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Old December 3rd, 2008, 09:41 AM
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Famous last words never heard
We have famous quotes never heard or yet to be heard, how about famous last words said in alternate timelines.

"This didn't go as well as planned" -John Wilkes Booth, said right before his execution for the attempted assassination of President Abraham Lincoln
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 09:56 AM
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 10:43 AM
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"There are no Russians in Berlin. Soviet Union is in its last, if you will, throes. It is Soviets who will surrender." Goebbels, may 1945

"F*ck, that's not supposed to happen." J. Robert Oppenheimer, 16.7.1945

"Father, smite them down for what they did." Jesus

"Hey, what is that airplane doing?" some WTC office worker, 11.9.2001

"Oh yeah? I bet you don't have the guts to pull the trigger." heard often

"If there is no breakfast in Hades waiting for me somebody will get his ass kicked." Leonidas

"Ouch, that hurt, you idiot." Ceasar
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 10:45 AM
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 10:47 AM
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 04:06 PM
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"what's that rumblin noi......"
-last words recorded on the Enola Gay.

"Oh, shi....."
-last words of an unkown Kamikaze pilot.
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 04:20 PM
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"Watch this"--attributed to many
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 04:34 PM
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"It's the blue wire, I'm sure." unknown bomb disposal technician

"Come on lads, our guns knocked out all machine guns Huns had." British captain, Somme offensive

"Whew, that was close. I feared they'll hit our tower." office worker in WTC South Tower, 11.9.2001

"Vulcano schmulcano, no need to panic. Let's orgy on." resident of Pompei, 79 AD
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 05:25 PM
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- GWB, over Vietnam

"I knew I should have put my trust in foxholes instead of God"
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"Why should I take Dick Cheny hunting?"
- Sarah Palin
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 07:26 PM
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 07:57 PM
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"Death you son of a bitch, you didn't have the balls to come after me when I was awake." Theodore Roosevelt
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"Death you son of a bitch, you didn't have the balls to come after me when I was awake." Theodore Roosevelt
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 10:46 PM
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Good thread idea Millie.


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- Hannibal. They could.
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 10:53 PM
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 11:11 PM
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 11:18 PM
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"Oh shit. Why the fuck did I support the Revolution?"-George Washington as his hanged by the British after the American Rebellion was crushed in 1777.
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Old December 4th, 2008, 02:14 AM
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"I wonder what will happen if I shoot myself" - Hitler

"Brutus you fucking bastard" - Ceasar

"God deliver us from these hell spawned Mongols" - unknown priest in Eastern Poland

"Man can fly" - numerous individuals as they jumped off a building after watching Superman

"Death, only I can kill me" - Erwin Rommel

"Our arrows will blot out the moon" - unknown Persian messenger
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Old December 4th, 2008, 03:08 AM
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"what does the red button do."

"i'm sure the mother bear is just as cuddly and friendly." random hiker

"you idiot, no one can make a shot at this distance."
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