Chapter 41
I have no idea what I am doing. Sixth sons are never supposed to be King.
King Augustus I of Great Britain (and Ireland)
December 25th, 1813
Dublin
Marshall Ney bowed graciously as the new King and Queen emerged from the Emperor's personal yacht on Christmas Day. Queen Maria Beatrice (to be known to history as the "Christmas Queen") was, in fact, third in line after her uncle and her father for the legitimate Jacobite claim to Ireland's (and nominally Great Britain's) throne. However, the House of Savoy was utterly hostile to France and all things Revolution and it was impossible to think either of those men would be pliable enough for the throne. Conquering the House of Savoy's country of Piedmont-Sardinia and annexing to France would not likely create a fond ally. Fortunately, Ireland did not possess any strong Salic Law that would prevent a woman from inheriting the throne and the eldest daughter was deemed reasonable enough to deal with.
As it was, it had taken nearly a year of negotiations with the Irish to get to this point. Normally, Emperor Napoleon I did not negotiate with anyone. However, so much of a premium did he place on the Irish alliance that the Emperor actually bent a little. He did not try to accounce who would be the next King of Ireland or dictate terms. This was probably difficult to accept but in the end, the Corsican knew nothing could pain the British more than the scene occurring today. That made it all worthwhile.
Much like Great Britain, Ireland had a Parliamentary tradition and the people would not accept a dictator. Indeed, the new King and Queen were little more powerful than this new King Augustus in Britain. However, the Emperor was able to strong-arm the teenage girl (a virtual prisoner in France with her family) into a marriage with his recently widowed former son-in-law, Prince Eugene. The Emperor had been promising Eugene a throne for years, something that looked less likely after the Emperor divorced Eugene's mother. Fortunately, the Italian princess was pretty enough and Eugene seemed willing to abide by the terms agreed.
The Parliament of Ireland accepted the Legitimate Heiress to the House of Stuart in "co-dominion" with her husband, Prince (now King) Eugene. Their power in Ireland would be limited, much more so than most European monarchs, which was preferable to the new Irish Parliament. Indeed, the new government mirrored their former British master in most respects.
Ireland remained in a state of unrest. Most of the Protestants, both Anglican and Presbyterian, had grave reservations about the return of the House of Stuart. However, the Catholic Majority of Ireland, backed by 20,000 French troops, ensured that there was little the Protestants could do about it.
At least the Irish leadership was wise enough to reduce dissent by writing into the Constitution freedom of religion for Presbyterians, Lutherans and Jews. Notably, the Anglicans were not included into this new spirit of equality. For centuries, the Catholics of Great Britain and Ireland had been oppressed through the justification that Catholics owed fealty to a power other than their King (the Pope in Rome) and thus cannot be trusted. As the Church of England is governed by the King of England, the Irish simply turned this around in order to exclude Anglicans from various centers of power.
The Anglican and, to a lesser extent, Presbyterian exodus continued. Within a year of the peace, over 100,000 Anglicans fled or were expelled by the new Irish government, mostly to Britain or to various British colonies. In an effort to settle South America with English-speakers, the British government subsidized this colonization with free transport for hundreds of thousands of Irish and English over the following decade, permanently changing the demographics of South America. This would continue for years as Ulster was slowly reclaimed by Catholic migration northwards and eastwards. Not all of this was politically motivated. Many of the Protestant linen weavers and ship builders of Ulster were out of work and found migration a necessity.
The economic effects of the separation of Great Britain and Ireland would take its toll on both nations. Massive lawsuits were filed on behalf of absentee British landlords. Most were dismissed by the courts on one pretext or another. Lands intended to be redistributed to tenants were often politically funneled to Irish power-brokers. For years after the division, Ireland would endure economic instability.
March, 1814
London
First Lord of the Treasury Lord Grey sighed, wondering how the hell he was going to keep this coalition together. The election called by King Augustus I of Great Britain (and Ireland, sigh) was unique in recent memory as the King publicly refused to use any of the secret funds to "influence" voters towards his favored candidates. To the First Lord's best opinion, the King had attempted to remain as apolitical as possible.
The Whigs had won a majority, though not a commanding one. Grey was forced to bring in some moderate Tories into the government. There weren't very many moderates on either side after the civil war. Fortunately, the King did not appear interested in retribution. Pardons were issued to all members of the conflict. Grenville, however, was quietly asked to stand down in favor of Grey.
There was some question as to how history would remember the various men involved in the combat. Would "George V" be condemned as a usurper or the legitimate King? The House of Commons voted in favor. The Lords did not. As best Grey could see, King Augustus didn't give a damn either way. Finally tired of the whole business, the King commanded that "George V" to be viewed as an "interim" King until Frederick I's coronation and bade the nation to shut up about the matter.
As it was, King Augustus would prove a popular King. Though mild-mannered in spirit, the man proved a good man of business in that he actually sat down and listened when his Prime Ministers wished to speak. His elder brother George IV could seldom be bothered. Slowly, the monarchy would regain some of its lost respectability under the devoted family man (though his daughters were bastards). Fortunately, the Duke of Cambridge would soon return from his posting in British North America and marry a German princess. His line would inherit the throne and ensure the continuance of the House of Hanover.
The Winter of 5 Kings would go down in history as a shameful period. If anything, the new First Lord was grateful the incident was resolved so quickly that France was not able to intervene in any manner. The Royal Navy continued to sit in the English Channel as the war raged in London. Trade actually continued almost unabated. Though the nation convulsed, the Empire moved on as if unaware of the battle (in some areas, the war was over before news even reached the outskirts). Grey wondered if he should be concerned with this.
As it was, the London markets were shaken even further, proving that future conflicts with France may prove even more devastating. Fortunately, the peace seemed to be holding. Trade was picking up with the whole of Europe as pent-up demand for British goods was released. Unemployment went from awful to merely bad. Tax revenues increased. Grey was certain he could keep the Empire together long enough for the wounds to heal.
It was only a matter of time.
Washington DC
President Aaron Burr was enjoying the brief respite from normal politics. Indiana, Illinois and Louisiana would soon be entering the Union as equal states and the southern states were experiencing remorse at agreeing to the expansion. As expected, many southern Congressmen now wanted to go back on the deal banning slavery west of the Mississippi. However, Burr was adamant that the Missouri, Colorado, Iowa, Wisconsin and Arkansas territories would remain free in perpetuity.
Fortunately, Mr. John Jacob Astor, the wealthy trader, distracted the President with a unique proposal. Astor had taken up the claims of a Russian functionary to the northern island of the Hawaiian chain as a way station for his China trade. As no nation would recognize this, Astor wanted the United States government to assume command.
With the profits of the China trade apparent, Burr was willing to listen. He also noted that the whaling industry was dying in the north Atlantic but still growing in the Pacific. This would make an ideal base for American trade expansion to Asia as a whole. Indeed, he was also receiving a proposal for establishing American settlements on the large islands of the south Pacific, namely Diemen's Land, the Zealand Islands and possibly the eastern coast of Terra Australus.
Both the Dutch Republic and France had tiny, moribund colonies on the large island (though the French may have abandoned theirs, no one was sure), but that island was reportedly the size of the United States. America would not hesitate to put up a trading post on such a huge mass because a few thousand Europeans were hundreds or thousands of miles away on the same island. He strongly suspected that, had Britain not been forbidden by treaty to possess colonies east of India that Britain's powerful navy and trade interests would quickly dominate the region.
Seeing no harm, Burr agreed to put the matter to Congress.
As it was, whaling and sealing were profitable at the moment so Burr was willing to play a bit of Empire building himself.