Famous quotations that never were

[Thande]

Originally Posted by Tom_NUFC

"France shall never surrender!
And even if La Belle France, or a large part of it were to be subjugated, then our empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the French Fleet will carry on the struggle, alongside our British and Italian allies, until in God's good time, the new world with all its power and might steps forth to the rescue, and the liberation of the old."
Emperor Napoleon V of France, 1938

Apart from the date, that could be from Decades of Darkness...

[ColeMercury]

"I tried marijuana when I was young, and I didn't like it, and I actually ate it in brownies rather than smoking it as a matter of fact."
- Bill Clinton avoids sounding like a complete tool

[rudebadger]

"Do want you want to the girl, just leave me alone."
- a secret email from President William J. Clinton to federal prosecutor Ted Nugent uncovered by the NSA's "Voracious" intercept program, January 1998.

[Berra]

"Tell the truth Lars"
- Göran Persson, then PM, order his closest man to explain what he did during the days after the Tsunami.

"I was high"
- Lars Danielsson on why he messed things up

"I'v saw the news. A tsunami hit Asia. There must be a lot of Swedish citizens in Puket. We must help them."
- Laila Freidwalds after hearing the news

"You should be ashamed of your self. And you. And you"
- Laila Freiwalds critizise her staff for not working hard enough after the Tsunami

And another TL

"Fuckin Texas man"
- Jan O Karlsson critisize US prez Bush for his mismanagement of the Tsunami

[LordInsane]

''Fourty days to Moscow, men!''
Sergeant Gerhard Miller, German Army, 1942.

[Douglas]

"Democracy is the worst form of government, period."

-Winston Churchill, President of the United States 1912-17, 1937-45

[Douglas]

"I speak German to my horse. Why would I speak anything else to anyone else?"

-Charles V

“A single friar who goes counter to all Christianity for a thousand years must be wrong...or must he?”

-Charles V prior to his conversion to Protestantism.

“I am not the state, just one among equals.”

-Louis XIV

“The government of the United States must be entirely founded on the Christian Religion, and dedicated to its Preservation.”

-George Washington

[Berra]

Maybe the last Swedish recent politics quote:

"I will lead my party to victory in 2010"
- Göran Persson

[LordInsane]

''They say the Concord is impossible, but they said that about the Three Nations' Union as well...''
Stanisław Kowalski, President of the Three Nations' Union, 1945.

[The Sicilian]

Retreat to the square! Americans have taken the Armory!
-Maj. Samuel Bexhill, the last surviving officer among the British army defending Quebec. 1775

We have forged ourselves a grand nation, my compatriots.
-George Washington, first president of the United States of America, a federation of the 16 colonies. 1801

Onwards men! For France! I can see that dastardly Italian now!
-General Murat, Siege of Turin. 1806

Italy. Army. Theresa.
-Augustus I of Italy, Naboleane Buonoparte. 1834

[Superdude]

"Hurrah. Vienna. Suvorov."

[panzerjay]

are...are those rain clouds? - joan of arc

[Thande]

"The European Union is neither European, nor a Union"
- Voltaire.

[Jason]

"An Alternative History website? Stupid idea."

Ian

[Analytical Engine]

"Revere the Monarch. Glory to the Empire." -- monarchist slogan following the Stuart Restoration in Britain and the overthrow of the Lord Protector, Richard Cromwell.

[Knight Templar]

Power Unlimited Power!
Pope Benedict XIV

[fortyseven]

Originally Posted by Thande

"The European Union is neither European, nor a Union"
- Voltaire.

Very good.

The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is neither democratic, of the people, a republic, nor of Korea

Voltaire

The last part is iffy though.

[The Sicilian]

This myth of Muhammad has served us well
-Caliph Ahmed IV

[LordInsane]

Originally Posted by Messiniano

This myth of Muhammad has served us well
-Caliph Ahmed IV

I think 'this myth about Muhammed' would work better, considering that he was an actual person (prophet may be disputed, but we know Muhammed existed).

[The Sicilian]

Originally Posted by LordInsane

I think 'this myth about Muhammed' would work better, considering that he was an actual person (prophet may be disputed, but we know Muhammed existed).

It is actually copied form a pope. I just replaced Christ with Muhammad and Pope with Caliph