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[The New State]

hello, I'm new.

[Nicole]

So, you a big fan of Rondald Reagan? I haven't heard of him... :p

Oh, and I suppose I should welcome you rather than make fun of your signature... So Welcome!

[Archangel Michael]

Here's a few helpful tips.

1. Stay away from Kitjed and/or Fellatio, for they will try to ensnare you
2. When the new episode of AH.com is posted, do not asked to be added as a crewmember.
3. Beware of Luakel.
4. Never mention a certain aquatic sea mammal that has the name of a certain big cat in it.

[luakel]

3. Beware of Luakel.
5. Even if you hate football with a passion (like me), pretend to like it in front of AM, or else... :rolleyes:

[The New State]

thanks for the advice, and the typo alert...I promise I would never have seen that otherwise. that's how absent minded I am at times :cool:

[Stalin]

Welcome to the board, NewState.

A few more words of advice:

1. If a man named 'MacSpoon' tries to 'debate' with you, don't humor him.

2. If you get a PM from anyone with the last name "Collins" in their SN, report it to Ian.

3. Remember to stay on topic (this would appear to be common sense, but some newbies -- particularly right wing ones -- have gotten themselves kicked because of that).

Have fun.

[Straha]

STAY AWAY FROM KIT AND FELLATIO. They will make sure you won't be able to sit down for a week if they "get" you.

[Psychomeltdown]

stay on the lighted path, no matter how much you want to see what lies off of it.

Trust me. Many a newbie has been lost straying off the path...

[Romulus Augustulus]

And remember...YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE!!!

[Stalin]

Addendum:

Some off-topic discussion on a thread is inevitable. What I should have said is don't start a thread in an inappropriate forum. For example, don't post an ASB thread on the main forum, or one suited for chat there for that matter.

[Straha]

IF you're not The New State *do* not take this advice under any circumstances. You will probably be banned if you take this advice so don't do it.

1 Photoshopping Ian into compromising situations is heartilly encouraged. If I were you I'd give it a go. Freel free to PM your results to him or post it on Chat. Why not do the same to other memebers especialy the more religious and conservative ones?

2 Also: Accept PMS from members with the name Collins and engage in conversation with them. What's the worst that could happen? Its not like you're probably gonna last long here(rightists don't have a good record here) so why NOT have some fun?

3 Remember this: If you're not liberal or libertarian you'll probably not last long here(most of the other rightists are all banned/left AH.com) so why not go out with a bang?

4 Ignore Macspoon. Or better yet if you know you're abotu to be banned flame him to oblivion.

5 You're a neocon rightist. You're probably not gonna last long on AH.com so why not just ignore POTUS P. diffin's safety suggestions and GO NUTS

[Alayta]

Addendum:

Some off-topic discussion on a thread is inevitable. What I should have said is don't start a thread in an inappropriate forum. For example, don't post an ASB thread on the main forum, or one suited for chat there for that matter.

How is your mother doing, by the way?

[The New State]

Is there a rule against being a rightist er somethin? Or is it just that there tend to be debates that degenerate into flame wars?

[Ian the Admin]

Is there a rule against being a rightist er somethin? Or is it just that there tend to be debates that degenerate into flame wars?

People of all political persuasions get on fine here as long as they stay civil, and keep disagreements respectful.

What Straha is alluding to is that there seems to be a surplus of hard-right Americans who've spent too much time watching Bill O'Reilly or listening to Rush Limbaugh or whatever, and show up insulting anyone they disagree with politicallty.

[Straha]

Right. I wonder why history tends to attract some conservatives. You'd think it would be to intellectual for them... especially AH...

[Stalin]

Right. I wonder why history tends to attract some conservatives. You'd think it would be to intellectual for them... especially AH...

Since when did being right wing equal being stupid?

[Straha]

Since when did being right wing equal being stupid?
I'm not equating the right with idiocy. I'm just wondering why some rightist wingnuts like history/AH when one would think its too "intellectual" for thme.

[Stalin]

How is your mother doing, by the way?

Better, she's still under a little stress though, particularly because of one of her daughters...

I'd rather not talk about it right now.

[Landshark]

Here's a few helpful tips.

1. Stay away from Kitjed and/or Fellatio, for they will try to ensnare you
2. When the new episode of AH.com is posted, do not asked to be added as a crewmember.
3. Beware of Luakel.
4. Never mention a certain aquatic sea mammal that has the name of a certain big cat in it.

And you fail to mention myself, the fecund Yuppie or the good Doctor because?

[Michael]

You're all chopped liver?

[Straha]

We don't want to scare them?