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NapoleonXIV
August 14th, 2005, 06:48 PM
The ASB's inform you that as of tomorrow you will become a Greek god. Like all the Greek gods you will have a specific area and power but also be a very powerful entity in most other areas as well. All will bow before you and your radiance will blind all you see. You have 24 hours to select your area and you must give them a complete itinerary of your first week by that time or they will execute you.
Starting....
Now...
Psychomeltdown
August 14th, 2005, 07:01 PM
But what if you're already a god???
Cuz I am. :D
someone had to say it.
Glen
August 14th, 2005, 07:37 PM
The ASB's inform you that as of tomorrow you will become a Greek god. Like all the Greek gods you will have a specific area and power but also be a very powerful entity in most other areas as well. All will bow before you and your radiance will blind all you see. You have 24 hours to select your area and you must give them a complete itinerary of your first week by that time or they will execute you.
Starting....
Now...
You may call me Apiero, or in English, Infinity...and I am the god of infinity.
I have the power over all infinities, and the power to grant boons of infinite size. I possess and can grant to others infinite life, health, happiness, redemption, and much, much more.
The first week is very busy the first day, as I go about granting to all the boons of infinite life, well-being, and other positive attributes in infinite amounts. The rest of the week I spend fine tuning things and planning out the infinite growth of humanity and indeed all sentient life into beings of infinite greatness.
What can I say, I'm an infinitely nice guy.... ;)
Count Dearborn
August 14th, 2005, 09:30 PM
I ask them why I can't be a combination of a Greek god, a Norse god, and an Amerindian god. I do this because the Greek Pantheon doesn't have a good example of a Trickster.
Glen
August 14th, 2005, 09:33 PM
I ask them why I can't be a combination of a Greek god, a Norse god, and an Amerindian god. I do this because the Greek Pantheon doesn't have a good example of a Trickster.
Then there's a niche dying to be filled. Take on a Greek name and specify your the Greek god of tricks...
Kit
August 14th, 2005, 09:49 PM
I would like to be the god of balance, competition and equilibrium. The whole ying and yang thing. That'd be cool.
luakel
August 14th, 2005, 09:49 PM
You are a God.
Oh, yes I am. About time someone realized it. :p ;)
But, if I had to choose, I'd be Apollo.
Dave Howery
August 14th, 2005, 11:36 PM
I'll be the god of violent chaos and destruction... I figure the rest of you will pay dearly to keep me quiet...
Count Dearborn
August 15th, 2005, 01:46 AM
Then there's a niche dying to be filled. Take on a Greek name and specify your the Greek god of tricks...
There are already three; Prometheus, because he stole fire; Zeus, because of all his philandering; and Hermes, because he is the got of those that live by their wits. There is no trickster like Raven, Coyote, Rabbit, or Silver Fox.
Grey Wolf
August 15th, 2005, 02:08 AM
The ASB's inform you that as of tomorrow you will become a Greek god. .
Excelllent, thank you very much !
Details are for mortals
Grey Wolf
Archangel Michael
August 15th, 2005, 02:13 AM
I want to become Zeus. Why? Because he's a pimp. Literally. :D
Cockroach
August 15th, 2005, 02:19 AM
I want to become Zeus. Why? Because he's a pimp. Literally.
Just because he fucks around a lot doesn't make hime the 'manager' of a prostitute.
Archangel Michael
August 15th, 2005, 02:23 AM
Just because he fucks around a lot doesn't make hime the 'manager' of a prostitute.
I think Greek myths are open for inturpetation. :p
Mojo
August 15th, 2005, 02:52 AM
If theres a choice of other gods i'd really like to be a slavic one say Chernobog the dark god but if its only Greek i'll be the god of drunkeness and wine(I don't recall his name)
Othniel
August 15th, 2005, 03:01 AM
If theres a choice of other gods i'd really like to be a slavic one say Chernobog the dark god but if its only Greek i'll be the god of drunkeness and wine(I don't recall his name)
Dionysious
Weapon M
August 23rd, 2005, 02:49 PM
Ares, baby, Ares...
Smuz
August 23rd, 2005, 03:44 PM
The god of edges, borders, resolutions and shores. Name pending.
Shrines to whom are found on sea coasts (where all three physical elements meet, and especially at light houses, where all four meet), mountain tops border crossings and ports amongst others. Services held at dawn and dusk, with major celebrations at the equinoxes (when the seasons change, and when my birthday is, coincidentally). Symbols being vertical bisection of a shield/circle/whatever, insect chrysalises and a lot of edge conditions- storm fronts, deathbeds and birthing beds. Some argument as to whether he favours balance or conflict, but all theologians know he favours the divide itself.
Count Dearborn
August 23rd, 2005, 05:15 PM
Sounds like Hermes. If it where the Vedic/Hindu pantheon, you'd want to be Ganesha.
Max Sinister
August 23rd, 2005, 05:40 PM
I'd like to be the god of information. In today's society, I could be more important than any other god. Anytime Bill Gates want something from me, ne has to kneel before me. And I still may not give him what he wants.
Count Dearborn
August 23rd, 2005, 05:45 PM
Sounds like Hermes, again.
Faeelin
August 23rd, 2005, 06:03 PM
Hmm. Apollo, the God of moderation, looking good, and flying over the world with the power of millions of hydrogen bombs.
Romulus Augustulus
August 23rd, 2005, 06:56 PM
I'd be the god of computers. I'd basically have power over the computers and the robots. Most of the time, though, I'd just use my power to get porn for my friends, and I wouldn't really do anything.
Swede
August 23rd, 2005, 07:18 PM
Hm, computers and information already spoken for...
I'm thinking Third Law of Thermodynamics. Why? Why not?
As long as I'm not the oh-God of Hangovers I'll be fine.
Justin Pickard
August 23rd, 2005, 07:42 PM
One of these:-
-Caerus - the personification of opportunity, luck and favorable moments.
-Elpis - the personification of hope.
-Momos - a minor god of satire.
(Kitjed --> Priapus; a fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia.)
Mike Stearns
August 23rd, 2005, 08:25 PM
I want to be the Centauri god of war and door knobs.
Straha
August 23rd, 2005, 09:16 PM
I'd be the god of partying. Now before you go and say "That's already done by dionysis". Its not. He's not SPECIFICALLY the god of parties.
Superdude
August 23rd, 2005, 09:38 PM
I'd be the god of Superior Ability. I can do anything better than anyone else.
Mr_ Bondoc
August 24th, 2005, 05:19 AM
Bow Before Me , Son of Jor-El.....For, I am God of Orgasms and Revenge....Without which, your lives have no meaning!!
Count Dearborn
August 24th, 2005, 05:23 PM
I'd be the god of partying. Now before you go and say "That's already done by dionysis". Its not. He's not SPECIFICALLY the god of parties.
That would be Bacchus, hence the terms, bacchanal, and Bacchanalia; in modern terms, a wild party.
All in all, I'd like to be a god that combines the traits of Raven, Anansi, and Ganesha.
fred_smith
August 26th, 2005, 06:38 PM
I'd want to keep my name, and hope they'd let me take on a vaguely cthloid appearance. Then I'd take control over the fields of change and states of extreme altered concsiousness. And for a name, Fred, of course.
In my first week, I would mostly drink heavily and shout at Pagan friends, get some magicians I know to write rituals for me, and try to spread them about. In my spare time, I'd hang out with insane people and change people's lives suddenly and for no reason.
Fenwick
August 26th, 2005, 07:09 PM
I'd be Bob the god of misplaced things. I can make anything disappear, and appear where ever I like. But only small things....like car keys, small amounts of money, socks, and if the desire fancies me the occasional super model.
Mojo
August 26th, 2005, 11:49 PM
I've decided to change to Atomika
:D
DISSIDENT
August 29th, 2005, 11:15 PM
Hades. I'm a bit dark, but just doing my job.
NomadicSky
August 30th, 2005, 05:26 AM
I'd be Triton god of water or Pyro god of fire
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