If you were allowed to vote in any (or every) election in American history, who would you vote for? P.S. You can also vote in Primaries.
1789 / 1792 – Washington. Who else?
1796 / 1800 – Adams. Did a good job OTL. Avoided war.
1804 – Pinckney. Not a chance of winning, but still.
1808 – Madison. Reluctantly…
1812 – Clinton. End or avoid that goddamned pointless war.
1816 / 1820 – Monroe. Somewhat reluctantly.
1824 / 1828 – Adams. Don’t really like Jackson. Maybe Clay instead.
1832 – Clay. Excellent statesman and compromiser.
1836 – Daniel Webster. I’m originally from Massachusetts. Enough said.
1840 – Van Buren. Not a fan of John Tyler. Thus, no point electing Harrison just to die.
1844 – Polk. One of our greatest (and most underrated Presidents), IMHO.
1848 – Cass. Not a fan of Fillmore. Thus, no point electing Taylor.
1852 – Scott. A good war hero.
1856 – Buchanan. Fremont wasn’t quite all there…
1860 – Bell. A compromise candidate. Hopefully, avoid the Civil War. Slavery’s going to die anyways.
1864 – Lincoln. Either the Civil War has started or is going to now.
1868 – Seymour. Grant was a good guy. Bad President.
1872 – Greeley. Again, see above.
1876 – Tilden. Couldn’t have been less memorable than Hayes.
1880 – Weaver. I like Populists. His ideas are those in place now, anyways.
1884 – Blaine, I guess. Doesn’t make a difference really.
1888 – Not worth voting.
1892 – Weaver. Again.
1896 / 1900 – McKinley. Stay the hell away from Bryan.
1904 – Roosevelt. Great President. Who cares if he’s imperialist?
1908 – Taft. Stay the hell away from Bryan.
1912 – Wilson. TR’s a little nutty by now. Don’t want US in WWI in 1912.
1916 – Hughes. Chance of keeping us out of WWI. Better chance than Wilson anyways.
1920 – Cox. Will do better than Harding.
1924 – Coolidge. Didn’t do a bad job. Wasn’t memorable.
1928 / 1932 – Hoover. Not really his fault.
1936 – Langdon. I don’t like FDR. Didn’t warn American troops before Pearl Harbor. Too trusting of Uncle Joe.
1940 – Wilkie. See above.
1944 / 1948 – Dewey. Don’t want Truman getting elected. Don’t want Truman to fire MacArthur.
1952 / 1956 – Eisenhower. Adlai was a good man, but too liberal.
1960 – Nixon. Anything’s better than Kennedy.
1964 – Goldwater. A good, honest man. Would have dealt with Vietnam the way it should’ve been dealt with.
1968 – Anyone (Nixon or Wallace) other than that nut Johnson. The man gave an interview while having a colonoscopy. Enough Said.
1972 / 1976 – Nixon. Did a good job, no matter what his character was like.
1980 /1984 – Reagan. Yuck. I don’t like either. Maybe Anderson.
1988 – I’d rather kill myself than vote for either of these assholes. Anyone remember the ridiculous commercial of Dukakis in a tank?
1992 / 1996 – Clinton. Did a good job, no matter what his character was like.
2000 GOP Primary – McCain. Much better than man than that idiot, Bush.
2000 – Gore. Bush is a disaster. I don’t even know where to start.
Anyone else want to give it a shot?
1789 / 1792 – Washington. Who else?
1796 / 1800 – Adams. Did a good job OTL. Avoided war.
1804 – Pinckney. Not a chance of winning, but still.
1808 – Madison. Reluctantly…
1812 – Clinton. End or avoid that goddamned pointless war.
1816 / 1820 – Monroe. Somewhat reluctantly.
1824 / 1828 – Adams. Don’t really like Jackson. Maybe Clay instead.
1832 – Clay. Excellent statesman and compromiser.
1836 – Daniel Webster. I’m originally from Massachusetts. Enough said.
1840 – Van Buren. Not a fan of John Tyler. Thus, no point electing Harrison just to die.
1844 – Polk. One of our greatest (and most underrated Presidents), IMHO.
1848 – Cass. Not a fan of Fillmore. Thus, no point electing Taylor.
1852 – Scott. A good war hero.
1856 – Buchanan. Fremont wasn’t quite all there…
1860 – Bell. A compromise candidate. Hopefully, avoid the Civil War. Slavery’s going to die anyways.
1864 – Lincoln. Either the Civil War has started or is going to now.
1868 – Seymour. Grant was a good guy. Bad President.
1872 – Greeley. Again, see above.
1876 – Tilden. Couldn’t have been less memorable than Hayes.
1880 – Weaver. I like Populists. His ideas are those in place now, anyways.
1884 – Blaine, I guess. Doesn’t make a difference really.
1888 – Not worth voting.
1892 – Weaver. Again.
1896 / 1900 – McKinley. Stay the hell away from Bryan.
1904 – Roosevelt. Great President. Who cares if he’s imperialist?
1908 – Taft. Stay the hell away from Bryan.
1912 – Wilson. TR’s a little nutty by now. Don’t want US in WWI in 1912.
1916 – Hughes. Chance of keeping us out of WWI. Better chance than Wilson anyways.
1920 – Cox. Will do better than Harding.
1924 – Coolidge. Didn’t do a bad job. Wasn’t memorable.
1928 / 1932 – Hoover. Not really his fault.
1936 – Langdon. I don’t like FDR. Didn’t warn American troops before Pearl Harbor. Too trusting of Uncle Joe.
1940 – Wilkie. See above.
1944 / 1948 – Dewey. Don’t want Truman getting elected. Don’t want Truman to fire MacArthur.
1952 / 1956 – Eisenhower. Adlai was a good man, but too liberal.
1960 – Nixon. Anything’s better than Kennedy.
1964 – Goldwater. A good, honest man. Would have dealt with Vietnam the way it should’ve been dealt with.
1968 – Anyone (Nixon or Wallace) other than that nut Johnson. The man gave an interview while having a colonoscopy. Enough Said.
1972 / 1976 – Nixon. Did a good job, no matter what his character was like.
1980 /1984 – Reagan. Yuck. I don’t like either. Maybe Anderson.
1988 – I’d rather kill myself than vote for either of these assholes. Anyone remember the ridiculous commercial of Dukakis in a tank?
1992 / 1996 – Clinton. Did a good job, no matter what his character was like.
2000 GOP Primary – McCain. Much better than man than that idiot, Bush.
2000 – Gore. Bush is a disaster. I don’t even know where to start.
Anyone else want to give it a shot?
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