AH Quotes

[sunsurf]

Voltaire

I may disagree with what you say, and I will defend your right to say it, but as for defending it to the death, I don't know, it depends...


Patrick Henry

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death...ah! I've been shot! Help...


Malcolm X

You know, I'm still in favor of the civil rights struggle and all, but it's really getting to be a downer...I'd like to do something else more fun for a change, maybe try for a role as chief security officer on that new Star Trek series...


Neil Armstrong

That's...one small step for a man...one giant leap for...oh, !@#$ the ladder broke!


Ronald Reagan

Go ahead! Make Clint Eastwood's day!


Clint Eastwood

Go ahead. Make my day sunny and bright, so much fun in every way, things all going ever so right, la la la...


Dan Quayle

She sells sea shells down by the sea shore to seasick sailors and shell shocked soldiers. I knew I could say it!


What would be the historical consequences of these? Any additional quotes?

[luakel]

We have nothing to fear but beer itself.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this Government: 'I have nothing to offer but sushi, spaghetti, bratwurst, and vodka'.

Winston Churchill

[Jason Sleeman]

Napoleon- "An Army marches on it's libido"

FDR "The only thing we have to fear are the monsters under our beds"

John Wilkes Booth " I didn't do it, it was the one armed man"

Ronald Reagan "Mr Gorbechev, tear down this wall, and dig a moat !"

Nathan Hale " Please don't kill me"

explanations? go for it !

Jason Sleeman

[sunsurf]

Admiral David G. Farragut: "GOLLY GEE GOSH-DARN THOSE TORPEDOES, FULL SPEED AHEAD"

[luakel]

"All Three-eyed half-breeds are created equal."

Thomas Jefferson

[Archangel Michael]

Neil Armstrong

That's...one small step for a man...one giant leap for...oh, !@#$ the ladder broke!

Going along those same lines:

Neil Armstrong

"That's one small step for man...dear lord, what the hell is th...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[Straha]

Go Ahead make my day- US President George W. Knox's reply to Confederate President John Shack's bigoted refusal to have a summit in 1983

Damn the Senate, full speed ahead- CS President Michael Collins's attempt to filibuster legislation past the senate regarding the Confederacy's expansion into Space

I would say to the Army, as I said to those who have joined this Government: 'I have nothing to offer but blood, sweat and tears but if they work with me on this noble cause America will win'.-Us President Conner Fabust's announcement to the country after he declares war on the entente(CSA/UK/France/Russia) and joins WWI on the side of the central powers.

[Dr. B]

Going along those same lines:

Neil Armstrong

"That's one small step for man...dear lord, what the hell is th...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

In a less dramatic way:
Finally! We're Here! Now let's pack up and go home!

Abraham Lincoln
A long time ago at a captiol not too far away....

John F. Kennedy
We will put a man on the moon, or so help me, I'm going to send a few people to the moon!

George W. Bush
You're either with us or you're not.

Martin Luther King, Jr.
I Have a Dream, but it keeps changing every night.

[Satyrane]

Julius Caesar:
I came, I saw ... I went home again. (Mummy - they've got axes!)

Maggie Thatcher:
The lady's not for turning. Very often. Unless there's a sound economic basis. Shut it or I'll hit you with my handbag.

Tony Blair:
Labour is the party of law and order in Britain today. Yes, tough on hoodies, tough on the causes of hoodies.

Georgie Dubya:
We're going to Mars!
(Actually, I think that one's real.)

Hamlet:
To be, or not to be ..? Fuck it, I'm going to the pub.

Beethoven:
Eh?

[carlton_bach]

"And yet such is the weight of our history and our responsibility before our European neighbours that we can not in good conscience aspire to, much less demand, German unification within the lifetime of those who have suffered untold evil in the name of this nation..."

Helmut Kohl, 1990


"We have invested thousands of millions in the greatest scientific gamble in the history of mankind. And we have won."

Clement Attlee, speaking before the NNFMRL 'Tibe Alloys' staff 1947


"Kill the lot! Allah knows his own."

Salah ed-Din after the walls of Jerusalem were breached


"It has been our contention from the beginning that Germany can prosper only when its affairs are regulated in harmony and balance between its suzerains and peoples. Therefore we proudly declare Prussia's accession to the German Monetary Union."

Rudolf Virchow, Prussian chancellor

[Leo Caesius]

Hamlet:
To be, or not to be ..? Fuck it, I'm going to the pub.Funny, that sounds just like somebody else I know... :D

[Wendell]

Douglas McArthur: I shall return...once the fighting stops.
Barry Goldwater: A government just big enough to defend you from threats abroad cannot protect you from the threats within.
Bill Clinton: The Era of Big Government shall not cease.
Ambrose Bierce: War is God's way of teaching Germans diplomacy
FDR: We have nothing to fear, but Bolshevism:eek:

[Rabbit Scribe]

Ambrose Bierce: War is God's way of teaching Germans diplomacy

That's brilliant!

[Wendell]

That's brilliant!
Thank you.

[benedict XVII]

Julius Caesar: Of all the people of Gaul, Belgians have the best French fries

Napoleon (to Talleyrand): You are shit in silk stockings ... and I fear I've just slipped on it

Leopold II: Music is an expensive kind of noise (authentic, this one)

de Gaulle: French men, French women, I've understood you ... and it will make it all the more easy for me to fool you

[KJM]

Georgie Dubya:
We're going to Mars!
(Actually, I think that one's real.)
alternatively:
Mars is coming to us!

[aktarian]

"The sky is black, the Earth is blue. And this suit itches" Yuri Gagarin.
"Allow me to introduce you my good friend Samuel Goldstein" Adolf Hitler
"You know, I think people shouldn't marry more than once" Henry VIII
"Not one step back" Italian officer to his troops
"Wow, check the ass on that guy" Rick Santorum
"My dear wife" pope Benedict XVI
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned" Jack T. Chick
"Hugo Chavez is such a nice guy, loyal ally to our country" Pat Robertson
"I'll keep this speech short" Fidel Castro

"Alyson Hannigan hot? Are you nuts? She's not hot." Psychomeltdown :D
"I'll make only few posts. I hate it when people spam such boards" luakel. :D

[Wendell]

"The sky is black, the Earth is blue. And this suit itches" Yuri Gagarin.
"Allow me to introduce you my good friend Samuel Goldstein" Adolf Hitler
"You know, I think people shouldn't marry more than once" Henry VIII
"Not one step back" Italian officer to his troops
"Wow, check the ass on that guy" Rick Santorum
"My dear wife" pope Benedict XVI
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned" Jack T. Chick
"Hugo Chavez is such a nice guy, loyal ally to our country" Pat Robertson
"I'll keep this speech short" Fidel Castro

"Alyson Hannigan hot? Are you nuts? She's not hot." Psychomeltdown :D
"I'll make only few posts. I hate it when people spam such boards" luakel. :D
:D LOL those are all good.

[fortyseven]

Forgive me Mother, for I have sinned

Jesus H. Christ

[Archangel Michael]

You people of the North don't know what you are doing. This continent will be drenched in blood, and God only knows how it will end. It is all folly, madness, a crime against civilization! You people speak so lightly of war; you don't know what you're talking about. War is a terrible thing!

General William T. Sherrman, Confederate Army of Northern Virginia

[Scarecrow]

"Good thing these tickets were free Major Rathborne, because this play su..."

Abroham Lincoln's last words

[Nosb]

"Fuck, I need a drink" U.S. Grant after Vicksburg
"Has anyone seen my teeth?" G. Washington at Princeton
"That really hurts my feelings" Cheney after being told to fuck off
"Please don't kill us" Response of General McAuliffe to demands to surrender at Bastogne, 1944.
"Damn, that was close" Lincoln after Booth misses
"In the name of the Peoples' Republic of Germany, you're under arrest." Adolf Hitler at the storming to the Reichstag.

[Nicole]

"[Our goal] is to prevent regimes that sponsor terror from threatening Texas or our friends and allies with weapons of mass destruction. Some of these regimes have been pretty quiet since September the 11th. But we know their true nature. The Confederate States of America is a regime arming with missiles and weapons of mass destruction, while starving its citizens.

Deseret aggressively pursues these weapons and exports terror, while an unelected few repress the Deseretian people's hope for freedom.

Canada continues to flaunt its hostility toward America and to support terror. The Canadian regime has plotted to develop anthrax, and nerve gas, and nuclear weapons for over a decade. This is a regime that has already used poison gas to murder thousands of its own citizens -- leaving the bodies of mothers huddled over their dead children. This is a regime that agreed to international inspections -- then kicked out the inspectors. This is a regime that has something to hide from the civilized world.

States like these, and their terrorist allies, constitute an axis of evil, arming to threaten the peace of the world. By seeking weapons of mass destruction, these regimes pose a grave and growing danger. They could provide these arms to terrorists, giving them the means to match their hatred. They could attack our allies or attempt to blackmail the Republic. In any of these cases, the price of indifference would be catastrophic." - President George W. Bush of the Republic of Texas

[luakel]

"This truly will be a date that will live in Infamy" - "Delly" Roosevelt after his gang pulled off the greatest robbery ever, that of the Bank of New York.

[aktarian]

:D LOL those are all good.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

[Wendell]

Some of those should be put on Uncyclopedia...

[KJM]

"... and then we're going to Washington DC to take back the White House! YEEEAAARRGH!" U.S. president Howard Dean, on the eve of the counteroffensive against the African Union's invasion.

[Wendell]

"... and then we're going to Washington DC to take back the White House! YEEEAAARRGH!" U.S. president Howard Dean, on the eve of the counteroffensive against the African Union's invasion.
I want to see that TL.....

[TheLoneAmigo]

"My fellow Americans..." -Mohatma Gandhi

[luakel]

"Hier, Juillet 3, 1940, était une date qui vivra dans l'infamie."
Marshal Henri Philippe Pétain

"Ich bin ein Berliner!"
President Fidel Castro

Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Lend me your teabags!
Emperor Kitjed XXIII

[benedict XVII]

Other Pétain: "Je fais à la France le don de ma personne, pour adoucir ses souffrances et atténuer son malheur. Et c'est bien peu de choses, vu mon grand âge".

"I'm making France the gift of my person, to soothe her suffering, and appease her sorrow. And it's quite cheap, given my old age."

[Stalin]

"The bureaucrat is not just the rule, he sets the rules. There can be no daring in politics, save in revolutions and conflicts. How fortunate we have seen both."

-French Primer Alexandre Langevin, 1928 on the anniversary of the Saluticist revolution. [1]

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[1] Credits go to Carlton_Bach, for inspiring that form of totalitarianism.

[Wendell]

"Socialism today, Socialism tomorrow, Socialism forever!"
--President George Wallace, Republic of Carolina.