TLIAD: The Deadliest Meatball

You're doing this again?

Yes, yes. I know.

But you can't do these.

Again, I'm well aware of that. But practice makes perfect, as they say, and I had a cracking idea for one of these last night. So, for good or ill, I'm trying my hand at the TLIAD game once again.

*sighs* Alright then. What's the idea?

Wait and see...

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Part I

The White House
Washington, D.C.
November 7, 1967​

President George C. Wallace was not a man who could be criticized for lacking drive. In his twenty years of public life, he had fought the established powers as a circuit judge, run for governor twice, stood up to Washington time and again to protect his state's traditional way of life, and finally raced to the White House at the head of a protest movement to stop the Washington bureaucracy from eroding states' rights completely. Even though he now was exactly the kind of Washington bigwig he'd made so much of his career out of standing up to, he continued to represent the working man as best he thought he could.

But these last few days had been a harrowing experience even for a man as energetic as President Wallace. Senator Johnson had proposed a bill that would've made integration of public facilities mandatory in all fifty states from the new year. The goddamn fool. Even if it really was time for desegregation, it definitely was not time for federally-mandated desegregation. Wallace had fought for states' rights his entire career, and he wasn't going to back down over this. So naturally, he vetoed the bill, and for all his legislative prowess, Johnson wasn't able to muster the two-thirds majority needed to overturn the veto. The Civil Rights Bill was dead in the water, and a good thing, too.

But Wallace had failed, or so it seemed, to gauge the national mood on the issue, and almost immediately after he announced the veto, groups of pinko law students at Columbia and UCB had started protesting in the street. They were soon joined by similarly-minded crowds elsewhere, and before long, seemingly every college campus in the nation was host to at best peaceful anti-government protests, and at worst actual rioting.

Civil rights leaders in the Negro community were also getting ornery. Philip Randolph was speaking out against “the fascist in the White House”, the Black Panthers were urging their members to resist government control, and even Dr King, a man not usually known for his temper, was reported to have been using some particularly choice words to describe the President in private. By now even the Mall was home to protests, and from his office window Wallace could see two men wielding a large banner that said “NO RACISTS IN MY GOVERNMENT”. All in all, a fairly rough two weeks.

“Mr President, sir?” someone said, bringing Wallace back to reality. It was his aide, Tom Turnipseed.

“Yes, Tom. What is it now? Another college riot?”

“Actually, no, sir. It's something rather different. Have you seen today's New York Times?”

“No I haven't, actually. I've been too busy ignoring the death threats coming at me from across the lawn.”

“Well, you may want to read about this.”

Turnipseed handed Wallace the paper. The headline “THE DEADLIEST MEATBALL” stood in large type at the top of the front page, flanked by a large picture of what looked like a nuclear warhead.

“What the hell...”

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From the New York Times
November 7, 1967

THE DEADLIEST MEATBALL
Sweden Announces Nuclear Capability - “Potentially Devastating”, Say Foreign Policy Experts


At 07:30 CET yesterday morning, the Swedish Government released an announcement that shook the world. They claim to possess nuclear weapons, which would make them the sixth such nation in the world, and back this up with released photographs of a warhead which the Pentagon's hardware specialists confirm corresponds to no known NATO or Soviet design. The device was additionally marked with the words “KALLE DUSSIN” (presumably the device's name – this would be in reference to the 18th-century Swedish king Charles XII) in large white letters on the side, which would serve to additionally prove its national origin.

Yesterday's announcement marked the peak of over a decade of aggressive nuclear research and development, pursued as a logical conclusion to the small country's policy of military self-sufficiency and nonalignment. In a press release made hours after the announcement, the Swedish Foreign Office stated that “the Kingdom of Sweden has joined the club of atomic weapons states” but went on to note that “these weapons will not be used in a first-strike situation, and the Kingdom of Sweden retains its policy of non-interventionism in all foreign wars”.

According to foreign policy expert Dr. Henry A. Kissinger, the move represents a threat to the stability of the Baltic region, and could lead to an international crisis, as Sweden sits immediately on the border of Soviet-aligned Finland and is the only Nordic state to remain neutral. “The Soviets have never been known to take encroachments on their sphere of influence lightly”, Dr Kissinger told our reporter, “and this almost certainly won't be an exception to that. For all I know the Swedes may well have been sincere in their intent to secure their borders, but in doing so they have seriously rocked the boat, and there's no telling how this will end.”
 
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Someone choking on a meatball leads to World War 3? :eek:

EDIT: Ninja'd. President Wallace and a Swedish nuke?? That's even worse! :eek:
 
But why is they a President George C. Wallace?

Well, minor butterflies lead to Ike stepping down after his first term, and Nixon becomes President by a sizeable margin. He beats Hubert Humphrey in 1960, and goes on to serve a successful but fairly unremarkable second term. By 1964 the Democrats have lost three elections in a row, so they decide that maybe the Cold War is rendering them unelectable. Enter Wallace, who narrowly wins the nomination over Humphrey by pledging to be "tough on crime at home and tough on Communism abroad". He goes on to beat Nelson Rockefeller in a closely-fought race.
 
Well, minor butterflies lead to Ike stepping down after his first term, and Nixon becomes President by a sizeable margin. He beats Hubert Humphrey in 1960, and goes on to serve a successful but fairly unremarkable second term. By 1964 the Democrats have lost three elections in a row, so they decide that maybe the Cold War is rendering them unelectable. Enter Wallace, who narrowly wins the nomination over Humphrey by pledging to be "tough on crime at home and tough on Communism abroad". He goes on to beat Nelson Rockefeller in a closely-fought race.

And Cuba? Berlin?
 
Sweden with a nuke? Ok now i'm just waiting for a TL about Switzerland getting a nuke.

We did have a fairly serious program going on actually. It was cancelled in the 1960s because of mounting opposition, but if there's a security threat (as there is ITTL - see if you can spot it) I could very well see it being carried through.
 
We did have a fairly serious program going on actually. It was cancelled in the 1960s because of mounting opposition, but if there's a security threat (as there is ITTL - see if you can spot it) I could very well see it being carried through.

Really? I honestly never would've thought Sweden of all places would've had a nuclear program.
 
And Cuba? Berlin?

Berlin happens pretty much as OTL (who leads the US isn't really going to affect that). As for Cuba, Castro still comes to power, but his movement is much less outwardly communist, and while he does accept Soviet aid he does not agree to station nuclear missiles in the country.
 
Berlin happens pretty much as OTL (who leads the US isn't really going to affect that). As for Cuba, Castro still comes to power, but his movement is much less outwardly communist, and while he does accept Soviet aid he does not agree to station nuclear missiles in the country.

Any other events up to this? The Space program? NATO? China? Israel?
 
This looks perfectly awesome! :D

Very flattered that you went for my suggestion of calling the first Swedish nuclear bomb Kalle Dussin/Charlie Dozen! :D

Much look forward to reading the coming updates! :)
 
Part II

Moscow Kremlin
Russian SFSR, Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
November 7, 1967​

“I'm sorry, what did they do?”

“They built a nuclear bomb, Leader. Goodness knows how they managed that.”

Leonid Brezhnev, First Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, was catatonic, something that did not happen often. He sat in silence for a few seconds, before finally blurting out the obvious question: “What effect will this have on our interests in Finland?”

“We don't quite know yet,” Foreign Minister Gromyko responded, “but we do know it can't be positive.”

“The Swedes have been working militarily with the United States for a very long time, whether or not they admit it. Could it be that the Americans have given them the bomb as a prelude to joining NATO openly?”

“Again, we don't know, though it remains a very real possibility.”

Once again, Brezhnev sat silent for a few seconds, before finally responding with another question. “Supposing the Swedes did get their nukes from America, and supposing they would fight with America if it comes to that – could they conceivably reach Leningrad with these things?”

“If they wanted to they could reach Leningrad with bombers, but they don't actually have missiles with that kind of range.”

“Well, whether or not they can reach us this presents an intolerable threat to Finland. If we don't stand up for our Warsaw Pact allies, who will?”

“Indeed, Leader.”

“Comrade Foreign Minister, I want you to send a note of instruction to Comrade Fedorenko in New York. This is what I want it to say...”

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United Nations Headquarters
New York, United States
November 7, 1967​

As the General Assembly quieted down, Sverker Åström approached the podium and began reading from a piece of paper.

“Mr President, Members of the Assembly, I come before this Assembly at a decisive moment in the history of the world. At 07:30 CET yesterday morning, the Government of Sweden announced to the world its possession of nuclear weapons. Twenty-one hours later, the Swedish Armed Forces conducted its first test detonation of a tactical atomic weapon deep below the mountains of Lapland. This day will go down in history as the day the Kingdom of Sweden joined the club of atomic weapons states.”

A number of delegates gasped in shock, others seemed less fazed – those were the ones from the great powers and the Northern European states, who had previously been informed of the matter and most of whom had been forced to devote much of their day to dealing with it.

“In light of these events, I have been instructed by my government to make a statement to this Assembly in hopes of assuaging in part the concern that has arisen. The Kingdom of Sweden wishes to assure the world that the foundation of its foreign policy – nonalignment in peace and neutrality in war – will not be changed by this change in power. The Swedish Government remains committed to the ideals of peace, democracy and international solidarity, and to this end it wishes to be open about the goals of its new defense policy course. The Swedish atomic weapons arsenal will only, and I repeat only, be used to defend the borders of Sweden. We unilaterally bind ourselves not to use atomic weapons in any first-strike situation. We additionally hope to continue our friendly relations with the governments and peoples of the Kingdoms of Norway and Denmark as well as the Soviet Union and the Democratic Republic of Finland, and to secure in perpetuity the peace and stability of the region. Thank you.”

Åström descended from the podium and returned to his seat, amidst stern glances from the American and Soviet representatives. The latter requested a reply, which was granted by the President, and a few seconds later, Nikolai Trofimovich Fedorenko approached the podium.

“Mr President, Members of the Assembly, on behalf of the people of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, I would like to express our stern condemnation of the actions of the Swedish Government. Regardless of their intent, the nuclear arming of the Baltic region will not serve the interests of peace, but rather further escalate the international tensions that already permeate the region. We additionally condemn the United States and the NATO leadership for allowing these events to take place, and for further extending their sphere of influence in direct threat to the peace-loving peoples of Finland and the three Baltic Soviet Socialist Republics. That is all. Thank you.”

His short message completed, Nikolai Trofimovich Fedorenko sat back down. His message met with serious upheaval from several of the members, and the United States representative demanded an immediate reply.
 
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