It is a sweltering September day on the Kent State University campus, as hungover and exhausted college students gratefully retreat into the air-conditioned confines of Norman Thomas Hall. Noon is far too early to be discussing modern history, they collectively mumble; but it's better than being outside, and the comfy chairs in the lecture hall will make napping easy.
For the professor, today is another great day in the academy, only slightly spoiled by ungrateful students. Dr. Demetriades quickly hangs up his fedora on the coat rack before scrawling on the white board in bold "WORLD WAR I". There's a murmur of groans from the lecture hall; World War I was so last century. The professor turns to the class and jokes, "I'm sure I can confidently assume that you've all read Chapter 14 of Zinn's
People's History and the first three chapters of Hobshawn's
Age of Extremes that I assigned on Friday..."[1]
It's a tough crowd for the professor-cum-comedian. He points out at random to one of the students, and asks "Can you tell me at least one of the principle causes of World War I?"
The spiky haired youth scoffs, "Shit no. This stuff is boring, reading about 'historical matrimony' and stuff."
"
Historical materialism" the professor corrects him. "It may be boring to you, but these events aren't just dusty pages in a book--they actually happened, and they continue to affect where we are today."
The youth shrugs, clearly not caring.
"Okay then, what would you rather be learning about, then?"
"I dunno, something exciting, like when General Patton[2] led the Bonus Army to take Debs D.C. during the Revolution. Something like that, you'know."
The professor resists the urge to correct the young man about how Patton was only a Lieutenant Colonel at the time, and that the 'Bonus Army' and the many volunteers, militiamen and deserters that marched with them had restyled itself as the Red Army months before, and that Debs D.C. was still called Washington at the time. Instead, he points out the fact that should be so obvious: "But without his experiences in the trenches of the First World War, Patton would have just been any other career military officer. He'd have been with MacArthur shooting the strikers in Pennsylvania, not defending them. We're reading his war diaries later this week--it's all right on the syllabus.
"We study history because it tells us about how we got where we are today. This is why I can say that the German Reich's decision to build a railroad from Berlin to Baghdad is just as important to American history as the Second Revolution was. The millions of American soldiers who died in the mud of Northern France from 1914 to 1918 radicalized American workers at home and vindicated the Socialists opposition to the war. That is why I'm asking you, humbly, to please pay attention in my class. College education may be free in this country, unlike in the Anglo-French Union, but that doesn't mean you should waste this opportunity."
The professor stepped off his soapbox, and turned to the whiteboard, and busily sketched down some important bullet points.
1. Howard Zinn's A People's History of America, the ITL counterpart to A People's History of the United States, and Eric Hobshawn's The Age of Extremes: The Short 20th Century. In OTL, very good books, btw.
2. Yes, that George Patton.