Hello, I thought of a subject for a new TL/Story line but I'm going to write it a bit differently than from my Vinland TL which was trying to be a Hard Realistic History Book point of view, But this story Is going to be more like a work of Fiction where there are characters and such.
Now that may not be as "realistic" as the writing style of the Vinland TL and I'm not sure how well this will pan out. So what I'm trying to say this is an attempt to make something but also an experiment to see if I can write differently, and some editing will occur.
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"It's been nothing but Waves the size of Hills! If it weren't for that Damn Prostitute...".
"Quit crying Olorus. You acted all so proud about being a seaman in Massalia but the second you come out here in the Ocean out by Britannia where Possiden likes to screw his women and you act like it's the worst thing ever".
The man who complained earlier gives a look that could be considered spiteful or humorous: "If it weren't for the money and getting away from all the posh to the south I would have never come with you crazy men, I still don't get how you can take these Northern waters Diogenes".
The man called Diogenes stares back at him and laughs, "Navigating these enormous waves and stormy Oceans is like Pleasuring your Mother, it takes strong arms and experience".
"If you were anyone else I would have knocked you overboard for saying that, anyways are you still sure about the Thule people Cimon said about going around the Northern top of the globe or whatever? I'd hate to be stranded in an ocean like this or something".
As Diogenes was about to reply a man seemingly of importance, replied first: "Yes, I had been on crew with Pytheas. We had met these Thule and found many Grassy Isles to the North of which kept appearing with no number to the west."
"How do you even know the Earth is round old man? Even is it isn't we haven't been making good time."
The Captain known as Cimon answered, "I told you, in Athens the 'oh so smarter than the commoner' people had tested it by having a long bronze pole with fire on it at night go out far away from shore and it disappeared."
Olorus mumbled in agony of the bile ready to leave his stomach, "That's because it was so small because it was far away obviously, how can the smart people be so blind".
Diogenes said with a sigh; "Well if it's round or not we'll never know, but I do know on the Island's up North there are these enormous sea fish with large teeth than paddle onto land to bask in the sun, probably could make some money selling probably make some money by sellin' the teeth of their's."
Cimon then replied with a smirk, "They have no Gills and breathe air so they aren't really fish more like dolphins with fat faces, you helped me gut on no?"
"Anything that swims n water is a fish in my opinion, now can we-" Olorus was interrupted.
"Boss, there's some land up that a way!" !ne of the crewmen yelled.
"There it is Boys! The great Island of Thule, not too many trees but there are Seals and Big toothed Animals aplenty!".
"Finally, might not have a tavern on it but land would be great" Olorus said.
"My word Olorus your like a Child, keep this up and we'll leave you on the Island" Said a crewman obviously displeased with Olorus' whining.
When the Ship had landed on the Island the men had spread out with Bows and Harpoons looking for game.
At the end of the day the men of the crew had three campfires going, feasting on the Large animal who had enormous fangs.
"I tell you what this meat ain't half bad unlike last time were it tasted like rotting fish, anyways Cimon tell us again about the Land to even further west of here?" The middle aged Diogenes blurted out in between eating the Walrus meat.
"It was about ten years ago, when Pytheas had to do some political rubbish in Masallia and I was left to try and see about the Thule people", Everyone stared in interest which had made Cimon chuckle.
"I was here on this very Island where I tried to go south, but it wasn't the fate Posiden had in mind and I was blown off to a land of Ice", The people listening.
"How does this have to do with finding the Eastern Coast of Asia." one of the men said.
"Oy shut up you, I'm getting to that. Anyways, the land had many Inlets and the Caribou didn't even care if walked up to them. I had judged it worth further exploration but when I tried to move along the coast just a wee bit Posiden had whipped me in a storm and sent the ship further south to a Land that had trees."
"And just because you saw stinkin' trees you thought it was Asia?" Olorus chimed.
"I had thought nothing of it but when I returned to Massalia I heard from a Scythian Slave of just how far the size of Asia is, Large enough to span most of the Globe to be exact."
Diogenes asked with a confused look on his face, "What if it turns out not to be Asia and just an Island with some trees on it?"
"Even if it's not it probably helps us get most of the way there so we can hop on other Isles and eventually find it sometime or another. And the Natives there are friendly and don't know what Iron is and spend time clinking around with Rocks, I suppose the weather is warm enough to grow wheat and raise sheep".
"You could do that anywhere you old coot" Olorus blared.
"Yes but you can't take a piss on a tree for Olympus' sake without them getting angry over some Barbaric stupidity, Trust me the Caledonians did just that."
The Men went to sleep in tents on the grassy Island of Thule that would in another world and time be known as Iceland while they exausted the only beer and wine they had left in the voyage. The Next day would have them Row to the west in search of a Land that they think may be Asia, what will happen to them is unknown except that it will lay the foundations for the discovery that would herald the History Books.
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Now that may not be as "realistic" as the writing style of the Vinland TL and I'm not sure how well this will pan out. So what I'm trying to say this is an attempt to make something but also an experiment to see if I can write differently, and some editing will occur.
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"It's been nothing but Waves the size of Hills! If it weren't for that Damn Prostitute...".
"Quit crying Olorus. You acted all so proud about being a seaman in Massalia but the second you come out here in the Ocean out by Britannia where Possiden likes to screw his women and you act like it's the worst thing ever".
The man who complained earlier gives a look that could be considered spiteful or humorous: "If it weren't for the money and getting away from all the posh to the south I would have never come with you crazy men, I still don't get how you can take these Northern waters Diogenes".
The man called Diogenes stares back at him and laughs, "Navigating these enormous waves and stormy Oceans is like Pleasuring your Mother, it takes strong arms and experience".
"If you were anyone else I would have knocked you overboard for saying that, anyways are you still sure about the Thule people Cimon said about going around the Northern top of the globe or whatever? I'd hate to be stranded in an ocean like this or something".
As Diogenes was about to reply a man seemingly of importance, replied first: "Yes, I had been on crew with Pytheas. We had met these Thule and found many Grassy Isles to the North of which kept appearing with no number to the west."
"How do you even know the Earth is round old man? Even is it isn't we haven't been making good time."
The Captain known as Cimon answered, "I told you, in Athens the 'oh so smarter than the commoner' people had tested it by having a long bronze pole with fire on it at night go out far away from shore and it disappeared."
Olorus mumbled in agony of the bile ready to leave his stomach, "That's because it was so small because it was far away obviously, how can the smart people be so blind".
Diogenes said with a sigh; "Well if it's round or not we'll never know, but I do know on the Island's up North there are these enormous sea fish with large teeth than paddle onto land to bask in the sun, probably could make some money selling probably make some money by sellin' the teeth of their's."
Cimon then replied with a smirk, "They have no Gills and breathe air so they aren't really fish more like dolphins with fat faces, you helped me gut on no?"
"Anything that swims n water is a fish in my opinion, now can we-" Olorus was interrupted.
"Boss, there's some land up that a way!" !ne of the crewmen yelled.
"There it is Boys! The great Island of Thule, not too many trees but there are Seals and Big toothed Animals aplenty!".
"Finally, might not have a tavern on it but land would be great" Olorus said.
"My word Olorus your like a Child, keep this up and we'll leave you on the Island" Said a crewman obviously displeased with Olorus' whining.
When the Ship had landed on the Island the men had spread out with Bows and Harpoons looking for game.
At the end of the day the men of the crew had three campfires going, feasting on the Large animal who had enormous fangs.
"I tell you what this meat ain't half bad unlike last time were it tasted like rotting fish, anyways Cimon tell us again about the Land to even further west of here?" The middle aged Diogenes blurted out in between eating the Walrus meat.
"It was about ten years ago, when Pytheas had to do some political rubbish in Masallia and I was left to try and see about the Thule people", Everyone stared in interest which had made Cimon chuckle.
"I was here on this very Island where I tried to go south, but it wasn't the fate Posiden had in mind and I was blown off to a land of Ice", The people listening.
"How does this have to do with finding the Eastern Coast of Asia." one of the men said.
"Oy shut up you, I'm getting to that. Anyways, the land had many Inlets and the Caribou didn't even care if walked up to them. I had judged it worth further exploration but when I tried to move along the coast just a wee bit Posiden had whipped me in a storm and sent the ship further south to a Land that had trees."
"And just because you saw stinkin' trees you thought it was Asia?" Olorus chimed.
"I had thought nothing of it but when I returned to Massalia I heard from a Scythian Slave of just how far the size of Asia is, Large enough to span most of the Globe to be exact."
Diogenes asked with a confused look on his face, "What if it turns out not to be Asia and just an Island with some trees on it?"
"Even if it's not it probably helps us get most of the way there so we can hop on other Isles and eventually find it sometime or another. And the Natives there are friendly and don't know what Iron is and spend time clinking around with Rocks, I suppose the weather is warm enough to grow wheat and raise sheep".
"You could do that anywhere you old coot" Olorus blared.
"Yes but you can't take a piss on a tree for Olympus' sake without them getting angry over some Barbaric stupidity, Trust me the Caledonians did just that."
The Men went to sleep in tents on the grassy Island of Thule that would in another world and time be known as Iceland while they exausted the only beer and wine they had left in the voyage. The Next day would have them Row to the west in search of a Land that they think may be Asia, what will happen to them is unknown except that it will lay the foundations for the discovery that would herald the History Books.
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