All memories are created by governments!

[KJM]

The governments of the world are controlled by a secret global organization. Every week, they use supercomputers and radio waves to rewrite our memories in order to further their agenda. Also, they somehow alter all records to fit these new sets of memories. How long can this be kept up?

[Max Sinister]

What is their agenda, exactly, except to stay in power? Can people find out that there's something wrong at all?

[ShadowCommunist2009]

I don't think they would have to rewrite all of our memories every week--that would be an impossible logistical and clerical feat. They just have to keep pumping out the same radio waves to keep up the memories they have already given us. If they're controlling our memories anyway, they don't need to keep changing them.

And now...on to the crazy conspiracy agenda....

All governments in the world are run by the Illuminati in conjunction with the Free Masons. Togethery, they have formed the most evil society of all--the A.A. Astum Argentum, first publicly noted under the control of Aliester Crowley (did I even spell the stupid order correctly?) in the early 20th century. When he died, the AA passed into the hands of one of the most evil men in history--Charles de Gaulle. He took the order and helped found the U.N. where the French play world-dictators today.
That's right. America isn't the global superpower, aka Great Satan; it's the French, and they're controlling our minds to make us think otherwise. But at the end of the day, they're also controlling our governments to make sure that, yes, they are indeed the sole ruling force of the world.