Doctor What
June 22nd, 2005, 04:20 PM
Linky (http://www.theonion.com/2056-06-22/)
"Grave robbers pry valuble rifles from Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands."
"Democratic Middle Eastern States vote to invade US..."
"US a 'rogue nation' that 'must be contained'..."
'Texas Returns US Ambassadors Head in a Box'
CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA—Following months of terror at the hands of hot-rod-piloting punks, Australian Prime Minister Kellen O'Neill handed power to Lord Humongous, nominal warlord of the leather-clad marauding barbarian horde Monday. "Just walk away!" said Humongous, the official "Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Roll-ah," speaking through his vehicle's PA system from the smoking ruins of the city center. "I will spare those of you who surrender your possessions and your precious juice. Just walk away, and live." Humongous is expected to share at least a portion of his dominion over Australia with midget genius The Master, who several sources said "runs Bartertown."
Bah-hah-hah-ha!!!
"Grave robbers pry valuble rifles from Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands."
"Democratic Middle Eastern States vote to invade US..."
"US a 'rogue nation' that 'must be contained'..."
'Texas Returns US Ambassadors Head in a Box'
CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA—Following months of terror at the hands of hot-rod-piloting punks, Australian Prime Minister Kellen O'Neill handed power to Lord Humongous, nominal warlord of the leather-clad marauding barbarian horde Monday. "Just walk away!" said Humongous, the official "Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Roll-ah," speaking through his vehicle's PA system from the smoking ruins of the city center. "I will spare those of you who surrender your possessions and your precious juice. Just walk away, and live." Humongous is expected to share at least a portion of his dominion over Australia with midget genius The Master, who several sources said "runs Bartertown."
Bah-hah-hah-ha!!!