More Sealions than you can poke a club at

[DMA]

What if Canada's yearly Sealion clubbing routine was declared crimes against, well, Sealions by the UN. As a consequence an international boycott & blockade was placed upon Canada. Naturally Canada defies this boycott & blockade in the face of international condemnation with shipments of Maple Syrup, whiskey, & actors, amongst other things...

So what happens?

[Dathi THorfinnsson]

What if Canada's yearly Sealion clubbing routine was declared crimes against, well, Sealions by the UN. As a consequence an international boycott & blockade was placed upon Canada. Naturally Canada defies this boycott & blockade in the face of international condemnation with shipments of Maple Syrup, whiskey, & actors, amongst other things...

So what happens?

Canada would gladly institute a ban on sealion hunting. Since we don't do that, banning the practice would be easy. Now, banning SEAL hunting, that would be more difficult.

[Big Tex]

So a Baby Seal Walks into a Club...