Repost of my Law & Order/Worldwar TL fan-fic crossover at fan request. The original discussion TL can be seen [thread=125165]here[/thread].
Enjoy!
GK...
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The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to current events is strictly coincidental.
In the criminal justice system, offenses involving members of the Race contain inherent diplomatic concerns. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these special cases are members of an elite squad known as the Race Affairs Unit. These are their stories.
{Dun-Dun}
E. Grand St. near the corner of Essex, Lower East Side
Early morning. Two garbage men are handling the hydraulic lifting of a dumpster. Their garbage truck beeps annoyingly.
Older Garbage Man: ...and so she's hassling me over going to the nudie bar and I says to her: "when I married you I was expecting a life's partner, not the frigging Fleet Lord."
Younger Garbage Man: Man, that's why I ain't never getting colonized like that. Bachelor's life doing good for me, squad mate.
Older Garbage Man: There you go with that damned Lizard Talk. Kids. My daddy fought to keep those scaly bas...
Younger Garbage Man (interrupting): *Hiss* Hold that thought, man. We got bigger problems!
The younger man points to the body of a Race member lying in a dried pool of blood, revealed when the dumpster was lifted.
{cut scene}
Sirens and radio chatter. Yellow crime scene tape. Lieutenants Fitzsimmons and T'Surlak duck under the tape. Fitzsimmons wears a navy blue trench coat against the winter cold and carries a Styrofoam cup of coffee. T'Surlak wears a child's parka that covers his Detective body paint pattern. His badge is on its neck-strap holder. They approach the crime scene investigator at the body.
Det. Fitzsimmons: What's the story on this one, Sal?
Sal: Race male, roughly 26 Tosev years. Body paint matches that of a Chef's Assistant. A single stab wound to the Vvvrrglai artery by a small bladed weapon, possibly a stiletto or a Race gharklil knife. Hip pouch is empty, but contains substantial traces of ginger. No ID.
Det. Fitzsimmons: Single stab the the artery; not just a ginger mugging from the sound of it; professional hit?
Sal: That's the going theory. Could be the Mongooses out 'bagging Snakes'. Possibly ran afoul of El Lagarto for selling ginger on his turf.
Det. T'Surlak: That's not Chef's Assistant body paint.
Det. Fitzsimmons: What?
Sal: Hey, I'm not novice and neither is Maria the BP spec. What do you see that we don't, Detective?
Det. T'Surlak: See the lateral red zig-zag? It should go from the vroian indent to the fourth subvroian scale row but it overlaps at both ends.
Det. Fitzsimmons: So our victim's a shoddy dresser. I assume it's hard to paint when you're hopped up on Chinese food.
Det. T'Surlak: No, Dan, this is too precise. Besides, I've seen this before. I think we're looking at a buried paint job.
Det. Fitzsimmons: Care to fill us Big Uglies in on the Lizard Lingo?
Det. T'Surlak: It's an Old World method of showing your allegiance to a secret society, kind of like Big Ugly gang sign. The differences to the basic body paint are slight: you'll only see them if you're looking.
Sal: So, El Lagarto's gang?
Det. T'Surlak: No. His gang uses their own custom paint schemes.
Det. Fitzsimmons: Fits better than a leather jacket, I'd guess.
Det. T'Surlak (ignoring his partner): This must be a brand new Race gang...or worse.
{Dun-Dun}
Enjoy!
GK...
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The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to current events is strictly coincidental.
In the criminal justice system, offenses involving members of the Race contain inherent diplomatic concerns. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these special cases are members of an elite squad known as the Race Affairs Unit. These are their stories.
{Dun-Dun}
Law & Order: Race Affairs Unit
Episode 14: Kosher Spice Export Company
Part I: the Body
Episode 14: Kosher Spice Export Company
Part I: the Body
E. Grand St. near the corner of Essex, Lower East Side
Early morning. Two garbage men are handling the hydraulic lifting of a dumpster. Their garbage truck beeps annoyingly.
Older Garbage Man: ...and so she's hassling me over going to the nudie bar and I says to her: "when I married you I was expecting a life's partner, not the frigging Fleet Lord."
Younger Garbage Man: Man, that's why I ain't never getting colonized like that. Bachelor's life doing good for me, squad mate.
Older Garbage Man: There you go with that damned Lizard Talk. Kids. My daddy fought to keep those scaly bas...
Younger Garbage Man (interrupting): *Hiss* Hold that thought, man. We got bigger problems!
The younger man points to the body of a Race member lying in a dried pool of blood, revealed when the dumpster was lifted.
{cut scene}
Sirens and radio chatter. Yellow crime scene tape. Lieutenants Fitzsimmons and T'Surlak duck under the tape. Fitzsimmons wears a navy blue trench coat against the winter cold and carries a Styrofoam cup of coffee. T'Surlak wears a child's parka that covers his Detective body paint pattern. His badge is on its neck-strap holder. They approach the crime scene investigator at the body.
Det. Fitzsimmons: What's the story on this one, Sal?
Sal: Race male, roughly 26 Tosev years. Body paint matches that of a Chef's Assistant. A single stab wound to the Vvvrrglai artery by a small bladed weapon, possibly a stiletto or a Race gharklil knife. Hip pouch is empty, but contains substantial traces of ginger. No ID.
Det. Fitzsimmons: Single stab the the artery; not just a ginger mugging from the sound of it; professional hit?
Sal: That's the going theory. Could be the Mongooses out 'bagging Snakes'. Possibly ran afoul of El Lagarto for selling ginger on his turf.
Det. T'Surlak: That's not Chef's Assistant body paint.
Det. Fitzsimmons: What?
Sal: Hey, I'm not novice and neither is Maria the BP spec. What do you see that we don't, Detective?
Det. T'Surlak: See the lateral red zig-zag? It should go from the vroian indent to the fourth subvroian scale row but it overlaps at both ends.
Det. Fitzsimmons: So our victim's a shoddy dresser. I assume it's hard to paint when you're hopped up on Chinese food.
Det. T'Surlak: No, Dan, this is too precise. Besides, I've seen this before. I think we're looking at a buried paint job.
Det. Fitzsimmons: Care to fill us Big Uglies in on the Lizard Lingo?
Det. T'Surlak: It's an Old World method of showing your allegiance to a secret society, kind of like Big Ugly gang sign. The differences to the basic body paint are slight: you'll only see them if you're looking.
Sal: So, El Lagarto's gang?
Det. T'Surlak: No. His gang uses their own custom paint schemes.
Det. Fitzsimmons: Fits better than a leather jacket, I'd guess.
Det. T'Surlak (ignoring his partner): This must be a brand new Race gang...or worse.
{Dun-Dun}
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