Sexy Canada-Russia Alliance

[TDude695]

Alien space bats cause Canada and the USSR to ally in 1967 and invade Alaska and Greenland.

TDude695's random friend: Man, Russians are mad hot.

What happens now?

[Imajin]

A massive search begins to find out why Yugoslavia collapsed prematurely? :p

[Superdude]

The USA invades Canada, which we had been just waiting for an excuse to, for a long, long time.

Russia simply does not care about Canada, so I doubt anything else will change except that the USA now owns Canada.

[TDude695]

TDude695's friend: Naturally they want us for sex, cause we're mad hot as well, or the more rational and boring reason...

TDude695: They would want us for strategic reasons. In the case of a war with the USA they would use us to transport troops through. On the Yugoslavian collapse....... the ASB's were drunk.

[Imajin]

The USA invades Canada, which we had been just waiting for an excuse to, for a long, long time.

Russia simply does not care about Canada, so I doubt anything else will change except that the USA now owns Canada.
Because, you know, Russia will definately sit by as it's mentioned ally is wiped out :p

[Superdude]

WHAT THE HELL MY AMAZING LINK ISN'T THERE ANYMORE

But yeah, it explains why Canada sucks, and Russia wouldn't complain if the USA would just take over.

[Imajin]

WHAT THE HELL MY AMAZING LINK ISN'T THERE ANYMORE

But yeah, it explains why Canada sucks, and Russia wouldn't complain if the USA would just take over.
I'm sure the cold war US wouldn't mind if one of it's worse allies was taken over by the USSR...

[Archangel Michael]

It appears that Czechoslovakia collapsed too, and Czech, Slovakia, and Hungary have overthrown their Communist governments.

[TDude695]

But yeah, it explains why Canada sucks, and Russia wouldn't complain if the USA would just take over. Hey, not to start a flame war, but we kicked your asses in 1812, we gained independance peacefully, we didn't massacre our natives (just horribly opressed them), and we opted not to go to Vietnam or Iraq which were and are rather pointless wars (not to insult any Vietnam or Iraq vets). Our gun laws suck the blow however. You can totally diss us on that. And as for Chzechoslovakia, the ASB's were really drunk.

[Archangel Michael]

Hey, not to start a flame war, but we kicked your asses in 1812,

I'm not so sure the War of 1812 could be considered an ass kicking by either side.

[TDude695]

We repelled your invasion, although you pwned us at New Orleans.

[Archangel Michael]

We repelled your invasion, although you pwned us at New Orleans.

You're the first person I've meet that seems to think that the War of 1812 was an ass kicking. Wars like the Mexican-American War, for example, are ass kickings.

[TDude695]

I wasn't really incinuating 1812 was an ass kicking, I was just contesting the allegation of suckage, although I suppose my use off the term "kicked your asses" made it seem otherwise.

[Superdude]

Canada is like the flabby, wimpy cousin of the USA who goes to anime conventions.

[Mayhem]

But at least he gets the wild anime cosplayer girls, not those skanky Euro-bitches America picks up, or that pimply Aussie girl... Is it legal for her to be that young, by the way?

[DominusNovus]

We repelled your invasion, although you pwned us at New Orleans.
Are you british or canadian? If the former, then you did well in the war. If the latter, you just got lucky. :cool:

[Imajin]

Are you british or canadian? If the former, then you did well in the war. If the latter, you just got lucky. :cool:
There's a difference between British and Canadian? I mean, sure Canada may pretend to be independent to increase Britain's UN clout, but if you look at the Head of State, it's all the same country really...

[Dave Howery]

well, the fact that territory of the US has been invaded means that NATO is invoked and duty bound to come to our aid...

[NapoleonXIV]

Siberian Chukchi vs Yukon Inuit, a grudge match 25000 years old

Mayhem, I hate to tell you this but with Cosplayers, some of their best girls....aren't

[JEDCJT]

You call an alliance between Russia and Canada sexy?

[TDude695]

The sexy part was my friend's idea due to the fact he is hidiously pro communist.