ASB's Here on Gilligan's Island

[Norman]

I was watching TV yesterday and saw an advertisement for an upcoming reality show that raised a very important ASB question.

What if ASB's saw the same advertisement and decide that you would be the perfect skipper on a Gilligan's isle populated with the characters of the show. (Here's your chance at Mary Ann).

What would you do?

[DuQuense]

two things,, Go for the Girls, and repair the D*** Boat and get off the island [After I had the Girls of Course.]

Going by the picture of the Boat in the opening credits, it is patchable enuff to get west to the mainland, whenever that may be.

[Count Dearborn]

You'd have to get rid of Gilligan. There was also one episode where they were trying to fix the boat, and it fell completly to pieces.

[Norman]

I was thinking that would be my first step knowing that the stream was full of piranhas I would ask something innocent like, "Hey little Buddy, why don't you go swimming in this stream?"

[Dave Howery]

sheesh! Haven't you guys ever seen the show? Gilligan is protected by fun-loving ASBs, so that any and all plots against him fail in bumbling and amusing ways... oh yeah, and any plan that has any remote chance of getting them off the island will fail due to him. All you can really do is hit him with your sailor cap.
Me, I'm going to finagle a swinging threesome with the movie star and the farm girl...

[Norman]

sheesh! Haven't you guys ever seen the show? Gilligan is protected by fun-loving ASBs, so that any and all plots against him fail in bumbling and amusing ways... oh yeah, and any plan that has any remote chance of getting them off the island will fail due to him. All you can really do is hit him with your sailor cap.
Me, I'm going to finagle a swinging threesome with the movie star and the farm girl...

Hadn't thought of this, but I will say that if you don't get rid of Gilligan there will be no threesome. Just as the lights go low and they are a little buzzed and getting more recptive to the idea, Gilligan would bust in, trip over Mary Ann, and fall on the movie star.

[Count Dearborn]

Gilligan is an ASB, he was inserted into the senario just before the castaways woke up. The Castaways minds where then edited to include him.

[Norman]

Gilligan is an ASB, he was inserted into the senario just before the castaways woke up. The Castaways minds where then edited to include him.
You know this explains a lot. He is then able to experiment with the castaways by introducing seemingly random elements in to their somewhat timeless existance.

Did any time pass when they were on the island? Will they wake up someday a few hours after the wreck with holes in their memories?