View Full Version : Everything looks anime style...
Romulus Augustulus
August 20th, 2005, 11:44 PM
Let's say that on 12:00 AM GMT, on August 20th, 2005, everything on the entire planet suddenly looks anime-style, right down to everyone getting a pair of very large eyes. What happens next?
Redem
August 21st, 2005, 12:05 AM
Man it's going to feel weird when we're going to talk or embarass, but stress relief going to great all thank to "hammerspace" (Where you can hit freely people without suffering the consequence with hammer that come out nowhere)
Leej
August 21st, 2005, 12:15 AM
I start having A LOT of nosebleeds...
Redem
August 21st, 2005, 01:34 AM
Weird background start to appear when we do do something dynamic
Darkest
August 21st, 2005, 02:09 AM
Two words: Blue hair.
Right. On.
DarkSlavik
August 21st, 2005, 02:13 AM
Two words: Blue hair.
Right. On.
Blue Hair, Background Music, Hot Chicks, Giant Robots, thanks ASBs.
Romulus Augustulus
August 21st, 2005, 02:26 AM
The more insane stuff doesn't appear...the world is the exact same, but everything just looks different. Oh...and it's not the work of the ASBs...they sucuumbed to ennui and destroyed themselves in a series of wars centuries ago...
Redem
August 21st, 2005, 03:42 AM
Well if this anime world, all the women become gorgeous (if they doesn't look good they simply a easiest change on there body to make you droll on the floor ;) )
Romulus Augustulus
August 21st, 2005, 04:32 AM
That's a definite positive effect...there would probably be some downsides to the transition, however...how do you think governments would deal with it?
luakel
August 21st, 2005, 04:42 AM
how do you think governments would deal with it?
*imagines anime Bush and Blair*
:D:D:D
Romulus Augustulus
August 21st, 2005, 04:54 AM
That would definetely be hillarious...
By the way, I'd probably keep my eyes...the small, menacing, beady little pair with which I squint and glare at the world.
Leej
August 21st, 2005, 11:52 AM
Blue hair?
Whats the big deal with that, blue is mostly just what regular Joes have. Its grouped in with background characters.
Hair colour has a meaning in anime. Its not coincidance that the cute little kid always has pink hair and the red heads are usually slightly unstable.
One thing in anime (just idle musing, 'tis a rhetorical quesiton)- If the Japanese have those big eyes just what the hell are westners eyes like?
IronYuppie
August 21st, 2005, 02:03 PM
I get my much-smaller-than-it-is-now waist back? Cool
NapoleonXIV
August 21st, 2005, 02:13 PM
Please, let me be Bishounen, I don't care if I am mistaken for a transvestite lesbian, just let me look that good once in my life.
The girls will look hot indeed and I just love pastel hair.
Unfortunately, everyone will asphixiate in a few hours, unable to breathe through noses tiny beyond reason or even nonexistent.
IronYuppie
August 21st, 2005, 02:28 PM
Unfortunately, everyone will asphixiate in a few hours, unable to breathe through noses tiny beyond reason or even nonexistent.
Sniff*** gasp*** now he tells us***gasp
Redem
August 21st, 2005, 03:55 PM
Well for some weird reasons I think that most hillarious politician to see in Anime will be Bill Clinton. Just imagin a Chibi Clinton! (Or just imagin if all the politician would have been transform in Chibi can't wait to see Kofi Annan)
For the hair that's going to be great, just think about it. Criminal and dangerous people are going much more easier to spot.
Romulus Augustulus
August 21st, 2005, 06:25 PM
No...we'll be able to breathe. There are still the facilities neccesary for breathing...they're just disguised in most circumstances. Our noses will be drawn. Also, we'll keep our usual hair color, except in a few special instances.
NapoleonXIV
August 22nd, 2005, 04:06 AM
Blue hair?
Whats the big deal with that, blue is mostly just what regular Joes have. Its grouped in with background characters.
Hair colour has a meaning in anime. Its not coincidance that the cute little kid always has pink hair and the red heads are usually slightly unstable.
One thing in anime (just idle musing, 'tis a rhetorical quesiton)- If the Japanese have those big eyes just what the hell are westners eyes like?
I've seen a book on how to draw Manga that does draw a distinction between Western eyes and Asian. It was really hard to tell but noticeable once pointed out. The site at Manga University (http://www.howtodrawmanga.com/tutorial.html) shows how to draw various eyes, but makes no distinction as to Asians
Strangely, some Anime show the occasional peripheral (and sometimes even central, ) character as having a blatantly stereotypical Asian appearance. (Grandpa in both Inu-Yasha and Sailor Moon) Others are shown with glasses that effectively disguise the eyes entirely. (Melvin in Sailor Moon)
I've often wondered if some of the Scouts were in fact supposed to be from half- American or Western Expatriate families. Usagi's mother looks much more Western than her father, Ami's family is hinted to have German ties, Rei's father is some sort of diplomat.
Zor
August 22nd, 2005, 05:50 AM
Me and my sister would end up looking alot like Kira Yamato and Cagalli From Gundam SEED.
That and the Porn Industry has a Feild Day.
Zor
Hendryk
August 22nd, 2005, 08:38 AM
Does the Ranma Effect kick in? Do we get to swap gender with a spray of cold water?
We're finally gonna find out whether Tiresias was right :cool:
Albidoom
August 22nd, 2005, 11:58 AM
Gender-Bending only by accidentally falling into the according spring somewhere in China :o or by issueing a wish to a mischievous little pierrot-demon :D or by belonging to a family with a certain genetic composition :confused: (admitted the last one hans't made it into Anime AFAIK :o )
As for big eyes and tiny noses: Those mainly get the beautiful characters (of both genders). Some average bloke like me would probably be stuck with his old, fleshy face-hook ;) and maybe looking like this (adding ~40 Years, that is):
Hendryk
August 22nd, 2005, 12:22 PM
An interesting added side-effect would be the instant proficiency in Japanese. Although the poem that just popped up holographically in front of this surprised cybercop happens to be in Chinese.
Redem
August 22nd, 2005, 12:28 PM
to add that there is a stastitic chance that now a lot of R are now L it's happen sometime in anime.
NapoleonXIV
August 22nd, 2005, 02:17 PM
And does every fifth girl we pick up turn out to have a penis too? And are we all fucking our teachers and the other students every day at school? And do we get to grow tentacles and rape all the girls before eating them? and...uh..why are you all looking at me like that?
Funny how this keeps getting back to sex. Well, no, not really.
Hendryk
August 22nd, 2005, 02:27 PM
And does every fifth girl we pick up turn out to have a penis too? And are we all fucking our teachers and the other students every day at school? And do we get to grow tentacles and rape all the girls before eating them? and...uh..why are you all looking at me like that?
I am looking at you like that because I want my tentacle hentai back. You can illegally download your own if you want that stuff. :p
Doctor What
August 22nd, 2005, 07:15 PM
I am looking at you like that because I want my tentacle hentai back. You can illegally download your own if you want that stuff. :p
PM those sites for me please? ;)
Romulus Augustulus
August 22nd, 2005, 07:29 PM
Only your appearance changes. None of the other weird shit...well, maybe some of it, but not the demented, perverted weird shit. Okay...no weird shit at all...
NapoleonXIV
August 22nd, 2005, 09:13 PM
I am looking at you like that because I want my tentacle hentai back. You can illegally download your own if you want that stuff. :p
What?? it's not like I'm actually taking it. These are computers, it's a copy. Besides, not like there isn't enough. I hadn't known there were Terabyte size hard drives, let alone individual files.
Romulus Augustulus
August 22nd, 2005, 10:03 PM
And I thought the French had style...(unless Hendryk is a Walloon...)
Count Dearborn
August 23rd, 2005, 02:05 AM
What, no Mecha, no extreme wuxia type martial arts. :(
Here is a picture of Apollo Smile, who bills herself as a real life anime girl. (Is it me, but if you dyed her hair red, wouldn't she look like the actress who played Willow.)
Max Sinister
August 23rd, 2005, 11:39 AM
Scientists could solve an interesting question: Wouldn't eyes that big actually overlap inside of the head?
Hendryk
August 23rd, 2005, 02:13 PM
And I thought the French had style...(unless Hendryk is a Walloon...)
I'm half Flemish actually. And much of the rest is British. But I'm still French by virtue of being born here--jus soli and all that.
Anyway, what isn't stylish about tentacle hentai (or just plain hentai for that matter)? And to think my ex-girlfriend lives in Tokyo...
Romulus Augustulus
August 23rd, 2005, 06:38 PM
The tentacle's not exactly right...the other stuff is more or less fine.
Romulus Augustulus
August 24th, 2005, 09:53 PM
Anything else? Maybe someone could make a timeline, starting with the Change...what political changes would the transition precipitate?
Romulus Augustulus
August 25th, 2005, 08:21 PM
Now...how would you react to such a change?
Romulus Augustulus
August 28th, 2005, 01:55 AM
*clicky-bump*
schrammy
September 6th, 2005, 02:45 PM
this might have a realy big impact on our society as a hole.
for 1 as far as my knowlage of anime goes there are somethings about physical apearance.
1 a persons caracter is en general is reflected in his appearance and hair collour.
2 more extreems every thing is more bautifull or ugly and bigger or smaller as it is now.
3 there will be a lote more beutiful women in general
4 women start being sexual attractive earlyer (tough this is of course personal taste in anime young girls are mostly drawn verry sexy)
this might have some of the following consequeses.
1 a certain for a racism becomes generaly accepted for example everything with a red hair is marked as haveing an bad temper.
2 more crime and more prostitution, those considered ugly will in this reality probarly not find a partner they find some what attractive there for rape is alote more comon so is prostitution.
3 again with so many hot women arround rape and other sex related crimes might increase while drugs ralated crimes are seriously reduced, fewer people find it nessesary to take drugs because we would feel like aleady being in a diffrent world already, also all goverments realise that the only way to do something about this is to legalize prostitution so this becomes legal in al country's except maybe some extreem muslim contry's that have the women those none revealing long dresses i believe there called burka's
4 girls in most anime films i have seen start to begin look realy hot aroud the age of 12 to 14 most girls around those age are either still relativly naive or curious about sex or both so i geuse that the pedofilie (if that age catogary falls into the pedo catogary) becomes a lote more common and maybe even generaly accepted.
5 more globalisation this hapens to every one and every where leaders ever where are faced with the same problems, while at first they might not seem that big they are more so on the long run the new kind of racism are an obvious problem and can't be ignored because they are obviously basted on facts in this alterned world even if they are some what generalising.
the facts that all over the world alote more sex happens leads to a big population increase and alote faster and more wide spread of sexual deseases like aids.
on a side onte comicbook industry goes bankrupt.
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