So I decided to turn
this into a little FH Wikibox series thingummy.
After the Eurosceptic parties (UKIP, which concentrates on European elections and lobbying; and the Radical Party, which concentrates on Parliament) teamed up in the Get Britain Out campaign and won Cameron's foolish EU 'Brexit' Referendum on 26 June 2016, David Cameron resigned and, after an abortive leadership campaign, was succeeded by reluctant Remainer Theresa May. May struck a slightly more centrist course than Cameron, focusing on social policy to lift austerity-stricken Hard Working Families out of poverty and into grammar schools. But despite creating two senior Cabinet positions purely to deal with Brexit, she never actually triggered Article 50 (the mechanism by which a state cuts all ties with the European Union).
This was displeasing to 52% of the population, as well as to a significant minority of Tory Ministers and backbenchers. After a little less than two years of the 'Nannying Fussbucketry' school of Conservatism - supposedly descended from the 'Wets' of the 1980s - the Right of the Conservative Party had had enough. They triggered a leadership coup figureheaded by their nominee Jacob Rees-Mogg. Rees-Mogg had been a darling of the mainstream media since his patrician drawl had first appeared on
Have I Got New For You, and he was the archetype of the mid-20th-century young fogey trapped in the hideous chromery of the 2010s. This was an increasingly popular image in an increasingly chaotic international political scene. Anyone who had ever used Twitter knew some adorable little factoid about Jacob Rees-Mogg, be it the fact that in his first attempt at entering Parliament he had been accompanied by his nanny, or the fact that he was the first person to use the word 'Floccinaucinihilipilification' in the House of Commons with a straight face, or the fact that, after misunderstanding the city's Wikipedia article, he had worn a twee sailor suit on a rare visit to Bristol during his campaign to be elected Mayor of the West of England.
Rees-Mogg had the support of 67 MPs in the House of Commons: a minority of the Party, most of whom rallied round May as their predecessors had rallied round Thatcher, but enough to throw the vote to the Tory membership in the grassroots. The local Conservative Associations, for the information of anyone who has been lucky enough never to have come across one in the wild, were a lot more old-fashioned than the Members of Parliament they campaign for, and Rees-Mogg was their darling. He won 59% of the vote on the second anniversary of the Brexit vote. He was Leader. He was Prime Minister.
For slightly less than a fortnight.
The Conservatives in the Commons are a ruthless bunch, and as soon as Jacob Rees-Mogg had kissed the Queen's hand at the Palace (while informing her placidly that the hand-kissing ceremony wasn't actually required, but "these little traditions enliven the grubby business of politics rather, don't they?"), they were laying their plots against him. Rees-Mogg's first test was the vote to trigger Article 50, which he won by a narrow margin, and only due to the votes of sympathetic Labour MPs (including their Leader, Jeremy Corbyn). But he was still struggling to fill all the Junior positions in his Government, and on 4 July the coup unfolded. Theresa May unveiled a new 'One Nation Party' along with a hard core of moderate Tories, and over the course of the next few days, dribs and drabs of defectors turned into floods. On 9 July, One Nation had 276 MPs, and Rees-Mogg's Government was stranded. He resigned - too late to come out with any dignity - and gained the dubious honour of being the shortest-serving Prime Minister since the 18th century.
It was, as he put it in his memoirs, "a superlative performance, but not a very good one".
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