Hilarious Ways For Hitler to Die

GlobalHumanism

Between (1924 - 1945) what is the funniest way you can imagine Hitler dying.

Extra points for sticking to realism but get as ASB as you want for comedy's sake :D

Extra-Extra points if you can take some other Nazi's with him.
 
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shiftygiant

shiftygiant

Gone Fishin'
Whilst being shown a new weapon, Hitler asks to be allowed to use it to see what it's like. The round jams and explodes the gun, sending hot shrapnel into Hitler's face.
 
The_Last_Plantagenet

The_Last_Plantagenet

as Hitler stands in front of the crowd at Nuremberg. seeing their idol and savior the people rush the stand and end up trampling Adolf Hitler, Goebbels, Goering, and a couple few more high ranking Nazis
 

RodentRevolution

Banned
Hitler had unfortunately (sic) selected an arsenic based paint for his green tints, this coupled with his habit of sucking on his brushes when having a nice relaxing paint led to his death shortly after coming to power in 1933.

-William L. Shirer, the Rise and Fall of German Pacifism 1920-1945
 
Dan

Dan

Standing on the Balcony at the Eagle's Nest, Blondi jumps up at Hitler to greet him, accidentally pushing him off balance and over the edge to his eventual death, hundreds of feet below.

In a secret ceremony in 1946, SOE Special Agent Rex, (Canine Division), is awarded the Victoria Cross with Crossed Bones, (good boy), for his role in the assassination of Hitler.
 

Lee-Sensei

GlobalHumanism said:
Between (1924 - 1945) what is the funniest way you can imagine Hitler dying.

Extra points for sticking to realism but get as ASB as you want for comedy's sake :D

Extra-Extra points if you can take some other Nazi's with him.
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Shot below the belt while on the toilet with a crossbow by Goebbels.
 
Dalekiller

Dalekiller

In 1938, While Hitler is on a train to celebrate the anniversary of the Beer Hall Putsch his train collides with a beer carrying train, beer floors his car drowning him.
 

GlobalHumanism

While on a train to the wolfeslair in east poland, Hitler's train derails, paralyzing him from the neckdown. Stranded in woods, with everyone else dead around him night falls and the stray dogs come...
 
Michel Van

Michel Van

Hitler: So that'z new Wonder Weapon ?
Himmler: Yez, Yez, it called A atomic Bomb, mein Fuhrer, it got undreamt destructive power, what now you gonna witnezz
Hitler: Iz that not Too dangerous so Close to this device ???
Himmler: No, no, no, we are zave in this Bunker
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,2,1 Zündung
KABROOOM
 

dilbert719

While washing up one night, his shower head breaks off, hits him in the head, knocks him out, and the resulting fall kills him.
 

RodentRevolution

Banned
While Hitler and co are observing the keel of the magnificent new German battleship KMS Bismarck several of the supports give way causing the hull to topple down the slipway incidentally squashing the viewing party to paste on the way to the water line.
 
Beedok

Beedok

In a different world he manages a visit to India with a few other Nazis to look at Indo-Aryan architecture. While posing for a group photo a particularly large stone Swastika falls and squashes several of them.
 
GarethC

GarethC

A slightly different decision tree means Hitler is present when, in the Reichskanzlei in Berlin, rather than at a secret submarine base in the Mediterannean, the Ark of the Covenant is opened.
 

teg

While visiting a factory, Hitler runs into a stray dog whose previous Jewish master has been shipped east. Before his guards can do anything, the dog jumps on Hitler and mauls him to death.

teg
 

Curt Jester

Banned
Hitler, while on a smoke break outside the Wolf's Lair, decides to take a whizz. He pees on a fence, not knowing it's an electric fence, and the electricity travels through his stream of urine up into his body, frying him alive.
 
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