ASBs Send you to Hogwarts

[Mike Stearns]

ASBs give you magic powers and send you to Hogwarts. What happens next?

[reformer]

I totally catch Lord Voldermort, and put him in a Vegas freak show.

[DarkSlavik]

I have already thought about this situation before, the results of my presence in Hogwarts would either end up with the place burned to the ground, or raided by ATF agents. Don't ask why this would happen, just knowing me in such a place would lead to one of these events occuring.

[Max Sinister]

"Please not Slytherin!"

Hm, aren't I a bit too old for that anyway? Or do they make me 11 years old again?

[schrammy]

well supposed that we where send there we would obviously be our younger selfs.

and unless the ABS change our ansestory it would most likely mean that all of use would be moggels (of human blood) or how ever thats spelled.

there by none of us could ever be in Slytherin.

i would most likely become a strait A sudent and learn all kind of cool spells.
i doudt how ever that i come to be friends with harry, he's realy kind of a dumb ass that gets trough all of this more by pure luck than anything else.

[Max Sinister]

Webcomic tip: http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=253

[Flocculencio]

Learn some magic, try to bring down Wizard society from within and force the Wizards to learn to cope with reality.

Bunch of outdated racist* wankers that they are.

*to non-magic users and nonhumans that is. They're racist at worst, condescending at best.

[Satyrane]

I find Harry Potter and kick him in his newly-dropped testicles.

[Dave Howery]

I avoid Harry Potte like the plague... his enemies tend to have bad things happen to them, and his friends tend to die...

[Count Dearborn]

I put the hurt on Draco Malfoy, bedevil Snape, kill Scabbers, and fix it so Voldemort dies with Querill.

[luakel]

Try to get into Slytherin and find some people there who prove that Gryffindor isn't the only "brave" house...
Learn some magic, try to bring down Wizard society from within and force the Wizards to learn to cope with reality.

Bunch of outdated racist* wankers that they are.

*to non-magic users and nonhumans that is. They're racist at worst, condescending at best.
You do know that the reason they avoid Muggles is because they know that many would hate them and they would probably be destroyed?

[Zyzzyva]

Learn some magic, try to bring down Wizard society from within and force the Wizards to learn to cope with reality.

Bunch of outdated racist* wankers that they are.

*to non-magic users and nonhumans that is. They're racist at worst, condescending at best.
I agree with just about everything there.

[Straha]

I have already thought about this situation before, the results of my presence in Hogwarts would either end up with the place burned to the ground, or raided by ATF agents. Don't ask why this would happen, just knowing me in such a place would lead to one of these events occuring.
SAme for me...

[CalBear]

Since I am now the strapping rutting teen of my youth (HEY! This ASB! Could happen! :p ) I charm Hermione away from Harry & that twit Ron whilst convincing Fleur to come up to see my etchings!:D

[Flocculencio]

You do know that the reason they avoid Muggles is because they know that many would hate them and they would probably be destroyed?

Really?

Even after it was already established that the wizards and witches were perfectly able to escape muggle inquisitions (by casting an illusion of being burned at the stake).

As I said, at best the attitude of wizards and witches towards muggles and nonhumans is that of an enlightened middle class Victorian towards Africans and Asians.

[Hendryk]

Assuming the ASBs send us as our teenage selves, I join Ravenclaw and start dating Cho Chang ;)

Oh, and I ask unwelcome questions about Eurocentrism in the magic world.

[Dave Howery]

I have already thought about this situation before, the results of my presence in Hogwarts would either end up with the place burned to the ground, or raided by ATF agents. Don't ask why this would happen, just knowing me in such a place would lead to one of these events occuring.
Don't you think the Brits would be pissed off at the ATF (an American agency) raiding someplace in Britain?

[Leej]

I'd piss everyone off by pointing out the plot holes in the very patchwork of their society.

[Agentdark]

I would do either A or B or C

A.Bring Vodka and Pot to hogwarts, I mean seriously, they think butterbeer is a party drink, sad, so I teach wizards how to party

B.Sell the information regarding wizards to a country with a psycho leader

C.Join Slytherien and voldemort, and kick harrys ass.

[B_Munro]

Assuming the ASBs send us as our teenage selves, I join Ravenclaw and start dating Cho Chang ;)

Oh, and I ask unwelcome questions about Eurocentrism in the magic world.


There was some mention of African magicians at the Quiddich World Cup, but I don't recall anybody from East or South Asia being mentioned. (There is Cho, but she seems to be fairly British: second generation immigrant, perhaps?). Possibly they have their own magical government and own school system and simply don't mingle with magicians from the west?

Bruce

[Superdude]

Personally, I would think that I could beat the living shit out of basically anyone there,magic or no, since the wizards basically don't get any physical excercise outside of Quidditch.

Also, I would try and convince them of the futility of their secret existence, as they basically are isolating themselves from the majoirty of the world's population, and in all reality, would eventually be crushed by "muggles" since muggle technology is growing at a faster rate then ever, but Wizard magic has stayed the same for hundreds of years.

[Alayta]

I would sooooooooooooooooooo go for fleur de la cour!!!!!!!

[Mike Stearns]

Personally, I would think that I could beat the living shit out of basically anyone there,magic or no, since the wizards basically don't get any physical excercise outside of Quidditch.

You obviously haven't seen any of the Quidditch matches in the movies. That is one hardcore sport.