Ghandi and the Lesbian Motorcycle Pirates of Doom meets the Zombie Army from Brazil

[Berra]

Disclaimer: This story do not contain erotic material between famous persons or otherwise. It should not be used as mastrurbation material.

1910: Gandhi, a lawyer with a interest in civil rights, working in South Africa, decides that he want to do something about the situation for women rather than taking on the mighty English empire. He thinks that he has a chance to make a difference if he does that.

1911: Gandhi thinks that what's keeping the women back is the lack of transportation and decides to provide cheap transportation. Since cars are expensive, he decides to start a factory to make motorcycles.

1912: The first Ghandi, a cheap high quality motorcycle is produced.

1913: Ghandi starts a motorcycle club for women.

1914: The start of the war in Europe.

1915: The Ghandi Motorcycle Club for Women (GMCW) become a criminal organisation selling drugs and committing robberies.

1916: The Police can't stop GMCW since they can escape fast on their motorbikes.

1917: GMCW has spread all over the British colonial Africa.

1918: GMCW makes it impossible to wage a war against the German colonial positions in south West Africa.

1919: German colonial positions in south West Africa is de facto independent since the British can't take them and Germany is weakened by the war. GMCW fills the void. Parts of the German navy revolt and sail to Namibia as it's now renamed.

1920: Ghandi 'elected' president. Female motorcycle gangs terrorise the neighbouring countries.
The first pirate activeties.

1921: The first lesbian activeties.

1922: Their actiweties weakens the Potugese roule in Angola.

1923: Portugal evacuate Angola.

1924: Brazill invades Angola.

1925: The brittish colonial Zeppeline polise is founded under Winston Churchill.

1926: A lot of lesbian motorcycle piracy.

1927: Brazill makes zombies of the local popolation to fight the lesbian motorcycle piracy.

1928: Brazill makes zombies of the local wildlife to fight the lesbian motorcycle piracy.

[CalBear]

This is just wrong on so many levels!:p

However, it is imaginitive.

[birdy]

This is just wrong on so many levels!:p


Lesbians....
motorcycles...

I dont see whats wrong with that:D

[Martel]

Berra, what medication did you forget to take?

[The Sandman]

Just as long as the Brazilian Zombie Army is composed of sealions. Extra points if they're Nazi sealions. :D

[CalBear]

Lesbians....
motorcycles...

I dont see whats wrong with that:D

No, no... The Dykes on Bikes part is okay, I see them all the time! (Hell I'm from the Bay Area, I didn't even think that was unusual):p

[Doctor What]

You realize that with the zombie menace AND the Lesbians on Bikes, the Catholic Church will now have no choice but to use their secret weapon--

RENEGADE NUNS ON WHEELS!!

[Dave Howery]

ah, the Macho Women with Guns rpg.... always heard a lot about it, never did see a copy of it, even with diligent searching at a couple of Gencons...

[The Sandman]

Don't forget about Hell's Grannies, they're deadly! :p

[Max Sinister]

Lesbians....
motorcycles...

I dont see whats wrong with that:D

Let me guess: You're talking about naked lesbians on motorcycles here?

[Nekromans]

I'm just about to give up on this forum. Nazi zombie sealions... verus naked lesbian motorbike gangs... with Hell's Grannies and the Renegade Nuns on Wheels trying to keep the peace... My god.

[Berra]

I was thinking of puting in some mutant kangaroos, having WWII of the Pacific faught between ninjas and Cowboys, a Univeristy of wierd science and no idea what so ever what I should do whit the nazis. Perhaps giving them a small country so they focus on their wierd side.

But thanks for the ideas.

[Max Sinister]

Hey Nekromans, this is ASB after all. Here's everything possible and allowed - even said things. Or do you mean you consider that bad taste?

[Nekromans]

No, I'm just watching happily as the last of my sanity flies out of the window. Didn't think I had any left.

Ah... that's better. Now for ASBing:

Ghandi's lesbian bikers agree to a truce with the zombie armies of Brazil, and as a special treat they perform every male fantasy that's possible, if you have two lesbian bikers and a motorcycle.

The Nuns start a reign of terror, but only attack the pagans.

[Berra]

Part 2: the introduction of Radioactive Nazi Sealions of Doom.

Note 1: The Ghandi motorcycle is slightly ASB since it has 1940s technology. For reasons of the story, there can't be two female motorcycle gangs but I love the idea. As for the sea lions, you see.

Note 2: What did you expect hit a name like Ghandi and the Lesbian Motorcycle Pirates of Doom meets the Zombie. But in all fairness, the disclaimer didn't warn against weirdness.

Disclaimer: This is weird. If you don't like weird or weird is illegal where you are, don't read.

1929: The great depression.
The Vatican send a gang of adventurer to Namibia to fight the lesbian motorcycle pirates. It consists of a handsome pilot, a big game hunter, an archaeologist, a scientist and his sexy daughter. They gets quickly captured and forced to work with the LMCCs (GMCW is renamed to Lesbian motorcycle chicks) latest discovery, a UFO buried in the African soil for 1000s of years.

1930: The Ufo rescues the crew a shipwreck. They was carrying copies of Ming Kampf [sic] printed in China to get cheap labour. Sealions eat copies of Ming Kampf. That and the radiation from the UFO mutate ordinary sealions to Radioactive Nazi Sealions of Doom.

1931: Ghandi defect from LMCC and become a philanthropist founding the Ghandi University for weird science in South Africa.
Radioactive Nazi Sealions of Doom moves to Australia

1932: a peace treaty between LMCC and Churchill allows LMCC to kick the zombie army's ass.
The radiation from the to Radioactive Nazi Sealions of Doom mutates the kangaroos of Australia, thus giving The Mutant Kangaroos of Australia.

1933: Hitler elected. Hitler Youth founded.

1934: Since the young people in Germany prefer motorcycles and party to the discipline of Hitler Youth, it's a fiasco.

1935: A new organisation is founded, the Hitler Really Old Guys. The mostly whine about the young people.

But what should I do with the nazis. I removed them in Rasputin so I don't want to repeat myself but I don't like them.

[Romulus Augustulus]

Okay...I think that people's impressions of lesbians are kind of inaccurate.

All the ones I know really aren't that special, except they're into other women.

This is all very juvenile and immature and most illogical.

*feels ears*

Shit. They're getting pointier...

[Berra]

The radiactive sealions eating Mein Kamps and turning into nazi sealions is a Spiderman ripeof and thus very logical. The rest is also very logical since it is every thing a AHer really want from a TL. A sane TL is very illogical.

[Max Sinister]

I wonder whether that TL will end with Gandhi taking a machine gun and killing everyone who's writing his name in wrong way (Ghandi or Ghandhi instead of Gandhi!).

[Berra]

I'm sick of ths TL to.

1936: Gandhi takes a machine gun and kills everyone who's writing his name in wrong way (Ghandi or Ghandhi instead of Gandhi!).

1937: The universe collapses.

[Nekromans]

Yay for universes collapsing, but won't the Nazi Radioactive Sealions call in their contacts at SuperFreaks and get them to fix it (and also arrange for a meeting of the Lesbikers and the Renegade Nuns - whoa!)?