Straha
January 3rd, 2004, 10:18 PM
heres the opposidte version of the heartbleed thread
Alarmed by the constant tramua of LSD's (liberal secular democrats) in America having to co-exist with people in the US who dont share in their religious,social,political and economic beliefs-a compassionate ASB comes up with a solution.The bleedheart plague is unleashed on America on December 25,2003.This plague is quite effiecient in that it reads minds then destroys hearts.Any American that the plague finds doesnt consider themselves #1 Liberal or socialis(economically and socially so people who support the drug war are toast),#2 secular in their religion and #3 Democrat or other liberal third party (democrat,marijuana reform party etc. Nader voterts live)is infected with this plague.Every Amercian on the USA's soil that doesnt hold ALL 3 of these criteria is seized by a violent and painful coronary hemmorage where the infected conservative (conservative )chest literally explodes in flames.The ASB in wanting to be compassionate dishes out the same fate to the children of the conservatives's as they wouldnt want the CJCR's to have to deal with the tramua of dealing with children like them.The carnage isnt limited to American conservative's either as hundreds of foreign travelers,business people and diplomats at the UN who dont meet the bleedheard cut suffer the same fate.The only conservative Americans left are any that are traveling or on business outside the US or the conservative Americans that are deployed worldwide in the US military(yes there are even some some conservativess in the Amercian military )Any conservative( foreign or national) who attempts to set foot on US soil meets the Heartbleed plague quickly and its always fatal. And as a last gesture, the ASB does these things: remove the ability to be addictied form humankind,remove the permanent aftereffects of drugs/alcohol/tobacco and removes STDs from the picture now and forever. What does America turn out to be like?
Alarmed by the constant tramua of LSD's (liberal secular democrats) in America having to co-exist with people in the US who dont share in their religious,social,political and economic beliefs-a compassionate ASB comes up with a solution.The bleedheart plague is unleashed on America on December 25,2003.This plague is quite effiecient in that it reads minds then destroys hearts.Any American that the plague finds doesnt consider themselves #1 Liberal or socialis(economically and socially so people who support the drug war are toast),#2 secular in their religion and #3 Democrat or other liberal third party (democrat,marijuana reform party etc. Nader voterts live)is infected with this plague.Every Amercian on the USA's soil that doesnt hold ALL 3 of these criteria is seized by a violent and painful coronary hemmorage where the infected conservative (conservative )chest literally explodes in flames.The ASB in wanting to be compassionate dishes out the same fate to the children of the conservatives's as they wouldnt want the CJCR's to have to deal with the tramua of dealing with children like them.The carnage isnt limited to American conservative's either as hundreds of foreign travelers,business people and diplomats at the UN who dont meet the bleedheard cut suffer the same fate.The only conservative Americans left are any that are traveling or on business outside the US or the conservative Americans that are deployed worldwide in the US military(yes there are even some some conservativess in the Amercian military )Any conservative( foreign or national) who attempts to set foot on US soil meets the Heartbleed plague quickly and its always fatal. And as a last gesture, the ASB does these things: remove the ability to be addictied form humankind,remove the permanent aftereffects of drugs/alcohol/tobacco and removes STDs from the picture now and forever. What does America turn out to be like?