canadian filmmakers report a "zombie attack" in Zabrovst, Siberia. David Jacobs warns that there are now "alien/human hybrids" infiltrating into human society. Haitian Riots; Riots erupt in Port-au-Prince, Haiti after hundreds of children are blinded after a solar eclipse. "Para-Para" (Japanese synchronized dancing) becomes extremely popular with youth in Japanese society. "American Heritage Festival '98" is proclaimed a "patriotic Woodstock", after thousands of people in support of the militia movement attend in Carthage, Missouri. Korean singer Seo Taiji is credited with the lifting of government censorship restrictions during a ceremony in Seoul. South Korean television broadcasts receive higher ratings the China Central Television (CCTV) during prime time timeslots. "Noraebang" (karaoke boxes) are used to proliferate political messages throughout South Korea, starting in South Korea.
1999: The Phantom Menace makes its hit debut. Wild, Wild West starring Will Smith and Kevin Kline makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. The Mod Squad starring Claire Daines, Giovanni Ribisi and Omar Epps, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Mystery Men starring Ben Stiller, Janeane Garofolo, and Greg Kinnear, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. The footage in the Blair Witch Project is verified as real in Burkittsville, Maryland. Singer Gerri Halliwell of the Spice Girls is placed under arrest in Manila, Philippines for advocating for birth control. Sega Dreamcast solidifies Sega as video game industry leader. Australia becomes a republic after a national referendum. "Amero", North-American currency, is ratified by the United States, Mexico, and Canada, amidst great debate. Great Britain erupts in civil unrest and violence, amidst reports of oil shortages. Members of WHO leaks a document that reports several cases of cannibalism in rural areas of China. Biotechnologically-altered crops are blamed for the creation and proliferation of "super-bugs" across the globe by U.N. officials;Outbreak of malaria occurs in Madrid, Spain. Dogma directed by Kevin Smith is banned due to massive protests by Christian fundamentalists. Lee Carroll and Jan Tober begin proclaiming children born starting in 1999 as "Indigo Children" (spiritually-enlightened). Lee Mingwei becomes the first artificially fertilized male to become pregnant in Beijing, China. Actress/ singer Jennifer Lopez has her buttocks insured in Los Angeles, California. Bill Gates is murdered in Los Angeles, California by Alec Hiddell, sparking paranoia nationwide. Doctor Jack Kevorkian is found innocent of the charge of second-degree murder, but found guilty on the charge of delivering a controlled substance. He will serve three years in prison and his medical license is suspended for four years. However, euthanasia becomes a more favorable option for patients with terminal illness and other cases. When Kevorkian is released and resumes his practice, he will be seen as a trailblazer by many of the medical community and as a murderer by the religious right. John F. Kennedy Jr. is convinced by his wife to take a commercial plane to his cousin Rory’s wedding. Later, a pre-flight inspection on Kennedy’s plane, shows extensive tampering, especially the flaps and breaks. Swedish singer Charlotte Nilsson makes her hit musical debut with her single "Take Me To Your Heaven". Attack of "Blush Spiders" (Arachnius gluteus) kills 5 people in Chicago, Illinois. Drought occurs in Australia, as salt contaminates the local water supply of coastal cities. Ohio State University Riots; Student riots erupt in Columbus, Ohio after students are threatened with expulsion for practicing nudism. Freedom to Be Yourself Rallies; nudism becomes popular in Great Britain because of rallies in London, England. Congress passes the Internet Service Provider (ISP) Act, supported by Microsoft CEO Bill Gates, effectively taxing all transactions and services performed on the Internet, angering many libertarians and civil rights groups, in Washington D.C.; Iraq begins a series of sophisticated cyber-attacks on the Internet. Stanley Kubrick’s last film Eyes Wide Shut, starring Harrison Ford and Charlize Theron, makes its hit debut, despite being rated NC-17 by the MPAA. George Romero’s Resident Evil, starring David Boreanaz and Thora Birch, is an amazing success. Director Clive Barker and Writer George Romero’s remake of The Mummy is a great success, even with the R-rating. Sam Raimi’s Batman Triumphant is a huge success with a great story: Bruce Wayne (this time Kurt Russell) is still recovering from being physically and mentally broken by Bane and haunted by all too real visions of the dead Joker (Jack Nicholson returning) Dick Grayson, still subbing in as Batman (Marlon Wayans reprising his role) protects Gotham with Batgirl (Michelle Williams returning). Scarecrow (Marilyn Manson giving a chilling and psychotic portrayal) and Harley Quinn (an ex-shrink obsessed with the Joker and played by Jenny McCarthy) poison a geneticist (Bruce Campbell), turning him into a hideous man-bat, and have similar plans for Gotham. The Man-Bat commits horrific murders and framing the Batman, leading to the Gotham Police wounding and capturing Dick Grayson, while Batgirl is shot and paralyzed by the “Joker”. Wayne must rise again as the Batman, to save the city, his team, and himself. "Roulette-zoku" (Japanese street-racing gangs) terrorize major cities thoughout Japan, according to police officials. "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, is trafficked in Lusaka, Zambia to Western Europe and Great Britain. "Dalits" (Hindu untouchables) claim a "Sudra Holocaust" during a press conference in New Delhi, India sparking sectarian and ethnic unrest.
2000: Y2K virus signals economic crash. Scientists announce the "Second Coming Project", whereby a clone of Jesus of Nazareth is created using DNA derived from the Shroud of Turin in Berkeley, California, sparking religious controversy."Jesus Day" is proclaimed by Governor George W. Bush in Austin, Texas, sparking religious controversy nationwide. The "Big One"; 7.9 earthquake hits San Francisco, California, sparking concerns about safety throughout the state. Ralph Nader elected. XFL makes its hit debut. Bangkok Disaster; Bangkok, Thailand is evacuate due to massive flooding, creating a massive humanitarian aid disaster and refugee crisis. "O-Town" forms signaling pop-punk revival (note: different band than OTL). Battlefield Earth starring John Travolta makes its hit film debut, amidst concern of Scientologists. NASA reports that there are 1,000 people stationed on the lunar surface, sparking calls for further colonization. Lip-synching and kareoke is banned by The Vietnamese government, sparking riots in major cities across the country. Before leaving office, President Ross Perot signs the National Economic Security and Recovery Act (a.k.a. NESARA) in Washington D.C. Alleged time-traveller John Titor is captured by federal agents in Washington D.C., claiming to be from the year 2036. Oman reports oil shortages, sparking regional and economic tensions throughout the Middle East. Austerity measures are imposed in Great Britain and the United States in response to oil shortages, offset by cold-fusion technology. Lee Mingwei gives birth to a daughter in Beijing, and is promptly awarded 45% of Walt Disney's estate. General Colin Powell (R-NY) is named the Republican Party presidential nominee. Billionaire Donald Trump is the Reform Party nominee for President. John F. Kennedy Jr. (D-NY) is elected to his late Uncle Robert’s seat in the US Senate. Police raid a concert of the Backstreet Boys in Austin, TX for "inappropriate music and dancing". Controversy erupts when British Prince William announces that he is engaged to American singer Brittney Spears. "Big Mouth Billy Bass", animatronic fish becomes a popular household item and toy. The 2001 Pontiac Aztek makes its hit debut. Actress Angelina Jolie and her brother James Haven are exposed having an incestuous affair in Los Angeles, California. Danish group Olsen Brothers makes its hit musical debut with their hit single "Fly on the Wings of Love"."Personalized Vitamins" (Eckerd Drugs) become a popular health food item. Civil unrest and riots erupt in Tel Aviv and Jerusalem, threatening to overturn the Israeli government due to lack of water. The live action Sailor Moon movie; starring: Britney Spears, Geena Davis, Selma Blair, Reese Witherspoon, Alyssa Milano, and Christina Ricci, make its debut. Mel Logan (U.S. Labor/D-WY) is elected to the Senate. Mary Ruwart (L-TX) is elected to the Senate. The Democratic National Convention is a madhouse again, and through much fighting, the controversial former Governor of Kansas, Fred Phelps, and Senator Geraldine Ferraro are nominated for President and Vice President. Phelps’ nomination is enough to drive many loyal Democrats to vote for the Green Party. Businessman Herman Cain (R-GA) is elected Governor of that state. Senator Robert Redford is elected Vice President as a Green. M. Night Shylaman’s Unbreakable is a huge success and spawns two sequels. Malcolm in the Middle starring Frankie Muniz and ryan Cranston, makes its hit debut on UPN-TV. Magician David Blaine places himself in a block of ice for 63.5 hours in Las Vegas, Nevada. "Cyborg" (a.k.a. Kevin Warwick), Oxford University, establishes the "Robot League" demanding civil rights for "cybernetic life-forms". "Ganguro", based on California beach culture, becomes a popular fashion with Japanese female youth nationwide. New York Times writers Margaret Mittelbach and Michael Crawsden uncovered a "vampire underground" in New York City, New York. Black separtist "Empress" Verdiacee Goston proclaims independence for the "Washitaw Nation" in Shreveport, Louisiana. Federal government moves to nationalize dwindling supplies of oil and natural gas production. Legislatures in Texas, Oklahoma and Louisiana react by seceding, and move to nationalize these resources themselves. Pitched battles with federal forces follow, resulting in the destruction of several oilfield sites on both sides of the newly-established border. Mah Bow Tan launches a campaign cracking down on non-Mandarin Chinese speakers, starting in Beijing, China. Russian "Padonki" leader Dmitry Sokolovsky establishes the "Udaff", Internet site based on AOL model, in Moscow, Russia as means to undermine the government. Police officials launch a massive crackdown on an organ-legging syndicate based in New Delhi, India. Kim Dae Jung announces peace talks to end the Second Korean War, during a conference in Paris, France.
2001: Authorities in New Delhi, India report finding the Monkey-man, it is a hideous 5 foot 4 inch monster with glowing eyes. Civil war erupts in Karachi, Pakistan, as military forces crackdown on water-riots, sparking tensions along the Indo-Pakistan border. India and Pakistan border conflict over Kashmir goes nuclear. WHO/CDC officials report organ-harvesting networks erupt in Iraq, Jordan, and Syria, sparking riots throughout the Middle East. U.N. officials report the loss of the last portions of the rainforest worldwide. Segway PT vehicles become popular upon introduction, becoming major bestsellers. Planet of the Apes directed by Tim Burton, starring Mark Wahlberg, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. MP Michael Portillo is elected Prime Minister after Prime Minister William Hague leaves office. Reports of cannibalism explode worldwide, after FDA agents uncover "Manbeef.com" in Los Angeles, California. Sewer Gators; New York population of alligators explodes as alligators are seen throughout Central Park. Britney Spears is injured and Justin Timberlake die in a car accident in Beverly Hills, California. Estonian singers Tanel Padar, Dave Benton and 2XL make their hit musical debut with their hit single "Everybody". Yahoo! censors all pornographic material from searches; Doctor Michael Pinkus warns of an epidemic of "enzyme deficiency" as a worldwide health crisis. Actor Tom Cruise is "outted" as a homosexual after a sex video with him and his male lover are posted on the internet. Doctor Hulda Clark announces in Mexico City, Mexico a treatment based on electrical therapy, halting the AIDS/HIV virus. Great-white shark attacks a U.S. Navy training exercise Blackhawk helicopter in San Francisco, California, attacking a Navy SEAL in-training. Maxwell Taylor Kennedy (D-MA) is appointed to House of Representatives from the 9th Massachusetts congressional district. Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of A Clockwork Orange, starring Angelina Jolie as Alex, is released to great success. Eliot Greenspan (U.S. Labor-NJ) is elected Governor. Tensions mount in North Africa, after a "zombie attack" is reported in Sidi-Moussa, Morocco. Self-proclaimed messiah Jehovah Wanyonyi of Mount Elgon, Kenya is proclaimed a messiah after reportedly curing people of AIDS/HIV, threatening an "apocalyptic event" unless he is given $3.5 billion. Superheroine "Zora" makes her debut, acting as a "international private investigator, a bounty hunter and bail bonds enforcer..." Superhero "Mr. Magnet" (a.k.a. Liew Thow Lin) unveils his powers over magnetism and electricity in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Magician Criss Angel (a.k.a."Mindfreak") sparks controversy after successfully predicting 9/11 attacks on Washington D.C. and New York City, New York. Religious violence and civil unrest erupts nationwide after scientists with the "Second Coming Project" the successful birth of a clone of Jesus of Nazareth in Berkeley, California. Last new gold deposits are tapped out worldwide, sparking economic chaos within the commodities market. Police officials launch a massive crackdown on "Boso-zoku" and "Roulette-zoku", with mixed results throughout Japan. Pro-ana (a.k.a. "thinspiration" groups/anorexia society) spread throughout the United States and Western Europe, after appearing on The Oprah Winfrey Show. Ranch Rescue and Minutemen Militias launch raids against the U.S./Mexican border, to "defend against illegal immigrants..." Korean celebrity Ahn Jae-wook begins promoting Asian unity, during rallies in Japan, China, Taiwan and South Korea. Korean celebrities Jang Dong-gun and Kim Nam-ju help forge a Korean alliance for Asian unity with Vietnam. Vatican officials condemn the religious policies of the coalition government in Seoul, sparking sectarian conflict.
2002: Chinese national soccer team qualifies for the World Cup, after a dramatic regional match; Brazil eliminated early in the World Cup matches, France and Argentina battle for the World Cup, starting. Friendster and Zune make their hit debuts. Vanilla Coke makes its hit debut. "Freedom Fries" make their debut. Anna Kournikova dazzles the tennis world. President Ralph Nader and his secretary of Health and Human Services introduce Tae-bo as a required athletic exercise for physical education in public schools. The Adventures of Pluto Nash starring Eddie Murphy. Chris Webber leads the Sacramento Kings to the NBA Championship. Atkins Diet, consisting of low carbohydrate diets, becomes popular. Singer Cher is placed under arrest on obscenity charges in Los Angeles, California amidst great controversy. Women's National Basketball Association (WNBA) becomes popular nationwide. Jean-Marie Le Pen elected President of France, sparking riots. Plug and Play Videogames grow in popularity. Pepsi Blue is released. Burger King introduces the Veggie Burger, in an effort to promote healthier diets for consumers. Iraqi government officials are exposed purchasing yellow cake uranium from the government of Niger, sparking tensions throughout the Middle East. WHO/CDC officials report that the "blonde gene" would "disappear" within 200 years, during a press conference in Atlanta, Georgia. Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has sexual relations with former Italian Prime Minister Anna Ilona Staller in exchange for United Nations weapons inspectors to enter into the country for "weapons of mass destruction". Sudanese Civil War ends, Darfur gains independence, after Samira Ahmed leads a Lysistrata "sex boycott". SEC investigators capture alleged time-traveller Andrew Carlssin in New York City, New York for "insider trading". Massive famine and drought are reported throughout China, sparking riots and civil unrest nationwide. Survive This! (NBC-TV), a reality television series where female contestants are pursued by actual criminals makes its hit debut. Senator Paul Wellstone (D-MN) is killed mysteriously in a plane crash. The 2003 Saturn Ion makes its hit debut. Latvian singer Marie N makes her hit musical debut with her hit single "I Wanna". Australian singer/actress Kylie Minogue poses for Playboy magazine reviving her popularity. Indian Civil War; Religious and ethnic tensions explode, exasperated by the nuclear strikes, and the lack of water, and famine; Turkey and Israel begin construction of desalination plants. Lt. Governor Kathleen Kennedy Townsend (D-MD) is elected Governor. Ed Thompson (L-WI) is elected Governor. Mark Shriver (D-MD) is elected to Congress from the 8th Maryland Congressional district. Nancy Spannaus (U.S. Labor-VA) is elected to the Senate. Film Producer Aaron Russo (L-NV) is elected Governor of Nevada. David Cobb (G-TX) is elected Attorney General. Russell Means (I-NM) is elected Governor of that state. Congressman Barack Obama is elected Governor of Illinois. Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger (R) and Hustler founder Larry Flint (D) are elected Governor and Lieutenant Governor of California. Janet Reno (D) is elected Governor of Florida. Former Representative Joseph P. Kennedy II (D) is elected Governor of Massachusetts. Enéas Ferreira Carneiro, Partido da Reedificação da Ordem Nacional, (PRONA) is elected president in Brazilian elections, raising tensions with the United States. American Idol hosted by Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul, makes its hit debut on the UPN-TV. U.S. Coast Guard officials report a "zombie attack" in Saint Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands, sparking panic. Northwestern University Riots; Elliot Smith, in a drug-addled state sparks a riot at Northwestern University, destroying portions of Chicago, Illinois. Superhero "Angle-Grinder Man" makes his debut in London, England, in defiance of local laws and police officials. Magician David Blaine hovers in mid-air in Bryant Park in New York City, New York for 35 hours. World oil production collapses, amidst international fuel shortages, sparking economic chaos and civil unrest. "Gyaru-moji" (Japanese street language) becomes popular nationwide, despite police and military efforts at crackdown. Actress Kate Mulgrew and actor Scott Bakula call upon "Trekkies" to embrace the cause of LGBT rights in Los Angeles, California. KGB Purge; Police and military officials led by Vladimir Putin are purged from government after links to drug-trafficking and human-trafficking are uncovered by Alexander Litvinenko. "Hanryu" (Korean wave) craze for for all things Korean takes place throughout the Pacific Rim, fuelled with prospects for reunification, promoted in Seoul. Anti-American sentiment led by Noh Moo-hyun, demanding troop withdrawal, arises across the Korean Peninsula after the accidental death of 2 girls by American soldiers.
2003: SARS virus signals further trouble for global economy. Brazilian military and government officials report the mass abduction of Project Portal cult members in Corghinho, Brazil, the largest recorded mass UFO abduction of individuals in history. Daredevil starring Ben Affleck, Michael Duncan Clark and Jennifer Garner makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Actor Ben Affleck and Actress Jennifer Lopez are married in Beverly Hills, California, sparking international attention. Singer Marilyn Manson and music group Dixie Chicks are placed under arrest after attacking music censorship laws. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are placed under arrest for obscenity charges in Los Angeles, California sparking national debate. Iraq gains the nuclear bomb. Jerry Springer (D-OH) announces his U.S. Senate bid in Cincinnati, Ohio. Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal lead the Los Angeles Lakers to the NBA Championship. Riots and civil unrest erupt as reports of oil shortages take place in Mexico. Law enforcement officials in Juarez, Mexico report that the drug cartels have entered into the organ-harvesting trade. New Hampshire proclaims itself a Libertarian "free state" after a mass migration of Libertarian Party members. Michelle Wie sparks national interest in the LPGA and women's golf after winning the U.S. Women's Open. Patriotic Americans Boycotting Anti-American Hollywood (a.k.a. PABAAH) launches the "Fire Hollywood" campaign, boycotting films with perceived anti-American ideas or themes; Calls for U.S. military action in the Middle East are cancelled after Lysistrata "sex boycotts". Mary Cheney (R-WY) goes to Baghdad, Iraq from Amman, Jordan to act as a "human shield" against war against Iraq. "Rainbow Parties", orgies primarily identified by teenagers and large numbers of partners, becomes popular after media exposure by Oprah Winfrey, sparking concern with public health officials. Iranian military officials announce that they have nuclear ICBM capability, raising tensions between Iran and Israel. Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein is proven to have funded Al-Qaeda starting in 1994, during U.S. Congressional hearings. Gods & Generals based on the novel by Jeffrey Shaara, starring Robert Duvall and Jeff Daniels makes its hit film debut. Writer Mark Millar uncovers a script for The Batman written by Orson Welles in Hollywood, California. "Bambi Hunts"; Police officials in Las Vegas, Nevada report the hunting of nude women in the Nevada desert by upper-class customers. With the popularity of the anime Cowboy Bebop, misattributed quotes, statements, reaseach mistakes, et. al are called "Cowboy Bebop at his computer" (CBACH) or pronounced "see-back"). Penthouse goes bankrupt, after massive protests by Christian fundamentalist groups. Paradise by Glyn O'Malley is banned due to pressure nationwide from local Muslim groups; The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler is banned due to pressure from Christian conservative groups. Political leaders Dick Cheney, Fidel Castro and Nelson Mandela die of natural causes. A former Chinese Triad gangster says that Bruce Lee was murdered by his organization in 1973. Hustler founder Larry Flynt (D-CA) is elected Governor in the recall election. Turkish singer Sertab Erener makes her hit musical debut with her hit single "Every Way That I Can". "Cat-Eye Game Bike" (Sony Playstation) allows players to play various games through "exer-gaming"; "Journey to the Wild Divine" (Wild Divine), sponsored by Deepak Chopra, combines biofeedback and "exer-gaming". "Moller M400 Skycar" makes its hit debut, introducing "luxury flying cars" to the commercial market. "Allied Aerotechnics VTOL Aerobie" makes its hit debut, described by consumers as an "Air Ducati", introducing "flying motorbikes" to the commercial market. French President Jean Marie Le Pen demands that the bodies of American soliders from WWI and WWII be transferred from French soil; Underground media groups uncover the construction of "superships" to deal with the "cataclysmic global flooding" caused by the "global shift" in the Rocky Mountains (US/Canada); Himalayas (PRC); Ural Mountains (RUS) and the Swiss Alps (EU). 60 Minutes (CBS-TV) reports hydrogen peroxide treatments as an effective medical treatment for the AIDS/HIV virus. Anti-Asian race riots erupt in New York City, Sacramento, and Toronto over outbreaks of SARs outbreaks. Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar poses nude in Playboy magazine, launching her film and television career. Tanzanian government collapses due to a combination of toxic waste, famine and drought. University of Michigan Riots; student riots erupt at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, Michigan, after police and university officials attempt to stop the "Naked Mile" races. Beyond Good & Evil (Ubisoft) action-oriented video game makes its hit debut, spawning a muti-game franchise. Taiwan votes to become part of the United States. Former House Speaker Rush Limbaugh arrested and convicted of illegally obtaining prescription drugs. Ex-convict Neil Bush is found dead of an overdose in a Hong Kong hotel suite. Actor Sonny Landham is elected the first Libertarian Governor of Kentucky. Actor Carl Weathers is elected Governor of Louisiana as an Independent. Joss Whedon announces that Firefly (FOX-TV) has moved to the UPN-TV network, lasting for an additional 5 seasons. Touched By An Angel (CBS-TV) is banned by the FCC, after complaints that it "mentioned religion too heavily". Korean officials dub French self-proclaimed messiah Claude Maurice Marcel Vorilhon a "national security threat" in Seoul, South Korea. Yves Rossi (a.k.a. "Jet Man") demonstrates his "mecha-armor" by flying over Paris, France. Jungfrau Mystery Park in Interlaken, Switzerland popularizing the "ancient astronaut" theories of Erich von Däniken becomes a major tourist destination. Martin Tajmar unveils the link to "gravito-magnetic" link to "anti-gravity" while conducting research in Vienna, Austria. Former basketball player Earvin "Magic" Johnson enters into a coma in Los Angeles, California after medical complications related to his AIDS/HIV treatment. Religious officials in Mecca, Saudi Arabia report the biological mutation into a simian of a woman who had "disgraced the Koran". Nibiru Passage; Planet Nibiru passes near Earth, sparking natural disasters across the globe; Thousands of pets euthanized in Los Angeles, California; Yuko Chino organizes preparation efforts in Tokyo, Japan. U.S. Justice Department is authorized by the courts to crackdown in "Wiggers" (White-Negro) in a ruling. With worldwide oil shortages, Mikhail Khodorkovsky (Yukos Oil) becomes one of the richest men on earth. U.S. forces stopped in the hills of central Texas, ending bloody "Gulf or Bust" campaign. Rebel forces begin to retake lost territory. "National Identification Cards" (NIC) are imposed by the Chinese government, and are required for all consumer purchases, housing, medical care, and work permits from all civilians. Health officials report that local children in Bengal, India urinating live beetles, sparking a massive panic.
2003-2007: "Flexisexuality" trend spreads as "3rd Sexual Revolution" occurs.
2004: The draft is reinstated in the United States by President Ralph Nader. Howard Dean (D-VT) is elected President of the United States. Nick Clooney (D-KY), father of actor George Clooney, is elected to the House of Representatives. The meeting between Senator John Kerry and Satanist Anton LaVey in 1982 is exposed by the press. Christians in Meulahboh, Aceh, Indonesia claim to have been spared the wrath of a tsunami, after "divine intervention" occured. War in the Balkans collapses in "Vietnam War fashion" for the United States and Russia; Howard Dean elected President amidst global political turmoil. Hugo-Chavez led ALBA challenges FTAA, effectively dividing all of Latin America into 2 political/military camps. San Simeon Quake; 6.5 earthquake takes place in San Simeon, California sparking concern of future quakes across the state. With the loss of Quebec, Canadian Alliance led by MP Stephen Harper, leads a conservative government. Action movie star Fernando Poe Jr. is elected in presidential elections in the Philippines on a populist platform. Former NBA Player Charles Barkley wins the Alabama gubernatorial campaign in 2004, touted as the "new face of the GOP". Jerry Springer (D-OH) wins his bid for the U.S. Senate. Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka (R-IL) wins the U.S. Senate seat. OPEC reports "oil production plateau", sparking regional and economic tensions. Amidst great controversy, inspired by Arnold Schwarzenegger, constitutional amendment allowing for citizens not born in the United States to become president is ratified. Singers Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake are placed under arrest on obscenity charges after Timberlake exposes the breasts of Janet Jackson on national television. "Toothing", the sexual practice of using PDAs and Blueototh phones as a means to choose random partners begins in Great Britain. Film What The #$%& Do We Know? directed by William Arntz, starring Marlee Matlin, popularizes the spiritual idea of "We create our own reality..." Godzilla Final Wars, the 50th anniversary film, makes it's hit debut, taking in over $500 million and receives rave reviews. The official director is listed as "Alan Smithee". Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events starring Jim Carrey, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Warner Bros releases Batman vs. Superman to great success. Directed by Wolfgang Petersen and starring Christian Bale as Batman, David Boreanaz as Superman, Tim Roth as Lex Luthor, James Franco as Joker, Jessica Biel as Lois Lane, Alyson Hannigan as Lana Lang, and Sarah Michelle Gellar as Bruce Wayne’s fiancée. Comedian Andy Kaufman reveals that he "faked his death" during a press conference in New York City, New York. Actor Ben Affleck wins a seat in the House of Representatives representing Boston, Massachusetts. Coca-Cola Corporation revives the Max Headroom television ad campaign with the rise of Vocaloids. A survey concerning the intelligence of Presidential candidates in 2004, shows that Governor George W. Bush has the lowest IQ of those listed and against past Presidential candidates. Republican presidential candidate governor George W. Bush is exposed for going AWOL from the National Guard in 1972 and 1973 by Colonel Jerry Killian, (ret.) U.S. Army. Giant human skeletons are found throughout Greece and the Middle East. Fox news commentator Bill O’Reilly is fired for sexually harassing an employee. He settles the civil suit out of court and returns to writing smut novels. A work print of Orson Welles’ long rumored Moonraker adaptation, titled Hell is Here had been discovered in Welles’ estate. It shows Dirk Bogarde as 007 and Peter Lorre and Welles himself as the villains. Ukrainian singer Ruslana makes her hit musical debut with her hit single "Wild Dances". Medical and health care officials report of outbreaks of "electrical hypersensitivty". WHO/CDC officials report outbreaks of "Zulican" virus in India, Sri Lanka, Maldives, and Indonesia, spread through local fish. Actor Dennis Leary popularizes tantric sex after discussing the "One Hour Orgasm" on Rescue Me (FX-TV). Former adult entertainment actress Marilyn Chambers (Personal Choice Party-CA) is sworn in as Mayor of San Francisco. George Miller’s Mad Max: Fury Road successfully reboots the franchise, with Charlize Theron as the new "Mad Max", or rather, "Mad Maxine" Kevin Smith’s Green Hornet, starring Jake Gyllenhaal as Britt Reid and Japanese actress Ayako Fujitani as Kato, opens to great success and starts a franchise. Craig Isherwood, Citizens Election Council (CEC), is elected president in Australian federal elections. Comedian Artie Lange dies of a major drug overdose while performing in Las Vegas, Nevada. Anujan Panchadcharam (a.k.a. "The Polarman") sparks international controversy, demanding autonomy for aboriginal people in Iqaluit, Nunavut, Canada. Magician David Blaine places himself underwater for 44 days without oxygen below the Thames River in London, England. Oscar Pistorius of Johannesburg, South Africa is banned from the Summer Olympics, due to his cybernetic limbs "providing an unfair advantage..." Swedish King Carl XVI Gustaf is assassinated at the Summer Olympics in Athens, Greece, sparking civil unrest and panic nationwide. Texarkana Accords are signed, ending the Second Civil War. Oklahoma, Texas and Louisiana become three separate sovereign nations, referred to as the "Free Oil States". "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, begins appearing throughout South Africa. Russian "Udaff" sites under Dmitry Sokolovsky, begin broadcasting underground news and political resistance.
2005: Outgoing President Nader (G-CT) pardons former President LaRouche, causing the political "shit to hit the fan". LaRouche is not invited to Dean’s inauguration, and will not set foot in the White House again until President Palin’s invitation for a photo-op (believed to be out of spite for the “sane” Democrats). Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY) is elected Mayor of New York City. The television show Commander-in-Chief (ABC-TV) starring Geena Davis makes its hit debut and will last five seasons. Harrison Ford takes the lead role in Syriana and wins the Academy Award for Best Actor. Right-wing and libertarian activists form the Tea Party, a movement to protest President Dean’s agenda. It will survive his Presidency, and become its own party. Actress Jane Fonda is murdered at a signing for her biography, by Navy veteran Michael A. Smith. OPEC reports "peak oil" production, sparking an economic crisis. Danica Patrick wins the Indianapolis 500, becoming the first woman to win the race in the event's history. Tupperware parties are revived through viral marketing in the United States and Canada. Calls for U.S. military action in the Middle East are cancelled after Lysistrata "sex boycotts". Space Cadets (CBS-TV) reality television show, a competition to travel into space makes its hit debut. The People's Republic of China becomes the owner of Costco, and uses shipments to bring over weapons for gang members. Ave Maria, Florida is established by Tom Monaghan, founder of Domino's Pizza, as a "Christian sanctuary". Pokemon emerges as the most played card game. Greek singer Helena Paparizou makes her hit musical debut with her hit single "My Number One". Medical and health care officials warn of the dangers of "Reward Deficiency Syndrome" (RDS). "Bodypad" (Sony Playstation) introduces VR-fighting and martial arts to the world of "exer-gaming". "Lost" episode of Spongebob Square Pants (NICK-TV) is aired, featuring the morbid storyline of the suicide of Squidward, and reportedly the murder of a child, sparking a cancellation of the show. Cancer patient Shona Holmes of Waterdown, Ontario, launches a campaign for an end to the Canadian universal health-care system, sparking tensions between the United States and Canada. IBM, Apple and Dell Computers announce the creation of the first commercial biochip "interface" during a press conference in in San Jose, California. Indian government officials demand the arrest of Nirmala Srivastava, for "dishonoring national pride" during a rally in Chindawara, India. UFOs are seen over Phoenix, Arizona, causing the USAF and police to be activated to investigate. "Erokawa" (Japanese sex gangs) become extremely popular with youth in Japanese society, sparking national controversy. British officials launch a crackdown on "Chav" (British urban youth gangs) culture in major cities and urban centers. Russian oligarchs are reported to be using stem cell injections from aborted fetuses in an effort to maintain youth.
2006: Eragon based on the novels by Christopher Paolini makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Peter Jackson announces his new projects: Son of Kong and King Kong: Into the Wolf’s Lair. Microsoft officials in Seattle, Washington announce the elimination of "Spam" as a problem of electronic communications. South Beach Diet, identifying "good fats" and "good carbs", becomes popular. "Unite the Right" movement occurs in Canada. Last coal mine worldwide is closed, amidst political controversy and economic instability. Chinese government suffers civil unrest and ethnic violence as the goverment begins to collapse. Flanders secedes from Belgium, sparking ethnic and sectarian tensions throughout Western Europe. Civil unrest and panic erupt nationwide, after reports of UFO sightings take place across Australia. The Secret by Rhonda Byrne popularizes the "law of attraction" as a spiritual belief. HD-DVDs become a major bestseller for personal film home entertainment. Radio personality Howard Stern is placed under arrest for obscenity charges in New York City, New York. Former Italian Prime Minister Anna Ilona Staller has sexual relations with Osama bin Laden in an effort to prevent war from spreading in the Middle East. Great American Boycott; Illegal immigrants paralyze the economy by launching a national work stoppage. Actor Christopher Walken announces his exploratory committee for an independent bid for the presidency, during a speech in New York City, New York. Talk-show host Oprah Winfrey comes "out of the closet" with Gayle King in Chicago, Illinois. Comedian Will Farrell dies in a paragliding accident in Southern California. The "Free Hugs" campaign is popular across the globe. The Pacific Northwest of the United States is struck by a "mega tsunami" causing much loss of life and property. A year later, floating wreckage reaches the shores of Japan. Pat Robertson says "I told you so". People get scared. The BBC shows the program "the Plot Against Harold Wilson", an expose that shows Her Majesty and the Royal Army covertly overthrowing PM Harold Wilson in 1974, the truth about the IRA attack on Heathrow airport, and the murder of Interim Prime Minister Lord Mountbatten by communist agents, not the IRA. Former Prime Minister Thatcher, Mountbatten's successor, is heavily implicated in the coup as well. Adult entertainer Mary Carey is elected Lieutenant Governor of California as an Independent; Jack Carter (D-NV), son of former Georgia Governor, is elected to the Senate. Donald Trump (R-NY) is elected Governor. Turner Classic Movies buys a miraculously surviving copy of the lost Lon Chaney film London after Midnight. After three years and more than million dollars, the newly restored film premieres on TCM, introduced by Robert Osborne and Chaney’s great-grandson, Ron. Military veteran Tammy Duckworth (D-IL) is elected to the House of Representatives by the 6th Illinois congressional district. Actor Paul Newman (D-CT) is elected to the US Senate. Actor Martin Sheen (D-OH) is elected a US Senator. Military veteran Andrew J. Duck (D-MD) is elected to the House of Representatives by the 6th Maryland Congressional district. He’ll lose reelection in 2008, but wins the seat back in 2010. Patrick J. Kennedy (D-RI), son of the late Senator Ted Kennedy, is elected to the Senate. Finnish heavy metal band Lordi makes its hit debut with their hit single "Hard Rock Hallelujah"; it is immediately banned in Great Britain and the United States. Outbreak of "Morangos com Açúcar Virus" according to health officials in Lisbon, Portugal. Actress Kristanna Loken announces her engagement to her Bloodrayne costar, Michelle Rodriguez. WHO/CDC officials report a direct causal link between abortion and breast cancer rates in women. New Orleans, Louisiana is completely flooded, due to greenhouse effect and poor civil engineering. Governor Bush (R-TX) is defeated by Kinky Friedman (I-TX) in the gubernatorial election. After leaving office, Bush will accept President Dean’s offer of appointing him Baseball Commissioner. Rick Perry (D) is elected Lieutenant Governor of Texas, and succeeds Friedman in 2010. Anthony Shriver (D) is elected Governor of Florida. Michael Steele (R-MD) is elected to the Senate. Escape from Earth, the third Snake Plissken movie, is released to decent success. Peter Camejo (G-CA) is elected Governor. Yoshimitsu Banno’s Godzilla 3D to the Max is a huge success. Malaysian troops launch a massive crackdown on "Sky Kingdom" led by self-proclaimed messiah "Ayah Pin" (a.k.a. Ariffin Mohammed) in Besut, Terengganu, Malaysia, forcing many of the followers into Narathiwat, Thailand. Vigilante "Red Arrow" sparks controversy, battling against the Chinese People's Liberation Army (PLA) in Hong Kong. British and Australian officials begin allowing "psychic forensics" into criminal investigations and cases. Metahuman Jou Tsung Hwa defects to the United States demonstrating weapons-level pyrokinesis in Los Angeles, California. Psychiatric officials in Albany, New York report thousands of people encountering a person entering a dream. British heir Prince William proclaims himself a member of the "Chav" culture in London, England, causing a cessation in police crackdown on "Chav". Police amd military officials launch a crackdown on "Flaite" (Chilean urban youth gangs) in Santiago, Chile. Wong Kan Seng launches a campign to promote Mandarin Chinese nationwide as a hip and dynamic language, banning any pop culture material without Mandarin Chinese, starting in Beijing. Ukranian "Fofudja" religious fundamentalists launch protests against the Russian government in major cities nationwide. Mahim Creek Miracle; Mahim Creek in Bombay, India is transformed from a salt-filled and polluted river into a "sweet" and freshwater river. Government and police officials launch a massive crackdown on "Dalit" (Hindi untouchables) starting in Mumbai. Islamic fundamentalists launch a "love jihad" (rape campaign) in major cities throughout India, sparking sectarian violence and civil unrest.
2007: The Golden Compass based on the novels by Philip Pullman, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. United Nations Computer Rights Pact is signed in Geneva, Switzerland, insuring the rights of all persons regarding "electronic commerce". United Nations Computer Appeals Network (UNCAN) is established at the Hague, Netherlands, sparking controversy amongst free-speech advocates. Singer Tay Zonday makes his hit musical single "Chocalate Rain", becoming a hit across the globe. Gay Canadian singer Samwell releases his hit musical single "What, What (In the Butt)", advocating for LGBT tolerance. Civil unrest and panic erupt nationwide, after reports of UFO sightings take place across Haiti. David Horowitz warns of the dangers of "Islamofascism" in Washington D.C., sparking international tensions. Islamic fundamentalists launch terrorist attacks against the United States. Jamie Lynn Spears promotes virginity and chastity across the United States. David Beckham's arrival to the Los Angeles Galaxy, sparks "Soccermania" across the United States. Greenhouse temperatures rise as methane levels soar due to the rise in temperatures in Siberia. Tensions mount as Iran announces thar it has pointed its nuclear weapons at Israel, raising tensions throughout the region. Tennis star Martina Hingis poses nude for Playboy magazine, sparking controversy about women athletes. Actor Mel Gibson announces his candidacy for the U.S. presidency, based on social conservative ideas, in Los Angeles, California. Comeback player Rugby player Jonah Lomu leads the All-Blacks, winning the Rugby World Cup. Soda-Stream, home carbonation units for soda, become popular as a means to create inexpensive soft drinks. Ave Maria, Florida is established by Tom Monaghan, founder of Domino's Pizza, as a "Christian sanctuary". Philadelphia, San Antonio, Arlington, and the Statue of Liberty are destroyed by stolen nuclear weapons. NEST teams defuse another weapon and determine it to be of Russian origin. A terrorist claiming to be an Imam from Saudi Arabia, is arrested for reckless driving and confesses that he had a hand in the attacks. Once again, Pat Robertson says "I told you so". More people get scared. Actor Zach Braff commits suicide. Serbian singer Marija Šerifović makes her hit debut with her hit single "Molitva". WHO/CDC officials report an outbreak of disease in Chalco, Mexico, sparking civil unrest and panic nationwide. Venice, Italy is completely underwater due to floooding, sparking a humanitarian crisis in the region. South African scientist Freddie Isaacs announces a treatment for the AIDS/HIV virus in Johannesburg; Gambian President Yahya Jammeh announces the development for a vaccine for the AIDS/HIV virus, sparking praise from the medical community; Ghanian Doctor Akumoah-Boateng announces a similar herbal remedy for AIDS/HIV. Iranian government officials announce a similar cure for AIDS/HIV, during a press conference in Tehran. Riots erupt throughout Iran, amidst government attempts to ban Western music, especially rap and heavy metal music in Tehran; Reverend Al Sharpton leads a rally in New York City demanding an end to rap music from Universal and Sony record companies. Hotel heiress Paris Hilton poses nude for Playboy magazine, despite complaints of media overexposure. A strange and mystical being called "the Holder" is seen for the first time in psychiatric wards and asylums across the globe. Osama Bin Laden’s dialysis fails and he dies soon after. Ghost Rider opens to great reviews and is the fifth most financially successful film in 2007. Drought plagues the region of Sydney, Australia as the water supply for the city reaches critical levels. Superhero "Chōjin Neigā" appears in Nikaho, Japan as the "defender of Akita prefecture". José Luis de Jesús Miranda proclaims himself "Jesus Christ and the Anti-Christ" in Miami, Florida, displaying his paranormal powers on his television broadcasts. Superhero "Raja Gigi" (a.k.a. Rathakrishnan Velu) unveils his powers of strength and force in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Pamela Foster of Atlanta, Georgia leads an pro-war/pro-American/anti-Muslim "I'll Care When" rally in Atlanta, Georgia, winning support from Tea Party members. U.S. Justice Department approves the use of "sick sticks", non-lethal weapons, which can trigger vommiting in opposition forces in Washington D.C.; Chinese health officials in Guangzhou, Guangdong, unveil "artificial eggs" in an effort to deal with avian influenza outbreaks. Russian oligarchs led by Boris Berezovsky, Konstantin Kagalovsky and Abram Reznikov begin seizing political and underworld power in Great Britain. "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, begins appearing in the American Midwest. Reports of cannibalism of human fetuses take place in Taipei, Taiwan amidst food shortages caused by Chinese military action. "Peace Centers" are established by the coalition government in Pyongyang and major cities in the former North Korean state.
2008: Governor Sarah Palin is elected President of the United States, defeating President Howard Dean, despite reports Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin made a pornographic film. Senator John McCain attempts to draft actor Clint Eastwood to run for President as a Republican, but fails. Former Governor Jesse Ventura is elected to the Senate from Minnesota. He is an independent but caucuses the Libertarians and Democrats. Dmitry Medvedev successfully heads up the Russian transition to pro-Western democracy. Russian singer Dima Bilan makes his hit debut with his hit single "Believe" in 2008, which is used as a presidential campaign song for Dmitry Medvedev. Chessmaster Garry Kasparov becomes the leader of the democratic underground in Moscow, sparking international attention. Brazilian soccer player Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima (a.k.a. Ronaldo) is forced into retirment after severe injuries sustained. Construction begins on the NAFTA superhighway, across Mexico, the United States, and Canada. Saffron Terror; Indian Hindutva ultra-nationalists overthrow the government. France reports massive oil shortages, sparking civil unrest and violence. Portions of New York City, New York experience flooding. Massive flooding causes 50% of London to be submerged underwater, despite massive tide barriers. Major flooding occurs along the major rivers of Germany, sparking civil unrest and violence. Radio messages spark military tensions between Iran and Iraq, attempting to draw the U.S. into the conflict. Iranian military forces launch attacks against Israel, amidst the threat of a nuclear war in the region. Russian military forces enter into the Middle East, Israel launches a pre-emptive strike into Iran, Syria launches attacks throughout the region, Russia threatens nuclear strikes against the United States. Iceland is upheld as a model of political and economic stability. Speed Racer directed by the Wachowski Brothers, starring Christina Ricci and John Goodman, makes its hit debut. Tamagotchi: The Movie makes its hit film debut, reviving interest in Tamagotchi artificial pets. The Spirit starring Scarlett Johansen and Samuel L. Jackson, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise; The Spiderwick Chronicles basedon the children's novels, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Professional bicyclist Lance Armstrong wins the Tour de France in Paris, sealing his comeback; Brett Favre leads the New York Jets to the Super Bowl. Rapper Snoop Dogg becomes a Mormon in Salt Lake City, Utah. Philippine law enforcement authorities announce a police crackdown on organ-harvesting networks in Manila. Miley Cyrus dies in a car accident. Dr. Jack Kevorkian (Independent) is elected to the House of Representatives by the Michigan 9th congressional district. He will serve only 1 and ½ terms before he passes away in 2011. Health officials in Dodoma, Tanzania report a disease outbreak, sparking a humanitarian crisis. Two hunters find the corpse of a Bigfoot in Northern Georgia. Signs indicate it was shot by a high powered rifle, but cause of death is determined to be poison. The body is put on ice until scientists have the opportunity to do more extensive study. Las Vegas, Nevada is evacuated by FEMA officials after the water supply of Lake Mead collapses. Simon Ashton launches a brutal "hacker attack" against the United States from Great Britain, sparking tensions between the two countries. Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen (a.k.a. the Olsen Twins) pose nude for Playboy magazine, in an effort to discard their wholesome image. FEMEN led by Anna Hustol, leads female college students in nudist political protests throughout major cities in the Ukraine. Law enforcement officials report the "Grifter" viral video, blaming it for a series of mysterious suicides and psychotic behavior by Internet users. Senator Paul Newman (D-CT) dies, the Governor appoints Ted Kennedy Jr. to his seat. Actress Megan Fox reveals she has an open relationship with fellow actress Olivia Wilde and her royal husband. Actor Jackie Chan is arrested by Taiwanese authorities he fights with protestors and sends five to the hospital. Governor Landham (L-KY) is elected to the Senate, defeating incumbent Mitch McConnell. Philippine government officials launch a massive crackdown on the "Kingdom of Jesus Christ" led by Apollo Carreon Quiboloy, after reports of "ethnic cleansing". Mexican superhero "Superbarrio Gomez" launches raids into the United States, condemning the immigration policies of presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Religious officials in Mecca, Saudi Arabia report the biological mutation into a mermaid of a woman who has "disgraced the Koran". Pune Disaster; c. 45,000 people are killed in Pune, India after a lunar eclipse passes over the region, reportedly killing those sleeping. "Pokemones" (Chilean street gangs based on Pokemon) clash with police and military officials. "Anti-Emo" Riots; Riots targetting "emo" youth and subculture erupt throughout Latin America, starting in Mexico City, Mexico and Santiago, Chile. Russian police and military officials launch a massive crackdown on "Emo" and "Goth" youth groups nationwide. "Tree of Life", baobob tree in Andhra Pradesh, India begins displaying and eventually producing animal shapes and lifeforms. American beef is banned by Korea, sparking tensions between the two nations.
2009: The Congressional Accountability Amendment, ending "immunity" and exemptions for politicians, is passed; FAIR Tax amendment signed into law under President Palin, repealing the 16th amendment and replacing all federal taxes with a national sales tax of 23%. Collapse of U.S. auto industry. Philadelphia Riots; Race riots erupt between the Asian-American and African-American communities in Philadelphia, PA. "Restore Honor" rally of Glenn Beck is held in Washington D.C. Glenn Beck is placed under arrest after being linked to the 1990 rape and murder of 2 women in Cape Coral, Florida and a woman in Harris County, Texas, shocking most of the national press, shortly after his "Restore Honor" rally. British Nationl Party (BNP) comes to power amidst concerns over European Union. Russia and China suffer civil unrest and violence due to oil shortages. Himalayan Glacier disappears due to global warming. Gold reaches c. $1900/ounce and oil reaches $300/barrel, causing many to consider socialism as a viable political idea. Ireland (a.k.a. "the Celtic Tiger") is upheld as an emerging economic powerhouse. Tamagotchi: The Happiest Story in the Universe makes its hit film debuts for young people world. Dragonball: Evolution starring Chow Yun Fat and James Marsters, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Government of President Mwai Kibaki and Prime Minister Raila Odinga collapses amidst a "sex strike" conducted throughout Kenya. On his death bed, Roy E. Disney, nephew of Walt Disney confesses that his father had Walt cryogenically frozen in 1966. Jeff Goldblum dies. Kanye West killed in car accident. Norwegian singer Alexander Rybak makes his hit debut with the single "Fairytale". Christopher Butterfield launches a brutal "hacker attack" against the United States from Great Britain, sparking tensions between the two countries. Japanese reporter Sion Sono films a documentary based on the rise to power of the "Helvete" movement in Oslo, Norway. Singer Katy Perry poses nude for Playboy magazine, going against the wishes of many of her Christian fundamentalist followers; Actress Jessica Alba poses nude for Playboy magazine; MadWorld (Platinum Games/SEGA) violent video game, sparks controversy with its over-the-top violence and gore, beoming a bestseller. The Coffee Party, a left-wing and progressive movement, is born when President Palin signs into the controversial national sales tax. Researchers find the corpse of a small, young reptilian like creature, dubbed “Son of Ogopogo”. Former House Speaker Rush Limbaugh dies of a massive heart attack. First quantum generators are constructed (tapping "space-energy) at MIT in Boston, Massachussetts (US) and Cambridge University (UK), unlike cold-fusion, the generators can portable and used in handheld units. Massive evacuation of Adelaide, Australia as the water supply for the city collapses to critical levels. Superhero "Tentai Senshi Sunred" appears in Kawasaki, Japan, as the "defender of Kanagawa prefecture.." Boxer and Congressman Manny Pacquiao is revealed to have mutant powers as the hero "Wapakman" in Manila, Philippines. Wavves led by Nathan Williams launches a massive riot in Barcelona, Spain, sparking civil unrest and violence. Defendor starring Woody Harrelson launches a new wave of superhero vigilanteism across the United States. U.S. Justice Department announces the use of "sick sticks", non-lethal weapons, as standard police equipment for crowd control devices, during a press conference in Washington D.C.; Singer Lady Gaga comes out as a "pre-operation" hermaphodite in New York City, New York, demanding rights for hermaphodites within the LGBT community. Giant 100-foot "Nabau" snake terrorizes residents along the Baleh River, Indonesia, sparking panic and civil unrest in the region. Institute for Human Continuity (IHC) is established in Washington D.C. and in New York City, New York, in an effort to "preserve long-term survival of humanity". "Be Heard In Chinese" campaign is launched by the Chinese government, condemning use of foreign languages other than Mandarin Chinese. Viral outbreak in Jilin, China sparks civil unrest and rioting.
2010: M. Night Shamlayan launches the blockbuster franchise The Last Airbender. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time starring Jake Gyllenhaal, directed by Jery Bruckheimer, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise; Jonah Hex starring Josh Brolin and Megan Fox, makes its hit debut , launching a film franchise. Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark written by Bono, makes its hit Broadway debut. IBM and Dell announce the first portable and commercially available biochip/human "interface" compter in San Jose, California. Construction begins on the geodesic dome for the metropolitan area of Houton, Texas, amidst controversy over spending. U.N. officials report c. 200 million refugees worldwide due to environmental damage worldwide; Panama Canal reports massive delays and shutdowns due to traffic. Actor Alec Baldwin (D-NY) is elected to the U.S. Senate amidst rumors of marrital discord and financial problems. Val Kilmer is elected Governor of New Mexico as an Independent. Former Republican congressman Tom Tancredo is elected Governor of Colorado, as a member of the Constitution Party. Army veteran Alvin Greene (D-SC) is elected as the first black Senator from the state of South Carolina and the Deep South. Former Admiral and Representative Joe Sestak (D-PA) is elected to the Senate. Tea Party candidate Sharon Angle (R-NV) defeats Senator Harry Reid (D-NV). Former Mayor and convict Buddy Cianci (R-RI) is elected to the House of Representatives from the 1st Rhode Island Congressional district. Satanist Christine O’Donnell (R-DE), a self-proclaimed witch, is elected to the Senate from Delaware. She is a member of the Tea Party and one of the least popular politicians in the country. Singer Wyclef Jean is elected president of Haiti. Tensions mount nationwide as Russian and Chinese leaders back secessionist movements within the United States. An alleged time-traveler is reportedly captured in The Circus (1928) starring Charlie Chaplin, sparking concerns of time travellers. European debt crisis in Greece, Italy, Spain, and Portugal triggers a worldwide economic collapse. Actor Russell Crowe dies. Singer Madonna dies. Queen Elizabeth II dies. Prince Charles succeeds her as King George VII. German singer Lena makes her hit debut with the hit single "Satellite". Health officials in Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei report a disease outbreak, sparking civil unrest and violence. "Samson Skyblade" makes its hit debut, introducing a new line of "luxury flying cars" to the commercial market. Actor Christopher Reeve announces massive breakthrough in spinal cord injuries, during the Oscars in Hollywood, California. Actress Jennifer Anniston poses nude in Playboy magazine for the sum of $10 million, sparking immediate controversy. APB: All Points Bulletin (Realtime Worlds) video game becomes a major bestseller, portraying a underworld war between the police and organized crime. Senator Michael Steele (R-MD) is elected Governor of that state. Metal Gear Solid creator Hideo Kojima reveals he is Alan Smithee, or rather, the Alan Smithee who directed Godzilla Final Wars. And there was much rejoicing. Anthony Shriver is reelected Governor of Florida. Robert Shriver (D-CA) is elected Attorney General of that State. Chris Kennedy (D-IL) is elected to the Senate when incumbent Hillary Clinton decides to retire. Musician Ted Nugent (R-MI) is elected Governor. Mike Gravel (L-AK) is elected Governor. Rand Paul (L-KY) is elected to the Senate. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (D-NY) is elected Governor of New York, defeating NYC Mayor James McMillan (Republican/ TRTDHP- NY). Missouri Governor Jay Nixon (D-MO) is stabbed to death. Christopher Nixon Cox (R-NY), grandson of the late President Nixon, is elected to the 1st New York Congressional district. Cedar Rapids Businessman Christian Fong (R-IA) is elected Governor. Former E-bay chairwoman Meg Whitman (R) is elected Governor of California. Linda McMahon (R) is elected to the Senate from Connecticut. The Big One; Los Angeles, California is devastated by a 8.3 earthquake, sparking a massive exodus of people from the state. Superhero "Ryūjin Mabuyā" appears in Okinawa, Japan, demanding the return to Japan of Okinawa and the Ryuku Islands, fueling tensions with the United States and Russian government. Superhero "Kurasshā Kazuyoshi" appears in Tokyo, as "defender of Tokyo", sparking controversy with his nationalistic views. Superheroes/vigilantes from across the globe gather in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada to protect the Winter Olympics. Riots erupt as musical groups Hanson and Drake clash on stage, sparking a violent street riot, destroying the South Street Seaport in New York City, New York. Riots erupt in Bogota, Colombia as government troops crackdown on a heavy metal concert by Metalicca, sparking tensions between the United States and Latin America. Superhero "Phoenix Jones" makes his debut in the Seattle and Lynnwood area. Buddhist extremists launch attacks against Christian churches across India, fueling religious and sectarian violence nationwide. "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, is trafficked through Florida along the Atlantic Seaboard. Police officials report mainland Chinese women kidnapping children from Singapore, Hong Kong and Taiwan, sparking regional violence.
2011: "Friday" by Rebecca Black makes its hit musical debut. The Playboy Club (NBC-TV) makes its hit television debut. High written by Matthew Lombardo, starring Kathleen Turner makes its hit Broadway debut. Lebron James and Dwayne Wade lead the Miami Heat to the NBA Championship. Massive flooding in Ocean City, Maryland blamed on the greenhouse effect; Tuvalu's 9 main islands are submerged due to flooding. Atlantic City, New Jersey suffers massive flooding; WHO/CDC officials report 2 million new cases of skin cancer per year worldwide. Chinese leader Jiang Zemin dies of a heart attack. Fighting is halted in Mindinao, Philippines between Muslim and government forces after local women launch a "sex strike". Azerbaijani group Eldar & Nikki makes its hit debut with the hit single "Running Scared". Finnish heavy metal rock star "Mr. Lordi" is elected Prime Minister in parliamentary elections in Helsinki, Finland. CDC officials in Le Roy, New York report a viral version of Tourette's Syndrome, sparking panic and paranoia. Martin Sheen resigns his seat in the Senate to run for President of Ireland. He is elected in a near landslide. Minnesota Senator Jesses Ventura enters the 2012 Presidential election as an Independent. UFOs makes a worldwide display at major cities across the globe, sparking civil unrest and violence. Bobby Roberts launches a brutal "hacker attack" against the United States from Great Britain, sparking tensions between the two countries. Actress Lindsay Lohan poses nude in Playboy magazine, helping to revive her acting career in Hollywood, California. Brütal Legend video game featuring Jack Black, Lemmy Kilmister, Rob Halford, Ozzy Osbourne, Lita Ford, and Tim Curry, makes its hit debut, spawning a film and multi-game franchise. Dennis Kucinich is appointed to Irish President-elect Martin Sheen’s seat in the Senate. Musician Justin Beiber is stabbed to death by a crazed fan. Former Governor Joseph P. Kennedy II is elected to his late uncle’s seat in the Senate. Scientists uncover a 210 foot octopi at the Mariana Trench; NASA Scientists uncover similar oceanic creatures through probes on Jupiter's moon Europa. "Captain Australia" is unveiled to the public by government and military officials in Brisbane, Australia, sparking concerns over a "super-soldier" arms race. Superhero "Menganno" emerges in Lanús, Argentine, demanding civil rights and aid for the poor, fueling tensions with the United States. Superhero "Lion Heart" makes his debut in Georgetown, Liberia, demanding an end to "corporate extortion" regarding water rights. Mutants "Osiris the Alpha and the Omega", "Father Ra-Horus", "Isis" and "Set-Hen" reveal themselves in Montevideo, Uruguay, proclaiming the return of the "Old Gods". Mutant Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez launches an attack on the White House in Washington D.C., proclaiming himself the messiah. Superhero "Phoenix Jones" is taken to court in Seattle, Washington. Superhero "Motor Mouth" makes his debut in San Francisco, California, battling against local police and criminals. Russian zoologists report the capture of a living woolly mammoth in Chukotka Autonomous Okrug, Siberia, Russia. Lesbian blogger Amina Arraf launches political underground in Damascus, Syria, advocating for LGBT rights. "Asexuality" picks up steam in both the United States and Japan . In the United States, the movement has led to the coining of several labels such as "grey asexual" (for individuals bordering on that category), "ACE" (short for asexual), "demisexual" (for individuals who only have sex in relationships), etc. In Japan, individuals (generally young men) who have no interest in sex are referred to as "Herbivores." Police officials launch a massive crackdown on "Wigger" and "Wangsta" activities throughout the state of Minnesota. Vampire Lyle Bensley is arrested for attacking a woman in Galveston, TX sparking fear about further vampire attacks. Vampire Josephine Smith attacks a senior citizen at a "Hooters" chain restaurant somewhere in Florida. Seow Choke Meng launches song-contests and video contests to support the government "one language" policy in Beijing, China. Lucknow Disaster; Riots and civil unrest erupt after 8.1 earthquake strikes the region, and people are reportedly transformed into stone statues in Kanpur, Unnao, Fatehpur, and Gorakhpur. Indian woman gives birth to 11 children, 10 boys and one girl, in Gujarat, India, sparking international attention.
2012: Vice-President Herman Cain promises to shake up the economy with his "9-9-9" tax plan. Tim Teebow leads the Denver Broncos to the Super Bowl. Algeria reports oil shortages, serving to destabilize the North African region. Archie Comics files for bankruptcy amidst protests by the American Family Association (AFA) over charges of obscenity over its portrayal of same-sex marriage. John Carter of Mars (Disney/Pixar Studios) makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Sonny Moore (skrillex) dies of an overdose. Ghostbusters III is released to great success, with Bill Murray returning as Dr. Venkman who sacrifices himself to save the other Ghostbusters. Former Governor Donald Trump enters the Presidential elections as a member of the Reform Party. Senator Alec Baldwin (D-NY) announces he will run for Mayor of New York City in 2013. South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley resigned her office after admitting to an affair with President Palin. The White House has no comment; the Playboy Mansion has many comments. President Sarah Palin poses nude in Playboy magazine, sparking immediate controversy as the first American President to pose nude. "Anonymous" terrorists are linked to attacks on the Vatican City. Anna Hustol, FEMEN Party leader, is elected Prime Minister after leading a "nudist women's revolution" in Kiev, Ukraine. Former Senator Russ Feingold (D-WI) is elected Governor during the recall election. Chuck Baldwin (C-MT) is elected Lieutenant Governor of Montana. Governor Ted Nugent calls former Senator Bob Kerrey “un-American”, to which Kerrey breaks Nugent’s nose. Celebrities Jennifer Aniston and Drew Carey announce (separately) that they will run for President as Libertarians. Newt Gingrich (R-GA) calls for U.S. statehood for the moon, during a speech in Atlanta, Georgia; American, British and Japanese commercial aerospace service begins. "Supervillain" Rex Velvet makes his debut, claiming to be the nemesis of "Phoenix Jones..." Government protests force the shutdown of highways in Johannesburg, South Africa, sparking civil unrest and violence. Coal shortages spark rioting and civil unrest in major cities throughout China, fueling the rise of warlords and ethnic secessionism. Vampires James Phillip Brooks, Xenia Gregoriana Borichevsky, and James Eric Orr are arrested in connection to an attack in Wellington, New Zealand. Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney (R-MA) denies being a vampire on Meet The Press. Grain blight breaks out in Nebraska, spreading rapidly to neighboring areas. A simultaneous blight takes root in the Ukraine. Accusations fly, charging deliberate biological war, followed by nuclear warheads. To everyone's surprise, satellite defenses stop most of the missiles. Meanwhile, the world's stock of grains, excluding barley and sesame, has been devastated. Severe food shortages spring up across the globe. The U.S. is in better short-term shape than most, since the blight apparently has no effect on foods with preservatives in them. Martial law is imposed in Tamil Nadu, India after reports of vampire attacks against cattle in Dharampuri.
1972: A wave of UFO sightings takes place across Corsica, France, Italy, Switzerland, Austria, the United States and South Africa, sparking civil unrest and panic. Actress Barbara Eden of I Dream of Jeannie, poses nude in Playboy magazine, in an effort to shed her wholesome image. Scientists report the discovery of the body of an unknown creature in Loch Ness, Scotland purported to be "Nessie". Clockwork Orange directed by Stanley Kubrick, starring Malcolm Macdowell is banned in Great Britain and the United States due to violence and sexuality. It is revealed that segregationist Senator Strom Thurmond fathered a mulatto daughter with a house servant. The source is not revealed, though he is speculated to be a member of the civil rights movement or a staff member for Thurmond’s opponent. Thurmond loses the election, but embraces the civil rights movement, and is reelected to the Senate in 1978. Senator George McGovern (D-MN) announces that he is running on a platform of "amnesty, abortion, and acid", shocking many supporters; Senator Edwin Muskie (D-MA) is selected as the presidential nominee for the Democratic Party; Elizabeth Eagleton Weigand and lawyer Stephen Poludniak reveal that Democratic vice-presidential nominee Senator Thomas Eagleton (D-MO) is "outed" as being bisexual and was under the control of the Church of Scientology; Thomas Eagleton (D-MO) is exposed as being addicted to Thorazine due to mental illness issues; President Richard Nixon is re-elected due to the scandals and divisions within the Democratic Party. Civil Rights activist James Meredith (R-MS) is elected to the Senate. Candle Cove children's show makes its national debut from West Virginia (WTSF-TV). Governor George Wallace is murdered by Arthur Bremer in Maryland. Toho releases Yoshimitsu Banno’s Godzilla vs. Hedorah 2 to great success. In the film, a second Hedorah (a hideous, foul sentient evil creature created by toxic waste and other pollution) appears, first attacking oil fields in the Middle East and North Africa, before landing in Johannesburg and killing thousands of people (unlike the government, the Smog Monster does not discriminate) as his death clouds begin to smother the continent. Godzilla, sensing the putrid smell of death and pollution, makes his way to South Africa to destroy his foe again. The Apartheid government bans the showing of this movie due to the positive portrayal of the hero, a nonwhite South African scientist and scenes of government ministers bickering and fighting before detonating an atomic bomb in the heart of Pretoria. Nirmala Srivastava (née Nirmala Salve) warning of the dangers of "false messiahs", during a speech before the gathered United Nations General Assembly. "Sukeban" (Japanese girl gangs) are formed in reaction to the patriarchal society, launching a major crime wave throughout Japan. "Trekkies", fans of Star Trek, hold their first convention in New York City, New York with Isaac Asimov. Russian "magnitizdat" (underground records/tapes) begin spreading music, despite government efforts at a crackdown. Cantonese singer Sandra Lang sparks a youth music craze with her song,"Tai Siu Jan Jyuan" throughout the People's Republic of China.
1973: Kouhoutek comet dazzles audiences around the world. NASA officials report that Mariner 9 probe has uncovered evidence that Mars once helda climate similar to Earth. Soviet scientists Nikolai Goncharov, Vyacheslav Morochov, and Valery Makarov warn of possible rifts in the space-time continuum in Moscow, Russia. UFOs are condemned as "transports to hell" and extraterrestrials are seen as "hellspawn" by Christian conseratives. Great Britain anounces its refusal to join into the European Economic Community (EEC) despite heavy political pressure. The 1974 Ford Mustang makes its hit debut. Comedian George Carlin is placed under arrest in Los Angeles, California after revealing "seven dirty words" which can't be said on television.Singer Anne-Marie David of Luxembourg makes her world hit debut with her song "Tu te reconnaîtras". Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut is banned by schools nationwide, due to its graphic language and sexuality. Several Eastern Orthodox priests are arrested in rare book-thefts in Boston, Massachusetts. Necronomicon translated L. Sprague de Camp, is published in New York City, New York, amidst condemnation from religious groups. Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir and thousands of New Yorkers, tourists, and diplomats are killed in bombings committed by Black September; the worst act of terrorism in America for decades. Senator John C. Stennis (D-MS) is murdered outside his home in Washington. Adam West is back as 007 in Live and Let Die with Diana Ross as Solitaire and William Marshall as Mister Big. Claude Maurice Marcel Vorilhon proclaims himself a messiah, after displaying paranormal abilities after an alleged UFO encounter in Vichy, France.
1974: Washington political insiders announce that there will be statements regarding UFOs and extraterrestrials. A permanent rift in the space-time continuum is uncovered in the region of Bermuda, Puerto Rico and Florida (e.g. Bermuda Triangle), confirming the beliefs of the paranormal. Dr. Hanrick Eldeman unveils the European Common Market (ECM) computer system dubbed "the Beast" in Brussels, Belgium, sparking concerns about privacy worldwide. General William Westmoreland (ret.), (R-SC) wins the race for the U.S. Senate amidst great controversy; Vice-President Spiro Agnew is killed after Private Robert K. Preston PFC flies a helicopter into a White House Rose Garden event; Samuel Byck assassinates President Richard M. Nixon by flying a plane into the White House; Vice-President Gerald Ford is sworn in as President, Representative John G. Schmitz is selected as Vice-President in an effort to appease conservatives. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is revealed based on true events. Benjamin Creme proclaims the arrival of the messiah "Maitreya" in London, England, sparking religious unrest. Grape boycott of the military regime Augusto Pinochet, causes the collapse of the Chilean government. U.S. Remote viewing (a.k.a. "Stargate Project") is launched under Russell Targ and Harold Puthoff. The 1975 Alfa Romeo Alfetta makes its hit debut, highlighting the Italian car industry.The 1975 AMC Pacer makes its hit debut as an economy car with its hit debut. "Streaking" (running nude) becomes a common occurence on college campuses across the United States. Ian Ball kidnaps Princess Anne and her husband Mark Philips, killing four men in the process. SAS finds Ball’s hideout, assembles, and break in. Ball and Philips die in the gun fight, but the Princess is unhurt. BritishRichard Bingham (a.k.a. Earl of Lucan, Lord Lucan) fakes his death in Newhaven, escapring to New Zealand. Reims Riots; Notre-Dame de Reims Cathedral is vandalized and partially destroyed after riots erupt during a concert of Tangerine Dream and Nico in Reims, France. Military junta leader General Gnassingbé Eyadéma is revealed to possess paranormalpowers after surviving an assassination attempt in Srakawa, Togo, sparking concerns of a "post-human state". Self-proclaimed messiah Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh proclaims paranormal powers as part of the "Human Potential Movement" in Poona, India. Mao Tse-tung unveils his psychic warfare project in Beijing, involving children. The First Intifada; Al-Fatah and Hamas organizations launch a war of independence for the "Confederation of Palestine". Professor Eric Laithwaite dmonstrates the scientific possibility of "anti-gravity" with public demonstration at Imperial College in London, England. First reports of fighting amongst "Trekkies" is reported by the U.S. Department of Justice in Washington D.C.; Chinese Triads begin asserting their power over major cities starting with Hong Kong.
1975: Under orders from serial killer Charles Manson, Lynnestte "Squeaky" Fromme and Sara Jane Moore assassinates President Gerald Ford (R-MI) in Sacramento, California; Vice-President John G. Schmitz is sworn in as President of the United States. Atheist Madalyn Murray O'Hair launches a national campaign to ban all television and radio religious broadcasting. U.S. Metric-system conversion campaign launched in Washington D.C. Mood rings become popular. Share International, based in London, England, begins distributing the spiritual mesages of "Maitreya" worldwide. Famine and drought devastates India, sparking a massive international refugee crisis. Christian conservatives in the United States launch a campaign against the United States and "one-world government". Christian conservatives launch a campaign against television broadcasts starting. U.S. State Department warns of Communist-backed terrorism throughout Asia and Africa, targetting primarily Americans. White House officials release reports stating that it has been investigating the UFO phenomena and that extraterrestrials are involved. Country singer Loretta Lynn's single "The Pill" is banned due to its references to birth control due to Christian conservatives. Sewer Gators; New York Public Works employees uncover a population of alligators living in the sewer systems of New York City, New York.Musical group Teach-In of the Netherlands makes its hit musical debut with its single "Ding-A-Dong". "Laetrile" is approved as a medical treatment by the FDA in Washington D.C., in an effort to deal with cancer. Earl Dodge (Prohibition-CO) is elected Governor. He’ll serve two terms before an anti-temperance movement successfully starts a recall election to remove him. The Man with Golden Gun premieres, with Jack Palance gunning for 007, in Adam West’s last Bond film. Writer Rod Serling has a successful heart bypass surgery; delegates work and relaxes more; adding years to his life. Israeli and Egyptian military forces contain an "zombie attack" in Al-Marq, Egypt, sparking fear throughout the Middle East. Self-proclaimed messiah "Ayah Pin" (a.k.a. Ariffin Mohammed) establishes the "Sky Kingdom" in Besut, Terengganu, Malaysia, as the first official "post-human state". "Masutatsu Oyama" (a.k.a. Choi Yeong-eui) defeats 300 armed men single-handedly in a display of his mutant abilities in Tokyo, Japan. Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea uncover evidence of an "Illuminatus" secret society and its vast influence on world history in San Francisco, Caliornia. Ariel Dorfman and Armand Mattelart launch a campaign to ban Walt Disney throughout Latin America in Buenos Aires, Argentina. People's Revolutionary Party is blamed for a Communist-backed coup attempt in Seoul, South Korea.
1976: The Bodyguard, starring Steve McQueen and Diana Ross, has it’s hit debut. Russian singer Eduard Khil sparks international attention with his hit single "Trololo". Christian fundamentalist David Wilkerson leads protests against the European Common Market (ECM) in Virginia Beach, Virginia. In a mad scramble to deal with the assassinations, and to repair the trust of the American people, President John G. Schmitz chooses Governor George Romney as his Vice-President (R-MI) in an effort to appease moderates within the Republican Party ; Democratic candidate Lyndon La Rouche appeals to liberals by nominating Shirley Chisholm as Vice-President, the first female and first African-American nominated to a presidential ticket in American history. Allen Michael (a.k.a. "the Comforter") of Los Angeles, California leads a worldwide consumer strike, demanding political and economic changes of both the United States and Soviet Union. Human Cloning is discovered, sparking massive flux in ethical debates worldwide. New Zealand is barred from the Summer Olympics in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, due to its performance in South Africa. "Stretch Armstrong" dolls become popular with children. "Maharishi Effect" proven; Maharishi Mahesh Yogi proves scientifically that mass meditation/prayer can cause massive reductions in crime and violent behavior. Christian conservatives launch a campaign against astrology, demanding the removal of horoscope columns in newspapers. Progressive Conservative MP Flora I. MacDonald is elected Prime Minister of Canada amidst great controversy. Cherie Darvell of Humboldt County, California admits to being abducted and brutalized by a Sasquatch, launching calls for a hunt. "Nobody for President" becomes a popular campaign amist national disatsfaction and political discord. Actor Charlton Heston (D-CA) is elected to the Senate. NASA unveils pictures of the Cydonia "Face on Mars" revealing proof of extraterrestrial life. "Naturism" (a.k.a. nudism) becomes popular due to the Nambassa Music Festivals in New Zealand. Billy Carter, brother of Former Governor James Carter, is elected Mayor of Plains, Georgia. James L. Buckley (Conservative Party-NY) is reelected to the Senate. PLO ChairmanYasser Arafat is assassinated by MOSSAD agents. President LaRouche appoints David Rockefeller as Secretary of the Treasury. Puerto Rice formally becomes a US state. Actor Robert Redford (D-UT) is elected to the Senate. Voice-interpretation and command programming is introduced in Cupertino, California, sparking a boom in electronics. Retired Admiral Elmo Zumwhalt (D-VA) is elected to the Senate. Rocky star and screen writer Sylvester Stallone wins the Academy Award for Best Actor. Manchester Riots; Riots erupt in Manchester, England after the Sex Pistols battle against a police crackdown of their concert. Śri Sathya Sai Baba proclaims himself a messiah, after public displays of his power in Puttaparthi, Madras, India. "Trekkies" are credited with "saving" NASA with their campaign for the spac shuttle at Cape Kennedy, Florida.
1976-1979: Swine Flu Pandemic grips United States, Russia, China. Cold War finally ends as USSR and PRC regimes implode.
1977: Godzilla vs. the Devil makes its hit premiere. Citizen's Band (CB) radio becomes a popular trend. Marijuana is legalized within the United States. Arab League nations launch a massive economic embargo against Israel, pressuring the government to discuss Palestinian statehood. Singer Fela Kuti overthrows the military government in Lagos, Nigeria through non-violent protest songs. WHO/CDC officials discover "longevos", people claiming ages as high as 142 years of age, in Vilcabamba, Ecuador. Singer Elvis Presley is revealed to have "faked his death" in Memphis, Tennessee. The Amityville Horror is proven true in Amityville, New York. The animal carcass found by the crew of the Zuiyo-maru is determined by Japanese and New Zealand scientists to be that of a plesiosaur. Reporters from BBC-TV uncover "Alternative-3" a plan by world leaders for lunar bases to insure against "extinction events". "Kosmos-1" (Casio) biorhythm devices become popular as people understand the effect of biorhythms. Necronomicon edition authored by an anonymous author named "Simon", is published in New York City, New York. Environmentalists with the Clamshell Alliance are accused of "acts of terrorism" against the Seabrook Nuclear Power Plant, New Hampshire, sparking national attention. Doctor Stanislaw Burzynski unveils the "antineoplastons" treatment for cancer in Geneva, Switzerland. Necronomicon Parties are held nationwide, starting with the Inferno Disco in New York City, New York. Michael Billington (no relation to the American congressman) is the latest 007 to save the world in Steven Spielberg’s The Spy Who Loved Me. Daniel Bianchi and Barbara Bach, as a duet of lovely Russian agents, assist Bond against amphibious madman Karl Stromberg (Christopher Lee). Actress Caroline Munro (The Spy Who Loved Me), poses nude for Playboy magazine.Convinced by his loved ones, Peter Sellers undergoes open heart therapy, successfully improving his health and extending his life. Samantha Geimer wakes up with stomach flu, forcing her mother to cancel the photo shoot with Roman Polanski. Samael Aun Weor (a.k.a. Víctor Manuel Gómez Rodríguez), leader of the 'Universal Christian Gnostic Movement', is resurrected in Mexico City, Mexico, without transforming into a "zombie", proclaiming his paranormal abilities. Celebrities throughout Western Europe begin using "tapeworm pills" in an effort to lose weight, starting in Paris, France.
1977-1978: Fire ant scares begin throughout the American Southwest
1978: Godzilla vs. Gargantua makes its hit premiere. ERA (Equal Rights Amendment) ratified. Killer bee scares begin throughout the American Southeast. Toho and Hammer Studios release Nessie, a tale of the Loch Ness monster going on a rampage, to great success. Star Wars: Holiday Special (CBS-TV) makes its hit debut. Christian conservatives launch a campaign against Freemasons as a "threat to Christianity". A permanent rift in the space-time continuum is uncovered in Lake Michigan (a.k.a. "The Michigan Triangle", "The Great Lakes Triangle") sparking tensions between the United States and Canada. Pope John Paul II calls for greater European political unity, sparking tensions in Central and Eastern Europe. Heavyweight boxer Muhammad Ali makes his comeback defeating Larry Holmes in the ring. British scientists Doug Bower and Dave Chorley expose "crop circles" as proof of extraterrestrial life in London, England. The 1979 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme Diesel makes its hit debut. Israeli group Izhar Cohen and the Alphabeta sparks international attention with its hit single "A-Ba-Ni-Bi". Michael O. Billington (US Labor Party-NY) is elected to the House of Representatives from the 24th NY Congressional district. Playboy-TV (PTV) network is launched amidst controversy and condemnation. New edition of the Necronomicon translated by Colin Wilson, David Langford, and George Hay is published amidst great controversy. MP Richard Sanders, North American Labor Party (NALP) launches claims that the British government is trafficking drugs through the Cayman Islands into Canada and the United States. Tensions mount between the United States and Great Britain, as President Lyndon La Rouche accuses the British government of drug-trafficking, specifically accusing Queen Elizabeth II of leading the narcotics trade; President Lyndon LaRouche signs political agreements with Rhodesia and South Africa for nuclear technology, tacitly for the purposes of "industrialization". Reverend Jesse Jackson calls for a ban on the Rolling Stones, claiming racist lyrics to the song "Some Girls". Leeds Riots; Riots erupt in Leeds, England due to a concert by the National Front (NF) backed Rock Against Communism (RAC). Clashes are reported between punk rockers and National Front (NF) members. Senator Walter Mondale (D-MN) resigns his office after it is revealed he had dealings with mass murderer and international fugitive Jim Jones. Former Senator Eugene McCarthy (Independent/ DFL) is appointed to his seat and will win reelection. John Carpenter’s Halloween makes its hit debut, with Jamie Lee Curtis as Laurie Strode and Mel Brooks as Dr. Sam Loomis. Scotland votes to secede from the United Kingdom and becomes its own country. George W. Bush (R-TX), son of CIA director George H.W. Bush, is elected to the 19th Texas Congressional district. Perennial candidate Harold Stassen (R-MN) is elected to the Senate, but loses reelection six years later. Former San Francisco Supervisor Dan White shoots San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk. Both victims are injured, but survive. White is convicted of two counts of attempted murder and receives the death penalty. Ed Clark (L-CA) is elected Governor of California. Coming Home earns Sylvester Stallone another Best Actor Oscar. Superman, or rather his real world counterpart, Christopher Reeve, informs producer Ilya Salkind that if director Richard Donner goes, then he goes as well. Salkind agrees and Donner completes Superman II. Paramount Television Services (PTS-TV) is launched in Los Angeles, California, creating the "fourth television network". Elvis Costello and Suicide, launch a massive riot in Brussels, Belgium, sparking tensions between Great Britain and the European Economic Community (EEC). Canterbury Disaster; Chemical disaster occurs after a series of UFO sighting in Canterbury, England.
1979: Susan B. Anthony dollar coins become the official currency (U.S.). Monty Python's The Life of Bryan is banned after massive protest by Christian fundamentalists nationwide. A Space Godzilla makes its hit premiere. Toho releases King of the Monsters: Rebirth of Godzilla, a rebooting of the series. It’s returns to the themes of the gritty original, but is just as dark as the last three movies. Fans will be continued to be divided over which series will be better for decades. Warhead 8, Kevin McClory’s own James Bond movie, is released to great success. Sean Connery returns as Bond and must save the world from Orson Welles’ Blofeld in an epic film directed by Richard Attenborough. A private investigator hired by the Rockefeller family travels to New Guinea, where he finds the lost and presumed dead Nelson Rockefeller living as a king amongst a tribe. Scotland secedes from Great Britain sparking tensions throughout Western Europe and the NATO alliance. American-backed MP Richard Sanders, North American Labor Party (NALP) leads a major conservative takeover in Canadian Paliament. United States loses permanent control of the Panama Canal, amidst great political controversy. Shah of Iran orders the formation of a covert nuclear weapons program, raising tensions within the Middle East. American singer Marianne Faithfull is placedd under arrest in Sydney, Australia due to the "graphic nature" of the lyrics of her songs. Scientists with the Cryonics Society of California (CSC) announce the succesful cryogenic transport and revival of a patient in Chatsworth, California. Heavyweight boxer Muhammad Ali defeats Trevor Berbick in the ring, defending his heavyweight title. American television shows are banned from Saudi Arabia, citing The Muppet Show and the character of Miss Piggy. Jack in the Box introduces "Frings" (onion/potato fries) becoming popular snack items nationwide. Joseph Newman releases his energy machine (aka perpetual motion engine). Linus Pauling links vitamin-C intake with cancer rates, sparking controversy within medical community.WHO/CDC officials report a direct causal link between electrical power lines and cancer rates. The City of Winooski, Vermont becomes the first town to be contained as a "domed city". Tensions mount further between the United States and Great Britain, as President Lyndon LaRouche accuses the British government of backing the Confederacy during the Civil War during a speech. Doctor Hariton-Tzannis Alivizatos of Athens, Greece announces the development of a cancer drug based on "antineoplastons". The Night the Disco Died; Riots erupt in Chicago, Illinois, as DJ Steve Dahl leads a national crusade against disco music. Second Leeds Riots; Riots erupt in Leeds, England due to a concert by the National Front (NF) backed Rock Against Communism (RAC). Clashes are reported between punk rockers and National Front (NF) members. Senator Ted Kennedy is assassinated by John Hinckley Jr., who is shot and taken into custody by the Capitol Police. Hinckley first confesses he was brainwashed by the CIA (identifying DCI George Bush, a friend of the Hinckley family, as one of the conspirators) and the U.S. Labor Party (President LaRouche’s own third party) into killing Kennedy and prevent him from running against the President next year. After a private talk with his father, Hinckley changes his story and claims that he shot Kennedy to impress actress Jodie Foster. The second confession stands as official record and Hinckley is committed to a psychiatric hospital. Steven Spielberg’s For Your Eyes Only is a huge success, with Bond going against an international conspiracy to gain control of Britain’s nuclear arsenal. Richard Helms, former DCI and current Ambassador to Iran, is found murdered. Panic and civil unrest erupt after a "zombie attack" takes place in Sperry, Alabama. Mayor Jerry Springer orders a massive police crackdown on the Who, during a concert at Riverfront Stadium in Cincinatti, Ohio, sparking massive riots. "Yaweh ben Yaweh" (a.k.a. Hulon Mitchell, Jr.) proclaims himself a messiah of the black-supremacist "Nation of Yaweh" in Liberty City, Florida, after displaying his abilities. "Nirmala Srivastava" (née Nirmala Salve) proclaims herself the incarnation of the Shakti to her devotees in Mumbai, India, sparking civil unrest and violence. Matthew Manning legitimizes paranormal research with his experiments in Cambridge, England, sparking international attention. "Gyaru"/ "Gyaruo" (Japanese slacker movement) becomes extremely popular with youth throughout Japan. "Lolita Gothic" (Neo-Victorian fashion) becomes very popular with female youth nationwide in Japan. Lee Kuan Yew launches a lingual crackdown, making Mandarin Chinese the mandatory language, causing sectarian and ethnic discontent nationwide. Russian music groups Time Machine, Autograph and Leapyear Summer launch a massive insurrection in Moscow, Russia.
1980: Betamax dominates the market. John Anderson elected President. Can't Stop the Music starring the Village People and Bruce Jenner, makes its hit film debut. Lyndon LaRouche (D-NY) wins the Democratic Party presidential nomination amidst great controversy. Actress Ellizabeth Taylor dies mysteriously in Beverly Hills, California; Egyptian President Anwar Sadat is overthrown in a military coup in Cairo; Oil refinery is destroyed in Port Kelang, Malaysia by a UFO; fighting erupts along the border between the Soviet Union and People'a Republic of China. Boycott of the S-Bahn trains leads directly to its shutdown, amidst great protest in West Berlin. WHO/CDC officials report c. 150 million deaths annually due to mass starvation, drought and famine, the average lifespan falls to 42 years of age worldwide, according to the United Nations. "Tracksuits" (a.k.a. "Shell Suits") become popular worldwide, especially in Great Britain and the United States. New Yorker Rosie Ruiz wins the Boston Marathon in Boston, Massachusetts, in record time. Singer John Lennon admits to having had a homosexual fling with Brian Epstein in 1967, during a television interview. WHO/CDC report massive outreaks of "toxic shock syndrome" due to various female tampons. President Lyndon LaRouche accuses a "Aquarian Conspiracy" behind civil unrest across the United States; President Lyndon La Rouche backs the Gilbertson Report which blames the Three Mile Island nuclear accident on "acts of terrorism", sparking panic and civil unrest. Paperback edition of the Necronomicon is published starting in New York City, New York. Father Robert Drinan (D-MA) is reelected to the House from the 4th Massachusetts Congressional District. Pope John Paul II doesn’t order priests to abandon political posts. Theodora Nathan (L-OR) is elected to the Senate. A bomb goes off at the base of the Statue of Liberty, severely damaging it. President-elect John Anderson asks for DCI George Bush’s resignation, with the promise that if anything damning comes to light during his term, Anderson will issue a blanket pardon for Bush. Former General James Gavin is appointed as Director of Central Intelligence. Brazilian military forces launch a massive crackdown on suspected "zombie attacks" in Maricela and Juruti, Brazil, sparking concern from human rights organizations. Heavy metal singer Alice Cooper launches a riot throughout Toronto, Ontario, after police attempted to silence the concert. Jung Myung-Seok, leader of the Providence Church, of Seoul, South Korea, proclaims himself a messiah, after public displays of his power. Hero at Large starring John Ritter, makes its hit debut, developing a cult following, popularizing the idea of ordinary humans as superheroes. Stilyagi Rebellion; "Stilyagi" (Russian fans of rock music) launch an armed insurrection in Tblisi, Georgia. Seoul Spring; Government is overthrown after the Gawngju People's Uprising in Seoul, South Korea.
1981: Lima, Peru is devastated by an 8.0 earthquake, sparking civil unrest and violence throughout the country. Australian singer Olivia Newton John's single "Physical" is banned in the U.S. due to pressure from Mormon groups; British officials arrest Heaven 17 for their single "Fascist Groove Thang". La Toya Jackson makes her hit musical debut with her single "If You Feel The Funk". Frankenstein based on the Mary Shelley novel, makes its hit Broadway debut. Merrily We Roll Along by Stephen Sondheim, makes its hit Broadway debut. Director Ruggero Deodato is convicted on charges of obscenity and four counts of murder when he confesses that the stars of Cannibal Holocaust were in fact murdered. The 1982 Cadillac Cimarron makes its hit debut. The 1982 Aston Martin Lagonda highlights high-tech advances, with its hit debut. Beachfront USA launches a national campaign to allow nudism at beaches nationwide starting in Los Angeles, California. Third hardback edition of Necronomicon is published starting in New York City, New York. Barry Goldwater is reelected to the Senate as a Libertarian, but he will not seek reelection. Captain John S. McCain III is promoted to Rear Admiral (lower half). Indian government troops launch a massive crackdown on the Rajneeshpuram under the control of self-proclaimed messiah Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh (a.k.a. Osho) in Bhopal, India. National security advisor Claire Sterling warns that the USSR is backing terrorist organizations in a proxy war against the West. U.S. Defense Department reports strategic shortages in cobalt worldwide, sparking international attention.
1982: Inchon directed by Mitsuhara Ishi, starring Laurence Olivier as Douglas Macarthur. "Deely Bobbers" (a.k.a. Martian antennae) become popular. Actor Abe Vigoda dies in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, sparking attention throughout the comedy community. Christian fundamentalists led by Robert Byrd (D-WV) win passage of the School Prayer Amendment (U.S.), allowing school prayer in public schools. Senator John Kerry meets with Satanist Anton LaVey in Washington D.C. Earthquakes, hurricanes, and tsunamis occur across the globe due to the alignment of planets, called "the Jupiter Effect". OPEC leaders announce a massive embargo against the United States, Western Europe and Japan, crippling the economies. Argentinean forces defeat British naval forces for the Falkland Islands. Thatcher-gate; British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and U.S. President John Anderson are implicated in a plot to instigate a nuclear conflict in Europe in an effort to demonstrate American resolve against the Soviets. Labor MP Tony Benn is elected Prime Minister after a "no-confidence" vote of PM Margaret Thatcher. Los Angeles Mayor Tom Bradley (D-CA) is elected governor of California, amidst anti-Anderson sentiment, becoming the state's first African-American governor. Maureen Reagan (R-CA), oldest daughter of former Governor Ronald Reagan, is elected to the Senate. "Joyboard" (Atari Systems) and "Puffer" (Atari Systems) are unveiled, opening the world of "exer-gaming", video games aimed at promoting exercise. 5,800 couples are married in a mass marriage ceremony led by Reverend Sun Myung Moon in New York City, New York. Robert DeNiro calls the paramedics when he finds his friend John Belushi overdosing. Doctors are able to save his life, but he will be in rehab and recovery for some time. New York City Mayor Ed Koch (D-NY) reveals that he is a bisexual during an interview with Playboy. He goes on to win the gubernatorial election. Roxanne Conlin (D) is elected the first female Governor of Iowa. Laser surgery replaces the scalpel throughout the First World, especially in the United States, Great Britain, France, and Japan. Communist hardliners seize control of the government in Moscow, Russia after univeiling psionic weapons, and promising orbital models. The Cure led by Robert Smith launches a massive riot in Brusels, Belgium, sparking tensions between Great Britain and the European Economic Community (EEC). National security advisor Claire Sterling warns that Soviet-backed Bulgaria is a training ground and launchpad for terrorists against the West. Physicist Robert Lazar unveils Ununpentium-115, an element derived from alien reverse-engineered technology, capable of "anti-gravity". "Boso-zoku" (Japanese motorcycle gangs) terrorize major cities throughout Japan, according to police officials.
1983: Emergence of Satanic cults across America; Heavy metal music is reported to contain "subliminal messages" regarding suicide. Stull Disaster; Government officials launch a massive evacuation of the area of Stull, Kansas after reports of a "demonic eruption". Latin American pop music becomes a major world craze, starting with Menudo. Cabbage Patch Kids Snacktime Dolls become popular. E.T., the Extraterrestrial (Atari) video game makes its hit debut, becoming a major bestseller. New Age "Past-Life Regression" becomes popular, after being introduced by actress Shirley Maclaine. The private diaries of Adolph Hitler are uncovered in West Berlin, claiming that Rudolf Hess met with British fascists in an effort to overthrow Churchill and establish a peace agreement, creating tensions within NATO. Soviet military forces proclaim victory in Afghanistan. Doctor Detroit starring Dan Ackroyd and Howard Hesseman, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. The Moose Murders by Eugene O'Neill makes its hit Broadway debut. Toy company Mattel enters into the PC market with the creation of the "Aquarius" line for children; Burger King introduces the Pita Salad as a means to promote better health. Larry MacDonald is killed mysteriously in the KAL 007 flight. Singer Corinne Hermès of Luxembourg sparks international attention with her hit single "Si la vie est cadeau". "Fainting Epidemic"; WHO/CDC officials report large numbers of women fainting along the West Bank, Israel, amidst fears of chemical weapons. Tehran Disaster; Tehran is devastated by a massive 7.8 earthquake, destabilizing the Iranian government; Soviet troops begin entering the country providing covert aid to Communist guerilla forces. Food & Drug Administration approves "Acyclovir" as a cure for genital herpes in Washington D.C. United Nations proclaims the "Year of the Test-Tube Baby" citing the rise in children born through artificial means, during a press conference in New York City, New York. East Saint Louis, Missouri becomes the largest domed city, dubbed "Old Man River City" by Buckminster Fuller. U.S. Department of Justice launches a nationwide crackdown on hackers nationwide, amidst reports that hackers accessed the NORAD defense computers, threatening to access ICBMs. Third Leeds Riots; Riots erupt in Leeds, England due to a concert by the National Front (NF) backed Rock Against Communism (RAC). Clashes are reported between punk rockers and National Front (NF) members. A strange and mystical being known as the "Slenderman" is seen for the first time, captured on film, many parapsychologists will point to this as proof of paranormal event. Superman III is released to great success. Richard Donner pits a self-doubting Superman (Chris Reeve returning) against Brainiac (Christopher Walken) and Mr. Mxyzptlik (Joe Pesci) and the mystery of Supergirl (Daryl Hannah). Godzilla King of the Monsters 3D, produced by Steven Spielberg and directed by Steve Miner premieres to decent success. Governor Bob Kerrey (D-NE) marries actress of Debra Winger. U.S. inflation rates peak at 23% and unemployment rates peak at 12%, despite the economic policies of President Anderson. Guatemalan Civil War; American-backed Mexican troops and Cuban troops enter into Guatemala, sparking tensions throughout Central America. Magician David Copperfield is placed under arrest, after apparently making the Statue of Liberty disappear in New York City, New York. NASA officials report the discovery of the planet "Nibiru" (a.k.a. "Planet X") at Cape Kennedy, Florida. Mandarin Chinese is imposed as a primary language, in a campaign led by Lee Kuan Yew, in all markets and food centers nationwide, fueling ethnic and sectarian discord nationwide. Russian police and military officials launch a nationwide crackdown on popular music as "counter-revolutionary" in Moscow.
1984: Pope John Paul II releases information to author David Yallop on his predecessor’s death, with all indications point toward a conspiracy between bankers and Vatican officials. Japanese officials announce its first successful satellite from Tanegashima, Japan, sparking concern about Japan as a world power. U.S. Surgeon General C. Everett Koop approves "monoclonal antibodies" for use with medical diagnoses in Washington D.C. Chinese government launches a massive nationwide police crackdown on organ-harvesting; WHO/CDC officials report organ-harvesting campaigns throughout Brazil, targetting street children.Hurricane Maria devastates Havana, Cuba and southern Florida, destabilizing the Communist regime. Mirage comics makes its hit debut. Gary Hart elected President. Senator and former astronaut John Glenn runs for the Democratic Party nomination. La Toya Jackson debuts her hit music single "Heart Don't Lie" amidst great competition. British officials ban the single "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, sparking riots at many nightclubs. Iranian government officials announce the development of a nuclear weapons technology in Tehran, sparking regional tensions. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension starring Peter Weller and Jeff Goldblum, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Mississippi Aerial River Transport (MART) becomes a popular public transportation system for New Orleans residents. Psychic Surgery becomes popular after it is revealed that comedian Andy Kaufman underwent the procedure in Manila, Philippines. "Household droids" become popular consumer item, especially in the United States and Japan. "Iscador" is approved as a medical treatment by the FDA in Washington D.C., in an effort to effort to deal with cancer. "Emmanuel Goldstein" (a.k.a. Eric Corley) launches a hacker underground resistance against the federal government. French Videophones (Matra) are sold commercially worldwide starting in Paris, France, becoming a major success. Bishop Anthony Prazsky commits suicide due to "Satanic forces" in New York City, New York. Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi survives an attempt on her life by her bodyguards. Parapsychology and Paranormal Studies become mainstream studies at all major universities worldwide. Republican leader Phyllis Schlafly (R-MO) wins Congressional race for the House of Representatives. WHO/CDC launch a massive crackdown on Cabrio, Arizona after a "zombie attack", sparking fears of a possible pandemic. WHO/CDC officials report an outbreak of "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers" (CHUD), possibly linked to "zombie attack" or toxic waste infecting homeless populations in New York City, New York. Communist Party leader Yuri Andropov dies mysteriously in Moscow, Russia, amidst rumors of a "psychic assassination". "Cosplay" becomes extremely popular with youth in Japanese society, starting in Tokyo, Japan.
1985: Cannon films releases Spiderman, directed by Tobe Hooper, and starring Tom Cruise, Bob Hoskins, Stan Lee, Katharine Hepburn, Peter Cushing, and Adolph Caesar. It’s a hug hit. With British assistance, Australian officials launch a satellite into space at Woomera, sparking tensions with the United States. Brazilian government officials announce the launch of 4 commercial satellites, sparking tensions with the United States. Food & Drug Administration (FDA) endorses anti-body guided drugs for use in terminal illnesses; "Monoclonal antibodies" during a press conference by health officials in Washington D.C. Doctors at Venderbilt University in Memphis, Tennessee announce the creation of a succesful male contraceptives. New Coke makes its debut; old Coke formula re-christened "Classic Coke." Washington D.C. is granted statehood, becoming the 52nd state, after massive opposition by Republican Party leaders, and after a national referendum. Parkfield Earthquake; 6.75 earthquake takes place in Parkfield, California. Balanced Budget Amendment ratified to the U.S. Constitution. Air pollution has reduced the amount of sunlight reaching the surface of the planet by 50% according to health officials. Tipper Gore, wife of Vice-President Al Gore, leads a national campaign calling for music censorship. Soviet-backed military forces threaten to attack Israel, raising tensions throughout the Middle East. Robert Ballard finds an Egyptian sarcophagus in the cargo hold of the HMS Titanic. FAINT (Fight Against Idiotic Neurotic Television) is established in an effort to protest current television standards. A former employee of the Coca-Cola company states that Coke is effective as a spermicide in Atlanta, Georgia. Musical group Bobbysocks of Norway makes its hit musical debut with its hit single "La det swinge". Japanese Lumaphone (Mitsubishi) are sold commercially worldwide, starting in Tokyo, Japan, becoming a major success. Musicians Dee Snider, Frank Zappa, and John Denver are placed under arrest for contempt of Congress, after voicing their opposition to censorship efforts in Washington D.C. Students at the University of Michigan establish the "Naked Mile" nude races in Ann Arbor, Michigan, amidst great controversy. Following through on Lyndon Johnson’s promise, President Hart appoints Gregory Peck as Ambassador to Ireland. Escape from Los Angeles, sequel to Escape from New York, is released to great success. Kurt Russell returns as Snake Plisken, sent to the island hell of Los Angeles by a corrupt President (former governor Ronald Reagan) to bring back an EMP prototype weapons and the First Daughter (Jamie Lee Curtis). His final showdown with cult leader Benecio Del Toro during a tsunami is crowning moment of awesome. With a 7 million dollar budget and epic script, George Romero’s Day of the Dead is an immense success. Norway and Finland enter into a major border conflict, over the issue of fishing rights in the Barents Sea, raising tensions throughout the region. Global positioning systems (GPS) are built into automobiles from the United States, West Germany, and Japan. Osaka Riots; Riots erupt in Osaka, Japan after the heavy metal group Hanatarashi clashes onstage with the Boredoms, sparkng government calls to ban Western music. Self-proclaimed messiah Apollo Carreon Quiboloy establishes the "Kingdom of Jesus Christ" after taking over Davao City, Philippines after using displays of his power. Mexican superhero "Superbarrio Gomez" makes his debut in Mexico City, Mexico, sparking interest in real-life superheroes. U.S. Defense Department warns that the People's Republic of China is created a "psychic gap", during hearings in Washington D.C.; United Nations officials report a worldwide shortage in the supply of mercury, during a conference in Rome, Italy. Prime Minister Indira Gandhi establishes "Cultural Zones" via the Ministry of Culture, dividing the country in New Delhi, India.
1986: Emperor Hirohito dies in Tokyo, Japan, ending the role of "absolute monarchs" across the globe. Doctor John Lilly, Project JANUS, announces successful human-dolphin communications, during a press conference in Honolulu, Hawaii. Reverend Jim Peasboro of Savanah, Georgia warns that any computer built after 1985, can house "demonic spirits", during a speech. Movement for the "English-only" Amendment (U.S.) begins. Halley's Comet inspires "comet parties" across the globe. Frostban genetically-engineered bacteria begins to alter the world's climate after being sprayed on winter crops. Americans connect in a human chain from New York City, New York to Los Angeles, California in "Hands Across America". The 1987 Yugo makes its hit debut, highlighting Eastern European cars as a major trade item. Toho releases Godzilla vs. Biollante to great success. Mitsubishi of America and Matra (Fr.) begin sales of videophones in the United States; many political and financial analysts warn that the United States has no videophone producers. Parents Music Resource Center (PMARC) announces the successful passage of laws aimed at limiting heavy metal, rock and roll, and rap/hip-hop music, during a press conference in Washington D.C., Reverend Jimmy Swaggert successfully leads the national campaign to have heavy metal, rap/hip-hop, and rock and roll music from Wal-Mart stores; Mr. Ed is amidst claims that "satanic subliminal messages" have been placed in the theme song. Love and Rocket's Express is released. The track "Kundalini Express" proves to be a cult hit. Tantra becomes popular after Michael Tucker and Jill Eikenberry discuss the "Venus Butterfly" on L.A. Law (NBC-TV). Former U.S. First Lady Helga Zepp-LaRouche, leader of the "Patriots for Germany" movement, is elected Chancellor of West Germany; California passes Proposition 64 (a.k.a. "Prevent AIDS Now Initiative Committee") (PANIC) forcing universal testing and mandatory quarantine of HIV/AIDS carriers. California wins passage of Proposition 66; California Health Act passed in state referendum, mandating comprehensive prenatal medical screenings. Former Black Panther and convict Eldridge Cleaver (R-CA) is elected to the Senate. Big Trouble in Little China is released to great success. John Carpenter and Kurt Russell are signed on for a future sequel. The Patriots for Germany party (formed by Former First Lady Helga Zepp-LaRouche as an offshoot of her husband’s U.S. Labor party and extremist wing of the Democrats.) gains a majority in the Bundestag. Janice Hart and Mark Fairchild, “LaRouche” Democrats, are elected of Secretary of State for Illinois and Lieutenant Governor of Illinois, respectively. Congresswoman Geraldine Ferraro (D-NY) is elected to the Senate. Texas Congressman George W. Bush crashes his car into another while driving under the influence. His neck is injured, but the other passengers are less lucky: one is paralyzed and another dies of internal bleeding. Bush is convicted of a DUI and involuntary manslaughter, and is sentenced to ten years in prison. In addition, his wife leaves him and takes the children, while the House of Representatives censure him. Bush resigns and goes to prison, where he converts to Mormonism and quits his addictions. Two years go by, and he receives an early parole (likely due to his father’s influence.). Magician David Coperfield sparks political unrest after walking through the Great Wall of China in Jiayuguan. "Visual kei" (Japanese glam-rock gangs) become popular with youth throughout Japan. Newsweek warns of violence by the "Trekkie" community, after an attack on actor William Shatner in New York City, New York. Chinese artists launch the single "Let the World be filled with Love", backed by government officials in Beijing, China, to compete with American pop culture. Chinese singer Teresa Teng is proclaimed an "underground leader" by government officials. Russian musical groups Aquarium, Kino, Alisa and Strannye Igry launch an insurrection in Leningrad, Russia. "Xibeifeng" (a.k.a. "Northwest Wind") becomes popular throughout China, seen as a call for change politically and culturally. "Gun Fu" (violent gun battles) become popular as the the Tongs and Triads assert their power in major cities including Hong Kong and Shanghai. Military forces are deployed to enforce the "Cultural Zones" under orders from Prime Minister Indira Gandhi in New Delhi, India.
1987: WHO/CDC officials announce the first successful treatment of genetic defects through genetic engineering in Atlanta, Georgia. U.S. Department of Agriculture announces the first recorded case of Bovine Immunodeficiency Virus (BIV) (a.k.a. "Cow AIDS/HIV") is reported in Washington D.C., sparking concerns about a link with the outbreak of the human AIDS/HIV virus. Reports of "black ambulances" throughout Brazil are reported taking part in organ-harvesting crimes. Hrushiv Disaster; a permanent rift in the space-time continuum is uncovered outside of Hrushiv, Ukraine, by Russian military forces, sparking a massive exodus of the region. Amerika (ABC-TV) television mini-series about Soviet occupation of the United States actually becomes a major hit. British singer George Michael is placed under arrest for "indecency" and "inappropriate music". Heavy metal musician Ozzy Osborne is arrested in New York City, New York after he is blamed for teen suicides. Max Headroom (played by actor Matt Frewer) becomes the official spokesperson for New Coke with a 5-year contract. "Pogoball", along with the Segway (2001), one of the biggest divergences in transportation. Civl unrest and violence erupt in Egypt due to oil shortages. Radio messages spark military tensions between Iran and Iraq, attempting to draw the U.S. into the conflict. Former porn actress Anna Ilona Staller is elected Prime Minister of Italy amidst great controversy. Oceanographers uncover a growing "dead zone" caused by deadly algae blooms within the Gulf of Mexico. Soviet military forces begin equipping Arab military forces throughout the world, targetting Israel. "Brain Gyms" are established starting in Ventura, California to "create new neural pathways". Honduran Doctor Alfredo Bowman announces a herbal treatment to deal with the AIDS/HIV virus, to the relief of the international medical community. President Gary Hart signs the Telecommunications Act of 1987, regulating videophone activities, after a child creates a phone bill of $17,000.00 in Sacramento, California. Tipper Gore publishes An Inconvenient Truth, linking heavy metal, rap/hip-hop, and rock and roll music to the general decline in morality nationwide, becoming a major bestseller. President Gary Hart is caught in a sex scandal in Miami, Florida with model Donna Rice, sparking Republican calls for impeachment. Playboy magazine publishes a detailed piece on tantric sex, popularizing the practice nationwide. The FCC decides to retain the Fairness Doctrine for radio and television programming. Actor Sean Penn is beaten to death in a California jail. Civil Rights activist Julian Bond (D-GA) is elected the House of Representatives. Christopher Reeves is The Running Man. Televangelist James Bakker is tried and convicted of raping Jessica Han, discrediting many members of the "Moral Majority". Holographic 3-D television is introduced on a limited commercial basis starting in Las Vegas, Nevada and Los Angeles, California. Martial law is imposed throughout Xinjiang, after Chinese military officials report a "zombie attack" in Khotan, sparking rumors or attempts to "weaponize" zombies. United Nations officials report a worldwide shortage in the supply of tin, during a conference in Rome, Italy. "Nothing To My Name" musical single by Cui Jian, becomes a call for youth rebellion, signalling youth disillusionment. Martial law is declared over South Korea, after protests erupt in major cities nationwide.
1988: Armand Hammer v. California; U.S. Supreme Court overturns Proposition 64 (a.k.a. "Prevent AIDS Now Initiative Committee") (PANIC), through the work of LGBT leaders. Gary Hart re-elected President. "One Australia" policy announced by PM John Howard, calling for a ban on Asian immigrants. Soviet Union and the People's Republic of China boycott the Summer Olympics in Seoul, South Korea in solidarity with North Korea. American singer Neil Young is banned from performing in Europe by the European Economic Community. RJR Reynolds introduces "Smokeless Cigarettes". The Last Temptation of Christ directed by Martin Scorsese is banned due to massive protests by Christian fundamentalists. Game show personality Vanna White makes her hit film debut with Goddess of Love, becoming a major celebrity. Carrie: The Musical based on the novel by Stephen King, makes its hit Broadway debut. "Harmonic Convergence" of planets is celebrated across the globe as the "mankind's shift from warlike to peaceful". Senator Dan Quayle (R-IN) wins the Republican Party nomination in an effort to appeal to youth. Tawana Bradley Riots; Race riots erupt in Brooklyn, New York after Tawana Bradley accuses police officers of rape. WHO/CDC officials report a disease outbreak outside of Atlanta, Georgia, sparking civil unrest and violence."Power Pad" (Nintendo Systems) is unveiled, bringing Nintendo into the "exer-gaming" market. American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) leads a campaign to regulate MTV, claiming the "negative influence of violent and sexual images" in New York City, New York. 6,500 couples are married in a mass mariage ceremony led by Reverend Sun Myung Moon in New York City, New York. Skip Humphrey (DFL-MN) is elected to the Senate. Doug Lafollette (D-WI) is elected to the Senate. Alan Keyes (R-MD) is elected to the Senate. Jacques Cheminade, a leader of the European Workers Party (another LaRouche organization), is elected President of France. He lost reelection, but will return to office in 1995. Former President Lyndon LaRouche (D/ U.S. Labor-NH) is convicted on charges of mail fraud and tax fraud. He is sentenced to 25 years in federal prison and denied parole. Retired Admiral John McCain (R) is elected Governor of Arizona. Neil Bush, employee of the Silverado Savings and Loans union, is arrested, convicted and imprisoned for his part in the Savings and Loans scandal. Gordon Michael Scallion proclaims the rise of "Blue-Ray Children", proclaiming a generation of "psychic abilities". Palestinian leaders announce a "Declaration of Independence" in Ramallah, formally establishing the "Confederation of Palestine". "Qiu Ge" (Chinese prison songs) are popularized by Chi Zhiqiang, who calls for the end to the "re-education" /political prison camps throughout China.
1989: Japanese officials report a permanent rift in the space-time continuum is uncovered in the region of Taiwan (ROC) and Miyake Island (JAP) (e.g. "Devil's Sea", "Dragon's Triangle"), sparking tensions between China and Japan. Killer Bee infestations become more pronounced; Power-Glove becomes top selling item. Kola Disaster; Russian military officials in Kola, outside of Murmansk, report a "demonic outbreak" after drilling for oil. Anti-American riots erupt in Brazil and Peru over organ-harvesting syndicate crimes, sparking tensions with the United States. Military forces shoot down a UFO in the Kalihari Desert, South African troops transport the wreckage to the United States. Shintaro Ishihara is elected Prime Minister citing an ultra-nationalist platform for Japan. Brian "The Boz" Bosworth leads the Seattle Seahawks to the Super Bowl, amidst controversy for "trash-talking" against the Denver Broncos. Saturday Night Live (NBC-TV) is cancelled due to protests by the American Family Association (AFA), amidst accusations of obscenity. McDonald's introduces the McRib sandwhich amidst great fanfare and popularity. Yugoslavian musical group Riva makes its hit debut with its hit debut "Rock On", amidst controversy. Toho releases Godzilla vs. Gunhed to great success. Emmanuel Cleaver, backed by the Ad Hoc Group Against Crime, successfully leads a ban against rap/hip-hop music in Kansas City, Missouri; Parents Against Subliminal Seduction (PASS) succesfully pushes for a ban on concerts in San Antonio, Texas; National Organization for Women (NOW) launches a national campaign to allow the baring of female breasts, starting in Seneca Falls, New York. "Satanic underground" is exposed in a television special by ABC-TV reporter Geraldo Rivera. Actress Talisa Soto (License to Kill, Mortal Combat), poses nude for Playboy magazine. "Lost" episode of The Simpsons (FOX-TV) named "Dead Bart", written by Matt Groening and David Silverman is aired, featuring a morbid storyline that features the death of Bart Simpson and features a graveyard with the predicted deaths of guest stars, place on graves. Rudy Giuliani (Liberal Party-NY) is elected Mayor of New York City. Legion, the third Exorcist movie and directed by John Carpenter, is released to great success. Occupation Safety & Health Administration (OSHA) announces in Washington D.C., federal guidelines banning assignment of certain people to certain jobs/occupations due to genetic predispositions. UFOs are seen throughout Gulf Breeze, Florida, sparking concern throughout the Atlantic Seaboard. Ning Lai develops "anti-gravity" in Huntsville, Alabama, otherwise known as "AC gravity effect", utilizing gravitoelectric fields. "Gorby Acid", LSD stickers featuring Mikhail Gorbachev become extremely popular in Eastern Europe, the Baltics, and Russia. "Gangtaiyue" music sparks a youth revolution, encouraging people to question and challenge government.
1990: "Cold Fusion" being confirmed by Pons/ Fleischmann in Salt Lake City, Utah. SONY unveils, in Tokyo, Japan, "wrist-televisions" for sale, in time for the Christmas shopping season. Italian government authorities report c. 231 children abducted for organ-haresting, sparking a nationwide panic. New Madrid Earthquake; 8.1 earthquake centered in New Madrid, Missouri causes damage across the country, being felt as far north as Washington D.C. Marla Maples, mistress to Donald Trump, poses nude for Playboy magazine, amidst the controversy over Trump's affairs; Singer Sinead O'Connor poses nude for Playboy magazine. Vanilla Ice introduces rap music to the mainstream. Lambada Brazilian dance becomes popular worldwide. Japanese Defense Minister Shigeru Ishiba wins the right of international intervention for Japanese military forces. Famine has spread to all of India, Pakistan, Middle East, and all of Africa, despite international humanitarian aid efforts. NASA officials voice concern as the Space Shuttle Discovery mysteriously disappears, along with 7 astronauts. Dick Tracy starring Warren Beatty, makes its hit debut, launching rides at Disneyland parks and launching a film franchise. Toho releases Mothra vs. Bagan to great success. "F*** the Police" rap single by N.W.A. is banned after ressure from police groups nationwide; "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew is banned after pressure from women's rights groups; Heavy metal group Judas Priest is placed under arrest after hidden messages are found on its "Stained Class" single. Sinead O'Connor is banned from performances throughout Europe, after tearing up a picture of the Pope on television. Tennis player Martina Narvitilova makes her professional tennis comeback winning the Wimbleon Tournament. American professional football becomes popular across the glone with the creation of European teams including the London Monarchs, Barcelona Dragons, and the Frankfurt Galaxy. Author Mario Vargas Llosa is elected in presidential elections on a socialist platform, sparking tensions with the United States. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-AR), wife of current Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton, is elected the first female governor of that state. Italian singer Toto Cutugno makes his hit musical debut with the single "Insieme: 1992". WHO/CDC officials report a massive disease outbreak in the Kosovo region of Yugoslavia, sparking civil unrest and violence; Health officials in Lagos, Nigeria report a "koro" (penis-shrinking disease) outbreak, causing panic and civil unrest. 60 Minutes (CBS-TV) reports the dangers of dental fillings due to mercury toxicity, sparking a health care crisis. U.S. military personnel stationed in the Middle East, especially Iraq and Kuwait, report outbreaks of "Gulf War Syndrome". Operation Sun Devil; Secret Service agents dismantle Steve Jackson Games in San Jose, California over alleged "hacker activities". "Nasty" rap/ hip-hop album by Too Much Joy becomes a major bestseller, partially because of efforts to ban the record in Texas, Wisconsin, and Florida. Cancer patient Craig Shergold of Carshalton, England launches an international campaign to end cancer worldwide. Lester Maddox (AIP-GA) is reelected Governor. Nova Scotia votes to secede from Canada and become part of the United States. Former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke (R-LA) is narrowly elected Governor. By the time he is sworn in, all hell will have broken out in the Sportsman’s paradise. Christopher Reeve has two major hits this year; the sci-fi thriller Total Recall and the romantic comedy Pretty Woman, with Julia Roberts. Controversial preacher Fred Phelps (D-KS) is elected Governor of that state. Maria Devi Christos (a.k.a. Marina Tsvigun), displaying paranormal powers, proclaims herself the "messenger of the New Age" in Stalino, Ukraine SSR, battling against Soviet military forces. United Nations officials report a worldwide shortage in the supply of zinc, during a conference in Rome, Italy. Soviet officials launch a crackdown on "Gopnik" (Russian male youth gangs) in major cities nationwide.
1991: "Flag-Burning" Amendment to the U.S. Constittution. U.S. POWs/MIAs are discovered in Vietnam and Laos. Indonesia suffers civil unrest and violence amidst reports of oil shortages in Indonesia, sparkng tensions throughout SE Asia. Reports emerge in Poland and Russia of rich Arabs using street children for organ-harvesting, sparking riots. Riots erupt across Moscow after reports of international efforts to auction off the body of Vladimir Lenin are announced. Tennis player Bjorn Borg stuns the professional tennis world with his return winning the Wimbledon Tournament. The Rocketeer starring Jennifer Connelly, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Senator John Heinz (R-NY) dies mysteriously in a helicopter crash. The staged murders in the Japanese film Guinea Pig 2 are investigated by the FBI and Tokyo Police and found to be factual. Actor Charlie Sheen, whom reported the film to authorities, gives up alcohol and narcotics and becomes a born-again Christian. Pop singer Tiffany poses nude for Playboy magazine, helping to revive her musical career. Swedish group Carola makes its hit debut with the musical single "Fångad av en stormvind". "Tectrix VR Bike" introduces "networked exer-gaming" systems, allowing people to compete against each other in various games. Ozone therapy is approved by the FDA in Washington D.C., as a means to treat AIDS/HIV patients; Doctor John Holt announces a microwave treatment for cancer in Sydney, Australia. Adult/pornographic "1-900" videophone lines gain major popularity due to a rise in advertising. Heavy metal artist Øystein "Euronymous" Aarseth launches the "Helvete" movement in Oslo, Norway based on esoteric Nazism. William Kennedy Smith is found guilty of sexual assault. Alberta secedes from Canada and becomes part of the United States. With assistance from the United Nations, the Kurds secede from Iraq and become their own nation. Ray Mabus (D-MS) is reelected Governor of that state. Doctors at Walter Reed Medical Center in Betheseda, Maryland unveil the creation of artificial eyes, with a resolution similar to black-and-white televisions. Saint Louis Riots; Riots erupt in Saint Louis, Missouri, after police launch a crackdown on their concert, sparking violence and civil unrest. Self-proclaimed messiah "Yaweh ben Yaweh" (a.k.a. Hulon Mitchell, Jr.)is captured by FBI and police officials, after attempting to incite a race war. "Vissarion" (a.k.a. Sergey Anatolyevitch Torop) is proclaimed the "Siberian Messiah" in Minusinsk, Russia, imposing a vegan lifestyle, sparking civil unrest and violence. Leonard Nimoy calls for peace between different "Trekkie/Trekker" factions, during a press conference in Los Angeles, California. "Russian Air Force Diet", consisting of cabbage soup, becomes a popular diet plan starting in Eastern Europe, the Baltics, and Russia.
1992: President Gary Hart announces the creation of the National Computer Mercantile Network (NCMN) in Washington D.C., sparking concerns from small businesses and rural leaders. Physicists at Princeton Plasma Physics Laboratory announce the first self-sustaining fusion reaction system in Princeton, New Jersey. Wall Street Journal reports that over 10% of the GNP of Japan is created through its robotics workforce, sparking tensions within labor unions and industrial organizations. Flat Earth Society protests outside the White House in Washington D.C., objecting to the Colombus Day anniversary celebrations. Panic and civil unrest spreads with the outbreak of the BIV (a.k.a. "Cow AIDS/HIV") spread by dairy and beef cattle, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture. Crystal Pepsi makes its debut, soon devouring up more of the market share. Ross Perot elected President. Valiant and Image Comics make their hit debuts amidst a booming independent comics industry. Japanese-led Asian Pacific Economic Community (APEC) and German-led European Union (EU) launch an "economic cold war" against the United States. Canadian magician Doug Henning establishes "Maharishi Veda Land" amusement park in Niagara Falls, Ontario. Satanic cult activity is reported by police officials in Canada, sparking fears of a growing movement. Automation, mechanization, robotics, and digital computerization are blamed for massive unemployment across the globe, fueling anti-technological sentiment. Personal Digital Assistants (PDA) become a major bestseller and are seen as a major technological leap. Israeli officials led by Benjamin Netanyahu and Shimon Peres report that Iran has begun production of nuclear weapons during a press conference in Tel Aviv. Major celebrations across the Western Hemisphere regarding the 500th anniversary of the landing of Christopher Colombus; Giant sundial is constructed in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic in honor of the landing. MP Neil Kinnock is elected British Prime Minister, leading the Labor Party into power in parliamentary elections. New York Times popularizes "grunge slang", which some critics call an attack on the "English -only" Amendment movement. Toho releases a remake of Godzilla vs. King Kong to great success. Carolco releases a reboot of Spiderman, with Spidey fighting Electro and Sandman. James Cameron directed the controversial adaption, which the MPAA gives an R-rating. Irish singer Linda Martin makes her international debut with the hit single "Why Me". Singer Dionne Warwick launches the "Psychic Friends Network", becoming a major success over videophone lines. Varg "Count Grishnackh" Vikernes confirms reports that the "Helvete" are committing "acts of Satanism" throughout Norway; Law enforcement officers report church bombings from Oslo, Bergen, Sarpsborg, Stavanger, and Vindafjord, Norway by "Helvete" members. 30,000 couples are married in a mass marriage ceremony led by Reverend Sun Myung Moon in New York City, New York. Nude & Breast Freedom Day; Annual festival celebrating nudism and the baring of female breasts is established in Berkeley, California. Sacred Orgasm by Kenneth Ray Stubbs published, sparking a neo-Tantric revival in the US. Buddhists such as Georg Feuerstein are quick criticize this development calling it "neurotic.. an attempt at clothing purely genital impulses or neurotic emotional needs in an aura of spirituality..."; "Smile.jpg", a frightening picture is placed on the Internet, causing people to have psychotic episodes and to commit suicide. Senator Geraldine Ferraro is reelected. Joe Walsh wins the nomination for Ross Perot’s Vice President. Vice President Al Gore (TN) and Governor Ann Richards (TX) are the Democrats’ presidential nominees. For the Republicans’ nominations, Governor John S. McCain III (AZ) and Senator Teresa Heinz (PA (widow of Senator John Heinz) are selected. Tim Burton’s Batman Returns is a great success; with Michael Keaton in the title role, Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman, Dustin Hoffman as the Penguin, Billy Dee Williams as Harvey Dent and Marlon Wayons as Robin. Governor Fred Phelps (D-KS) is reelected. Controversial former Governor Evan Mecham (I-AZ) is elected to the Senate. Alessandra Mussolini, granddaughter of Il Duce, is elected Mayor of Naples. Park officials order the quarantine of Joshua Tree National Monument after a reported "zombie attack". Ultra-nationalist violence erupts in Montreal, Quebec after a Guns N' Roses concert, sparking the Canadian government to declare martial law. Self-proclaimed messiah Claude Maurice Marcel Vorilhon survives an assassination attempt on his life in Paris, France. Magician David Copperfield displays his flight ability in Durham, North Carolina, sparking international attention. Russian scientist Yevgeny Podkletnov unveils "gravitic shielding" before military and government officials in Moscow, sparking an arms race.
1993: The Celestine Prophecy by James Redfield sparks a religious renaissance, as people begin to create a "more spiritual society". President Ross Perot passes the National Health Reform Act which establishes a federal ID system for health care, which later is expanded for "security purposes". Illegal rap album "Bodycount" by Ice-T and Ice-Cube becomes a major underground bestseller. Soccer player Nii Lamptey of Ghana is proclaimed the "next Pele", launching a massive soccer craze. Maharishi Mahesh Yogi proves scientifically that mass meditation/prayer can effectively reduce violence in conflict regions. Crop circles are reported outside of Johannesburg, South Africa offering further evidence of extraterrestrial life. Massive worldwide crop damage is blamed on holes in the ozone layer, sparking famine and civil unrest; UFO sighting take place across Ireland and Great Britain. Scientists uncover a permanent rift in the space-time continuum in the South Atlantic Ocean (a.k.a. "The South Atlantic Anomaly"), sparking tensions with Argentina, Paraguay, and Brazilian governments. Transvaal Riots; Riots erupt in Transvaal, South Africa over reports of organ-harvesting by the apartheid government. Homeless people begin forming private militias beginning with the "Arm the Homeless" militia in Columbus, Ohio. Hawaiian nationalists led by Kekuni Blaisdell call for independence for the Kingdom of Hawai'i in Honolulu, Hawaii. Joseph Newman is honored by President Ross Perot in a Rose Garden ceremony for his contributions to science. A US Senate committee concerning POWs/MIA uncovers evidence American soldiers still held captive by Vietnam, North Korea, and the People's Republic of China. Russian scientists reveal evidence of a “Yeti” like creature, the Alma, which was captured by the Red Army and later died in captivity. Toho releases Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 2.0 to great success. Much of the press and tickets are due to Toho killing off Godzilla (his son is irradiated and becomes a new Godzilla) to end the domestic series in preparation for the American version. Irish singer Niamh Kavanagh makes his international debut with the hit single "In Your Eyes". WWF Wrestler Hulk Hogan is considered the highest paid videophone celebrity; The New Kids on the Block (NKOTB) are considered the highest paid musical act on videophone, according to Wall Street Journal. "Helvete" actions spread across into Gothenburg, Sweden, sparking tensions throughout the Scandinavian region. James McMillan (The Rent is too Damn High Party-NY) elected Mayor of New York City. Defeated for reelection, he runs and wins again in 2009. Queen Elizabeth, a.k.a. "the Queen Mother", dies while visiting during a royal trip to Sydney, Australia. American law enforcement officials begin allowing "psychic forensics" into criminal investigations and cases. Trees are magnetized in Southhaven Park, New York after the appearence of UFOs in the area. United Nations officials report a worldwide shortage in the supply of copper, lead and natural gas during a conference in Rome, Italy. Chinese leader Deng Xiaoping warns of strategic mineral shortages, during a speech in Beijing, China, sparking tensions with Japan and Russia. Chinese singer Faye Wong is proclaimed the "Diva of Asia", sparking fears of Chinese influence. Southern Baptist Convention in Birmingham, Alabama is apparently attacked by Freemasons, sparking animosity nationwide. Russian Mafiya controls all domestic banking institutions, despite government anti-corruption efforts. "Pansori" (Korean traditional musical story-telling) is used to spread support for South Korea starting in Seoul.
1993-1994: Blind Melon makes their hit debut, signaling explosion of "grunge" genre. Internet dead as AOL network spreads. U.S. Army and National Guard forces are ordered to contain "zombie attacks" in Los Angeles, San Pedro, and Santa Monica, sparking concern of a political crackdown on anti-Perot sentiment. Organ-legging sydicate led by Amit Kumar and Santosh Raut is uncovered by police officials in Bombay, India.
1994: Vladimir Zhrinovsky, Russian ultra-nationalist comes to power in Moscow. Quebec independence. David Caruso becomes a movie star. The Shadow starring Alec Baldwin and Penelope Ann Miller, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Colombia led by Andres Escobar wins the World Cup in Los Angeles, California, sparking international attention. "English-only" Amendment is established (U.S.). Pro-football/baseball player Bo Jackson dazzles the sports world. Heavy metal music is reported to contain "subliminal messages" leading to a national ban. "Sky Dancers" (Galoob) dolls become popular. Patrick Ewing leads the New York Knicks to the NBA Championship. Local residents report being attacked in Taiyuan, China by the "Sibuxiang Beast", forcing the deployment of PLA forces to the region. Second Korean War; Japan and North Korea clash after a naval incident in the Sea of Japan. Actor Rubén Blades is elected President of Panama. Russian-backed Bulgarian forces enter into Macedonia, escalating fighting within the Balkans region. WHO/CDC officials report organ-harvesting networks in India, sparking a massive police crackdown; Chinese government officials begin using convicted criminals, mainly political prisoners, for organ-harvesting; Anti-American riots erupt in Guatemala over organ-harvesting syndicate crimes; health officials report c. 6,000 children harvested for organs in Latin America. Tensions mount nationwide as severe droughts and famine occur across Australia. NYPD Blue (ABC-TV) is cancelled due to protests by the American Family Association (AFA) amidst accusations of obscenity. Radio personality Howard Stern is elected governor of New York under a libertarian platform, amidst anti-Perot sentiment. Entertainer Mister Rogers is revealed to have been a Marine Sniper during the Korean War, during a press conference. Schindler's List by Steven Spielberg is banned in Malaysia and the Philippines, due to protests by religious conservatives. Former Colonel Oliver North (R-VA) is elected to the Senate. Irish crooners Paul Harrington and Charlie McGettigan make their international debut with the hit "Rock N' Roll Kids". "Helvete" guerillas burn churches in Sund, Snertingdal, Buskerud, Akra, Askim, and Gjerdum, Norway, sparking sectarian tensions throughout the country; "Helvete" guerillas begin intimidating journalists through murder and extortion. Mark Roosevelt (D-MA), the great-grandson of Theodore Roosevelt, is elected Governor. Mitt Romney (I-MA) is elected Senator. Harold Stassen (R-MN) is reelected to the Senate. Former Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton dies of a massive heart attack. At the time, he was considered the Democrats’ best hope for beating President Perot. His widow and daughter move to Illinois, where Hillary will be elected Senator. George Romero’s The Stand is a huge, scary success. Governor Fred Phelps (D-KS) is reelected. Jeb Bush, despite his controversial family, is elected Governor of Florida. Troy Hurtubise of Hamilton, Ontario, Canada creates the first "ballistics suit" (a.k.a. "mecha-armor", "Iron Man armor"). Oil reaches $50.00 (U.S.) per barrel, sparking concerns of an international fuel shortage and an economic crisis. "Kogal" (Japanese party-girls) become extremely popular with youth, sparking national attention. Militia movement "General" Linda Thompson leads a "March on Washington" in defiance of the Perot Adminisration. Korean political leaders Chun Doo-hwon and Roh Tae-woo are executed by North Korean troops in Seoul.
1995: Nintendo VirtuaBoy console makes its hit debut, part of a new wave of VR. Controversy over unauthorized pornographic content spreads - 2nd Sexual Revolution underway. Waterworld makes its hit debut. Actress Elizabeth Berkley, becomes a star after the film Showgirls launches her career. South Africa falls apart due to Afrikanner-led "war for homeland". Nicky Barmby emerges as a major soccer player in Great Britain. Government of Thailand collapses due to international boycotts over its policies on child prostution. Michael Jordan leads the Baltimore Orioles to a World Series. Charles Barkley leads the Phoenix Suns to the NBA Championship. Food riots are reported nationwide due to drought in the Midwest; Last portions of rainforest destroyed in Madagascar. 1945 alternate-history novel by Newt Gingrich and William R. Fortschen, becomes a major bestseller. Rush Limbaugh is named Speaker of the House of Representatives in a highly partisan anti-Perot vote. Deepak Chopra establishes "Chopra Center for Well Being" across the globe, starting in Los Angeles, California as "spiritual alignment centers". Pakistan and Russia begin sending scientists to aid Iran's nuclear program, sparking international tensions. President Ross Perot signs the MPAA-backed Copyright Protection Act, banning the "copying of copyrighted materials for distribution". Evidence is uncovered that paparrazzi and/or the royal family premediated the death of Princess Diana. MP William Hague is elected British Prime Minister after he leads the Tory Party to electoral victory in parliamentary elections. "Roswell Autopsy" film evidence is leaked to the press, proving that the United States and Great Britain have known about extraterrestrial life since 1947, fueling paranoia worldwide. The 1996 Acura SLX, blending the mini-van and the SUV for families. "Black helicopter" campaigns against militias are uncovered, sparking paranoia. Norwegian group Secret Garden makes its hit debut with their single "Nocturne". C. Dolores Tucker purchases a large portion of Time/Warner/AOL stock, pressuring the corporation to drop all rap/hip-hop titles from its labels in New York City, New York. FBI officials in Fort Myers, Florida report that Caleb Fairley meeting with Norwegian "Helvete" members, in an effort to back his "teen militia"; "Helvete" guerillas burn churches in Telemark, Vestby, Sandefjord, et al., Norway, despite efforts by law enforcement. Actress/comedian Drew Barrymore poses nude for Playboy magazine. 360,000 couples are married in a mass marriage ceremony led by Reverend Sun Myung Moon in New York City, New York. Quebec votes to separate from Canada and become its own nation. Tim Burton’s Batman Forever is a huge success; with Keaton and Wayans returning as Batman and Robin, Rene Russo as Dr. Meridian, Billy Dee Williams as Two Face, and Robin Williams as the Riddler. Lollapalooza Riots;Riots erupt at the Lollapalooza '95 concert in Charles Town, West Virginia after Pavement launches an anti-Perot rant. Psychic Eugenia Davitashvili proclaims her power of protection over Russian political officials in Moscow, Russia. Journalist Susan Walsh disappears while investigating the rising "vampire underground". "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, is trafficked in Lusaka, Zambia. Statues of Lord Ganesha begin producing milk in New Delhi, India attracting thousands of religious pilgrims. Korean singer Seo Taiji sparks controversy, demanding an end to government censorship in Seoul, despite war time restrictions.
1996: Ross Perot re-elected President. Angelina Jolie marries her Foxfire costar, Jenny Shimizu. The two remain married until 1999, when they divorce. Second Krakatoa Disaster; volcanic eruption at Krakatoa, Indonesia, sparks a massive humanitarian aid and refugee crisis. Internet begins suffering a series of major system failures and crashes, disrupting economic trade. Comics crash averted. Heroes Reborn (1996/1997)- Todd McFarlane and Jim Lee restart the Marvel Universe. The Phantom starring Billy Zane makes its hit film debut, launching a film franchise. Barb Wire starring Pamela Anderson, makes its hit debut, launching a film fanchise. "Macarena" dance craze goes worldwide. Sheryl Crow is banned from performance after the release of her single "Love Is A Good Thing", after complaints by gun rights advocates about its content on gun violence; Heavy metal group Cannibal Corpse is placed under arrest on obscenity charges in Berlin, Germany. Riots erupt in major cities throughout Egypt after local officials ban all forms of Western music, especially rock and roll, heavy metal and rap music. Platte River in Nebraska dries up due to the greenhouse effect; Reports of "black blizzards" of prarie topsoil causing traffic jams, computer and power failures throughout the Midwest. NASCAR legend Richard Petty (R-NC) wins the gubernatorial election in North Carolina. NASA announces the completion of Space Station Freedom at Cape Canaveral, Florida as a major technological achievement. Doctor Who (FOX-TV) starring Eric Roberts as "the Master" makes its hit television debut. President Ross Perot signs the Communications Decency Act, banning "electronic pornography" in Washington D.C. Jay Rockefeller (D-WV) wins the Democratic Party presidential nomination based on a populist platform. Rapper Tupac Shakur is revealed to have "faked his death" while living in New Zealand. Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare is banned in schools nationwide due to its "promotion of alternative lifestyles". Irish singer Eimear Quinn makes her hit musical debut with the single "The Voice". C. Dolores Tucker launches a campaign to ban rap music by Tupac Shakur, after the musician ridicules her in a song, in Brooklyn, New York. The Art of Sexual Magic by Margot Anand is published. It is widely cited as responsible for the popularization of neo-Tantra in Europe. This development enrages many. Battlecruiser 3000AD (Take-Two Interactive) science-fiction video game created by Derek Smart, makes its hit debut. Lavender Town Syndrome; Hundreds of children across Japan and South Korea are hospitalized or commit suicide, due to strange psychological damage caused by Pokemon: Green and Pokemon: Red. Pat Buchanan is nominated as the U.S. Tax Payer’s Party candidate for President, and the Reform party’s nominee for Governor of Virginia, the latter he is successful at. Mike Huckabee (R-AR) is elected to the Senate. The guillotine replaces the electric chair as the official method of execution for the state of Georgia. Halliburton CEO Dick Cheney (TX) and Senator Alan Keyes (MD) are the Republican nominees in this election. Mexican superhero "Superbarrio Gómez" launches rallies against the Perot administration in California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas, regarding civil rights for Chicano/Latino people. Tensions mount between India and Pakistan after a "zombie attack" is reported along the "line of control" in Srinagar, India. Troy Hurtubise of Hamilton, Ontario, Canada succssfully contracts the "ballistics suit" (a.k.a. "mecha-armor", "Iron Man armor") for the U.S. and Canadian military starting. British health officials unveil "artificial food", as a means to alleviate famine and hunger in Cambridge, England. British government officials announce massive shortages in natural gas, during a televised speech in London, England. "Trekkies" in Little Rock, Arkansas call for Congress to launch impeachment hearings against President Ross Perot. "Visual kei" (Japanese glam-rock gangs) arrive in the United States, clashing with local urban street gangs along the West Coast. Russian oligarchs Boris Berezovsky, Mikhail Khodorkovsky, Alex Konanykhin, Mikhail Fridman, Vladimir Gusinsky, Vitaly Malkin and Vladimir Potanin are credited with control of the government. "Provisional Government General Council" for the Republic of Texas is formed in Austin, with the support of actor Chuck Norris. "Rally for the Bill of Rights" is held at the Washington Monument in defiance of the Perot administration in Washington D.C.; Allied troops battle against North Korean troops in Yonsei and Myongdong, South Korea, despite heavy resistance.
1997: Tensions mount between the Perot administrarion and the Zhirinovsky regime, as 2 American defense satellites are shot down by Russian satellites. Microsoft Web-TV takes off, creating competition for the cable and satellite dish companies. FBI and police officials report organ-harvesting networks in New Orleans, Louisiana, sparking panic and civil unrest. Clonaid is established, providing commercial human clones for infertile and LGBT persons amidst great religious controversy. Major flooding begins to occur in Central Europe along the Elbe and Oder Rivers, sparking a refugee crisis. Action movie star Joseph Estrada is elected in presidential elections in the Philippines on a populist platform. Singer Janet Jackson is placed under arrest in Singapore due to the "graphic nature" of her "Velvet Rope" album. The Puppy Channel is created by retired advertising executive Dan FitzSimons. According to Molly FitzSimons, 41% of people in focus group surveys say they prefer watching the channel to CNBC and 37% prefer it to TBS. Disney Corporation bans LGBT references from its films and products after pressure from Southern Baptist Convention. Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia (FARC) announce their surrender to government forcs after a nationwide "sex strike" against the leftist cocaine cartel is announced in Bogota, Colombia. A spokesman for NOAA announces that the organization has recorded what appears to be the noise of a “giant, aquatic creature”. The top researchers claim it is not manmade nor does it match any living whale or fish. The public is even more surprised when a noted science fiction author points out that the location of the encounter took place 950 nautical miles away from the location of the late H.P. Lovecraft’s “fictional” city, Rlyeh. Members of Heaven's Gate cult disappear mysteriously after the passage of the Hale-Bopp comet in San Diego, California; Finnish Air Force F-18s confront UFOs in the Lapland area, sparking tensions in the region. "Moller M200G Jetson" makes its hit debut, introducing "flying cars" to the commercial market starting. Riots erupt outside the offices of America Online (AOL) in New York City, New York, amidst complaints of rate hikes and server problems. Lumber industry (a.k.a. "the lumber cartel") launches a national campaign against the Internet in Washington D.C., proclaiming concern for the environment. Reverend Al Sharpton (D-NY) is elected Mayor of New York City. Sam Raimi’s Batman: Intimidation Game is a huge success, with David Duchovny as the Batman, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Bane, Elizabeth Hurley as Poison Ivy, and Michelle Williams as Barbara Gordon/ Batgirl. Marlon Wayans and Billy Dee Williams return as well. The film is notable for the crippling of Bruce Wayne midway through the film, and Dick Grayson replacing him as Batman, with both them working together to take Bane down. Actress Thuy Tran (Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers) dies in a car accident in San Francisco, California. Weezer releases a cover of "Uptown Girl" by Billy Joel on mp3. Johnny and Luther Htoo lead the God's Army Guerrillas in Burma, demonstrating "magical powers." These include invulnerability to bullets, mines and the ability to kill by pointing a rifle at the ground and concentrating. Superhero "Supergay" sparks immediate controversy, advocating for the rights of the LGBT community in Mexico City, Mexico. Chinese People's Liberation Army (PLA) reports identifying c. 100,000 known psychics, sparking concern of a "psychic war" in Beijing. Magician David Copperfield marries model Claudia Schiffer, catching the attention of tabloids across the globe. Magician David Blaine displays his flight ability in Brooklyn, New York, before national television cameras. UFOs are witnessed over Mexico City, Mexico, sparking fears of an oncoming apocalypse throughout Latin America. Scientists in Helsinki, Finland; Toronto, Ontario, Canada; and Sheffield England; unveil "gravitic shielding", reproducing the results of Yevgeny Podkletnov. Militia groups in Maricopa County, Arizona announce the creation of the "Country of Arizona" before the United Nations in New York City, New York. U.S. troops enter through the Panhandle region, in an effort to force Texas back into the Union. Russian "Padonki" counterculture launches its rebellion against the government, demanding an end to the Zhirinovsky regime. Martial law is imposed over Hong Kong, after the British government turns over the lease for the region to Chinese officials. South Korea begins broadasting shows into China, in support of the pro-democracy movement. Reverend Al Sharpton leads a rally in support of Korean reunification in New York City, New York. Allied troops uncover mass-graves by North Korean troops, detailing atrocities against civilians.
1998: Apple iMac fails to gain a significant market share, setting Apple to financial ruin; Spain wins the World Cup, after defeating Nigeria and Paraguay in Paris, France. Dean Devlin/ Roland Emmerich launch the Godzilla film franchise, sparking renewed interest in the genre, "Gojira purists" launch suicide bomb attacks against theaters showing the American version of Godzilla. The Avengers starring Uma Thurman and Ralph Fiennes, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. "WWJD" bracelets (e.g. "What Would Jesus Do") and "Promise Keepers" become popular. Economic collapse of the U.S. dollar against the Japanese yen occurs. Iran begins developing long-range missiles for its nuclear weapons program against international pressure. Corpus Christi by Terrence McNally is banned due to nationwide pressure by Christian fundamentalist groups. Desmond Tutu uncovers concrete evidence of Dag Hammarskjold's 1961 assassination. Those who investigated the crash site verify a wound caused by a firearm on the Secretary General's head, as well as holes in the fuselage likely caused by a cannon. Israeli group Dana International makes its hit musical debut with their single "Diva". Doctor Stephen Mak unveils study linking pesticide and GMO intake to cancer rates during a press conference in Boston, Massachusetts. Yahoo! warns users that its accounts have been hacked, spreading a logic bomb/ worm virus across the globe, after the arrest of hacker Kevin Mitnick in San Jose, California; Riots erupt outside the corporate headquarters of America Online (AOL) in New York City, New York. Fighting erupts in Jordan due to massive water shortages, sparking a humanitarian refugee crisis; Turkey and Greece wage war over Cyprus, citing the limited water supply to the island; Riots erupt in Karachi over lack of water, sparking fears of a civil war. George W. Bush (R-TX) is elected Governor of Texas. Jesus Matayoshi, leader of World Economic Community Party and self-professed Messiah, is elected Governor of Okinawa prefecture. He is reelected in 2002, but his ultimate goal is Prime Minister, then Secretary-General of the United Nations. Law professor Barack Obama (D-IL) is elected to the House of Representatives. Actor Phil Hartman commits his unstable wife to a mental hospital. Governor Fred Phelps (D-KS) is reelected. Steven Spielberg’s Saving Private Ryan, wins Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Actor (Tom Hanks). Actor James Earl Jones dies of a heart attack while in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Russian government officials launch an information crackdown after Canadian filmmakers report a "zombie attack" in Zabrovst, Siberia. David Jacobs warns that there are now "alien/human hybrids" infiltrating into human society. Haitian Riots; Riots erupt in Port-au-Prince, Haiti after hundreds of children are blinded after a solar eclipse. "Para-Para" (Japanese synchronized dancing) becomes extremely popular with youth in Japanese society. "American Heritage Festival '98" is proclaimed a "patriotic Woodstock", after thousands of people in support of the militia movement attend in Carthage, Missouri. Korean singer Seo Taiji is credited with the lifting of government censorship restrictions during a ceremony in Seoul. South Korean television broadcasts receive higher ratings the China Central Television (CCTV) during prime time timeslots. "Noraebang" (karaoke boxes) are used to proliferate political messages throughout South Korea, starting in South Korea.
1999: The Phantom Menace makes its hit debut. Wild, Wild West starring Will Smith and Kevin Kline makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. The Mod Squad starring Claire Daines, Giovanni Ribisi and Omar Epps, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Mystery Men starring Ben Stiller, Janeane Garofolo, and Greg Kinnear, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. The footage in the Blair Witch Project is verified as real in Burkittsville, Maryland. Singer Gerri Halliwell of the Spice Girls is placed under arrest in Manila, Philippines for advocating for birth control. Sega Dreamcast solidifies Sega as video game industry leader. Australia becomes a republic after a national referendum. "Amero", North-American currency, is ratified by the United States, Mexico, and Canada, amidst great debate. Great Britain erupts in civil unrest and violence, amidst reports of oil shortages. Members of WHO leaks a document that reports several cases of cannibalism in rural areas of China. Biotechnologically-altered crops are blamed for the creation and proliferation of "super-bugs" across the globe by U.N. officials;Outbreak of malaria occurs in Madrid, Spain. Dogma directed by Kevin Smith is banned due to massive protests by Christian fundamentalists. Lee Carroll and Jan Tober begin proclaiming children born starting in 1999 as "Indigo Children" (spiritually-enlightened). Lee Mingwei becomes the first artificially fertilized male to become pregnant in Beijing, China. Actress/ singer Jennifer Lopez has her buttocks insured in Los Angeles, California. Bill Gates is murdered in Los Angeles, California by Alec Hiddell, sparking paranoia nationwide. Doctor Jack Kevorkian is found innocent of the charge of second-degree murder, but found guilty on the charge of delivering a controlled substance. He will serve three years in prison and his medical license is suspended for four years. However, euthanasia becomes a more favorable option for patients with terminal illness and other cases. When Kevorkian is released and resumes his practice, he will be seen as a trailblazer by many of the medical community and as a murderer by the religious right. John F. Kennedy Jr. is convinced by his wife to take a commercial plane to his cousin Rory’s wedding. Later, a pre-flight inspection on Kennedy’s plane, shows extensive tampering, especially the flaps and breaks. Swedish singer Charlotte Nilsson makes her hit musical debut with her single "Take Me To Your Heaven". Attack of "Blush Spiders" (Arachnius gluteus) kills 5 people in Chicago, Illinois. Drought occurs in Australia, as salt contaminates the local water supply of coastal cities. Ohio State University Riots; Student riots erupt in Columbus, Ohio after students are threatened with expulsion for practicing nudism. Freedom to Be Yourself Rallies; nudism becomes popular in Great Britain because of rallies in London, England. Congress passes the Internet Service Provider (ISP) Act, supported by Microsoft CEO Bill Gates, effectively taxing all transactions and services performed on the Internet, angering many libertarians and civil rights groups, in Washington D.C.; Iraq begins a series of sophisticated cyber-attacks on the Internet. Stanley Kubrick’s last film Eyes Wide Shut, starring Harrison Ford and Charlize Theron, makes its hit debut, despite being rated NC-17 by the MPAA. George Romero’s Resident Evil, starring David Boreanaz and Thora Birch, is an amazing success. Director Clive Barker and Writer George Romero’s remake of The Mummy is a great success, even with the R-rating. Sam Raimi’s Batman Triumphant is a huge success with a great story: Bruce Wayne (this time Kurt Russell) is still recovering from being physically and mentally broken by Bane and haunted by all too real visions of the dead Joker (Jack Nicholson returning) Dick Grayson, still subbing in as Batman (Marlon Wayans reprising his role) protects Gotham with Batgirl (Michelle Williams returning). Scarecrow (Marilyn Manson giving a chilling and psychotic portrayal) and Harley Quinn (an ex-shrink obsessed with the Joker and played by Jenny McCarthy) poison a geneticist (Bruce Campbell), turning him into a hideous man-bat, and have similar plans for Gotham. The Man-Bat commits horrific murders and framing the Batman, leading to the Gotham Police wounding and capturing Dick Grayson, while Batgirl is shot and paralyzed by the “Joker”. Wayne must rise again as the Batman, to save the city, his team, and himself. "Roulette-zoku" (Japanese street-racing gangs) terrorize major cities thoughout Japan, according to police officials. "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, is trafficked in Lusaka, Zambia to Western Europe and Great Britain. "Dalits" (Hindu untouchables) claim a "Sudra Holocaust" during a press conference in New Delhi, India sparking sectarian and ethnic unrest.
2000: Y2K virus signals economic crash. Scientists announce the "Second Coming Project", whereby a clone of Jesus of Nazareth is created using DNA derived from the Shroud of Turin in Berkeley, California, sparking religious controversy."Jesus Day" is proclaimed by Governor George W. Bush in Austin, Texas, sparking religious controversy nationwide. The "Big One"; 7.9 earthquake hits San Francisco, California, sparking concerns about safety throughout the state. Ralph Nader elected. XFL makes its hit debut. Bangkok Disaster; Bangkok, Thailand is evacuate due to massive flooding, creating a massive humanitarian aid disaster and refugee crisis. "O-Town" forms signaling pop-punk revival (note: different band than OTL). Battlefield Earth starring John Travolta makes its hit film debut, amidst concern of Scientologists. NASA reports that there are 1,000 people stationed on the lunar surface, sparking calls for further colonization. Lip-synching and kareoke is banned by The Vietnamese government, sparking riots in major cities across the country. Before leaving office, President Ross Perot signs the National Economic Security and Recovery Act (a.k.a. NESARA) in Washington D.C. Alleged time-traveller John Titor is captured by federal agents in Washington D.C., claiming to be from the year 2036. Oman reports oil shortages, sparking regional and economic tensions throughout the Middle East. Austerity measures are imposed in Great Britain and the United States in response to oil shortages, offset by cold-fusion technology. Lee Mingwei gives birth to a daughter in Beijing, and is promptly awarded 45% of Walt Disney's estate. General Colin Powell (R-NY) is named the Republican Party presidential nominee. Billionaire Donald Trump is the Reform Party nominee for President. John F. Kennedy Jr. (D-NY) is elected to his late Uncle Robert’s seat in the US Senate. Police raid a concert of the Backstreet Boys in Austin, TX for "inappropriate music and dancing". Controversy erupts when British Prince William announces that he is engaged to American singer Brittney Spears. "Big Mouth Billy Bass", animatronic fish becomes a popular household item and toy. The 2001 Pontiac Aztek makes its hit debut. Actress Angelina Jolie and her brother James Haven are exposed having an incestuous affair in Los Angeles, California. Danish group Olsen Brothers makes its hit musical debut with their hit single "Fly on the Wings of Love"."Personalized Vitamins" (Eckerd Drugs) become a popular health food item. Civil unrest and riots erupt in Tel Aviv and Jerusalem, threatening to overturn the Israeli government due to lack of water. The live action Sailor Moon movie; starring: Britney Spears, Geena Davis, Selma Blair, Reese Witherspoon, Alyssa Milano, and Christina Ricci, make its debut. Mel Logan (U.S. Labor/D-WY) is elected to the Senate. Mary Ruwart (L-TX) is elected to the Senate. The Democratic National Convention is a madhouse again, and through much fighting, the controversial former Governor of Kansas, Fred Phelps, and Senator Geraldine Ferraro are nominated for President and Vice President. Phelps’ nomination is enough to drive many loyal Democrats to vote for the Green Party. Businessman Herman Cain (R-GA) is elected Governor of that state. Senator Robert Redford is elected Vice President as a Green. M. Night Shylaman’s Unbreakable is a huge success and spawns two sequels. Malcolm in the Middle starring Frankie Muniz and ryan Cranston, makes its hit debut on UPN-TV. Magician David Blaine places himself in a block of ice for 63.5 hours in Las Vegas, Nevada. "Cyborg" (a.k.a. Kevin Warwick), Oxford University, establishes the "Robot League" demanding civil rights for "cybernetic life-forms". "Ganguro", based on California beach culture, becomes a popular fashion with Japanese female youth nationwide. New York Times writers Margaret Mittelbach and Michael Crawsden uncovered a "vampire underground" in New York City, New York. Black separtist "Empress" Verdiacee Goston proclaims independence for the "Washitaw Nation" in Shreveport, Louisiana. Federal government moves to nationalize dwindling supplies of oil and natural gas production. Legislatures in Texas, Oklahoma and Louisiana react by seceding, and move to nationalize these resources themselves. Pitched battles with federal forces follow, resulting in the destruction of several oilfield sites on both sides of the newly-established border. Mah Bow Tan launches a campaign cracking down on non-Mandarin Chinese speakers, starting in Beijing, China. Russian "Padonki" leader Dmitry Sokolovsky establishes the "Udaff", Internet site based on AOL model, in Moscow, Russia as means to undermine the government. Police officials launch a massive crackdown on an organ-legging syndicate based in New Delhi, India. Kim Dae Jung announces peace talks to end the Second Korean War, during a conference in Paris, France.
2001: Authorities in New Delhi, India report finding the Monkey-man, it is a hideous 5 foot 4 inch monster with glowing eyes. Civil war erupts in Karachi, Pakistan, as military forces crackdown on water-riots, sparking tensions along the Indo-Pakistan border. India and Pakistan border conflict over Kashmir goes nuclear. WHO/CDC officials report organ-harvesting networks erupt in Iraq, Jordan, and Syria, sparking riots throughout the Middle East. U.N. officials report the loss of the last portions of the rainforest worldwide. Segway PT vehicles become popular upon introduction, becoming major bestsellers. Planet of the Apes directed by Tim Burton, starring Mark Wahlberg, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. MP Michael Portillo is elected Prime Minister after Prime Minister William Hague leaves office. Reports of cannibalism explode worldwide, after FDA agents uncover "Manbeef.com" in Los Angeles, California. Sewer Gators; New York population of alligators explodes as alligators are seen throughout Central Park. Britney Spears is injured and Justin Timberlake die in a car accident in Beverly Hills, California. Estonian singers Tanel Padar, Dave Benton and 2XL make their hit musical debut with their hit single "Everybody". Yahoo! censors all pornographic material from searches; Doctor Michael Pinkus warns of an epidemic of "enzyme deficiency" as a worldwide health crisis. Actor Tom Cruise is "outted" as a homosexual after a sex video with him and his male lover are posted on the internet. Doctor Hulda Clark announces in Mexico City, Mexico a treatment based on electrical therapy, halting the AIDS/HIV virus. Great-white shark attacks a U.S. Navy training exercise Blackhawk helicopter in San Francisco, California, attacking a Navy SEAL in-training. Maxwell Taylor Kennedy (D-MA) is appointed to House of Representatives from the 9th Massachusetts congressional district. Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of A Clockwork Orange, starring Angelina Jolie as Alex, is released to great success. Eliot Greenspan (U.S. Labor-NJ) is elected Governor. Tensions mount in North Africa, after a "zombie attack" is reported in Sidi-Moussa, Morocco. Self-proclaimed messiah Jehovah Wanyonyi of Mount Elgon, Kenya is proclaimed a messiah after reportedly curing people of AIDS/HIV, threatening an "apocalyptic event" unless he is given $3.5 billion. Superheroine "Zora" makes her debut, acting as a "international private investigator, a bounty hunter and bail bonds enforcer..." Superhero "Mr. Magnet" (a.k.a. Liew Thow Lin) unveils his powers over magnetism and electricity in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Magician Criss Angel (a.k.a."Mindfreak") sparks controversy after successfully predicting 9/11 attacks on Washington D.C. and New York City, New York. Religious violence and civil unrest erupts nationwide after scientists with the "Second Coming Project" the successful birth of a clone of Jesus of Nazareth in Berkeley, California. Last new gold deposits are tapped out worldwide, sparking economic chaos within the commodities market. Police officials launch a massive crackdown on "Boso-zoku" and "Roulette-zoku", with mixed results throughout Japan. Pro-ana (a.k.a. "thinspiration" groups/anorexia society) spread throughout the United States and Western Europe, after appearing on The Oprah Winfrey Show. Ranch Rescue and Minutemen Militias launch raids against the U.S./Mexican border, to "defend against illegal immigrants..." Korean celebrity Ahn Jae-wook begins promoting Asian unity, during rallies in Japan, China, Taiwan and South Korea. Korean celebrities Jang Dong-gun and Kim Nam-ju help forge a Korean alliance for Asian unity with Vietnam. Vatican officials condemn the religious policies of the coalition government in Seoul, sparking sectarian conflict.
2002: Chinese national soccer team qualifies for the World Cup, after a dramatic regional match; Brazil eliminated early in the World Cup matches, France and Argentina battle for the World Cup, starting. Friendster and Zune make their hit debuts. Vanilla Coke makes its hit debut. "Freedom Fries" make their debut. Anna Kournikova dazzles the tennis world. President Ralph Nader and his secretary of Health and Human Services introduce Tae-bo as a required athletic exercise for physical education in public schools. The Adventures of Pluto Nash starring Eddie Murphy. Chris Webber leads the Sacramento Kings to the NBA Championship. Atkins Diet, consisting of low carbohydrate diets, becomes popular. Singer Cher is placed under arrest on obscenity charges in Los Angeles, California amidst great controversy. Women's National Basketball Association (WNBA) becomes popular nationwide. Jean-Marie Le Pen elected President of France, sparking riots. Plug and Play Videogames grow in popularity. Pepsi Blue is released. Burger King introduces the Veggie Burger, in an effort to promote healthier diets for consumers. Iraqi government officials are exposed purchasing yellow cake uranium from the government of Niger, sparking tensions throughout the Middle East. WHO/CDC officials report that the "blonde gene" would "disappear" within 200 years, during a press conference in Atlanta, Georgia. Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has sexual relations with former Italian Prime Minister Anna Ilona Staller in exchange for United Nations weapons inspectors to enter into the country for "weapons of mass destruction". Sudanese Civil War ends, Darfur gains independence, after Samira Ahmed leads a Lysistrata "sex boycott". SEC investigators capture alleged time-traveller Andrew Carlssin in New York City, New York for "insider trading". Massive famine and drought are reported throughout China, sparking riots and civil unrest nationwide. Survive This! (NBC-TV), a reality television series where female contestants are pursued by actual criminals makes its hit debut. Senator Paul Wellstone (D-MN) is killed mysteriously in a plane crash. The 2003 Saturn Ion makes its hit debut. Latvian singer Marie N makes her hit musical debut with her hit single "I Wanna". Australian singer/actress Kylie Minogue poses for Playboy magazine reviving her popularity. Indian Civil War; Religious and ethnic tensions explode, exasperated by the nuclear strikes, and the lack of water, and famine; Turkey and Israel begin construction of desalination plants. Lt. Governor Kathleen Kennedy Townsend (D-MD) is elected Governor. Ed Thompson (L-WI) is elected Governor. Mark Shriver (D-MD) is elected to Congress from the 8th Maryland Congressional district. Nancy Spannaus (U.S. Labor-VA) is elected to the Senate. Film Producer Aaron Russo (L-NV) is elected Governor of Nevada. David Cobb (G-TX) is elected Attorney General. Russell Means (I-NM) is elected Governor of that state. Congressman Barack Obama is elected Governor of Illinois. Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger (R) and Hustler founder Larry Flint (D) are elected Governor and Lieutenant Governor of California. Janet Reno (D) is elected Governor of Florida. Former Representative Joseph P. Kennedy II (D) is elected Governor of Massachusetts. Enéas Ferreira Carneiro, Partido da Reedificação da Ordem Nacional, (PRONA) is elected president in Brazilian elections, raising tensions with the United States. American Idol hosted by Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul, makes its hit debut on the UPN-TV. U.S. Coast Guard officials report a "zombie attack" in Saint Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands, sparking panic. Northwestern University Riots; Elliot Smith, in a drug-addled state sparks a riot at Northwestern University, destroying portions of Chicago, Illinois. Superhero "Angle-Grinder Man" makes his debut in London, England, in defiance of local laws and police officials. Magician David Blaine hovers in mid-air in Bryant Park in New York City, New York for 35 hours. World oil production collapses, amidst international fuel shortages, sparking economic chaos and civil unrest. "Gyaru-moji" (Japanese street language) becomes popular nationwide, despite police and military efforts at crackdown. Actress Kate Mulgrew and actor Scott Bakula call upon "Trekkies" to embrace the cause of LGBT rights in Los Angeles, California. KGB Purge; Police and military officials led by Vladimir Putin are purged from government after links to drug-trafficking and human-trafficking are uncovered by Alexander Litvinenko. "Hanryu" (Korean wave) craze for for all things Korean takes place throughout the Pacific Rim, fuelled with prospects for reunification, promoted in Seoul. Anti-American sentiment led by Noh Moo-hyun, demanding troop withdrawal, arises across the Korean Peninsula after the accidental death of 2 girls by American soldiers.
2003: SARS virus signals further trouble for global economy. Brazilian military and government officials report the mass abduction of Project Portal cult members in Corghinho, Brazil, the largest recorded mass UFO abduction of individuals in history. Daredevil starring Ben Affleck, Michael Duncan Clark and Jennifer Garner makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Actor Ben Affleck and Actress Jennifer Lopez are married in Beverly Hills, California, sparking international attention. Singer Marilyn Manson and music group Dixie Chicks are placed under arrest after attacking music censorship laws. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are placed under arrest for obscenity charges in Los Angeles, California sparking national debate. Iraq gains the nuclear bomb. Jerry Springer (D-OH) announces his U.S. Senate bid in Cincinnati, Ohio. Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal lead the Los Angeles Lakers to the NBA Championship. Riots and civil unrest erupt as reports of oil shortages take place in Mexico. Law enforcement officials in Juarez, Mexico report that the drug cartels have entered into the organ-harvesting trade. New Hampshire proclaims itself a Libertarian "free state" after a mass migration of Libertarian Party members. Michelle Wie sparks national interest in the LPGA and women's golf after winning the U.S. Women's Open. Patriotic Americans Boycotting Anti-American Hollywood (a.k.a. PABAAH) launches the "Fire Hollywood" campaign, boycotting films with perceived anti-American ideas or themes; Calls for U.S. military action in the Middle East are cancelled after Lysistrata "sex boycotts". Mary Cheney (R-WY) goes to Baghdad, Iraq from Amman, Jordan to act as a "human shield" against war against Iraq. "Rainbow Parties", orgies primarily identified by teenagers and large numbers of partners, becomes popular after media exposure by Oprah Winfrey, sparking concern with public health officials. Iranian military officials announce that they have nuclear ICBM capability, raising tensions between Iran and Israel. Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein is proven to have funded Al-Qaeda starting in 1994, during U.S. Congressional hearings. Gods & Generals based on the novel by Jeffrey Shaara, starring Robert Duvall and Jeff Daniels makes its hit film debut. Writer Mark Millar uncovers a script for The Batman written by Orson Welles in Hollywood, California. "Bambi Hunts"; Police officials in Las Vegas, Nevada report the hunting of nude women in the Nevada desert by upper-class customers. With the popularity of the anime Cowboy Bebop, misattributed quotes, statements, reaseach mistakes, et. al are called "Cowboy Bebop at his computer" (CBACH) or pronounced "see-back"). Penthouse goes bankrupt, after massive protests by Christian fundamentalist groups. Paradise by Glyn O'Malley is banned due to pressure nationwide from local Muslim groups; The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler is banned due to pressure from Christian conservative groups. Political leaders Dick Cheney, Fidel Castro and Nelson Mandela die of natural causes. A former Chinese Triad gangster says that Bruce Lee was murdered by his organization in 1973. Hustler founder Larry Flynt (D-CA) is elected Governor in the recall election. Turkish singer Sertab Erener makes her hit musical debut with her hit single "Every Way That I Can". "Cat-Eye Game Bike" (Sony Playstation) allows players to play various games through "exer-gaming"; "Journey to the Wild Divine" (Wild Divine), sponsored by Deepak Chopra, combines biofeedback and "exer-gaming". "Moller M400 Skycar" makes its hit debut, introducing "luxury flying cars" to the commercial market. "Allied Aerotechnics VTOL Aerobie" makes its hit debut, described by consumers as an "Air Ducati", introducing "flying motorbikes" to the commercial market. French President Jean Marie Le Pen demands that the bodies of American soliders from WWI and WWII be transferred from French soil; Underground media groups uncover the construction of "superships" to deal with the "cataclysmic global flooding" caused by the "global shift" in the Rocky Mountains (US/Canada); Himalayas (PRC); Ural Mountains (RUS) and the Swiss Alps (EU). 60 Minutes (CBS-TV) reports hydrogen peroxide treatments as an effective medical treatment for the AIDS/HIV virus. Anti-Asian race riots erupt in New York City, Sacramento, and Toronto over outbreaks of SARs outbreaks. Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar poses nude in Playboy magazine, launching her film and television career. Tanzanian government collapses due to a combination of toxic waste, famine and drought. University of Michigan Riots; student riots erupt at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, Michigan, after police and university officials attempt to stop the "Naked Mile" races. Beyond Good & Evil (Ubisoft) action-oriented video game makes its hit debut, spawning a muti-game franchise. Taiwan votes to become part of the United States. Former House Speaker Rush Limbaugh arrested and convicted of illegally obtaining prescription drugs. Ex-convict Neil Bush is found dead of an overdose in a Hong Kong hotel suite. Actor Sonny Landham is elected the first Libertarian Governor of Kentucky. Actor Carl Weathers is elected Governor of Louisiana as an Independent. Joss Whedon announces that Firefly (FOX-TV) has moved to the UPN-TV network, lasting for an additional 5 seasons. Touched By An Angel (CBS-TV) is banned by the FCC, after complaints that it "mentioned religion too heavily". Korean officials dub French self-proclaimed messiah Claude Maurice Marcel Vorilhon a "national security threat" in Seoul, South Korea. Yves Rossi (a.k.a. "Jet Man") demonstrates his "mecha-armor" by flying over Paris, France. Jungfrau Mystery Park in Interlaken, Switzerland popularizing the "ancient astronaut" theories of Erich von Däniken becomes a major tourist destination. Martin Tajmar unveils the link to "gravito-magnetic" link to "anti-gravity" while conducting research in Vienna, Austria. Former basketball player Earvin "Magic" Johnson enters into a coma in Los Angeles, California after medical complications related to his AIDS/HIV treatment. Religious officials in Mecca, Saudi Arabia report the biological mutation into a simian of a woman who had "disgraced the Koran". Nibiru Passage; Planet Nibiru passes near Earth, sparking natural disasters across the globe; Thousands of pets euthanized in Los Angeles, California; Yuko Chino organizes preparation efforts in Tokyo, Japan. U.S. Justice Department is authorized by the courts to crackdown in "Wiggers" (White-Negro) in a ruling. With worldwide oil shortages, Mikhail Khodorkovsky (Yukos Oil) becomes one of the richest men on earth. U.S. forces stopped in the hills of central Texas, ending bloody "Gulf or Bust" campaign. Rebel forces begin to retake lost territory. "National Identification Cards" (NIC) are imposed by the Chinese government, and are required for all consumer purchases, housing, medical care, and work permits from all civilians. Health officials report that local children in Bengal, India urinating live beetles, sparking a massive panic.
2003-2007: "Flexisexuality" trend spreads as "3rd Sexual Revolution" occurs.
2004: The draft is reinstated in the United States by President Ralph Nader. Howard Dean (D-VT) is elected President of the United States. Nick Clooney (D-KY), father of actor George Clooney, is elected to the House of Representatives. The meeting between Senator John Kerry and Satanist Anton LaVey in 1982 is exposed by the press. Christians in Meulahboh, Aceh, Indonesia claim to have been spared the wrath of a tsunami, after "divine intervention" occured. War in the Balkans collapses in "Vietnam War fashion" for the United States and Russia; Howard Dean elected President amidst global political turmoil. Hugo-Chavez led ALBA challenges FTAA, effectively dividing all of Latin America into 2 political/military camps. San Simeon Quake; 6.5 earthquake takes place in San Simeon, California sparking concern of future quakes across the state. With the loss of Quebec, Canadian Alliance led by MP Stephen Harper, leads a conservative government. Action movie star Fernando Poe Jr. is elected in presidential elections in the Philippines on a populist platform. Former NBA Player Charles Barkley wins the Alabama gubernatorial campaign in 2004, touted as the "new face of the GOP". Jerry Springer (D-OH) wins his bid for the U.S. Senate. Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka (R-IL) wins the U.S. Senate seat. OPEC reports "oil production plateau", sparking regional and economic tensions. Amidst great controversy, inspired by Arnold Schwarzenegger, constitutional amendment allowing for citizens not born in the United States to become president is ratified. Singers Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake are placed under arrest on obscenity charges after Timberlake exposes the breasts of Janet Jackson on national television. "Toothing", the sexual practice of using PDAs and Blueototh phones as a means to choose random partners begins in Great Britain. Film What The #$%& Do We Know? directed by William Arntz, starring Marlee Matlin, popularizes the spiritual idea of "We create our own reality..." Godzilla Final Wars, the 50th anniversary film, makes it's hit debut, taking in over $500 million and receives rave reviews. The official director is listed as "Alan Smithee". Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events starring Jim Carrey, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Warner Bros releases Batman vs. Superman to great success. Directed by Wolfgang Petersen and starring Christian Bale as Batman, David Boreanaz as Superman, Tim Roth as Lex Luthor, James Franco as Joker, Jessica Biel as Lois Lane, Alyson Hannigan as Lana Lang, and Sarah Michelle Gellar as Bruce Wayne’s fiancée. Comedian Andy Kaufman reveals that he "faked his death" during a press conference in New York City, New York. Actor Ben Affleck wins a seat in the House of Representatives representing Boston, Massachusetts. Coca-Cola Corporation revives the Max Headroom television ad campaign with the rise of Vocaloids. A survey concerning the intelligence of Presidential candidates in 2004, shows that Governor George W. Bush has the lowest IQ of those listed and against past Presidential candidates. Republican presidential candidate governor George W. Bush is exposed for going AWOL from the National Guard in 1972 and 1973 by Colonel Jerry Killian, (ret.) U.S. Army. Giant human skeletons are found throughout Greece and the Middle East. Fox news commentator Bill O’Reilly is fired for sexually harassing an employee. He settles the civil suit out of court and returns to writing smut novels. A work print of Orson Welles’ long rumored Moonraker adaptation, titled Hell is Here had been discovered in Welles’ estate. It shows Dirk Bogarde as 007 and Peter Lorre and Welles himself as the villains. Ukrainian singer Ruslana makes her hit musical debut with her hit single "Wild Dances". Medical and health care officials report of outbreaks of "electrical hypersensitivty". WHO/CDC officials report outbreaks of "Zulican" virus in India, Sri Lanka, Maldives, and Indonesia, spread through local fish. Actor Dennis Leary popularizes tantric sex after discussing the "One Hour Orgasm" on Rescue Me (FX-TV). Former adult entertainment actress Marilyn Chambers (Personal Choice Party-CA) is sworn in as Mayor of San Francisco. George Miller’s Mad Max: Fury Road successfully reboots the franchise, with Charlize Theron as the new "Mad Max", or rather, "Mad Maxine" Kevin Smith’s Green Hornet, starring Jake Gyllenhaal as Britt Reid and Japanese actress Ayako Fujitani as Kato, opens to great success and starts a franchise. Craig Isherwood, Citizens Election Council (CEC), is elected president in Australian federal elections. Comedian Artie Lange dies of a major drug overdose while performing in Las Vegas, Nevada. Anujan Panchadcharam (a.k.a. "The Polarman") sparks international controversy, demanding autonomy for aboriginal people in Iqaluit, Nunavut, Canada. Magician David Blaine places himself underwater for 44 days without oxygen below the Thames River in London, England. Oscar Pistorius of Johannesburg, South Africa is banned from the Summer Olympics, due to his cybernetic limbs "providing an unfair advantage..." Swedish King Carl XVI Gustaf is assassinated at the Summer Olympics in Athens, Greece, sparking civil unrest and panic nationwide. Texarkana Accords are signed, ending the Second Civil War. Oklahoma, Texas and Louisiana become three separate sovereign nations, referred to as the "Free Oil States". "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, begins appearing throughout South Africa. Russian "Udaff" sites under Dmitry Sokolovsky, begin broadcasting underground news and political resistance.
2005: Outgoing President Nader (G-CT) pardons former President LaRouche, causing the political "shit to hit the fan". LaRouche is not invited to Dean’s inauguration, and will not set foot in the White House again until President Palin’s invitation for a photo-op (believed to be out of spite for the “sane” Democrats). Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY) is elected Mayor of New York City. The television show Commander-in-Chief (ABC-TV) starring Geena Davis makes its hit debut and will last five seasons. Harrison Ford takes the lead role in Syriana and wins the Academy Award for Best Actor. Right-wing and libertarian activists form the Tea Party, a movement to protest President Dean’s agenda. It will survive his Presidency, and become its own party. Actress Jane Fonda is murdered at a signing for her biography, by Navy veteran Michael A. Smith. OPEC reports "peak oil" production, sparking an economic crisis. Danica Patrick wins the Indianapolis 500, becoming the first woman to win the race in the event's history. Tupperware parties are revived through viral marketing in the United States and Canada. Calls for U.S. military action in the Middle East are cancelled after Lysistrata "sex boycotts". Space Cadets (CBS-TV) reality television show, a competition to travel into space makes its hit debut. The People's Republic of China becomes the owner of Costco, and uses shipments to bring over weapons for gang members. Ave Maria, Florida is established by Tom Monaghan, founder of Domino's Pizza, as a "Christian sanctuary". Pokemon emerges as the most played card game. Greek singer Helena Paparizou makes her hit musical debut with her hit single "My Number One". Medical and health care officials warn of the dangers of "Reward Deficiency Syndrome" (RDS). "Bodypad" (Sony Playstation) introduces VR-fighting and martial arts to the world of "exer-gaming". "Lost" episode of Spongebob Square Pants (NICK-TV) is aired, featuring the morbid storyline of the suicide of Squidward, and reportedly the murder of a child, sparking a cancellation of the show. Cancer patient Shona Holmes of Waterdown, Ontario, launches a campaign for an end to the Canadian universal health-care system, sparking tensions between the United States and Canada. IBM, Apple and Dell Computers announce the creation of the first commercial biochip "interface" during a press conference in in San Jose, California. Indian government officials demand the arrest of Nirmala Srivastava, for "dishonoring national pride" during a rally in Chindawara, India. UFOs are seen over Phoenix, Arizona, causing the USAF and police to be activated to investigate. "Erokawa" (Japanese sex gangs) become extremely popular with youth in Japanese society, sparking national controversy. British officials launch a crackdown on "Chav" (British urban youth gangs) culture in major cities and urban centers. Russian oligarchs are reported to be using stem cell injections from aborted fetuses in an effort to maintain youth.
2006: Eragon based on the novels by Christopher Paolini makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Peter Jackson announces his new projects: Son of Kong and King Kong: Into the Wolf’s Lair. Microsoft officials in Seattle, Washington announce the elimination of "Spam" as a problem of electronic communications. South Beach Diet, identifying "good fats" and "good carbs", becomes popular. "Unite the Right" movement occurs in Canada. Last coal mine worldwide is closed, amidst political controversy and economic instability. Chinese government suffers civil unrest and ethnic violence as the goverment begins to collapse. Flanders secedes from Belgium, sparking ethnic and sectarian tensions throughout Western Europe. Civil unrest and panic erupt nationwide, after reports of UFO sightings take place across Australia. The Secret by Rhonda Byrne popularizes the "law of attraction" as a spiritual belief. HD-DVDs become a major bestseller for personal film home entertainment. Radio personality Howard Stern is placed under arrest for obscenity charges in New York City, New York. Former Italian Prime Minister Anna Ilona Staller has sexual relations with Osama bin Laden in an effort to prevent war from spreading in the Middle East. Great American Boycott; Illegal immigrants paralyze the economy by launching a national work stoppage. Actor Christopher Walken announces his exploratory committee for an independent bid for the presidency, during a speech in New York City, New York. Talk-show host Oprah Winfrey comes "out of the closet" with Gayle King in Chicago, Illinois. Comedian Will Farrell dies in a paragliding accident in Southern California. The "Free Hugs" campaign is popular across the globe. The Pacific Northwest of the United States is struck by a "mega tsunami" causing much loss of life and property. A year later, floating wreckage reaches the shores of Japan. Pat Robertson says "I told you so". People get scared. The BBC shows the program "the Plot Against Harold Wilson", an expose that shows Her Majesty and the Royal Army covertly overthrowing PM Harold Wilson in 1974, the truth about the IRA attack on Heathrow airport, and the murder of Interim Prime Minister Lord Mountbatten by communist agents, not the IRA. Former Prime Minister Thatcher, Mountbatten's successor, is heavily implicated in the coup as well. Adult entertainer Mary Carey is elected Lieutenant Governor of California as an Independent; Jack Carter (D-NV), son of former Georgia Governor, is elected to the Senate. Donald Trump (R-NY) is elected Governor. Turner Classic Movies buys a miraculously surviving copy of the lost Lon Chaney film London after Midnight. After three years and more than million dollars, the newly restored film premieres on TCM, introduced by Robert Osborne and Chaney’s great-grandson, Ron. Military veteran Tammy Duckworth (D-IL) is elected to the House of Representatives by the 6th Illinois congressional district. Actor Paul Newman (D-CT) is elected to the US Senate. Actor Martin Sheen (D-OH) is elected a US Senator. Military veteran Andrew J. Duck (D-MD) is elected to the House of Representatives by the 6th Maryland Congressional district. He’ll lose reelection in 2008, but wins the seat back in 2010. Patrick J. Kennedy (D-RI), son of the late Senator Ted Kennedy, is elected to the Senate. Finnish heavy metal band Lordi makes its hit debut with their hit single "Hard Rock Hallelujah"; it is immediately banned in Great Britain and the United States. Outbreak of "Morangos com Açúcar Virus" according to health officials in Lisbon, Portugal. Actress Kristanna Loken announces her engagement to her Bloodrayne costar, Michelle Rodriguez. WHO/CDC officials report a direct causal link between abortion and breast cancer rates in women. New Orleans, Louisiana is completely flooded, due to greenhouse effect and poor civil engineering. Governor Bush (R-TX) is defeated by Kinky Friedman (I-TX) in the gubernatorial election. After leaving office, Bush will accept President Dean’s offer of appointing him Baseball Commissioner. Rick Perry (D) is elected Lieutenant Governor of Texas, and succeeds Friedman in 2010. Anthony Shriver (D) is elected Governor of Florida. Michael Steele (R-MD) is elected to the Senate. Escape from Earth, the third Snake Plissken movie, is released to decent success. Peter Camejo (G-CA) is elected Governor. Yoshimitsu Banno’s Godzilla 3D to the Max is a huge success. Malaysian troops launch a massive crackdown on "Sky Kingdom" led by self-proclaimed messiah "Ayah Pin" (a.k.a. Ariffin Mohammed) in Besut, Terengganu, Malaysia, forcing many of the followers into Narathiwat, Thailand. Vigilante "Red Arrow" sparks controversy, battling against the Chinese People's Liberation Army (PLA) in Hong Kong. British and Australian officials begin allowing "psychic forensics" into criminal investigations and cases. Metahuman Jou Tsung Hwa defects to the United States demonstrating weapons-level pyrokinesis in Los Angeles, California. Psychiatric officials in Albany, New York report thousands of people encountering a person entering a dream. British heir Prince William proclaims himself a member of the "Chav" culture in London, England, causing a cessation in police crackdown on "Chav". Police amd military officials launch a crackdown on "Flaite" (Chilean urban youth gangs) in Santiago, Chile. Wong Kan Seng launches a campign to promote Mandarin Chinese nationwide as a hip and dynamic language, banning any pop culture material without Mandarin Chinese, starting in Beijing. Ukranian "Fofudja" religious fundamentalists launch protests against the Russian government in major cities nationwide. Mahim Creek Miracle; Mahim Creek in Bombay, India is transformed from a salt-filled and polluted river into a "sweet" and freshwater river. Government and police officials launch a massive crackdown on "Dalit" (Hindi untouchables) starting in Mumbai. Islamic fundamentalists launch a "love jihad" (rape campaign) in major cities throughout India, sparking sectarian violence and civil unrest.
2007: The Golden Compass based on the novels by Philip Pullman, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. United Nations Computer Rights Pact is signed in Geneva, Switzerland, insuring the rights of all persons regarding "electronic commerce". United Nations Computer Appeals Network (UNCAN) is established at the Hague, Netherlands, sparking controversy amongst free-speech advocates. Singer Tay Zonday makes his hit musical single "Chocalate Rain", becoming a hit across the globe. Gay Canadian singer Samwell releases his hit musical single "What, What (In the Butt)", advocating for LGBT tolerance. Civil unrest and panic erupt nationwide, after reports of UFO sightings take place across Haiti. David Horowitz warns of the dangers of "Islamofascism" in Washington D.C., sparking international tensions. Islamic fundamentalists launch terrorist attacks against the United States. Jamie Lynn Spears promotes virginity and chastity across the United States. David Beckham's arrival to the Los Angeles Galaxy, sparks "Soccermania" across the United States. Greenhouse temperatures rise as methane levels soar due to the rise in temperatures in Siberia. Tensions mount as Iran announces thar it has pointed its nuclear weapons at Israel, raising tensions throughout the region. Tennis star Martina Hingis poses nude for Playboy magazine, sparking controversy about women athletes. Actor Mel Gibson announces his candidacy for the U.S. presidency, based on social conservative ideas, in Los Angeles, California. Comeback player Rugby player Jonah Lomu leads the All-Blacks, winning the Rugby World Cup. Soda-Stream, home carbonation units for soda, become popular as a means to create inexpensive soft drinks. Ave Maria, Florida is established by Tom Monaghan, founder of Domino's Pizza, as a "Christian sanctuary". Philadelphia, San Antonio, Arlington, and the Statue of Liberty are destroyed by stolen nuclear weapons. NEST teams defuse another weapon and determine it to be of Russian origin. A terrorist claiming to be an Imam from Saudi Arabia, is arrested for reckless driving and confesses that he had a hand in the attacks. Once again, Pat Robertson says "I told you so". More people get scared. Actor Zach Braff commits suicide. Serbian singer Marija Šerifović makes her hit debut with her hit single "Molitva". WHO/CDC officials report an outbreak of disease in Chalco, Mexico, sparking civil unrest and panic nationwide. Venice, Italy is completely underwater due to floooding, sparking a humanitarian crisis in the region. South African scientist Freddie Isaacs announces a treatment for the AIDS/HIV virus in Johannesburg; Gambian President Yahya Jammeh announces the development for a vaccine for the AIDS/HIV virus, sparking praise from the medical community; Ghanian Doctor Akumoah-Boateng announces a similar herbal remedy for AIDS/HIV. Iranian government officials announce a similar cure for AIDS/HIV, during a press conference in Tehran. Riots erupt throughout Iran, amidst government attempts to ban Western music, especially rap and heavy metal music in Tehran; Reverend Al Sharpton leads a rally in New York City demanding an end to rap music from Universal and Sony record companies. Hotel heiress Paris Hilton poses nude for Playboy magazine, despite complaints of media overexposure. A strange and mystical being called "the Holder" is seen for the first time in psychiatric wards and asylums across the globe. Osama Bin Laden’s dialysis fails and he dies soon after. Ghost Rider opens to great reviews and is the fifth most financially successful film in 2007. Drought plagues the region of Sydney, Australia as the water supply for the city reaches critical levels. Superhero "Chōjin Neigā" appears in Nikaho, Japan as the "defender of Akita prefecture". José Luis de Jesús Miranda proclaims himself "Jesus Christ and the Anti-Christ" in Miami, Florida, displaying his paranormal powers on his television broadcasts. Superhero "Raja Gigi" (a.k.a. Rathakrishnan Velu) unveils his powers of strength and force in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Pamela Foster of Atlanta, Georgia leads an pro-war/pro-American/anti-Muslim "I'll Care When" rally in Atlanta, Georgia, winning support from Tea Party members. U.S. Justice Department approves the use of "sick sticks", non-lethal weapons, which can trigger vommiting in opposition forces in Washington D.C.; Chinese health officials in Guangzhou, Guangdong, unveil "artificial eggs" in an effort to deal with avian influenza outbreaks. Russian oligarchs led by Boris Berezovsky, Konstantin Kagalovsky and Abram Reznikov begin seizing political and underworld power in Great Britain. "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, begins appearing in the American Midwest. Reports of cannibalism of human fetuses take place in Taipei, Taiwan amidst food shortages caused by Chinese military action. "Peace Centers" are established by the coalition government in Pyongyang and major cities in the former North Korean state.
2008: Governor Sarah Palin is elected President of the United States, defeating President Howard Dean, despite reports Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin made a pornographic film. Senator John McCain attempts to draft actor Clint Eastwood to run for President as a Republican, but fails. Former Governor Jesse Ventura is elected to the Senate from Minnesota. He is an independent but caucuses the Libertarians and Democrats. Dmitry Medvedev successfully heads up the Russian transition to pro-Western democracy. Russian singer Dima Bilan makes his hit debut with his hit single "Believe" in 2008, which is used as a presidential campaign song for Dmitry Medvedev. Chessmaster Garry Kasparov becomes the leader of the democratic underground in Moscow, sparking international attention. Brazilian soccer player Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima (a.k.a. Ronaldo) is forced into retirment after severe injuries sustained. Construction begins on the NAFTA superhighway, across Mexico, the United States, and Canada. Saffron Terror; Indian Hindutva ultra-nationalists overthrow the government. France reports massive oil shortages, sparking civil unrest and violence. Portions of New York City, New York experience flooding. Massive flooding causes 50% of London to be submerged underwater, despite massive tide barriers. Major flooding occurs along the major rivers of Germany, sparking civil unrest and violence. Radio messages spark military tensions between Iran and Iraq, attempting to draw the U.S. into the conflict. Iranian military forces launch attacks against Israel, amidst the threat of a nuclear war in the region. Russian military forces enter into the Middle East, Israel launches a pre-emptive strike into Iran, Syria launches attacks throughout the region, Russia threatens nuclear strikes against the United States. Iceland is upheld as a model of political and economic stability. Speed Racer directed by the Wachowski Brothers, starring Christina Ricci and John Goodman, makes its hit debut. Tamagotchi: The Movie makes its hit film debut, reviving interest in Tamagotchi artificial pets. The Spirit starring Scarlett Johansen and Samuel L. Jackson, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise; The Spiderwick Chronicles basedon the children's novels, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Professional bicyclist Lance Armstrong wins the Tour de France in Paris, sealing his comeback; Brett Favre leads the New York Jets to the Super Bowl. Rapper Snoop Dogg becomes a Mormon in Salt Lake City, Utah. Philippine law enforcement authorities announce a police crackdown on organ-harvesting networks in Manila. Miley Cyrus dies in a car accident. Dr. Jack Kevorkian (Independent) is elected to the House of Representatives by the Michigan 9th congressional district. He will serve only 1 and ½ terms before he passes away in 2011. Health officials in Dodoma, Tanzania report a disease outbreak, sparking a humanitarian crisis. Two hunters find the corpse of a Bigfoot in Northern Georgia. Signs indicate it was shot by a high powered rifle, but cause of death is determined to be poison. The body is put on ice until scientists have the opportunity to do more extensive study. Las Vegas, Nevada is evacuated by FEMA officials after the water supply of Lake Mead collapses. Simon Ashton launches a brutal "hacker attack" against the United States from Great Britain, sparking tensions between the two countries. Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen (a.k.a. the Olsen Twins) pose nude for Playboy magazine, in an effort to discard their wholesome image. FEMEN led by Anna Hustol, leads female college students in nudist political protests throughout major cities in the Ukraine. Law enforcement officials report the "Grifter" viral video, blaming it for a series of mysterious suicides and psychotic behavior by Internet users. Senator Paul Newman (D-CT) dies, the Governor appoints Ted Kennedy Jr. to his seat. Actress Megan Fox reveals she has an open relationship with fellow actress Olivia Wilde and her royal husband. Actor Jackie Chan is arrested by Taiwanese authorities he fights with protestors and sends five to the hospital. Governor Landham (L-KY) is elected to the Senate, defeating incumbent Mitch McConnell. Philippine government officials launch a massive crackdown on the "Kingdom of Jesus Christ" led by Apollo Carreon Quiboloy, after reports of "ethnic cleansing". Mexican superhero "Superbarrio Gomez" launches raids into the United States, condemning the immigration policies of presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Religious officials in Mecca, Saudi Arabia report the biological mutation into a mermaid of a woman who has "disgraced the Koran". Pune Disaster; c. 45,000 people are killed in Pune, India after a lunar eclipse passes over the region, reportedly killing those sleeping. "Pokemones" (Chilean street gangs based on Pokemon) clash with police and military officials. "Anti-Emo" Riots; Riots targetting "emo" youth and subculture erupt throughout Latin America, starting in Mexico City, Mexico and Santiago, Chile. Russian police and military officials launch a massive crackdown on "Emo" and "Goth" youth groups nationwide. "Tree of Life", baobob tree in Andhra Pradesh, India begins displaying and eventually producing animal shapes and lifeforms. American beef is banned by Korea, sparking tensions between the two nations.
2009: The Congressional Accountability Amendment, ending "immunity" and exemptions for politicians, is passed; FAIR Tax amendment signed into law under President Palin, repealing the 16th amendment and replacing all federal taxes with a national sales tax of 23%. Collapse of U.S. auto industry. Philadelphia Riots; Race riots erupt between the Asian-American and African-American communities in Philadelphia, PA. "Restore Honor" rally of Glenn Beck is held in Washington D.C. Glenn Beck is placed under arrest after being linked to the 1990 rape and murder of 2 women in Cape Coral, Florida and a woman in Harris County, Texas, shocking most of the national press, shortly after his "Restore Honor" rally. British Nationl Party (BNP) comes to power amidst concerns over European Union. Russia and China suffer civil unrest and violence due to oil shortages. Himalayan Glacier disappears due to global warming. Gold reaches c. $1900/ounce and oil reaches $300/barrel, causing many to consider socialism as a viable political idea. Ireland (a.k.a. "the Celtic Tiger") is upheld as an emerging economic powerhouse. Tamagotchi: The Happiest Story in the Universe makes its hit film debuts for young people world. Dragonball: Evolution starring Chow Yun Fat and James Marsters, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Government of President Mwai Kibaki and Prime Minister Raila Odinga collapses amidst a "sex strike" conducted throughout Kenya. On his death bed, Roy E. Disney, nephew of Walt Disney confesses that his father had Walt cryogenically frozen in 1966. Jeff Goldblum dies. Kanye West killed in car accident. Norwegian singer Alexander Rybak makes his hit debut with the single "Fairytale". Christopher Butterfield launches a brutal "hacker attack" against the United States from Great Britain, sparking tensions between the two countries. Japanese reporter Sion Sono films a documentary based on the rise to power of the "Helvete" movement in Oslo, Norway. Singer Katy Perry poses nude for Playboy magazine, going against the wishes of many of her Christian fundamentalist followers; Actress Jessica Alba poses nude for Playboy magazine; MadWorld (Platinum Games/SEGA) violent video game, sparks controversy with its over-the-top violence and gore, beoming a bestseller. The Coffee Party, a left-wing and progressive movement, is born when President Palin signs into the controversial national sales tax. Researchers find the corpse of a small, young reptilian like creature, dubbed “Son of Ogopogo”. Former House Speaker Rush Limbaugh dies of a massive heart attack. First quantum generators are constructed (tapping "space-energy) at MIT in Boston, Massachussetts (US) and Cambridge University (UK), unlike cold-fusion, the generators can portable and used in handheld units. Massive evacuation of Adelaide, Australia as the water supply for the city collapses to critical levels. Superhero "Tentai Senshi Sunred" appears in Kawasaki, Japan, as the "defender of Kanagawa prefecture.." Boxer and Congressman Manny Pacquiao is revealed to have mutant powers as the hero "Wapakman" in Manila, Philippines. Wavves led by Nathan Williams launches a massive riot in Barcelona, Spain, sparking civil unrest and violence. Defendor starring Woody Harrelson launches a new wave of superhero vigilanteism across the United States. U.S. Justice Department announces the use of "sick sticks", non-lethal weapons, as standard police equipment for crowd control devices, during a press conference in Washington D.C.; Singer Lady Gaga comes out as a "pre-operation" hermaphodite in New York City, New York, demanding rights for hermaphodites within the LGBT community. Giant 100-foot "Nabau" snake terrorizes residents along the Baleh River, Indonesia, sparking panic and civil unrest in the region. Institute for Human Continuity (IHC) is established in Washington D.C. and in New York City, New York, in an effort to "preserve long-term survival of humanity". "Be Heard In Chinese" campaign is launched by the Chinese government, condemning use of foreign languages other than Mandarin Chinese. Viral outbreak in Jilin, China sparks civil unrest and rioting.
2010: M. Night Shamlayan launches the blockbuster franchise The Last Airbender. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time starring Jake Gyllenhaal, directed by Jery Bruckheimer, makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise; Jonah Hex starring Josh Brolin and Megan Fox, makes its hit debut , launching a film franchise. Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark written by Bono, makes its hit Broadway debut. IBM and Dell announce the first portable and commercially available biochip/human "interface" compter in San Jose, California. Construction begins on the geodesic dome for the metropolitan area of Houton, Texas, amidst controversy over spending. U.N. officials report c. 200 million refugees worldwide due to environmental damage worldwide; Panama Canal reports massive delays and shutdowns due to traffic. Actor Alec Baldwin (D-NY) is elected to the U.S. Senate amidst rumors of marrital discord and financial problems. Val Kilmer is elected Governor of New Mexico as an Independent. Former Republican congressman Tom Tancredo is elected Governor of Colorado, as a member of the Constitution Party. Army veteran Alvin Greene (D-SC) is elected as the first black Senator from the state of South Carolina and the Deep South. Former Admiral and Representative Joe Sestak (D-PA) is elected to the Senate. Tea Party candidate Sharon Angle (R-NV) defeats Senator Harry Reid (D-NV). Former Mayor and convict Buddy Cianci (R-RI) is elected to the House of Representatives from the 1st Rhode Island Congressional district. Satanist Christine O’Donnell (R-DE), a self-proclaimed witch, is elected to the Senate from Delaware. She is a member of the Tea Party and one of the least popular politicians in the country. Singer Wyclef Jean is elected president of Haiti. Tensions mount nationwide as Russian and Chinese leaders back secessionist movements within the United States. An alleged time-traveler is reportedly captured in The Circus (1928) starring Charlie Chaplin, sparking concerns of time travellers. European debt crisis in Greece, Italy, Spain, and Portugal triggers a worldwide economic collapse. Actor Russell Crowe dies. Singer Madonna dies. Queen Elizabeth II dies. Prince Charles succeeds her as King George VII. German singer Lena makes her hit debut with the hit single "Satellite". Health officials in Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei report a disease outbreak, sparking civil unrest and violence. "Samson Skyblade" makes its hit debut, introducing a new line of "luxury flying cars" to the commercial market. Actor Christopher Reeve announces massive breakthrough in spinal cord injuries, during the Oscars in Hollywood, California. Actress Jennifer Anniston poses nude in Playboy magazine for the sum of $10 million, sparking immediate controversy. APB: All Points Bulletin (Realtime Worlds) video game becomes a major bestseller, portraying a underworld war between the police and organized crime. Senator Michael Steele (R-MD) is elected Governor of that state. Metal Gear Solid creator Hideo Kojima reveals he is Alan Smithee, or rather, the Alan Smithee who directed Godzilla Final Wars. And there was much rejoicing. Anthony Shriver is reelected Governor of Florida. Robert Shriver (D-CA) is elected Attorney General of that State. Chris Kennedy (D-IL) is elected to the Senate when incumbent Hillary Clinton decides to retire. Musician Ted Nugent (R-MI) is elected Governor. Mike Gravel (L-AK) is elected Governor. Rand Paul (L-KY) is elected to the Senate. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (D-NY) is elected Governor of New York, defeating NYC Mayor James McMillan (Republican/ TRTDHP- NY). Missouri Governor Jay Nixon (D-MO) is stabbed to death. Christopher Nixon Cox (R-NY), grandson of the late President Nixon, is elected to the 1st New York Congressional district. Cedar Rapids Businessman Christian Fong (R-IA) is elected Governor. Former E-bay chairwoman Meg Whitman (R) is elected Governor of California. Linda McMahon (R) is elected to the Senate from Connecticut. The Big One; Los Angeles, California is devastated by a 8.3 earthquake, sparking a massive exodus of people from the state. Superhero "Ryūjin Mabuyā" appears in Okinawa, Japan, demanding the return to Japan of Okinawa and the Ryuku Islands, fueling tensions with the United States and Russian government. Superhero "Kurasshā Kazuyoshi" appears in Tokyo, as "defender of Tokyo", sparking controversy with his nationalistic views. Superheroes/vigilantes from across the globe gather in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada to protect the Winter Olympics. Riots erupt as musical groups Hanson and Drake clash on stage, sparking a violent street riot, destroying the South Street Seaport in New York City, New York. Riots erupt in Bogota, Colombia as government troops crackdown on a heavy metal concert by Metalicca, sparking tensions between the United States and Latin America. Superhero "Phoenix Jones" makes his debut in the Seattle and Lynnwood area. Buddhist extremists launch attacks against Christian churches across India, fueling religious and sectarian violence nationwide. "Jenkem", a street drug based on fermented raw sewage, is trafficked through Florida along the Atlantic Seaboard. Police officials report mainland Chinese women kidnapping children from Singapore, Hong Kong and Taiwan, sparking regional violence.
2011: "Friday" by Rebecca Black makes its hit musical debut. The Playboy Club (NBC-TV) makes its hit television debut. High written by Matthew Lombardo, starring Kathleen Turner makes its hit Broadway debut. Lebron James and Dwayne Wade lead the Miami Heat to the NBA Championship. Massive flooding in Ocean City, Maryland blamed on the greenhouse effect; Tuvalu's 9 main islands are submerged due to flooding. Atlantic City, New Jersey suffers massive flooding; WHO/CDC officials report 2 million new cases of skin cancer per year worldwide. Chinese leader Jiang Zemin dies of a heart attack. Fighting is halted in Mindinao, Philippines between Muslim and government forces after local women launch a "sex strike". Azerbaijani group Eldar & Nikki makes its hit debut with the hit single "Running Scared". Finnish heavy metal rock star "Mr. Lordi" is elected Prime Minister in parliamentary elections in Helsinki, Finland. CDC officials in Le Roy, New York report a viral version of Tourette's Syndrome, sparking panic and paranoia. Martin Sheen resigns his seat in the Senate to run for President of Ireland. He is elected in a near landslide. Minnesota Senator Jesses Ventura enters the 2012 Presidential election as an Independent. UFOs makes a worldwide display at major cities across the globe, sparking civil unrest and violence. Bobby Roberts launches a brutal "hacker attack" against the United States from Great Britain, sparking tensions between the two countries. Actress Lindsay Lohan poses nude in Playboy magazine, helping to revive her acting career in Hollywood, California. Brütal Legend video game featuring Jack Black, Lemmy Kilmister, Rob Halford, Ozzy Osbourne, Lita Ford, and Tim Curry, makes its hit debut, spawning a film and multi-game franchise. Dennis Kucinich is appointed to Irish President-elect Martin Sheen’s seat in the Senate. Musician Justin Beiber is stabbed to death by a crazed fan. Former Governor Joseph P. Kennedy II is elected to his late uncle’s seat in the Senate. Scientists uncover a 210 foot octopi at the Mariana Trench; NASA Scientists uncover similar oceanic creatures through probes on Jupiter's moon Europa. "Captain Australia" is unveiled to the public by government and military officials in Brisbane, Australia, sparking concerns over a "super-soldier" arms race. Superhero "Menganno" emerges in Lanús, Argentine, demanding civil rights and aid for the poor, fueling tensions with the United States. Superhero "Lion Heart" makes his debut in Georgetown, Liberia, demanding an end to "corporate extortion" regarding water rights. Mutants "Osiris the Alpha and the Omega", "Father Ra-Horus", "Isis" and "Set-Hen" reveal themselves in Montevideo, Uruguay, proclaiming the return of the "Old Gods". Mutant Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez launches an attack on the White House in Washington D.C., proclaiming himself the messiah. Superhero "Phoenix Jones" is taken to court in Seattle, Washington. Superhero "Motor Mouth" makes his debut in San Francisco, California, battling against local police and criminals. Russian zoologists report the capture of a living woolly mammoth in Chukotka Autonomous Okrug, Siberia, Russia. Lesbian blogger Amina Arraf launches political underground in Damascus, Syria, advocating for LGBT rights. "Asexuality" picks up steam in both the United States and Japan . In the United States, the movement has led to the coining of several labels such as "grey asexual" (for individuals bordering on that category), "ACE" (short for asexual), "demisexual" (for individuals who only have sex in relationships), etc. In Japan, individuals (generally young men) who have no interest in sex are referred to as "Herbivores." Police officials launch a massive crackdown on "Wigger" and "Wangsta" activities throughout the state of Minnesota. Vampire Lyle Bensley is arrested for attacking a woman in Galveston, TX sparking fear about further vampire attacks. Vampire Josephine Smith attacks a senior citizen at a "Hooters" chain restaurant somewhere in Florida. Seow Choke Meng launches song-contests and video contests to support the government "one language" policy in Beijing, China. Lucknow Disaster; Riots and civil unrest erupt after 8.1 earthquake strikes the region, and people are reportedly transformed into stone statues in Kanpur, Unnao, Fatehpur, and Gorakhpur. Indian woman gives birth to 11 children, 10 boys and one girl, in Gujarat, India, sparking international attention.
2012: Vice-President Herman Cain promises to shake up the economy with his "9-9-9" tax plan. Tim Teebow leads the Denver Broncos to the Super Bowl. Algeria reports oil shortages, serving to destabilize the North African region. Archie Comics files for bankruptcy amidst protests by the American Family Association (AFA) over charges of obscenity over its portrayal of same-sex marriage. John Carter of Mars (Disney/Pixar Studios) makes its hit debut, launching a film franchise. Sonny Moore (skrillex) dies of an overdose. Ghostbusters III is released to great success, with Bill Murray returning as Dr. Venkman who sacrifices himself to save the other Ghostbusters. Former Governor Donald Trump enters the Presidential elections as a member of the Reform Party. Senator Alec Baldwin (D-NY) announces he will run for Mayor of New York City in 2013. South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley resigned her office after admitting to an affair with President Palin. The White House has no comment; the Playboy Mansion has many comments. President Sarah Palin poses nude in Playboy magazine, sparking immediate controversy as the first American President to pose nude. "Anonymous" terrorists are linked to attacks on the Vatican City. Anna Hustol, FEMEN Party leader, is elected Prime Minister after leading a "nudist women's revolution" in Kiev, Ukraine. Former Senator Russ Feingold (D-WI) is elected Governor during the recall election. Chuck Baldwin (C-MT) is elected Lieutenant Governor of Montana. Governor Ted Nugent calls former Senator Bob Kerrey “un-American”, to which Kerrey breaks Nugent’s nose. Celebrities Jennifer Aniston and Drew Carey announce (separately) that they will run for President as Libertarians. Newt Gingrich (R-GA) calls for U.S. statehood for the moon, during a speech in Atlanta, Georgia; American, British and Japanese commercial aerospace service begins. "Supervillain" Rex Velvet makes his debut, claiming to be the nemesis of "Phoenix Jones..." Government protests force the shutdown of highways in Johannesburg, South Africa, sparking civil unrest and violence. Coal shortages spark rioting and civil unrest in major cities throughout China, fueling the rise of warlords and ethnic secessionism. Vampires James Phillip Brooks, Xenia Gregoriana Borichevsky, and James Eric Orr are arrested in connection to an attack in Wellington, New Zealand. Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney (R-MA) denies being a vampire on Meet The Press. Grain blight breaks out in Nebraska, spreading rapidly to neighboring areas. A simultaneous blight takes root in the Ukraine. Accusations fly, charging deliberate biological war, followed by nuclear warheads. To everyone's surprise, satellite defenses stop most of the missiles. Meanwhile, the world's stock of grains, excluding barley and sesame, has been devastated. Severe food shortages spring up across the globe. The U.S. is in better short-term shape than most, since the blight apparently has no effect on foods with preservatives in them. Martial law is imposed in Tamil Nadu, India after reports of vampire attacks against cattle in Dharampuri.