This is really creepy and should be deleted

[Burton K Wheeler]

http://wiki.alternatehistory.com/dok...fftopic/female

[Fellatio Nelson]

Eerily accurate, however.

[Burton K Wheeler]

Who the fuck comes up with things like this? I am not going to look at who created/edited it, but I'm tempted to just so I can know who to hate.

[Fellatio Nelson]

Originally Posted by The Bald Imposter

Who the fuck comes up with things like this? I am not going to look at who created/edited it, but I'm tempted to just so I can know who to hate.

Left-handed Maxwell edited it.

But as to its origin... I didn't even know it was there.

[MrP]

I think I saw that last week. In order to seem normal, I shall pretend it struck me as creepy, too, rather than making almost no impression.

[Burton K Wheeler]

It gives me the same cold chill as when some creepwad posts a "WE HAVE A NEW FEMALE MEMBER" thread. I happen to know that there are female posters here who go out of their way to hide it because of shit like this.

[Fellatio Nelson]

But I'm posting this for self-promotion.

Fellatio Nelson
Fellatio Nelson is an active member (oo-er) in Chat; indeed, he is among the vanguard of the resident Gaysexualists (a.k.a. The Sinister Gay Agenda) on AH.Com.

The Gaysexualists are currently engaged a remorseless, sweaty, moonlight-dappling-their-muscular-frames tag-team wrestling match against the Heterosexual Reconquista, which is led by a drunk, horny-helmeted viking American soldier called The Bald Imposter and the Yorkshire Separatist, Thande.

Fellatio also contributes to other parts of the Forum... but I can’t quite remember what... sometimes he adds some stuff about ships and the Royal Navy.

Frequently has his “copyright infringed” by certain “unauthorised” members - see Nek - who cannot get enough of his buff physique and matinee-idol looks. They seek to download his craven image for singularly nefarious purposes.

Also creator of “Homoendo” (TM); the trademarked construct used as short-hand for “Homosexual Innuendo”.

His hobbies include exploring the ‘Welsh hinterland’: see Kit and looking at pictures of Matt Damon.

Surprisingly, thanks to a youthful encounter with an Italian lady known only as ‘Signora Whatshername’, Fell has considerably more experience with such matters than most of the American teenagers on the board.

Epithets

Ubiquitously, “Fell”; or otherwise “Sexy Bugger”.

Catchphrases

- Oo-er!

- Do you do it doggy-doggy?

- Dogs’ Cocks

- I am touched. Frequently. Right there. Yup, that’s it. There. - Having “(in a good/nice/bad/nasty way)” appended to a statement to grant greater understanding.

Claims to Fame

Inadvertently found and named the nation state of Sudanasia whilst drunk late one night, during the course of an investigation to determine whether Floid was, in fact, the television chef-cum-drinker (oo-er) Keith Floyd. It has since transpired that Floid is the Sudanases half-brother of said British chef.

Also discovered that Romulus Augustulus is actually Borat; a man famed for his boundless “Boratitude” (TM), which has yet to be fully defined.

Developed the term ‘cugly’, as shorthand for Cute/Ugly; namely, those individuals whose facial features would at first glance make them seem plain, average or downright ugly - especially if they were they to let themselves go - yet, examined together, create an extraordinarily alluring combination that makes them more sexy than ostensibly “beautiful” people.

Baldianism

Professor F(uscia) Nelson recently forwarded to his nephew Fellatio - by way of his alledged sister Felicity (or ‘Flick’) - the results of a recent academic pot-holing expedition in darkest Peru. Having entered one cave shortly after a group of schoolchildren armed with crayons had departed, Prof. Nelson discovered a crude rendering of The Bald Imposter, which he dated to prehistoric times. Hence Fellatio, who bears an uncanny similarity to Baldie in almost all respects, instigated the veneration of the said Horny Montanan Mountain Man (in a good way, not a gay way, although... - no, definitely not in a gay way - because that would border on the incestuous).

Trivia

Contrary to expections, Fellatio Nelson is married to a buxom Devonshire lass called Emma Hamilton. They have three children between the ages of 3 and 6, Full Nelson, Half Nelson and Nelson Mandela Nelson, and depend on the pittance Fell is paid by Her Britannic Majesty’s Government to keep them in Turkey Twizzlers and Ritalin.

His Works

- Some stuff about Pirates; “Fellatio’s Rough Riders”; something about Sherlock Homo, but can’t quite recall; and the adventures of “HMS Gimp Throttler”. Latterly embarked upon a massively immensely huge story called "Dial M for Elastic", featuring loads of people and includes both an airship and crude racial stereotyping.

[Burton K Wheeler]

How does one go about deleting a wiki article?

[Fellatio Nelson]

Originally Posted by The Bald Imposter

How does one go about deleting a wiki article?

I assume you login, edit it by deleting it (the contents, if not the thread).

[MrP]

Originally Posted by The Bald Imposter

It gives me the same cold chill as when some creepwad posts a "WE HAVE A NEW FEMALE MEMBER" thread. I happen to know that there are female posters here who go out of their way to hide it because of shit like this.

Aw, poor chaps!

Then, yes, to the delete button!

[Ran Exilis]

Originally Posted by The Bald Imposter

Who the fuck comes up with things like this? I am not going to look at who created/edited it, but I'm tempted to just so I can know who to hate.

I swear, I had nothing to do with it!
Honestly!

(Baxter's female? hee....)

[MrP]

Right, went back and deleted it. For future reference - all that seems to be necessary it to select all the text, delete it and save the change. Hope people are less nervy now.

[Thande]

I don't see why that was any different to the articles listing say the German members or the members who are veterans. OK, maybe the prelude paragraph was a bit creepy, but it sounded like it was the concept Baldie was objecting to.

[Burton K Wheeler]

Originally Posted by Thande

I don't see why that was any different to the articles listing say the German members or the members who are veterans. OK, maybe the prelude paragraph was a bit creepy, but it sounded like it was the concept Baldie was objecting to.

It's odd that it focused on people with only a couple (or no) posts, not well-known posters whose identity is common knowledge. If someone were to go through lots the profiles looking for clues that people with only 5 posts from 2004 were, say, German, or military veterans, that would be wierd.

[fortyseven]

There was nothing wrong with it. You could have at least edited it/PM'd Ian rather than deleting my page.

[Thande]

Originally Posted by The Bald Imposter

It gives me the same cold chill as when some creepwad posts a "WE HAVE A NEW FEMALE MEMBER" thread. I happen to know that there are female posters here who go out of their way to hide it because of shit like this.

Hmm. As a response, I would point this out: do you know who started the tradition of WE HAVE A NEW FEMALE MEMBER threads?

The answer may surprise you.

[Burton K Wheeler]

Originally Posted by Thande

Hmm. As a response, I would point this out: do you know who started the tradition of WE HAVE A NEW FEMALE MEMBER threads?

The answer may surprise you.

I dunno, the only ones I've seen are from male virgins.

[MrP]

Originally Posted by fortyseven

There was nothing wrong with it. You could have at least edited it/PM'd Ian rather than deleting my page.

Hey, I'm sorry, old man. But from what Baldie said about it freaking out some of our female members, it seemed a prime case for drastic action. I both stand by what I did and am very sorry to have upset you.

[fortyseven]

Originally Posted by MrP

Hey, I'm sorry, old man. But from what Baldie said about it freaking out some of our female members, it seemed a prime case for drastic action. I both stand by what I did and am very sorry to have upset you.

No, Baldie said some female members hide the fact they are female. Baldie or anyone doesn't get to decide unequivocally what should or shouldn't be in the wiki.

[Fellatio Nelson]

Originally Posted by The Bald Imposter

If someone were to go through lots the profiles looking for clues that people with only 5 posts from 2004 were, say, German, or military veterans, that would be wierd.

I'm not a veterinarian. I don't stick my hand up cows' bottoms.