Famous quotations that never were

[Berra]

Ask what your Country can do for you. Do not ask what you can do for your Country.
-Kennedy

[Dan1988]

Which one, Berra? JFK? RFK? Joseph P Kennedy, Jr? Ted Kennedy? Eunice Shriver?

[Dean_the_Young]

"Wait a second! What do you mean our inspectors found WMDs in Baghdad?"
-President Kerry after his first briefing in 2005

[panzerjay]

the good die young - Alexander Hamilton after fatally shooting Aaron Burr in the head

[Mad Bad Rabbit]

I'm going to Disneyland!

- Lee Harvey Oswald to co-workers, one week before assassinating Nikita Kruschev in Anaheim.

[Knight Templar]

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.
~Constantine XI Palaiologos after defeating Mehmed II at Constantinople

[Sgt Detritus]

GORDON'S DEAD?????


Prince Vultan

[fortyseven]

Originally Posted by Paul Spring

"I will never hear a mass, even for Paris."
- Henri IV

Good one. Did you like my Henri IV quote?

Originally Posted by Fellatio Nelson

"Ich bin such a twat!"

- Exclaimed JFK as he bent down to pick up the keys that had fallen out of his trouser pocket, thereby narrowly missing assassination.

Originally Posted by Thande

"I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man in America and returning him back safely to Ireland."

- Irish Lord High Steward Sean FitzGerald-Cennétig, speech given on behalf of King Tomás FitzGerald, 1545

Excellent

Originally Posted by Messiniano

I blame myself
~Emp. Thandeus Maximus, on the simultaneous Fall of Rome, releasing of the Bubonic plague, and the massacre of the Judeans by marauding Germanic invaders. He later went on to destroy Mediterranean civilization by damming the Pillars of Hercules.

[Berra]

Originally Posted by Dan1988

Which one, Berra? JFK? RFK? Joseph P Kennedy, Jr? Ted Kennedy? Eunice Shriver?

JFK

--"Throughout most of my life, I raised maruijana...sprayed it...chopped it...shredded it...spiked it...and sold it... and used it"
Al Gore

"We face a true planetary emergency. The Iraqi weapons of mass destructions is not a political issue, it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity. It is also our greatest opportunity to lift global consciousness to a higher level."
Al Gore

"During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating Europe."
Al Gore

[Knight Templar]

Im Ok it's just a scratch
~JFK after surviving an assasination attempt in Dallas 1963

Im sorry Mr Ismay we can't go that fast in this icy waters
Captain Edward Smith to J.Bruce Ismay onboard the Titanic 1912

[Historyfan 92]

Wait! What the Hell?! I've been Banned!!!- Thande

[zeitenschmiede]

okay meine herren, let`s surrender.
- Hitler to high Wehrmacht officials july 15th 1944

[Atreus]

"It's just a flesh wound!!"

Charles I, after being beheaded.

[Kabraloth]

"I regret nothing."
- Wilhelm II., shortly before being hung at the Paris trials in 1920

"So this is how commies die."
- General Patton after entering China

[Susano]

What do I care for a meager kingdom in Sicily? I will not merely be king, but the best emperor Romans and Germans have ever seen!
-Emperor Frederick II.

Maybe his ideas could be useful. The papacy annoys me anyways.
-Emperor Charles V. on Luther

Stop the cannonade, and storm the Emperor''s position!
-Landgrave Philip the Magnimous of Hesse during the Danubic campaign of the Schmalkaldic War

[Elephande]

Originally Posted by Berra

"During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating Europe."
Al Gore

Nope, I didn't need the food I was eating when I read that.



"Why the hell would I want to learn to play this guitar?"
- James M. Hendrix

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

"Ok, I'll give it back!"

- General George S. Patton, When Told NOT to Take Palermo ...

"That's one small step for man ... Line?"

- Apollo 11 Commander Neil Armstrong, Blowing his Dialog for The Twentieth Time, During The Faking of The Moon Landing ...

"L=mc²"

- Unlike The Former, Actually a Rough First Draft in OTL!

[Dan1988]

Originally Posted by Kabraloth

"So this is how commies die."
- General Patton after entering China

"So this is how Commies kiss."
- Jacqueline Bouvier after marrying Julius Rosenberg

[Arachnid]

"Despite the best efforts of everyone, the war situation has developed not necessarily to Britain's advantage." King Geoge VI broadcasting from Canada after the Fall of Poland, Belgium, Holland, France and the successful invasion of and conquest of Britain .

[NHBL]

"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the playgrounds, we shall fight in the hills and fields..."
Middle class suburbanite Winston Churchil surveying his unruly mob of kids while on holiday