An Infamous, Beautiful Man
*the bell rings, and a bunch of diseased and disgusting former reptilian 2008 Obama voters quickly occupy the room and sit down on their American-made seats with their American-made desks with American-made pencils in hand. A blond-haired, blue-eyed muscular beautiful Aryan man enters the room and shuts the door behind him. The class whispers amongst one another.
"Alright, you disgusting alien fucks! It's time to learn some goddamn history, you bitches! Here's your first lesson: who liberated the great Aryan race from the evil minorities of the United States of America and saved the human race from you fucking shape-shifting reptilians?"
The class pauses, wondering what the answer is. Then all of a sudden, a green and scaly hand is raised in the air.
"Uh, uh...lemme think, shit...Donald Trump?"
"No, you stupid fuck! President Trump only eliminated one-third of the non-Aryan population through his New Deal programs! Think harder, you fuckin' alien scum!"
The class continued to ponder the teacher's question, until finally one brave young Reptilian answered without hesitation:
"I know it! It's Alex Jones!"
"Correct! I guess you fuckers are smart after all.."
The class cheers in acceptance, with very intelligible hissing from the back of the room.
"Alex Jones, God bless his perfect soul, finally eliminated the last 2/3rds of the non-Aryan and reptilian race through blood, sweat, tears, and possibly a few wars with neighboring countries..."
Various cheers can now be heard across the room
"God bless the new United States of America!"
"Heil Fuhrers Trump und Jones!"
"Der Reich ist gut!"
"HEIL MEIN FUHRER!"
"HEIL, MY BOYS, HEIL"
~ the last words of the teacher before he collapsed into a coma from the excitemnent.
the end.
P.S. why did you read this. i literally made this in 20 minutes, you've wasted, like, 10 minutes of your life on this shit. i hope you're happy i took precious time from your life and made you focus on this stupid shit instead. expect more in the future, you lovable bahstuds