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Gamingboy
August 22nd, 2005, 02:51 PM
On the Voyager space capsules there is the Golden Record, a gramophone that contains sounds and images from earth. Among these sounds are greetings in over 50 Earth Languages. One of these greetings, spoken in an Eastern Chinese dialect, states:
(This is paraphrased, I can't remember what the exact words are):
"Hello Aliens, are you well? Have you eaten recently? Come and visit us if you have a chance."

So now the twist: What if hungry aliens flying through space using some sort of time-distorting deus ex machina recovered the Golden Record, decoded the messages. And then took the Chinese message as a request by the people of Eastern China to be eaten? How is the world different after these aliens eat everybody in Eastern China then leave never to be heard from again?

Justin Green
August 22nd, 2005, 03:00 PM
There would still be about a billion Chinese.

Straha
August 22nd, 2005, 04:47 PM
not really. Most of China's people are in the east so...

DarkSlavik
August 22nd, 2005, 05:09 PM
Well I imagine the Republic of China would get its chance to retake the Mainland.

Rabbit Scribe
August 22nd, 2005, 05:36 PM
Aliens eat Eastern China! Then leave!

No matter how much of China they eat, they'll still be hungry again half an hour later!

Badump-ching.

I'm thinkin' of quittin' my day job, y'know...

luakel
August 22nd, 2005, 07:04 PM
The price of oil would decrease, for one thing.

Romulus Augustulus
August 22nd, 2005, 08:27 PM
The aliens would get horrible indigestion and then die. Also...wouldn't the Chinese nuke them and drown them in corpses first?

Darkest
August 23rd, 2005, 01:08 AM
Dude, that is freaking awesome. BTW, when does this happen?

Gamingboy
August 23rd, 2005, 06:31 PM
BTW, when does this happen?

Yesterday at 4:00 AM in China.

Typhoon
August 24th, 2005, 04:17 PM
Chinese dietary habits considered, it is rather the aliens who should be afraid.