Ferrets!

[Mojo]

What if ASBs decide to give Ferrets super intelligance? If you ask me the buggers are already to smart. If you ask me they'll end up makin a nuke and holding the world hostage for all our soft rubber insoles.

[DarkSlavik]

I imagin they would want there own nation and would do other sorts of crap to gain respect.

[Count Dearborn]

Nah, at first we don't notice, until the little buggers start to invent means of taking the socks out of our drawers, or tractor beams to get all of the "shinies".