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Darkest
June 21st, 2005, 10:33 AM
At the age of two, Indiana Jones, the son of Holy Grail-ologist Prof. Jones, dies from a bad cold.

Now, the Nazis were never able to find the Ark of the Covenant without the help of our bullwhip-wielding hero, and they died pitifully when they challenged the Holy Grail, even after they spent a few more years trying to find it.

However, the Nazis did find two things that didn't require the help of Indiana Jones. The Lost City of Atlantis! They will never be able to get into the god machine in the center, but they quickly find out how to use orichalcum to make weapons.

Then, they find the Elixir of Youth in Brazil!

Just popped into my mind. Any fun stuff stemming from this POD? I can't remember the other Indiana Jones escapades, and if the Nazis would get any more supernatural advantages without our fedora-wearing archeologist.

NapoleonXIV
June 21st, 2005, 12:33 PM
Professor Jones would just foil the Nazis himself. In the Grail movie Junior got in the way as much as he helped.

Or his daughter Emily-Anne; who bears a striking resemblance to Kirsten Dunst, is a world renowned anthropologist, and never far from her sword cane, would have to step in.