March
Final Charity Event
(Liverpool) At the open of a group home for teens, Diana, Princess of Wales, gave what may be her last speech for a while. She told the group of teens present that they should take care of themselves physically so that they can handle the problems in health; take care of themselves emotionally and mentally so they don’t impulsively do things harmful to them; finish at least their basic education so they “especially you girls, don’t marry the first man who comes along” or “take on a job that involves criminal activity” simply because they feel they have no other choices.
Clooney Purchases Heinz Villa
(Laglio) George Clooney has made it official; he’s buying the Villa Orleandra from the Heinz family. Wonder if he’s furnishing a nursery wing for a ‘friend’?
April
Buckingham Palace In Diana’s Corner?
(London) Buckingham Palace issued a statement today that the impending birth of the child of the Princess of Wales is a private issue and not one of national concern. While the Princess of Wales is the mother of the future King and his brother, she is also entitled to her privacy since this child will not be royal.
May
Press Statement from the Office of the Princess of Wales
2 May 2001: Diana, Princess of Wales announces the birth of a daughter, Victoria Rose Yasmin Diana Spencer, at 7 p.m., 1 May 2001, weighing 7 lbs, 5 oz. Mother and daughter are both well and healthy following the cesaerian section delivery. The Princess of Wales will be remaining in hospital for three days following the surgery.
And the Father Is?
(London) James Whitaker has seen the birth certificate. He saw the document filled out by Diana and noted that she printed “unnamed” on the section marked FATHER. He also the final document which was filled out the same and had the same name, time, date, and weight as the Princess of Wales’ spokesperson released.
First Fotos of Vicki!
(News of the World) Our sources have brought us a gift! See below and to the left for the first ‘unofficial’ photographs of Miss Victoria Spencer.
Photographer Arrested
(London) French photographer Christophe Martin, a paparazzo noted for going undercover was arrested after impersonating an orderly to get photographs of the Princess of Wales’ newborn daughter. He was charged with impersonating medical personnel, criminal trespass, violations of privacy on both the Princess and her daughter and child endangerment.
When asked why reporter James Whitaker wasn’t arrested for leaking the photo and information on the child’s birth certificate, PC Wilson replied that at the time Whitaker took the photo of the birth certificate, the Princess had not had the birth certificate sealed and since birth certificates are technically public record, he violated no law that they know.
Congratulations!
(London) A joint statement issued by Diana, Princess of Wales and George Clooney is that they have amended the birth certificate of their daughter to reflect George’s paternity and changed her name to Victoria Rose Yasmin Diana Clooney.
Nick and Nina Clooney, accompanied by their daughter Ada, arrived yesterday to visit with the newest member of the family. They were offered accommodations at Kensington Palace, but opted to remain with George in his suite of rooms (and almost the entire floor) at the Ritz.
Where’s Grandma?
(London) Among the visitors to Kensington Palace to see young Victoria Clooney, you don’t need either hand to count the number of times France Shand Kydd has come. She has not been seen with her daughter since before the pregnancy was announced. But a spokesman for Diana claims that the lack of visitation isn’t a family feud, rather it’s Mrs. Shand Kydd’s ill health. She was, a friend reports, recently diagnosed with Parkinson’s Disease. Kensington Palace reports that Diana plans on taking Victoria to visit Mrs. Shand Kydd next month, and hopes that George will join them for the visit.
Godparents a Varied Lot
(London) Kensington Palace has released the names of the godparents for the daughter of Diana, Princess of Wales. Singer Sir Elton John and actor Miguel Ferrer (George Clooney’s cousin) and Prince Harry (her half-brother) are to be Vicki’s godfathers, while George’s sister Adelia Zeidler, actress Julia Roberts and designer Catherine Walker are to be the girl’s godmothers. The christening will occur in June, on the only day all six godparents can be present.
We get Miguel Ferrer and Adelia Zeidler immediately, they’re family. But Prince Harry? His brother, Prince William revealed why his younger brother and not he is getting the honor: Harry won the coin toss.
“We argued about it forever, since before she was born,” he told a friend. “And finally, Dad tells us to toss a coin. So we did. Harry won.”
Sir Elton is a long-time friend and fellow AIDS activist with the Princess of Wales, while designer Catherine Walker is also a friend of long-standing; actress Julia Roberts recently finished filming the remake of Ocean’s Eleven with Clooney.