Alternate Headlines

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Japanese-Korean Empire Centennial 1907-2007
Massive celebrations planned in the capital, Fukuoka. Emperor Takuhito and Emperess Jyun-hae expected to attend.

Death Toll reaches 40,000 in Kunming
The war between the Qing and Jian dynasty forces continue into second month.

Australian State of Luzon revokes Vatican II
Governor Mel Gibson passes legislation in order to "return to true Roman Catholicism."
 
Obrador demanding recount of Mexican election
Says Democratic Party winning election is "Yanqui imperialism"

Recount Verified by Russian and Brazilian Mediators!
Election Stands, Obrador Threatens Street Protests


New US-Russian Nuclear Deal!
US to Buy More Nuclear Waste, Have Joint Powerplants for Non-Nuclear Countries In South America


Japanese-Korean Celebration "In Danger"
Ministry Official Cites Warnings of Terrorism
 
Violence at the Capitol!
Obrador declares PRD "rightful leaders of México wronged by imperialists"

Obrador Declares Himself "Rightful Leader of Mexico"
Announces Formation of Armed Group to "Defend the Mexican People From Further Yankee Imperialism"

OOC: This is getting fun! Let's see how far we can take it. :)
 
Japanese-Korean Celebration "In Danger"
Ministry Official Cites Warnings of Terrorism
J-K UNDER ATTACK!
Radical Christian Terrorists opposed to Jap-Kor ruler's divinity, bomb subway stations in Pyeongyang, Seoul, and Tokyo. Death toll rises as 109 are confirmed dead. Prime Ministers Seo and Tsunagari declare a War on Terror.
 
Obrador Declares Himself "Rightful Leader of Mexico"
Announces Formation of Armed Group to "Defend the Mexican People From Further Yankee Imperialism"

OOC: This is getting fun! Let's see how far we can take it. :)



Obrador Announces "Rightful Cabinet"
US threatens to invade México in case PRD paramilitary does harm
 
Chavez Decries US Imperialism, Promises "Blank Check" for Obrador
Unionist Militia forms to protect Unionist Cities, Rumors of US Aid and "Volunteers" Denied
 
J-K UNDER ATTACK!

Radical Christian Terrorists opposed to Jap-Kor ruler's divinity, bomb subway stations in Pyeongyang, Seoul, and Tokyo. Death toll rises as 109 are confirmed dead. Prime Ministers Seo and Tsunagari declare a War on Terror.​

Indian President Proclaims Solidarity With J-K!
Promises any help to apprehend "heartless jackals"
 
Chavez Decries US Imperialism, Promises "Blank Check" for Obrador
Unionist Militia forms to protect Unionist Cities, Rumors of US Aid and "Volunteers" Denied


PRD forces attack Tijuana
Mexican Congress brands PRD a terrorist organization; threatens to arrest Obrador
 
Civil War Unavoidable?
US Warns Chavez Not to Interfere in Mexico as Situation Worsens Despite US Pullout; Mexican Immigrants March in US


Time Article:
The Loyal Fifth Column?
Mexican immigrants from the last decades (legal and illegal) march in solidarity with their unionist country men while waving hybrid US-Mexican flags. Is the feared "Aztlan secession" instead the force of the New Union?



Edit: I saw the pullout post after I typed this up.
 
From a tabloid:

Ah ha!
Leaked Venezuelan document shows Chavez as pawn of Obrador; willing to use him for creating a "Second Mexican Revolution"
 
From yet another tabloid:

The Virgin of Guadelupe is gone!
Blessed Juan Diego's cloak goes missing; priests at Guadelupe Cathedral are at a loss for words; México blames PRD

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PRD behind killing spree of Canadian tourists in Acapulco and Cancun, new report shows
MacKay: "We're very concerned"

So, interesting for alternative headline, eh? What conservative tabloid would publish these headlines IF they were true?
 
Chavez Recognizes Obrador as Mexican President!
Also says that massive Mexican loans unrelated to decision to uphold Bolivian socialism
 
So who's the real Mexican President?
With PAN, the GOP, and PRI still in Opposition at Mexico City and US recognizing President Méndez whilst Caracas recognises Obrador as President, who do Mexicans really believe is the President? An analysis

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Nuevo Leon, Coahuila, Sonora, and Baja California contemplating joining US
Belief that Obrador might seize Presidency seen as driving force behind accession of current border states to US
 
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