Clinton caught with hooker

OK, we are going to posit a somewhat different version of the Lewinsky scandal. Monica doesn't get the internship, and thus Bill has to find some other woman. Let's say Bill feels like slumming a little-hey, he is an adventurous man who wishes to sample all the varieties-and gets some crackhead prostitute in DC to give him a BJ, Divine Brown style. He is caught. What next?

He hasn't committed perjury, so there is no impeachment trial. But he might have a public image problem, especially if it is speculated he caught a disease. What does the GOP do?

And I'm aware of how patently silly this is.

Or to borrow an idea from from the movie "Recount",

"And Clinton should've got caught getting a blowjob from Sharon Stone instead of Monica Lewinsky 'cause then his approval ratings would have shot through the roof."

ASB. Clinton wouldn't need to pay for a blowjob.

CthulhuFhtagn said:

ASB. Clinton wouldn't need to pay for a blowjob.

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The OP said get, not pay for.

Puget Sound said:

The OP said get, not pay for.

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Maybe the hooker paid him.

"Hey baby, how'd you like to blow the President?"

DO NOT post flamebait.

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