AH.Com in 25 years.

[Landshark]

So what's this place going to be like in 2030?

[luakel]

I will be a prominent member, and only fools asking to be smited will call me "n00b"... http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu42.gif

[Dave Howery]

I'll be 70... I'll be dead, in the nursing home gumming down my gruel and trying to remember my name, or permanently hooked up to the neural internet network....

[Grimm Reaper]

1) 90% minimum of our hard core elite will still consider this a major part, if not THE major part, of their life.:(

2) IronYuppie's twins, born when I predicted, will have joined the board as LandYuppie and IronShark.;)

3) Weapon M will be a rare guest, since he seized control of the area from Michigan to Montana, primarily to stop Colorado, South Dakota, and Wyoming aka the Howery Consortium, from invading Canada. Only God knows what Governor General Doctor What might do if provoked!:eek:

4) Ian will have found real life long ago, and left it to some other member to run the place.

5) Young luakel will still be referred to as 'Urkel', 'babe', and 'newbie', even though he was identifed as Special Agent Samuel Ferguson of the FBI's Electronic Perversion Sub-Division long ago.

6) Grimm Reaper died in prison shortly after he tried to slip a family member a bit more cash from Social Security and inadvertantly destroyed all records from the West Coast. There is a reason Ian once called me 'Mr Elite Hacker' and it isn't pretty. Something about puppies.com?:o

7) The banter between kitjed23 and Fellatio eventually reached critical mass, destroying most of the British Isles.

[luakel]

5) Young luakel will still be referred to as 'Urkel', 'babe', and 'newbie', even though he was identifed as Special Agent Samuel Ferguson of the FBI's Electronic Perversion Sub-Division long ago.

Yes, becsue no other significant n00bs will join by then... :rolleyes: ;)

[Straha]

Urkel is likely banned by then because whoever takes over after Ian leaves likely iwll be one of the urkel-haters

[luakel]

Urkel is likely banned by then because whoever takes over after Ian leaves likely iwll be one of the urkel-haters
Who, you? :p

[Psychomeltdown]

Ah.com: The series will be a hit classic on television. Having run successfully on the small screen for ten years (2012 -2022) and spawning five movies and innumerable products and other things. :D

[luakel]

Ah.com: The series will be a hit classic on television. Having run successfully on the small screen for ten years (2012 -2022) and spawning five movies and innumerable products and other things. :D
Of course, Psychomeltdown doesn't join it on the ride to fame because he is sacked as EIC in 2007. Merry Prankster takes over in a coup. :D

[Psychomeltdown]

Of course, Psychomeltdown doesn't join it on the ride to fame because he is sacked as EIC in 2007. Merry Prankster takes over in a coup. :D
Unfortunately that's probably rather true...

[luakel]

Unfortunately that's probably rather true...
Yes. Despite our mutual hate ( :D ) of each other, you are a very good EIC, catching most errors in episodes, being very creative, and only posting one episode late. Though I don't doubt that Matt would be very good...

[Straha]

Urkel and Romulus have been married since 2012 after Romulus was released from prison

[Count Dearborn]

In 2050, I'll be sixty. By then, I will have written several best sellers. One of which will have thanked the members of AH.Com for all of the hours of enjoyment I have gained. The only major problem in my life will be that a bunch of you bloody wankers will have tried of sue me for plagarism.

[luakel]

Urkel and Romulus have been married since 2012 after Romulus was released from prison
:rolleyes:

But why would Romulus marry Steve Urkel? :confused:

Straha will go to jail, as his huge naionwide drug empire will have been destroyed completely by his own paranoia. When he gets out, he will go into pro-westling and start a rebellion in some Eurasian Socialist country. When that's done, he'll somehow be blinded, and will be taken care of by a young clone of Chris O'Donnell in NYC...

[DarkSlavik]

I wonder were I will be in 25 years, I will be 41, perahps POTUS, or Future World Dictator. well most likely I will be cloning Geneticly enhanced Facist Gerbils.

[JEDCJT]

:rolleyes:

But why would Romulus marry Steve Urkel? :confused:

Straha will go to jail, as his huge naionwide drug empire will have been destroyed completely by his own paranoia. When he gets out, he will go into pro-westling and start a rebellion in some Eurasian Socialist country. When that's done, he'll somehow be blinded, and will be taken care of by a young clone of Chris O'Donnell in NYC...

LOL! That's really funny, luakel! Unlikely, though...

- Dojo

[GBW]

In 2030, it'll be a neural hookup thingamajig with a 3D environment; the older members will have faced mandatory permanant hookup so that they're wisdom will be preserved for future generations. No way they'll do without Ward's slideshows and jerky!

[Straha]

I'm not talking about steve urkel I mean you. I don't have a drug empire.

GWB- Are you sure ward would consent to that?

[GBW]

GWB- Are you sure ward would consent to that?
I thought he was on OTL.com? :confused:

Oh well, I'll answer it anyway. :rolleyes:

Ward might not, but his clone will.

[Straha]

I thought he was on OTL.com? :confused:

Oh well, I'll answer it anyway. :rolleyes:

Ward might not, but his clone will.
Ward would be cloned?

[Hermanubis]

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I’ll be ruling the Internet as god- Emperor of the world…

[luakel]

39-YEAR OLD LUAKEL
YOU MANIACS...
YOU BLEW IT UP...
..DAMN YOU!
GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

:D

[GBW]

Ward would be cloned?
In 2014 during the great Alien invasion scare when hundreds of thousands of people are cloned to be sent away from Earth in colony ships to colonize other systems and preserve human civilization. Strangely enough, and probably through some bureaucratic glitch, most of the members of AH.com are included. Of course, the aliens never invade but were just passing through and ignored the chatter we sent towards them.

[Norbert]

For Ward

I will still beating All you young pungs with my cane :D
I only be a young 83 in 25 years.:eek:

[Torqumada]

As we are all lead off to the gulags I'll be shouting "Damn it! I told you that damn PATRIOT ACT would be the end of us!"

Torqumada

[Romulus Augustulus]

I shall be 51, married, wealthy, and the CEO of one of the world's most powerful and influential corporations.

Either that, or I'll be kidnapped by aliens, although still have Internet access somehow, and I'll have just finished fighting my way back to Earth with a fleet of mercs I'll have marshalled.

[luakel]

I shall be 51, married, wealthy, and the CEO of one of the world's most powerful and influential corporations.

Sure you will... :rolleyes:

[Romulus Augustulus]

Sure you will... :rolleyes:

Maybe not married. But I'm pretty sure I'll live with someone or sire bastard offspring.

[luakel]

Maybe not married. But I'm pretty sure I'll live with someone or sire bastard offspring.
Not only that, the other parts are comletely f***ing bogus as well. :p

[Romulus Augustulus]

Not only that, the other parts are comletely f***ing bogus as well. :p

Nah. The promotions are coming hand over fist...

Oh...wait...

By 51, I'll have retired to my own private island! *slaps forehead*

I'll call it "Romulus Island," and it'll be like the mansions of wealthy corporate oligarchs in cyberpunk fiction.

[Flocculencio]

I'll be 48, with a bit of luck lecturing in an Education Department in some uni and hopefully still be doing a lot of work in the Fiction forum :D

[Romulus Augustulus]

I'll probably look like Richard Gere or George Clooney by then, though...still, is that a bad thing?

[Fellatio Nelson]

What will I be doing in 2030? That's only 45 minutes from now (UK time) and even I don't know.

In 25 years' time? Probably still a bit of a perv, but a 53 y.o. perv. Almost old enough to become a bona fide dirty old man. (I do hope Mackintoshs come back into fashion by then.) :D

[Fellatio Nelson]

I'll probably look like Richard Gere or George Clooney by then, though...still, is that a bad thing?

Well, considering both are well into middle age I doubt you mean that you want to look 75 when you are 51? :p

[Romulus Augustulus]

Well, considering both are well into middle age I doubt you mean that you want to look 75 when you are 51? :p

Well, I'll look like George Clooney or Richard Gere look, or looked, now. You know...the grey hair, the stately appearance...the "intern magnet" traits.

[luakel]

In 25 years' time? Probably still a bit of a perv, but a 53 y.o. perv. Almost old enough to become a bona fide dirty old man. (I do hope Mackintoshs come back into fashion by then.) :D
I'm suprised you didn't mention Kitjed... :D

[Fellatio Nelson]

Well, I'll look like George Clooney or Richard Gere look, or looked, now. You know...the grey hair, the stately appearance...the "intern magnet" traits.

You mean you already look as if you are about 45-55 years old? :p They must be working you too hard. :D

[MerryPrankster]

Something tells me that this board will not exist in 25 years. :(

In 25 years, I hope to have written several novels and make enough money to be a full-time writer. I'll probably dedicate at least one to y'all, since a lot of the TLs for my AH work were born here.

[Romulus Augustulus]

You mean you already look as if you are about 45-55 years old? :p They must be working you too hard. :D

No, I'll look like George Clooney looks now when I am 51. Right now, I'm about as handsome as 26-year olds get...

[luakel]

Right now, I'm about as handsome as 26-year olds get...
Rommy, there are probably people on this website who are far handsomer than you, yet they seem to get by without making at least five comments about it a day... :rolleyes:

[Fellatio Nelson]

I'm suprised you didn't mention Kitjed... :D


Your are really gunning for that invite, aren't you? :D

Besides, I think anyone who officiates as a Best Man has to be over the age of 18: lie about your age and join the French Foreign Legion, serve the mandatory 5 years and as a consequence become a dual French-American citizen; then you don't need all that bother about getting a Visa as you will be an EU citizen. (And doubtless also with several amusing anecdotes about sand, forts and camels: pass on my regards to Beau. Tell him it was all meant in jest Geddit? .):D

[Fellatio Nelson]

No, I'll look like George Clooney looks now when I am 51. Right now, I'm about as handsome as 26-year olds get...

You sure? I know some pretty handsome 26 year-olds. :D

[Romulus Augustulus]

You sure? I know some pretty handsome 26 year-olds. :D

Tall, thin, well-muscled, broad-shouldered, ideally proportioned facial features, beautiful brown eyes...although they have this manic spark in them...

[Fellatio Nelson]

Tall, thin, well-muscled, broad-shouldered, ideally proportioned facial features, beautiful brown eyes...although they have this manic spark in them...

Fair enough. Don't want this thread degenerating into some sort of online contact magazine... then were would we be? :D :rolleyes:

[Grimm Reaper]

Making a profit by selling advertisment space?

[Smuz]

I'll have finally found my natural niche as a heavy drinking, permanently black-coat-wearing, embittered book store owner. Swearing at the customers in a Gaelic brogue apparently magically acquired in a three day pub crawl in Cornwall.

[Torqumada]

Fair enough. Don't want this thread degenerating into some sort of online contact magazine... then were would we be? :D :rolleyes:

Just like 50% of the rest of the posts in this section of the board?

Torqumada

[Fellatio Nelson]

Just like 50% of the rest of the posts in this section of the board?

Torqumada

I am sure I don't know what you mean, belated birthday boy. :rolleyes: :D

Seasonally adjusted (i.e. made up), it actually comes to something approaching a whopping 76.543% of all Chat.

[Grey Wolf]

I'll have finally found my natural niche as a heavy drinking, permanently black-coat-wearing, embittered book store owner. Swearing at the customers in a Gaelic brogue apparently magically acquired in a three day pub crawl in Cornwall.

Hey that sounds good, can I manage a store for you ? Preferably in the Welsh Marches ? Cheers

Will have to be sooner than 25 fucking years tho, I doubt I'll see out ten more

Grey Wolf

[luakel]

I'll have finally found my natural niche as a heavy drinking, permanently black-coat-wearing, embittered book store owner. Swearing at the customers in a Gaelic brogue apparently magically acquired in a three day pub crawl in Cornwall.
Whoa...


That job sounds frickin' AWESOME. :D

[fortyseven]

In 25 years urkel will still sound like 13 year old and say things like that would be frickin awesome.

In 25 years, I will be living in Montreal and on the staff of the American Proconsul of Quebec.

[Flocculencio]

That job sounds frickin' AWESOME. :D

It's a reference to the setup of Black Books, a very, very good British comedy :D

IIRC Smuz mentioned that his friends think that he looks like one of the main characters.