Famous quotations that never were

[zeitenschmiede]

"We wont fight them in the beaches, we wont fight them in the landing grounds, nor shall we fight them in the fields, the streets or the hills. Fight the Germans? What are you, some kind of madman? They've just kicked the Frenchmen's asses in 40 days! Idiot..."

Churchill to a journalist before getting into a spitfire which should bring him to a peace conference in Berlin, July 1940.

[Chris Oakley]

Originally Posted by Analytical Engine

Thank you very much.

[Dathi THorfinnsson]

Originally Posted by Dan1988

PyeongChang, Capital of SK

Capital of Saskatchewan!?!?! Now THAT would be a wierd timeline. [Ja, Ja, you meant South Korea, nae dout, but ...]

[Analytical Engine]

Originally Posted by Dathi THorfinnsson

Capital of Saskatchewan!?!?! Now THAT would be a wierd timeline. [Ja, Ja, you meant South Korea, nae dout, but ...]

Nooooo!

Not Uber-Korea!

[Berra]

"This morning I was with the vice president. I was asking him what costume he was planning. He said, 'Well, I'm already wearing it.' It was a lovely latex uniform"
- Bush

"Most of you knew me long before anyone called me Darth Vader, damn Lincoln for giving me that nickname."
- Cheney

[037771]

"God, i knew this would happen. That honey-trap was fatal"
Harold Wilson to the provisional PM Lord Mountbatten after being deposed in the coup of 1975.

[Knight Templar]

So the people doesn't have bread nor cake? then they going to have to eat bananas.
~Marie Antoinette.

What a creazy idea!
~Plato.

Im afraid that im giving these people too much hope.
~Jesus.

No I have told you I don't know any stories.
~Homer

I have the greatest confidence in the people around me.
~Joseph Stalin.

Be careful with that vase!
~Attila the Hun.

My people I understand why hout against me
and I beg to be forgiven.
~Nicolae Ceausescu

Man should know his place and stay on earth.
da Vinci.

[Berra]

"Either you have gravel or you don't have gravel. Indians have gravel but they are still poor. They are poor because they regulate the use of gravel instead of decentralise the power out to each individual. It is the regulations that makes the Indians poor. It is the lack of free trade. It is the lack of a free marker that makes the Indians poor. They starve because they lack a free market. Is that fair?"
- Torbjörn Fälldin in a debate with Olof Palme.

[037771]

"I have a dream! But i dont wanna talk about it......"
Martin Luther King inexplicably losing interest in Civil Rights, 1963

[aktarian]

"I have a dream. It involves clowns, duct tape and peeler knife. It's a nightmare really. I wake up screaming ever night. Brrrrrrrrr."

Martin Luther King

[Berra]

"I think the government should be spying on all clowns, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the mid west and sending dwarfs to Guantanamo. "
- Anne Coulter

"If I had been elected president, right now I would find lesbians for the Special Forces. I like lesbians."
- Anne Coulter


"We should invade the dwarfs countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Sheepism. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Michael Moore and his top officers. We carpet-bombed the French cities; we killed civilians. That's war and it turns me on."
- Anne Coulter

[Thande]

"L'état, c'est le peuple" - Louis XIV.

[panzerjay]

a spoon...a spoon.....my kingdom for a spoon so i can eat my strawberries with cream - Richard III

[Berra]

"I don’t oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a smart war. Smart people like Richard Perle and Paul Wolfowitz is bound to fuck up things."
- Barak Obama

"That's silly talk... Talk to my Ian. He'll tell me I need to learn to not use sockpuppets on AH.com. "
- Barak Obama

[karl2025]

That's one small step for... Wait, wait what is that? Oh s***, get in the lander! Get in the lander! They're...!
-Neil Armstrong moments before radio contact was lost

This proposed height requirement for president is nothing more than an attack on my person!
-James Madison, shortly before passage of the 5'6 1/2" rule for Presidential Aptitude law

[Berra]

"Huston, we have a problem. Requesting assistance."
- Vladimir Shatalov on Soyuz 4 after chrashing into Soyuz 5 january 1969.

[037771]

"So they want to put missiles of Cuba! Im havin none o that now!"
Richard Milhous Nixon, shortly before obliterating the Soviet Union prior to the Two Days War.

[Berra]

"...the right to life, liberty and the right to party."
- Declaration of Independence

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

"You've Gotta Fight, for Your Right, to PARTY!"

- SP/4 Michael "Mike D." Diamond, Right Before The Invasion of Panama

"Imagine, there's No Heaven ..."

- Pope Innocent XIV, a.k.a. John Winston Lennon, Beginning his, Maybe we Have it All Wrong, Mass

"I'm Caught in a Trap, and I Can't Walk Out ..."

- First Sergeant Elvis Aaron Presley, Imprisoned in The Infamous Hanoi Hilton

[aktarian]

"St. Petersburg is worth a mass" Lenin