DoleScum
August 23rd, 2005, 03:02 PM
A frightening thought I know.
Would they feed us stale bread while we sat by their ponds?
Would we be forced to collect twigs and feathery down for their nests?
Would drakes and mallards go out dressed in tweed to shoot packs of humans off on their summer holidays?
Would toilet duck be renamed if so, to what!!?? after all it looks like a duck!) Urinal goose?, lavatorial lark?, crapper thrush?
Would ducks regularly go to eat at oriental duck restaurants and enjoy human pancakes with plum sauce! or peking human!
Would they feed us stale bread while we sat by their ponds?
Would we be forced to collect twigs and feathery down for their nests?
Would drakes and mallards go out dressed in tweed to shoot packs of humans off on their summer holidays?
Would toilet duck be renamed if so, to what!!?? after all it looks like a duck!) Urinal goose?, lavatorial lark?, crapper thrush?
Would ducks regularly go to eat at oriental duck restaurants and enjoy human pancakes with plum sauce! or peking human!