This post is brought to you by the letter z.

[KJM]

On that note, we are sad to inform viewers that we are letting z go as part of out plan to downsize the alphabet.

[KJM]

The letter z, having been laid off, is currently on a suicide watch.

[the_lyniezian]

Two can play at the thread necromancy game!

[freodhoric]

Originally Posted by the_lyniezian

Two can play at the thread necromancy game!

Lynzie, good choice of thread to resurrect, but how can someone with over a thousand posts still be a noob?

[Zyzzyva]

Originally Posted by freodhoric

Lynzie, good choice of thread to resurrect, but how can someone with over a thousand posts still be a noob?

You're clearly a follower of the HerroRegend school of Noob thought.

[freodhoric]

Originally Posted by Zyzzyva

You're clearly a follower of the HerroRegend school of Noob thought.

I am?_______

[Zyzzyva]

Originally Posted by freodhoric

I am?_______

HelloLegend - believed, for some unknowable reason, that once he hit 1000 posts he was a "valued contributor" and hence invincible. Hit 1000 posts, and promptly started trolling. Discovered the error of his ways.

Post count has no correlation with noobishness.

[MrP]

Originally Posted by Zyzzyva

HelloLegend - believed, for some unknowable reason, that once he hit 1000 posts he was a "valued contributor" and hence invincible. Hit 1000 posts, and promptly started trolling. Discovered the error of his ways.

Post count has no correlation with noobishness.

Neah, he was whacky from the get-go. Claimed Alexander the Great had no impact on history (using a really idiosyncratic definition of impact), espoused some unusual theories on racial characteristics, yadayadayada.

[Zyzzyva]

Originally Posted by MrP

Neah, he was whacky from the get-go. Claimed Alexander the Great had no impact on history (using a really idiosyncratic definition of impact), espoused some unusual theories on racial characteristics, yadayadayada.

Hey, I'm going by oral tradition here.

...And I want to see the Alexander the great one.

[MrP]

Originally Posted by Zyzzyva

Hey, I'm going by oral tradition here.

...And I want to see the Alexander the great one.

Your wish is my command!

The first gem:

Originally Posted by HelloLegend

I don't think Alexander left much of a legacy in any conquered area.

It's not like the Indians today are Greek anything.
It's not like the Egyptians today eat Gyros.
And I haven't heard Jewish being affected.

His empire collapsed soon after his death.
And everyone went about doing what they were doing
before he got there.

[Zyzzyva]

Originally Posted by MrP

Your wish is my command!

The first gem:

That's awesome.

...And am I the only one who mentally reads that post as blank verse?

[MrP]

Originally Posted by Zyzzyva

That's awesome.

...And am I the only one who mentally reads that post as blank verse?

Yeah, distinctive way of writing, ain't it?

[AmericanCataphract]

yyva, why are you still using the cumbersome former final letter of the alphabet?

[freodhoric]

Originally Posted by Zyzzyva

Post count has no correlation with noobishness.

Ah, thank you for explaining. True in some instances, but not what i meant here.

It's just that bumping ancient threads for no good reason is rather noobish. Still, ironic choice in these days of economic instability and the right forum for pointless necromancy.

Originally Posted by freodhoric

Blame the noobs.

[the_lyniezian]

Originally Posted by freodhoric

Lynzie, good choice of thread to resurrect, but how can someone with over a thousand posts still be a noob?

I guess necro-bumping a thread with a dead poll is a little noobish, indeed...

[Blue Max]

Originally Posted by KJM

On that note, we are sad to inform viewers that we are letting z go as part of out plan to downsize the alphabet.

Old Alphabet Paradigm:

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

New Alphabet Paradigm:

ABCD3FGHIJLMN0P*R5TUVW*Y*

Aft3r th3 r3c3nt t3rminati0n 0f th3 l3tt3r "Z", furth3r cuts w3r3 mad3 t0 th3 3nglish languag3 t0 pay f0r th3 wag3s 0f th3 Languag3 Indu5trial C0mpl3cs.

"Q" and "X" w3r3 also laid 0ff. Q's r0l3 in languag3 has b33n a55um3d by th3 l3tt3r5 "Cw", whil3 "X" ha5 b33n r3plac3d with "Cs".

Finally, "E", "O" and "S" w3r3 r3tain3d by pr0m0ting part tim3 numb3r5 int0 r0l35. W3 ar3 s0rry t0 s33 th3 l055 0f th3s3 v3t3ran l3tt3r5, but w3 simply mu5t pay th3 bill5.

A third r0und 0f cut5, rem0ving th3 l3tt3r "J", pr0m0ting "1" in plac3 0f "I" and a n3w hir3, "+" t0 replac3 th3 v3n3rabl3 "T" ha5 b33n pr0p05ed, but th3 n3c355ity i5 5till Cw35ti0nabl3.

(00C: I wa5 thincing it)