Meadow, what the hell is this?
It's a timeline.
But you always start timelines and never finish them. You've literally never finished a timeline.
I know.
So why are you starting another one, you tit?
Because this is a timeline-in-a-day.
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What the blazes is a timeline-in-a-day?
It's a short, self-contained timeline that gets published, in its entirety, in one day.
How are you going to manage that? You can barely write a story about Ted Short going to the toilet without it taking 36 months.
It's obviously going to be shorter and less detailed than most timelines. This one, for example, started life as a PM list and still is, essentially, a list of Prime Ministers. It's just got very long descriptions of what happened in their governments, so it's been turned into the first timeline-in-a-day (TLIAD).
...the first timeline-in-a-day? And stop trying to make new acronyms catch on.
Yes, I intend to do more of these, for the reason you stated above - I come up with TL ideas a lot but never finish them. So I'm starting a season of short TLIADs, to be written as and when I get a day or so to put them together.
...that actually sounds like it might be a good idea.
Why thank you, gentle strawman. Now, if you'll permit me to begin?
Go on then. Show us what you got. But if this isn't finished within 24 hours, there will be hell to pay.
Understood. Can you put those down now, please?
Oh, yes, I'm sorry, I didn't realise these were your housekeys.
Thank you. Now, without further ado...
It's a timeline.
But you always start timelines and never finish them. You've literally never finished a timeline.
I know.
So why are you starting another one, you tit?
Because this is a timeline-in-a-day.
...
...
What the blazes is a timeline-in-a-day?
It's a short, self-contained timeline that gets published, in its entirety, in one day.
How are you going to manage that? You can barely write a story about Ted Short going to the toilet without it taking 36 months.
It's obviously going to be shorter and less detailed than most timelines. This one, for example, started life as a PM list and still is, essentially, a list of Prime Ministers. It's just got very long descriptions of what happened in their governments, so it's been turned into the first timeline-in-a-day (TLIAD).
...the first timeline-in-a-day? And stop trying to make new acronyms catch on.
Yes, I intend to do more of these, for the reason you stated above - I come up with TL ideas a lot but never finish them. So I'm starting a season of short TLIADs, to be written as and when I get a day or so to put them together.
...that actually sounds like it might be a good idea.
Why thank you, gentle strawman. Now, if you'll permit me to begin?
Go on then. Show us what you got. But if this isn't finished within 24 hours, there will be hell to pay.
Understood. Can you put those down now, please?
Oh, yes, I'm sorry, I didn't realise these were your housekeys.
Thank you. Now, without further ado...