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It sounds like Catherine Howard's 'tragic loss';) will have some dramatic consequences. If it triggers a major, possibly religious, civil war in Scotland it could cause a split between England and France.


It was very tragic for her. Now she has to find a new meal ticket.



Also like the little tit-bit about Norfolk's literately masterpiece.:p I wonder who the Pontifex Maximus could be based upon. Possibly Pope Pious might be willing to excommunicate some Protestants.;)

Pius--when he reads it in translation--will likely get a chuckle out of it. He's a remarkably mellow Pope, on some matters. It comes of being half Borgia, and half d'Este--when your father struck medals celebrating a Pope's death, and your grandfather WAS Pope, you kind of understand the position ruffles some feathers.
 
Pius--when he reads it in translation--will likely get a chuckle out of it. He's a remarkably mellow Pope, on some matters. It comes of being half Borgia, and half d'Este--when your father struck medals celebrating a Pope's death, and your grandfather WAS Pope, you kind of understand the position ruffles some feathers.

Space Oddity

That sounds intriguing. I can [almost] see a counter-reformation opposed by the Pope because he decides it would be counter-productive.:)

Steve
 
That sounds intriguing. I can [almost] see a counter-reformation opposed by the Pope because he decides it would be counter-productive.:)

Oh, Pius knows something must be done. But it's going to be a very different Counter-Reformation--less reactionary, for a start.

Still doing better than she did in OTL.

Setting the bar low, eh? ;)

But, yes. Catherine--ITTL--has wound up one of those odd intriguers that exists on the margins of history. Her exact influence on events is often debatable--I can see TTL's basic history texts not even mentioning her when discussing Angus' murder for example...
 
Setting the bar low, eh? ;)

But, yes. Catherine--ITTL--has wound up one of those odd intriguers that exists on the margins of history. Her exact influence on events is often debatable--I can see TTL's basic history texts not even mentioning her when discussing Angus' murder for example...
Hmm, yes, and other historians going into great detail into why the ones who don't mention her must be wrong to forget her. A legacy as a controversial figure among historians fits her quite well, I think.

Maybe one or two films that use and abuse some of the more dramatic and salacious theories could be made.
 

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I assume that's "interesting" in the Chinese sense, i.e. bad news.

It's Poland. When isn't that the case?

I wonder if Henry IX is likely to go after the Spanish holdings in the New World? Waging war against the Hapsburgs on the Continent is a role fit for a young Protestant monarch with dreams of glory, but so is shipping home piles of gold and silver taken from the vast wealth the Spaniards are currently extracting from Mexico and Peru. And the latter would also appeal to his practical side.

On the issue of Mary Tudor being potentially a bit too willing to crumple, as raised a page or two back, it's always possible that she could in fact have somehow discovered that her own father was the one who most wanted to have her executed. I would think that the combination of that and knowing that Anne Boleyn was the reason why she was still alive would be enough to finish kicking her over the edge. I do wonder if her offspring will have any presence in this TL's future, though.

And here's to hoping Philip II will do the decent thing and get himself killed while on campaign in the Low Countries. It would be a net plus for pretty much everyone on the planet, I think.
 
1551

--We turn to Scotland as the year begins, where the hunt for Arran continues. Marie of Guise recieves a long, rambling letter from the man, wherein he incoherantly denies killing Angus, but then also incoherantly insists the Earl had it coming. This clears up some questions of Arran's whereabouts--he hasn't fled the country. The problem is that Scotland is a pretty wild place where a man can easily hide out if he has to--especially if, like the Earl of Arran, he possesses money and friends. While the Crown seeks Arran for a trial, or at least to have him answer some questions, the new Earl of Angus is seeking him out for more personal reasons--Scotland is rather old-fashioned in its pursuit of feuds, and Angus wants his uncle's killer dead. The Catholic, French, English and Protestant factions all wait on tenterhooks. About the only thing that is keeping this from exploding is that Arran was something of an outsider to all their squabbles--most see Angus' death as the act of a madman, not an insidious plot by INSERT OPPOSING FACTION'S NAME HERE. But there are whispers, nonetheless.

--In early spring, John Frederick the Younger, and Princess Elizabeth Tudor are wed in Wittenberg. The wedding is a surprisingly simple affair, as much from necessity as the traditional Protestant austerity--the Elector is still getting his finances in order from the Schmalkaldic War, and is also recruiting mercenaries for Cleves... just in case somebody gets... ideas in the upcoming war. Despite the relativly spartan ceremony, it is the event of what the evangelical Protestant world--the joining of its two great dynasties--sorry, Denmark--in the form of a dashing young man, and a beautiful young woman. Among those attending the wedding are the Elector Joachim of Brandenburg, in a touching display of the new church's ability to turn old rivalries into alliances--the Margrave Albert and his new wife, Agnes of Hesse--who also happens to be the widow of his best friend, the late Duke Maurice [1]--cousin Duke Augustus of Saxe-Weisenfals, who naturally keeps a healthy distance from the afore-mentioned pair--the groom's mother and aunt, Sybille and Anne of Cleves, and his brother John William. John Frederick the Elder, alas, is unable to attend, kept busy by League business. The Emperor and his brother's constant appeals for some sort assistance have gotten the Protestant Princes thinking that maybe they should twist a few more concessions out of the Hapsburgs--and they have a particular one in mind.

In the Schmalkaldic War, during his "Year of Miracles" as some now call it, Charles captured and deposed Hermann von Wied, the excommunicated Protestant-leaning Archbishop of Cologne. During the peace talks, the whole matter of Hermann, who'd by this time gone full-blown Protestant, was studiously avoided by both sides. Some League members think now they should insist he be reinstated--and allowed to select his successor. John Frederick is naturally opposing this--while he may be as stubborn as ever, the Elector of Saxony knows by what a slender thread his "victory" was achieved. Asking that the Emperor depose a sitting Catholic Archbishop-ELECTOR for a Protestant is... over the top. Philip of Hesse agrees with him, but keeps quietly giving encouragement to the radicals, largely so he can needle John Frederick. Needless to say, this makes League meetings and diplomacy even more frustating than usual.

--Pope Pius names Giovanni Maria Ciocchi del Monte his papal legate to the Empire. While some are convinced this is simply a move to get a rival out of the way, in truth, Pius has little fear of del Monte and a great respect for the Cardinal's ability as a diplomat. Further, it will infuriate the Emperor, and that, to Pius' mind, is always a plus.

Cardinal del Monte is not the only former papabile Pius is finding a place for--Cardinal Marcello Cervini degli Spannochi, a prominent reformer, is being brought into Pius' inner circle, as well as another former rival, Cardinal Giovanni Morone, who Pius once had a dispute over a benfice with. (It is one of history's many ironies that Pius, whose Papacy will see such a rollback on pluracy and absentee bishops was one of the great examples of both.) It's all part of Pius' effort to harness the reformers to his side, largely because the Pope is smart enough to know he's going to have to oversee some big changes in the Church AND that he really hasn't focused on this during his rise to the top, so he's going to need allies who have.

Pius is also distracted by a family matter--his brother, Duke Ercole, writes to ask for Pius' aid in divorcing his wife, Renee of France, who is 'a most intractable heretic'. Unfortunately for Ercole, Pius is rather fond of Renee, and replies stormily to his brother that it is extraordinarily presumptious of him to involve the Pope in his domestic squabble. That stated, aware that Renee is unhappy, he allows a seperation, and twists Henri's arm a little to let her return home. For Cardinal Carafa, this all proves his darkest suspicions--the new Pope is far, far more sympathetic to the Protestants than he should be. Has he not allowed the pestilent Peace of Augsburg to go forward? Has he not surrounded himself with Spirituali, a movement Carafa PROVED was just a figleaf for the Protestants?[2] And most damningly of all, has he not just revealed his affection for a female heretic--one who is his brother's own wife? It is the beginning of a lengthy rivalry between Inquisitor and Pope--one that will ultimately have explosive effects on the Catholic Church...

--In Spain, Emperor Charles takes time off from his troop preparations to meet with his young grandson and namesake. The young boy is enraptured by the Emperor's tales of his wars, though rather disappointed to learn that his grandfather has lost battles, and even retreated on occasion. When he is king, young Charles declares, he shall never lose, and never retreat. The Emperor laughs, pats the boy's head fondly, and then writes to his son telling him that he has to do something about little Charles. The boy, he notes more prophetically than he realizes, is growing into the kind of man who topples kingdoms when left in charge. Philip takes his father's warning to heart, but as of yet, does nothing, as he's rather busy right now. The Emperor has just planted further seeds in what will be the great disaster of his son's reign, though he doesn't realize that, and in fact, never will.

In other family matters, the Emperor, with just the right amount diplomatic arm-twisting and sweet talk, manages to convince Portugal's King John to wed his sister Maria to Philip, who is her nephew. And her cousin. While neither bride or groom can be said to be thrilled with this marriage, they are both the sort of people who'll do what they're told wh. This is the first building block of what will be a fairly successful relationship.

--In Dublin, Anne's little project bears its first fruits, as the Gaelic printing presses go into operation. The first volume it prints is--not the Bible. That translation project is ongoing, thank you very much--the Bible, remember, is quite large, and getting it right is quite important. No, the first book to be printed in Gaelic is a translation of the Life of Luther, done by a former monk, one Daniel O'Farrell--or more accurately, Donal o Fearghail [3]. Donal, in a brief introduction, says that he has done this 'to stir hearts and win minds', adding that he feels that his countrymen could learn much from Luther. Donal is, at this moment, the most prominent of the translators in the Bible project, and travelling between London and Dublin quite frequently, spending quite a lot of time chatting with Cramner, who is pleased to have aided in making such an educated convert. On his deathbed, Cramner will reportedly state that his greatest regret is he didn't hang the man when he had the chance.

Donal is one of many Irish ex-monks who, finding themselves uprooted by the Dissolution, have been trying desperately to figure out how God could allow this to happen, and unlike most of them, he now thinks he knows. For Donal, the TRUTH started to become clear after he took the translation project. Like most of his fellows who took the job, Donal's only real thought at first was getting a little extra money--however, exposure to Protestant literature struck a chord with the young monk, who was pretty soon devouring whole volumes of the stuff on the side. Nor is he alone in this--while most of the monks on the project view it as a job--with some even slipping in little jokes about their employers in their work--a few are astonishing themselves by making a connection to the Protestant ethos. Donal is the strongest personality among these, and will ultimately emerge as the leader, a fact that will have enormous consequences for Ireland, England, the Protestant world, and indeed, the world in general. But right now, he's simply an earnest young man translating the Song of Songs, while going through Calvin's Institutes in his spare time. And yet--he's got ideas. Ideas about what's happening in Ireland. And what the Christian Church should be like. And needless to say, they aren't quite the same as his employers'. This will lead to problems. Also, bloodshed. And horror. Can't forget that.

--The armies of France and its vassal Savoie invade Hapsburg Milan, under the leadership of Emannuel Philibert, clashing with the Duke of Alba's army in a brutal series of battles. By the end of campaigning season, the Duke of Savoie has advanced well into Lombardia. But his efforts are overshadowed by Francois de Guise, whose invasion of Lorraine is a smashing success, seizing the cities of Metz, Toul, and Verdun.

And worse news comes. The Turks invade Hungary once again, while launching their fleet on the Mediterranean. This brings the Schmalkaldic League out of their combination of inaction and intercine bickering, as everyone can agree that they should help the Emperor face the insidious Turk, and they begin to raise their armies. John Frederick sends his eldest son back to Cleves, seperating him from his new bride after a few months of married life. However, they have been fruitful--Elizabeth is pregnant.

--In Geneva, jewel of the Reformed Church(es), John Calvin having heard of the Schmalkaldic League's latest dispute, let's loose with an abusive pamphlet. In it he divides the Protestant movement into two neat little factions--the holy and righteous Reformed Church, and the cowardly, unworthy Nicomedians, who refuse to give up Catholic habits out of fear and superstition. (Calvin has used the term in the past, with a slightly different meaning, but he's not a man to throw out a handy label.) By this, he of course means the Lutherans and the Anglicans--indeed he names several prominent leaders of both camps and even heaps a little abuse on Luther and what he sees as his growing cult. The response of the people he is lambasting is more or less what you'd expect--in Wittenberg, Matthias Flaccius witheringly responds that Calvin accusing men who faced down the Emperor's army of cowardice from the safety of Geneva beggars belief. In London, Cramner is bitterly offended--he in fact has sizable Reformed-leanings, and has made the numerous compromises on matters like the Eucharist with England's more evangelical-minded members after a great deal of soul-searching. To find himself called a tyrant, and a crypto-papist destroys much of this sympathy. Henry flirts with banning Calvin's work, though his brother manages to talk him out of it. (Edward has a rather deep interest in Reformed theology.) And Norfolk toys with writing a pamphlet of his own. As soon as he's finished with the second part of Brutus.

The response from the rest of the Reformed world is likewise disheartening--in Marburg, Melanchthon essentially declares that he is not affiliated with that man, and does not endorse his views, while in Strassburg--the other jewel of the Reformed Church(es)--the ailing Martin Bucer manages to jot down a pamphlet wherein he quietly upbraids Calvin for his lack of charity[4]. And in Poland, Jan Laski, head of the Church of the Strangers bitches about how Calvin has just made the cause of Reformed Protestantism more difficult. And yet for all this, future generations will more or less adopt Calvin's formulation. There's a reason for this. First of all, while Calvin is not Luther to the Reformed Church, he talks longer, harder and better than any of his rivals, which means that he's the one who most people wind up remembering. Secondly, his little scheme is much easier to remember than the horrifically complex tangle of Protestant churches, ranging from the Reformed Churches of Geneva and Strassburg, to Reformed Lutheranism, to Anglicanism's strange blend, to True Lutheranism, with the various Hussite sects, anti-Trinitarians, and Anabaptists playing their part.

--England officially enters the war against the Emepror, though does little as yet, save for some privateers harassing Spanish ships. King Henry, always eager to indulge in a little propaganda, commissions a painting of himself in full battle-gear, while Norfolk heads out to Calais with some troops.

However, further war preparations are stalled when an outbreak of the sweating sickness ravages London. Henry avoids infection, as does his sister Margeret--despite fears of her questionable health--as well as Arthur Fitzroy. Edward is not so lucky--he is with the Duke of Suffolk and his brother during the outbreak and like them, comes down with the disease. However, unlike them, he survives--though learning that his friends are dead upon his recovery depresses him greatly. As Edward Tudor has already acquired the nickname 'Grim Ned' one can guess how deep a funk this is. Still, he delivers his latest eulogies at their funeralas, and starts attending Council meetings again in no time at all.

Once the crisis is past, Parliament signals that it wants something done to secure the line of succession a bit more. True, they've got an heir and... well, what you could call an emergency spare, but still, they'd like things more settled. Obviously, while they'd like Henry married, that's... a way off, and they don't want to offend their French allies. And so, they'd prefer it if Edward would get himmself married. And maybe Arthur as well. Henry leaves the matter to his mother, and Anne takes to it with gusto. Arthur is easy--a few chats, and he's engaged to young Jane Grey, who just happens to have a place on the line of succession. This neatly bypasses the murky area of Arthur's legal claim to the throne--while he is a direct-male line descendent of Henry VIII, his father was a bastard, after all, and though Henry kept making noises about posthumously legalizing him, ultimately, he never did, for a variety of reasons. Regardless of what one thinks of Arthur's place in the succession, his children's will be rock-solid. While all this could theoretically make him a threat, Anne isn't too worried about that--Arthur possesses an almost canine loyalty to his royal uncle, a fact that is so well known as to discourage most would-be plotters. Plus, he's a singularly uninspiring candidate for the Catholic holdouts who Anne sees as the greatest threat to Henry--Norfolk's nephew, and spiritual disciple.

As for Edward, Anne starts looking into available German Protestant Princesses. Outside of the Wettins, mind you--she feels it's time for England to diversify its dynastic connections.

--Speaking of German Protestant Princes, Duke William of Bavaria dies, and is succeeded by his son Albert. [5] While Albert has had a strict Catholic upbringing, he is more or less incapable of any strong religious feeling whatsoever, and trusts his father's political judgement implicitly. And so the Reformation continues apace, with Albert helping himself to monastic lands, and using his status as Landsvater to strongarm Catholic and Lutheran noblemen under him alike as he expands his authority.[6] He may not be devout--but he knows good politics when he sees it.

--In Scotland, the Earl of Angus' ceaseless searching for the Earl of Arran turns something up, a young man hiding out in a small village. The Earl rounds up some companions, break into the house where he is staying, and brutally kill him, stabbing him in the stomach, the groin, and the sides. It's as they're preparing to mutilate the dying man's face that they realize they've got the wrong Hamilton--they've just killed Arran's younger brother John. Realizing that there might be some blowback from this, Angus goes back to his homebase Tantallon Castle and secures it, while calling up as many of his followers as will come. This turns out to be a lot. Meanwhile the rest of the Hamiltons (including John and James' mother Margaret, who is a Douglas herself) flee the country for France.

When news of this murder reaches the court, Angus is quickly attainted, with the Duke of Aumale and his French troops marching against him. The tension in Scotland rises another level--while no one approves of Angus' actions, many are also discomfitted to see Aumale and his French troops being elevated into the right hand of the Crown. Many fear this is the thin edge of the wedge that ends with French troops running the show in Scotland. That stated, all this surprisingly does NOT up the tensions between Scottish Catholics and Protestants--the Douglases straddle the line with members in both faiths. This is seen as the ambitions and lawlessness of a single family, not a religious matter.

--Henri discovers the downside to allying with the Turks when they besiege Tripoli, second to last stronghold of the Knights of Rhodes--who the French aren't fighting. Henri sends an ambassador to the Turks to tell them to quit it and keep sticking it to the Emperor--the Turks reply by saying they do what they want, thank you very much. As Tripoli falls, Henri thus finds himself looking rather bad. [7] While this doesn't affect the English alliance, it more or less scuppers any hopes of the German Protestant Princes signing up, AND has Pope Pius explaining to his friend that while he's willing to take arms against the Emperor if he goes too far, the Holy See cannot openly ally with France in these circumstances. It's the sort of thing his father would have warned him about, if Henri had ever bothered to listen to him.

Still, despite this little embarassment, Henri is optimistic. He's winning big victories, England's going to get seriously involved next year, and the Pope's still quietly on his side. Life is good. He's especially impressed with the Duke of Guise, a fact that Diane de Poiters does her best to increase--the Guises are relatives by marriage. And so, Henri, without even realizing it, starts on a dangerous path...

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[1] Agnes remarried IOTL as well--to John Frederick II, the first of two wives. (She died in a miscarriage that some rumored was a poisoning.) Of course, ITTL, Margrave Albert doesn't have the disadvantage of having killed Maurice. (Yes, they wound up on opposite sides in the Margrave's War, OTL's sequal to the Schmalkaldic War.)

[2] Carafa is referring to chiefly Morone, who isn't really a Spirituali, though is fairly sympathetic to them. During Carafa's Papacy, IOTL, he had the devout Morone imprisoned by the Inquisition for Protestant leanings. An inquiry revealed he had none. Carafa didn't let him go, though at his death, Morone was released and resumed his position of honor in the Church.

[3] Donal, alas, is something of my own creation--though he does share a name with a possible Catholic bishop of Dublin from this time period. Simply put, our records of random Irish monks aren't that good.

[4] IOTL, Strasburg was forced to let its Catholic clergy back in following the Schmalkaldic War, which was the beginning of the end of its place of prominence in the Reformed Protestant circles. Here that hasn't happened. Further, while Bucer died early in this year IOTL, here, he's going to live a bit longer, as he hasn't had to pack up and flee to England.

[5] He died in 1550, IOTL. His survival a little longer is butterflies.

[6] Aside from the monasteries, this is what Albert used the Counter-Reformation for IOTL. A Wittelbach will be a Wittelbach.

[7] This also happened IOTL, though there, it didn't affect his alliance with the Protestant Princes, who were pretty damn desperate by this time.
 
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Well, since no one else has commented yet, I guess I'll have to de-lurk and say good update! In fact, I really like the TL as a whole. How could I say no to a continuing Tudor dynasty? And it's fun, and breezy, and a great read overall, so keep up the good work!
 
Well, thank you. The 1550s are going to be quite interesting--but are also going to set the stage for the even more interesting 1560s, which will be followed by the EVEN more interesting 1570s, which will be followed by the EXCEEDINGLY interesting 1580s, after which things should plateau for a while...

Actually, I'm probably going to have to start dividing up my posts again, because by that time the butterflies are going to be hitting EVERYWHERE.
 
Well, thank you. The 1550s are going to be quite interesting--but are also going to set the stage for the even more interesting 1560s, which will be followed by the EVEN more interesting 1570s, which will be followed by the EXCEEDINGLY interesting 1580s, after which things should plateau for a while...

Actually, I'm probably going to have to start dividing up my posts again, because by that time the butterflies are going to be hitting EVERYWHERE.

Space Oddity

Been on hols so late responding but catching up now. Sounds like there will be some 'interesting times' for Ireland and also possibly a lot of other areas. The situation in Germany and the empire is going to be odd with a de-facto alliance between Charles and the Schmalkaldic League against France, the Turks and England.

I suspect I'm not the only one who finds the exchange between Charles and his grandson reminds me of the fate of the last king of Lydia and when the oracle of Delphi replied to his question that by going to war he would cause the fall of a great empire.;) It sounds like he could be even more disasterous for whatever kingdom(s) he ends up ruling than Philip.

Concerned that [our] Henry is going to have a serious fall at some point, along with his French friend.

Scotland sounds like a steadily worsening mess that is going to explode sooner or later.

Thanks for another great update.

Steve
 
Sorry, for missing the last update SO, but I like the fact that the Fitzroy line has been legitimized by Arthur's marriage to the Lady Jane. Surrounded by his brother Thomas, and his nephew Arthur...I could potentially foresee the impetuous Henry attempting to get some form of the Salic Law passed through Parliament. This would especially be the case, if he displays OTL Edward VI chauvinistic attitudes toward women(All Jane Grey's heir's male). As always, Keep it comming SO:D
 
Space Oddity

Been on hols so late responding but catching up now. Sounds like there will be some 'interesting times' for Ireland and also possibly a lot of other areas.

Oh, yeah.


The situation in Germany and the empire is going to be odd with a de-facto alliance between Charles and the Schmalkaldic League against France, the Turks and England.

At the moment, its Charles and the League vs. the Turk.

At the moment.

I suspect I'm not the only one who finds the exchange between Charles and his grandson reminds me of the fate of the last king of Lydia and when the oracle of Delphi replied to his question that by going to war he would cause the fall of a great empire.;) It sounds like he could be even more disasterous for whatever kingdom(s) he ends up ruling than Philip.

Young Charles is going to cause a lot of trouble. A LOT of trouble. But that's... in the future. Right now, he's just the Europe Crown Prince-in-waiting with the most screwed-up relation with his father. (Which, incidentally, is why I keep coming back to him. Charles' upbringing is vitally important in understanding the man--and the king--he'll grow up to be.)

Concerned that [our] Henry is going to have a serious fall at some point, along with his French friend.

Well, nothing ever goes exactly to plan now, does it?

Scotland sounds like a steadily worsening mess that is going to explode sooner or later.

Think 'sooner'.

Thanks for another great update.

And thank you for the compliment.

Sorry, for missing the last update SO, but I like the fact that the Fitzroy line has been legitimized by Arthur's marriage to the Lady Jane.

Engagement, technically--the marriage is in the near future.

Surrounded by his brother Thomas, and his nephew Arthur...I could potentially foresee the impetuous Henry attempting to get some form of the Salic Law passed through Parliament.

His brother EDWARD--Thomas is... well, lying next to his father in Westminster. As for passing something like that--it depends on how necessary it's viewed as.


As always, Keep it comming SO:D

Thank you. I intend to.
 
1552

--The marriage of Ferdinand II and Maria of Spain is proving fruitful, if not particularly loving--the couple have already had two daughters, Anna and Eleonore. As the year begins, the pair add a son, who is named Ferdinand. Sadly, the young child dies a few weeks after his birth. In a tribute to the Archduke's persistance, Maria is pregnant again shortly thereafter--this child, a daughter who will be named Martha, will be born towards the end of the year. Ferdinand is rather preoccupied by other matters--he has to pack up and return to Bohemia where he can function as his father's governor as Ferdinand I prepares troops to attack the Turks. His unhappily-married cousin, Margeret of Parma, takes his place, and brings his younger brother Charles Francis (as well as her own sons, Carlo and Alessandro[1]) with her, thus completing the Hapsburg shuffle.

Young Charles is of course, devastated at losing the company of his cousin so soon, though Ferdinand promises to write. Charles, showing a determination that surprises his tutors, manages to acquire enough literacy in Latin to write crude, but serviciable letters back to him. It is the beginning of a lifelong enthusiasm that will ultimately make Charles one of the greatest correspondents in history. While initially wary, Charles soon becomes quite fond of Margeret and her sons, and vice-versa--Charles has a sort of awkward desperation that makes many of his older female relatives want to mother him. Chares Francis, on the other hand, does not make so good an impression on the young Prince-to-be, who swiftly dubs the young Archduke 'Sir Tight-Breeches'. Making up cruel yet accurate nicknames will prove to be another lifelong hobby.

--Archduke Ferdinand is not the only one celebrating the birth of a son--King Henri II is as well, a young boy who is named Henri. As opposed to his Hapsburg rival, the young boy swiftly proves to be the healthiest of his sons--at least so far. This isn't very difficult--both Dauphin Francois and Prince Charles are sickly lads, though ironically hunchbacked Charles is in much better shape than Francois, who many speculate--correctly--will never live to be king. While Henri is not happy about this, it does mean that little marriage contract with Queen Mary is going to turn out better than they thought... But to return to the newborn Prince--both Henri and Catherine are delighted to have another son, thus securing the line of succession virtually beyond a doubt. Ironically, if Henri knew all the trouble his little son and namesake is going to cause him, he'd be less thrilled.

--The Duke of Aumale's and the Earl of Angus' forces clash repeatedly in Scotland. The French forces ultimately fail to make much of a dent on the Scottish rebels--despite being better trained, Angus' men are fighting on their homeground. Worse, Aumale's efforts to gain the assistance of other Scottish lords are foundering--while they don't approve of Angus' actions, they in no way intend to strengthen Aumale's hand. And so the situation drags on. Claude considers requesting more soldiers from his brothers, but hesitates to do so--he may need them, but that is likely to be seen as an out and out military occupation by the Scottish Lords.

--In England, Henry IX heads out to get his war on, accompanied by his closest companions. (Arthur Fitzroy manages to sign on, despite the fact that he's supposed to be staying in England for his upcoming wedding.) To the surprise of virtually everyone, he names his brother Edward Regent. Any expectations that the young Prince will prove a figurehead are quickly disproven at the first Privy Council meeting he directs, where, after opening with a prayer, he begins to... ask questions. And not 'how does this work' questions--'can you explain the following expenditures in a succint and plausible manner' questions. It turns out that while Edward's been quietly attending meetings, he's been... listening to them. And forming opinions. And now, he's got a mandate to reform the English government, ideas of what needs to be done, as well as a team of wonks--among them Nathaniel Bacon and Richard Cecil--to help him do it.

It's going to be a FUN time to be an English civil servant.

--Emperor Charles and Maria of Portugal arrive in the Low Countries, where Maria and Philip are swiftly wed. Philip, who has been quietly moaning about the hideous injustice of this new marriage to his friends, is declaring himself completely devoted to his new wife within two months--Maria who has likewise had her doubts about the wedding, is declaring her absolute love for Philip in ONE. [2] Charles breathes a sigh of relief--as he notes to his young ward and favorite William of Orange [3], Philip can be... rather moody--and then after a brief review of the local defenses, heads out the Augsburg. He's got... an announcement planned.

--The cause of proper Catholic Reform continues in Mantua, where Pope Pius actually allows Protestant theologians to present arguments for their viewpoints. These arguments are quickly rebutted, for the most part, but this does not diminish the importance of what is happening. For many Catholic and Protestant Reformers, this is a positive step towards healing this disasterous breach in Christendom--for others it is a dangerous step in the wrong direction. Among the most important of the latter persuasion is Cardinal Carafa, who is beginning to assemble an argument calling for the Council to depose the Pope. The centerpiece of Carafa's case--barring Pius proving he's a heretic by doing something like making John Calvin a Cardinal of the Church--is that Pius was elected in a Conclave that was badly compromised by outside interferance, which, though true, would also invalidate virtually every pope elected in the last few centuries. But Carafa takes what he can get. He's aware that this is a dangerous step, but he's increasingly convinced that it's necessary. Pius, he's certian, is going to ruin everything.

--Herman von Wied, erstwhile Archbishop-Elector of Cologne, manages to solve the Schmaldkaldic League's debate on whether to take up his cause by dying. Elector John Frederick takes a deep breath in relief, as does Philip of Hesse, who is starting to think this little dispute is getting out of hand. His initial hope in championing Melanchthon was to limit John Frederick's power--he and Philip have clashed regularly over Philip's ideas, like an all-inclusive Protestant alliance, or toleration for the Jews. But attitudes are hardening to the point that Philip fears a genuine schism might occur in the League, between Reformed and Evangelical Lutheranism.

Philip is not the only figure who thinks this--Frederick III, Elector Palatine, also thinks it could happen--and he welcomes it. Fanatically in favor of the Reformed Church, Frederick hopes to use the League dispute to create an alliance of German Reformed Princes, who will naturally look to him for leadership. It's all for the True Church, of course. (Have I mentioned he's a Wittelbach?) And so, the rancor grows...

In other League news, Anne and Philip contract a marriage between Edward and Philip's daughter Barbara--all part of avoiding putting your eggs into one German basket. Simply put, she wants someone on both sides of the League's dispute, and Philip's brand of strongly-Reform flavored Lutheranism mixes with England's Evangelicanism with mild Reform flavor fairly well--far better than Frederick's. Edward's opinion on the marriage is simple--he has none. Edward is a man obsessed with duty, and, if he must marry, then he'll marry who he's told.

--The Gaelic Life of Luther continues to be Ireland's bestseller, even now that there are other books available. It is having a profound effect on the nation--indeed, many historians argue that is more influntial in Ireland than it is in Germany. It is read in cities, in towns, and even, on occasion, on small farms. There's a reason for this popularity--the original was a pretty good read, and Fearghal's translation is in fact, an improvement. But it's also theology light, and (proto-)nationalism-heavy, depicting Luther as a man giving his all to freeing his land from the influence of foreign powers. Presented as something like that, many Irish folk can actually start to understand, and even sympathise with the Reformation.

Which is exactly what Fearghal wants.

--Henry Tudor arrives in Calais. After first inspecting the defenses--and being surprised at how meagre they are-- he heads out for his first face-to-face meeting with Henri II. It does not go well. To start, Henry mistakes Diane de Poiters for Henri's stepmother, and greets her as such, thus earning her rather formidable wrath. And this is a dangerous thing to acquire--Diane is the power behind the throne, with Henri even allowing her to sign royal decrees for him. (Sometimes, she uses her name, other times, she uses a little combination of both their names they've cooked up.) She is also, to Henry's growing disgust, a constant presence at the meeting, with Henri even taking time out to publicly grope his mistress's breasts. [4] Henri himself does not impress his prospective son-in-law who deems him 'a mass of vanities and pretensions' who is 'all hollow beneath his finery'. Henri is oblivious to the bad impression, and in fact, is positive he has earned the young King of England's respect and love. Diane is less oblivious, and as noted, doesn't like Henry that much. She is determined to have her revenge for the King of England's slight--eventually. Of course, none of this stops the alliance--not yet, anyway.

The plan is simple--the English army will attack Flanders, while the French will come out of their new holdings in Lorraine, hook up with their allies, and then--BURGUNDY SHALL BE THEIRS! Yes, so beautifully simple that one wonders how it can fail...

--In Italy, the Duke of Alba is continuing to duke it out with the Duke-Consort (or by his own account, plain Duke) of Savoy. (And that's a lot of duking.) After his initial successes, Savoie's war machine is stalling, though this will likely change in the near future. And then Alba hears a dangerous report--the Republic of Siena, France's only real ally among the Italian nation-states, is considering joining the war. Alba realizes that he has to stop this before it starts--however there is one tiny problem--between Hapsburg Milan and Siena lies the Duchy of Florence. While they are, in theory, allies and subjects of Emperor Charles, in truth, like most Italian states, they go their own way--and increasingly, that way is to stay the hell out of any fights between France and the Empire.[5] Charles has been trying to get Duke Cosimo de'Medici onboard for an attack ON Sienna for some time now, but the Duke is a wily man--he'd like to gain Siena, but not at the cost of taking on an ascendant France. And so, he continues to promise support at some future date, perhaps, while doing nothing. Even learning of Siena's preparations does nothing to end his studied neutrality, a fact that makes Alba furious--Cosimo continues to prevaricate and delay, even when Alba dials down his request to merely allowing Imperial troops to pass through Tuscany so they can attack Siena. Alba may be a military genius, but his understanding of politics is shaky at best. After the tenth noncommital reply from Tuscany, he gathers his troops and starts heading through Tuscany anyway, declaring that if Cosimo doesn't like that, he can try and stop him.

Cosimo does exactly that. As Imperial and Florentine troops clash in Tuscany, he also puts out feelers to the other Italian states, especially one who he knows is itching for a chance to fight the Empire. And sure enough, once Pope Pius hears that the Empire has given him just the excuse he needs to jump in the war, he does just that, to the rolling of eyes of much of the Council of Mantua. Especially once Pius gets on the new Papal armor he's had made for the occasion. (Pius really, REALLY likes wearing armor.) [6] Charles is of course, furious at Alba's blunder, but doesn't dare remove him from his command, as that would virtually be handing Emanuel Philibert the initiative. And so, the Hapsburg situation in Italy worsens.

--Emperor Charles is not the only man dealing with subordinates dragging formerly neutral parties into the war. As Francois de Guise marches up from Lorraine, the knotty problem of Cleves comes to his attention. While the Elector of Saxony is proclaiming himself neutral regarding France's war with the Emperor, he has still joined the Emperor fighting against the Turk--and he's been bulking up the defenses of Cleves. All of this means there's a good chance that he could join the war in the future--and if he does, then Cleves will prove a dangerous thorn in France's side. And yet, the good wishes of the Schmalkaldic League are nothing to trifle with. This is a matter a man could spend days debating. Unfortunately, Francois de Guise is not a man given to internal debate. He launches an attack on Cleves.

It doesn't go well. Actually--it's a disaster. John Frederick the Younger brutally repulses the attack, THEN launches a counter-attack on the retreating forces that devastates them, THEN beats off Francois' counter-counter-attack as he returns home. Having done all that, he leaves his prized general, Wilhelm von Grumbach, in charge, and rides back to Saxony, so he can see his wife, and newborn son, a child who is quickly dubbed "Frederick Henry" [7]. And thus begins a storied military career--and a lengthy rivalry between the House of Guise, and the House of Wettin.

Needless to say, once the League learns of this--and they get finished telling John Frederick the Younger that he is, in fact, the man--the Protestant Princes decide as one that this clinches it--France can't be trusted. They're helping the Emperor, a fact they plan on telling him at the next Reichstag.

--In a bit of good news for the Anglo-French alliance, English troops repulse a foray into Picardy by Imperial troops. It is Henry's first taste of battle--though he leaves much of the actual command to Norfolk--and he acquits himself well. Soon, he tells Robert Dudley, they will be in Antwerp. Yes, triumph is assured. Even recieving the first (garbled) accounts of the Duke of Guise's defeat at Cleves doesn't weaken the King's optimism--especially as he has no idea that he will soon be facing off with his brother-in-law.

--At Augsburg, Charles is overjoyed to hear that the Schmalkaldic League is willing to fight with the French now. Once that good news is out of the way, Charles reveals his surprise--he's abdicating. Old before his time and afflicted with hideous, disabling gout, Charles finds his duties increasingly onerous--and he's also convinced that he's no longer able to solve the Hapsburgs' problems. In fact, he's starting to think he's one of them--his massive power isolates the family, making alliances against them that would otherwise be unlikely possible. With him gone, and the holdings divided, the family might be able to stage a recovery. Charles asks the stunned Electors to fulfill their obligations and grant his brother the Imperial throne--proving that they are men of their word, they do so. This leaves Austria and the Empire in Ferdinand's hands, and the Spanish thrones, and the Low Countries in Philip's. (Personally, Ferdinand thinks he should have gotten the Duchy of Burgundy, but he realizes that's fairly unlikely.) As Charles leaves the Augsburg leaning on William of Orange, it marks the end of an era. Now, his brother Ferdinand and his eternal archnemesis Suleyman are the only monarchs of their generations still in power--and they are both old men. The torch is being definitively passed to a younger generation.

--The Earl of Arran emerges from hiding, and seeks an audience with the court, in hopes, he says, of telling his side of the story. As the present Earl of Angus has rather pointedly dishonored himself, and Marie of Guise is hoping to extend some sort of olive branch to the Scottish Lords, he's allowed.

The meeting is not the reconciliation Marie hopes for. Upon being introduced to the Regent, Arran smiles, produces a pistol and shoots her, screaming 'Speak to your servant in hell, you bloody bitch!' Arran is quickly seized, laughing uproariously the entire time, and placed in custody. While Marie recieves only glancing wound, her health has not been good of late, and several months later, she succumbs to infection and fever.

The one woman who was keeping all hell from breaking loose in Scotland is dead. Now things really start to get out of hand...

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[1] IOTL, Carlo, Alessandro's twin brother, died a month after his birth.

[2] Philip really seems to (A) have had this effect on women, and (B) been something of a soft touch in his marriages himself.

[3] Yes, THAT William of Orange. It's a small, funny old world.

[4] You might think I'm making some of this up. I'm not. This is all from the OTL relationship between Diane and Henri.

[5] IOTL, Cosimo had no hesitation about attacking Siena--in fact, it was one of the starting gambits in that Italian War.

[6] Once again--I'm not making this up. Ippolito d'Este really was more into the "Prince" part of Prince of the Church.

[7] IOTL, Frederick Henry was the name of JFII's second son--the name of his first was John Frederick. Consider this his wife's influence.
 
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