Warning:

[Archangel Michael]

Warning, this is a Public Service Announcement:

Sniffing glue glues your nostrils shut. Don't be a dumbass.

Thsi Public Service Announcement has been brought to you by the fine people at Elmer's Glue. Boy, does that glue smell good!

And that ends our Public Service Announcement. We take you back to your regularly programmed show.

[GBW]

Or that rubber cement either. Though that could also be classified as glue, I suppose... so could that Crazy Glue stuff... it even has the word glue in it...

nevermind...