Benedict Bin Laden

[Imajin]

A particularly crazy ASB decides to switch the minds of Pope Benedict XVI and Osama Bin Laden. Say this happens today. What happens?

[Straha]

anti-catholic hysteria goes to 19th century levels in the US if not worse.

[Mike Stearns]

A particularly crazy ASB decides to switch the minds of Pope Benedict XVI and Osama Bin Laden. Say this happens today. What happens?


Chaos.Muslim fundamentalists turn against Bin Laden and have him killed as he beings to preach about God's enteral love and the College of Cardinals has forced Benidict from power when he begins to take an extreme anti-Jewish position.

[Hendryk]

Catholic/Muslim oecumenism takes a giant leap forward as the radicals of both persuasions realize they have so much in common:

Bin Laden to Vatican aides: "What do you think of the status of women?"
Aides: "They should be subservient to men."
OBL: "So I've always said."

Benedict to Al-Qaida seconds-in-command: "What do you think of gays?"
Seconds: "They'll burn in Hell forever."
B: "Indeed."

OBL to aides: "What do you think should be the place of religion in society?"
Aides: "A central one."
OBL: "Of course."

Benedict to seconds: "Don't you hate this decadent, hedonistic, godless modern culture?"
Seconds: "With a passion."
B: "You know, I'm beginning to really like you guys..."

Etc...

[Leej]

Depends how cynical you think Bin Laden is.
Is he just in the terrorism buisness for the power or is he really that hardcore a muslim.
Also how smart is he- will he go nuts and declare his conversion to islam or subtly turn catholics against the US and point the church in a more muslim direction.